Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Bob H says:

    Just a question… Why does that “Batman” appear to have a camel-toe?

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      and the “Robin” has breasts…

  2. avatar Tarrou says:

    YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY [email protected]!!one1!~

    1. avatar Mr. Pierogie says:

      my eyes!!! they burn!!!! this cannot be unseen!!!

  3. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    LOL I have no idea WTF I’m doing!

  4. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Occupy this Joker!!!

    1. avatar Sam Wright says:

      Do you like my new BAT-GUN?

  5. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Say it!!! Say it!!! Say I’m the best caped crusader ever or I’ll give you a hair style you’ll never forget…

  6. avatar ready, fire,aim says:

    is this from a russ meyer B movie??

  7. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    The 3″ hand-held naval gun proved to be one of Batman’s less successful inventions.

  8. avatar dustyvarmint says:

    Hands Up Dude, “Is that a Transmorgifier or are you just happy to see me?”

  9. avatar mmasse says:

    Where the heck were you hiding that hand cannon… Um never mind I don’t want to know.

  10. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I gotta get me some of those tights that don’t ride up so high.


    SO! You think this outfit makes my butt look big, do you? Well, take THIS, you scallywag!

  11. avatar Dave_K says:

    Oh the “pre Adam West” Batman movies. So awesome, but so hard to find.

    Sometimes I wish I had a cape to help with concealed carry of super oversized weaponry.

  12. avatar Aaron says:

    Now that Han officially never shot first, I’M going to fire first!

  13. avatar H. Rearden says:

    I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?

  14. avatar Isaac says:

    My outfit’s cheap? MY OUTFIT’S CHEAP?!! Eat this, you fedora-wearing thug!

  15. avatar Joseph Bush says:

    “If you don’t do exactly what I say, this gun is going to shoot you.”

    1. avatar Dave_K says:

      You win.
      Crazy guns having minds of their own.

  16. avatar pcrh says:

    “%*&@ the Batterang–meet the BAT-GAT!”

  17. avatar Tom says:

    This gun makes up for my small package!

  18. avatar Eric H. says:

    “Holy Tin Can Batman! I didn’t know you could make a gun out that asparagus can!” (The first recycling ad on TV)

  19. avatar Phil H says:

    That is without a doubt the silliest effing costume in the history of motion pictures. The ears, for me, put it over the top. He looks more like a cricket than a bat. And, ok, yes, Robin is the “boy wonder,” but he’s not actually supposed to be 12 years old, is he?

    I never knew there were pre-Adam-West batman films, and now I can’t rest until I see one of them. I mean, that really does look like a hair dryer.

  20. avatar HAVE GUN says:

    I don’t have a clever caption for this, just if anybody is interested.

    It is from a serial from

    “The Batman
    (1943) movie serial”


  21. avatar carey says:

    I know it looks like a soup can with iron sights, but just pretend…

  22. avatar J in MS says:

    This season on Top Shot!

  23. avatar Pete says:

    “Call them panties again. I dare you. I double dare you.”

  24. avatar Monty says:

    The thug took one look at the masked duo and surrendered. No straight man was going to take his chances against the Costuming Gun.

  25. avatar girlswithguns says:

    Do you really think this gun clashes with my cape?

  26. avatar ROger.45 says:

    Ken and Barbie show up to the party dressed as Batman and Robin!

    (Sequal to Bob H’s caption)

  27. avatar Ralph says:

    And as Robin can tell you, this blasterizer isn’t the only thing I carry in my Thunderwear.

  28. I couldn’t conceal my full-size gun in this outfit so I brought my compact.

  29. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Yesterday, Commissioner, you were against concealed carry AND gay marriage in Gotham. Tomorrow yours will be one less vote Robin and I have to worry about.

    1. avatar MadDawg J says:

      Ha ha ha, good one!

  30. avatar Matt Gregg says:

    I can hear Batman saying “Do you still think this speedo looks gay, punk?”

  31. avatar Sexy&iknowit says:

    Call it a bikini one more time and I will shoot you with this soup can contraption!

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