Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Those darn bitter clingers!!

  2. avatar Paul53 says:

    Nuns in training! Still suffer from Post Traumatic Yardstick Disorder.

  3. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    This is my Rifle… This is my… Aw snap, that’s not going to work…

    1. avatar jwm says:

      It’s a strap on.

      1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

        Hahahaaa… Nice…

  4. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    It’s hard to find a dance partner at the Shot Hop.

  5. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    The girls always made Hillary feel like she couldnt keep up, feeling inadequate to perform simple tasks she vowed to get even and make all the guns disappear!

  6. avatar linkinarmory.com says:

    Mama didn’t raise no victims

  7. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Born again, nail bangers overcoming sling palsy getting ready to send it.

  8. avatar SteveInCO says:

    (whoops, couldn’t see right in the thumbnail)

    1. avatar SteveInCO says:

      This, by the way, would be another case where “delete” doesn’t work, even when you actually confirm you want to delete. I’ve been accused of not using the “feature” properly.

  9. avatar Alex Waits says:

    “Does this strap come in Muddy Girl?”

  10. avatar David says:

    “Alright gals! Don’t shoot until you see the reds of their zombie eyes.”

  11. avatar stevor says:

    I think it’s an insult that Pa says we need shotguns for our weddings!

  12. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Nude Nuns with big guns hopefuls make it to the trap shooting part of the auditions.

  13. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Welcome to 10 Cloverfield Lane. Attempts to leave this shelter will result in immediate termination.

  14. avatar James69 says:

    Hurry up! The Beatnik’s are coming! I told you that para-cord strap was a bad idea…..

  15. avatar mountocean says:

    Hold out Virginia, Just let ’em wait.
    (Apologies to Billy Joel)

  16. avatar reggie says:

    Jaime, JAIME,! Pay attention! YOU need to know, how to SAFELY SECURE and carry your weapon.

  17. avatar Pap says:

    God, Guns, & Girls….This is AMERICA!

  18. avatar jwm says:

    Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war…..

  19. avatar Tom W. says:

    This is my favorite plaid skirt for Saturday Nights……

    Oh and yes,,,,,, the scatter gun comes along for the date.

  20. avatar Bob says:

    Sorry guys, those aren’t scatterguns. Heavy barreled 22 target rifles. Notice the magazine well on the rifle on the far right.

  21. Muslim’s worst nightmare.

  22. avatar Hank says:

    In 1947, birth control was a bit more preemptive.

  23. avatar BLAMMO says:

    That loud Rock ‘n’ Roll Devil music coming from those people upstairs STOPS NOW!!

    1. avatar BLAMMO says:

      Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

  24. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    These female voters tell hillary that they do not want to become unarmed victims.

  25. avatar 1tiredhillbilly says:

    Praise the LORD and pass the ammunition…

  26. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Now these are strap-ons we can have fun with!”

  27. avatar BenW says:

    Damn these loop slings!

  28. avatar Michigunner says:

    The girls soon learned that indoor rehearsal for their upcoming 3 volley salute was a poor idea.

  29. avatar Paul53 says:

    Praise The Lord and Pass the Ammunition.

    1. avatar Paul53 says:

      The delete button doesn’t work, so we’ll just do it the old fashioned way!

  30. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    We are ready to start performing the exorcism.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      The power of the .22 LR compels you!

  31. avatar Watts' Twat says:

    “Now it’s on to Chicago!” (ala Robert “Melon Head” Kennedy)

  32. avatar billy-bob says:

    “Okay ladies, it’s ‘No means no!’ then 2 to the ‘nads. Stops the rapist every time.”

  33. avatar scifiguy30 says:

    When smacking the kids with rulers wasn’t enough anymore we had to raise the stakes a bit…

  34. avatar Somebody Special says:

    When daddy ain’t around to spur on the weddin, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

  35. avatar Defens says:

    Hi there, Sharp Shots!

  36. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Now repeat after me, “I can’t come to work today, my arm is in a sling”.

  37. avatar AR says:

    “Catholic High School Girls in Trouble”

    Kentucky Fried Movie

  38. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Ammunition and target costs were reasonable, but the drywall repair costs quickly put an end to the Thursday night ladies’ indoor trap shoot at St. Peter’s.

  39. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    4 of Achmed’s 72 virgins train for his impending arrIval.

  40. avatar the ruester says:

    Ghostbusters prequel.

  41. avatar Bohucka says:

    Sara Tipton: Skirt Shooting

  42. avatar jwm says:

    Is it tacticool to practice stacking while being stacked?

  43. Hey boys, you don’t know us be we know your moms and they told us to pick you up.

  44. avatar Joseph Quixote says:

    God, glory, guns, and girls!

  45. avatar Franzl says:

    If my Ex’s ever got together, I knew there would be trouble!

  46. avatar jwm says:

    “No. no, girls. You misunderstood. The priest said you were to go commando in the confessional, not be a commando….”

  47. avatar jwm says:

    The scooby gang just got serious.

  48. avatar Bruce C says:

    Girls just want to have fun.

  49. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    ♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫
    Goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get married
    Goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get married
    Gee, I really love you and we’re gonna get married

  50. avatar Ricardo says:

    The AMEN corner!

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