“$75 for BOTH at the yard sale! Can you believe it? Blue Book value is over $800 for the pair!”
Win.
Damn! that cayenne douche is hot!
“I shoots better wid my eyes closed.”
The day I can’t do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and my guns.
“Yeee Hah!! There’s nothing quite like the feeling of hanging self-conferred degrees in revolverology on my office wall!”
annie oakley’s sister taking dance lessons…..
“Another AR-15 on the market!?!? They can kiss my lead!”
Ohhhhh yeaaaah!!!!! Something big in one hand and something small in the other just how i like it!
Ummm, I bet one is a .45 Colt and the other is .38 Chief’s Special! Can I open my eyes now?
♫ ♫The kids are BACK in school!!! Spring Break is over yeah yeah♫ ♫
“Our prices here at Wood Paneling Liquidation World are Crazy!”
“I told you, ‘No wire hangars’!”
“And that was the last time Grandpa ever asked for .”
Also, WTF is with the squirrel picture on the side. I’m going to have nightmares.
Mrs. Appleton demonstrates her closed-eye technique at the “Institute For Seeing-Eye Guns.”
I’m the roughinest toughinest rootinest, tootinest bobtailed wildcat north, south east or west of the Pecos! *rapid fires two pistols at the ground with enough force that the recoil lifts you several inches into the air.*
Ahhh…. Yosemite Sam.
MILF -Mom Imitating Lead Flying
While you can’t get a man with a gun, Ethel proves that you can get a man with two guns.
“Consider that a divorce!”
The long guns to the left look like a SxS shotgun and muzzle loading rifle. The revolver pictures on the wall look like cap and ball era guns. She must be into black powder guns.
“I can’t believe it. What a country! I got the house, half of his pension, the kids, AND the guns!!”
Is that Lady Byrd? Maybe it wasn’t an appendix scar after all.
“Now fuh round 18: ya godda shoot bowth targeths at the thame time, eyes clothed. Loother takes anudder shot o’ withkey!”
“Yippie ki yay, mother…”
This is the best damn bridal shower ever!
Go ahead, make my day!
I love me some country music! Yeehaw!
“Two guns have improved my sex life 100%”
Michelle Obama, meet a real American woman.
Frankie took aim with her forty-four,
Five times with a rooty-toot-toot.
Right through that hardwood door.
He was her man and he was doing her wrong.
Looks like a YEEHAW moment.
IT’S Friday!!!!!!!
Make your own damn sammich!
” I’M liberated bitches. The bra goes next”
The first female BATFE agent begins high-risk warrant service training
Insert cheesy disco song in the background here:
Y-M-C-A! it’s fun to stay at the YMCA!
“$75 for BOTH at the yard sale! Can you believe it? Blue Book value is over $800 for the pair!”
Win.
Damn! that cayenne douche is hot!
“I shoots better wid my eyes closed.”
The day I can’t do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and my guns.
“Yeee Hah!! There’s nothing quite like the feeling of hanging self-conferred degrees in revolverology on my office wall!”
annie oakley’s sister taking dance lessons…..
“Another AR-15 on the market!?!? They can kiss my lead!”
Ohhhhh yeaaaah!!!!! Something big in one hand and something small in the other just how i like it!
Ummm, I bet one is a .45 Colt and the other is .38 Chief’s Special! Can I open my eyes now?
♫ ♫The kids are BACK in school!!! Spring Break is over yeah yeah♫ ♫
“Our prices here at Wood Paneling Liquidation World are Crazy!”
“I told you, ‘No wire hangars’!”
“And that was the last time Grandpa ever asked for .”
Also, WTF is with the squirrel picture on the side. I’m going to have nightmares.
Mrs. Appleton demonstrates her closed-eye technique at the “Institute For Seeing-Eye Guns.”
I’m the roughinest toughinest rootinest, tootinest bobtailed wildcat north, south east or west of the Pecos! *rapid fires two pistols at the ground with enough force that the recoil lifts you several inches into the air.*
Ahhh…. Yosemite Sam.
MILF -Mom Imitating Lead Flying
While you can’t get a man with a gun, Ethel proves that you can get a man with two guns.
“Consider that a divorce!”
The long guns to the left look like a SxS shotgun and muzzle loading rifle. The revolver pictures on the wall look like cap and ball era guns. She must be into black powder guns.
“I can’t believe it. What a country! I got the house, half of his pension, the kids, AND the guns!!”
Is that Lady Byrd? Maybe it wasn’t an appendix scar after all.
“Now fuh round 18: ya godda shoot bowth targeths at the thame time, eyes clothed. Loother takes anudder shot o’ withkey!”
“Yippie ki yay, mother…”
This is the best damn bridal shower ever!
Go ahead, make my day!
I love me some country music! Yeehaw!
“Two guns have improved my sex life 100%”
Michelle Obama, meet a real American woman.
Frankie took aim with her forty-four,
Five times with a rooty-toot-toot.
Right through that hardwood door.
He was her man and he was doing her wrong.
Looks like a YEEHAW moment.
IT’S Friday!!!!!!!
Make your own damn sammich!
” I’M liberated bitches. The bra goes next”
The first female BATFE agent begins high-risk warrant service training
Insert cheesy disco song in the background here:
Y-M-C-A! it’s fun to stay at the YMCA!
Party Rock is in the house tonight…
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