Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    This brings a whole new meaning to the term “Poop-Shoot”…. Apologies in advance…. 🙂

  2. avatar Scott D. says:

    Crack shot on the crap pot.

  3. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    I’m still working on it, but I know it must have the word ‘pot-shot’ in it somewhere.

  4. avatar Tom says:

    I blew up on the pot.

  5. avatar Tom says:

    problems posting
    I blew up on the pot.

  6. avatar Justian says:

    Breathe in let out half a breath……AAAHHHH. Now to squeeze the trigger.

  7. avatar BLAMMO says:

    If I have to hit the Reload button one more time, I’m gonna SHIT!!

  8. avatar Van says:

    I said occupied!

  9. avatar Van says:

    He really is ready for when the SHTF.

  10. avatar Aaron says:

    One-shot mag dump.

  11. avatar KWAL says:

    Explosive diarrhea.

  12. avatar Mashashin says:

    Sure you can come over and shoot the shit

  13. avatar Derek says:

    Alright seriously… how the heck did you guys get a camera in my bathroom?

  14. avatar Twinkie says:

    Sighting in a piece of crap.

  15. avatar Roadkill6 says:

    That asshole won’t know what shit him.

  16. avatar Eric Hernandez says:

    Care to join me? Sorry, I don’t have another seat to offer you at the moment but you are welcome to use your pants

  17. avatar Eric Hernandez says:

    When the Metamucil has lost its edge… Throne Carry

  18. avatar Ken West says:

    Gotta to squeeze one off!

  19. avatar Will says:

    After a month long crime spree and no arrests by police, citizens have begun to take action and defend themselves from the criminal mastermind known only as “The Turd Burglar”

  20. avatar Ropingdown says:

    “Having just flushed a pair of record-book honkers, our hunter now concentrates on achieving a smooth follow up.”

  21. avatar Vigilantis says:

    I’m not taking any shit off of you!

  22. avatar Harold says:

    My Throne!

  23. avatar Jay W. says:

    As my Dad used to say to me, “It’s time to either SHOOT or get off of the pot!”, or something close to that expression.

  24. avatar RKflorida says:

    It is now OK for the bang to scare the crap out of him.

  25. avatar Gary M. says:

    Crap shoot has a new meaning.

  26. avatar Sam Wright says:

    I bet I can turn on the shower from here.

  27. avatar dmbezzell says:

    Where’s the eye protection?

  28. avatar Ryan says:

    “Damnit woman, I said Charmin”!

  29. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    bob was not going to be surprised and unarmed like john Travolta was in pulp fiction….or did you wash that gun before handing it to you buddy??

  30. avatar Javier says:

    WOW ! Mayor mike has a shooting gallery in his bathroom.

  31. avatar Matt in AZ says:

    Caught on the pot with a single-shot

  32. avatar Matt in AZ says:

    How I got the drop on you?

  33. avatar dls56 says:

    There are times that multi-tasking just can’t be avoided, LOL.

  34. avatar JeffD says:

    TTAG writer testing the new Throne Defense Position.

  35. avatar Steve says:

    Caught you with my pants down.

  36. avatar Frank says:

    “I wont make the same mistake Elvis did and not have a gun with me when I’m on the crapper, death is going to have a little surprise when he comes for me here.”

  37. avatar Ham says:

    Tactical dump

  38. avatar Ralph says:

    Being completely out of 3″ slugs, Henry improvised.

  39. avatar Scott D. says:

    To be honest, I’m dissappointed I, or anyone else, didn’t post this earlier…
    Rule #3 of Zombieland- Beware of Bathrooms.
    You are at your most vulnerable while sitting on the toilet, so always take extra care.

  40. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    The BG’s going to need this seat more than I do if he’s dumb enough to walk throught the door!!!

  41. avatar dave says:

    Because crime doesn’t wait for you to wipe and flush.

  42. avatar IMHO says:

    “I don’t care what so-and-so said, there ain’t gonna be no ‘poop-and-shoot’ event at the gun range.”

  43. avatar IMHO says:

    “Finally closed the door far enough to find my gun. Been looking for this thing for a month.”

  44. avatar Ben says:

    Joe’s new hunting blind has all the amenities.

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