Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    Now WHERE did I put those plasma pistol rounds? (Fallout 4 elusion.)

  2. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    I just happen to be your leader. Thank you for taking me to myself.

  3. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    I have a few of ideas regarding your “common sense” gun control…

  4. With her personal massaging device and full compliment of spare deep-penetrating rounds, courageous Caitlyn shows why she deserves the Woman of the Year award.

  5. avatar Alexander says:

    Amazon Queen from Flesh Gordon.

  6. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Mom’s demand action, while I take action.

  7. avatar mike oregon says:

    Why if your ex is the wardrobe director, don’t take the part.

  8. Tactical head-dildos, by 5.11

    Optional MOLLE, piccatinny, and all sorts of other turbo-tactical accessories also available.

  9. avatar Caveman says:

    Dont kno bout her pistola, definatly like her choice in dildo headgear. I wonder if she likes potatoes? Eeeeee

    1. avatar Caveman says:

      Warning. Do not stand in front of this lady, exspecialy when her head is viberating

  10. avatar Paul53 says:

    Light bulbs on a helmet? Whose bright idea was that?

    1. avatar Bill B says:

      ..I see what you did there…. light bulbs…bright idea….

      Love it.

  11. avatar highside says:

    Are you pushing the safety off, or you just glad to see me?

  12. avatar bastiches says:

    I feel a little light-headed.

  13. avatar On the can says:

    Legendary Raider Queen of The Wasteland

  14. avatar Paul says:

    How many women can sit on the head of a space woman?

    Eight (as far as I can tell…)

  15. avatar Bob says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Orgy Hat!!

  16. avatar jwm says:

    Gawd damn.

  17. avatar jwm says:

    Lazer Tag. The beginning.

  18. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Why yes, both my pistol and my hat are in the 40-watt range.

  19. avatar jwm says:

    Dildorian Royal Guard.

  20. avatar jwm says:

    The first model of the Statue of Liberty was rejected once the designer sobered up.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      I likes.

  21. avatar aaronw says:

    An analog girl in a digital world

  22. avatar aaronw says:

    Once de rigeur for space combat, Edison Bulbs have devolved into fixtures at hipster bars.

  23. avatar Ralph says:

    Sarah Tipton IV demonstrates proper muzzle control to her readers on The Truth About Blasters.

  24. avatar Woody W Woodward says:

    If my hairdo doesn’t come out right this time, I’m gonna zap my cosmetologist.

  25. avatar germanguy says:

    Why are you all lit (lighted?) up?

  26. avatar Brainman says:

    I’ve come for yer daughter, Chuck.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Sandworms: ya’ hate ’em right?

  27. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Hey baby…how youu doin. ?

  28. avatar Mercutio says:

    And taking second prize in the Wardrobe Failure category… Moms Demand Something Or Other…

  29. avatar barnbwt says:

    “Tubes? You’re older than you said you were”

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      A cuddly baby tapir.

  30. Not your mother’s tube top.

  31. avatar jwm says:

    Some folks just don’t get the tactical light concept.

  32. avatar Dave says:

    IF the batteries die on all of these… I’ll shoot myself

  33. avatar Phil LA says:


  34. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    A light headed liberal poses with latest in smart gun technology.

  35. avatar jans says:

    Light me up!

  36. avatar revolv38 says:

    And here I was, thinking it’s hard to turn on today’s ladies …

  37. avatar TruthTellers says:

    You feeling lucky, honey? Go ahead, bake a cake!

  38. avatar Ing says:

    The Elusive Dolores prepares to test her Orgasmaray on Choda Boy.

  39. avatar jp says:

    Finally a woman who knows how to vacuum!

  40. avatar lotech says:

    i can bring home the bacon……fry it up in pan……

  41. avatar The Dude Abides says:


  42. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Barbarella, you have got nothing on me!

  43. avatar jwm says:

    It’s a sea mine.

  44. avatar James69 says:

    Lady Gaga’s new album cover.

  45. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    Ask me about using Watts for fun and profit.

  46. avatar Phil LA says:

    The newest 3 star recruit set to challenge Jeremy Johnson for Auburn’s starting QB.

  47. avatar Bob says:

    The latest version of a Smart Gun. The next version will try to update the technology from vacuum tubes to solid-state.

  48. avatar Gary Jensen says:

    Yawn – just another tricked out AR…

  49. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Somewhere in the greater St. Louis area, Dirk begins to *sweat*…

  50. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Is it 2069 already?

  51. avatar Somebody Special says:


    1. avatar jwm says:

      Don’t be too judgemental. She was young and needed the money.

  52. avatar AaronW says:

    “My name is Shannon Watts… try not to take me so literally”

  53. avatar James69 says:

    Alien Blaster Recharger Helmet Mod.

  54. avatar Kevin Crummie says:

    Inspired by Bruce Jenner, the Tin Man makes some changes!

  55. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Nice tutu!

  56. avatar Jeff says:

    The Broadway presentation of “Star Wars Balet” ended tragically when the ballerina tripped on her extension cord.

  57. avatar Mr Lizard says:

    I didn’t know Cobray made a .45

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Maybe drugs shouldn’t be legal, after all.

  59. avatar Mike says:

    Hillary, you’re not going to wear that to the nominating convention!

    1. avatar Wrightl3 says:

      But how else will she bring in women voters.

  60. avatar Roki says:

    How Shannon Watts met Michal Bloomburg

  61. avatar Mick says:

    Dorothy, finding life in Kansas boring after her Oz adventure returns to Oz to replace the Wicked Witch of the West and rule over the Munchkins. Her first executive order: Immediate, reasonable, kingdom-wide gun control measures.

  62. avatar Adam says:

    If she had as many sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her…. Oh, nevermind.

  63. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    armed with an intergalactic speculum, she felt her nephrology theramin was finally safe.

  64. avatar ed says:

    Hey sweetheart, what ya doing Saturday night?

  65. avatar jwm says:

    But is it art?

  66. avatar jwm says:

    Is this what caused all that global warming?

  67. avatar Javier says:

    “She keeps Moët et Chandon
    In her pretty cabinet
    ‘Let them eat cake, ‘ she says
    Just like Marie Antoinette
    A built-in remedy
    For Kruschev and Kennedy
    At anytime an invitation
    You can’t decline
    Caviar and cigarettes
    Well versed in etiquette
    Extraordinarily nice
    She’s a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, gelatine
    Dynamite with a laser beam
    Guaranteed to blow your mind
    Recommended at the price
    Insatiable an appetite
    Wanna try?
    To avoid complications
    She never kept the same address
    In conversation
    She spoke just like a baroness
    Met a man from China
    Went down to Geisha Minah
    Then again incidentally
    If you’re that way inclined
    Perfume came naturally from Paris
    For cars she couldn’t care less
    Fastidious and precise
    She’s a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, gelatine
    Dynamite with…” Killer Queen by Queen

  68. avatar jwm says:

    Betty Lou learned that an unshielded nuclear powered hair dryer was a bad idea. She will be missed by her loved ones.

  69. avatar 357M28 says:

    That is one hellauva, tricked out tin foil hat.

  70. avatar Runnerzdad says:

    Looks like the Electric Mayhem managed to elude Dr Teeth

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