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  1. The latest version of a Smart Gun. The next version will try to update the technology from vacuum tubes to solid-state.

  2. The Broadway presentation of “Star Wars Balet” ended tragically when the ballerina tripped on her extension cord.

  3. Dorothy, finding life in Kansas boring after her Oz adventure returns to Oz to replace the Wicked Witch of the West and rule over the Munchkins. Her first executive order: Immediate, reasonable, kingdom-wide gun control measures.

  4. “She keeps Moët et Chandon
    In her pretty cabinet
    ‘Let them eat cake, ‘ she says
    Just like Marie Antoinette
    A built-in remedy
    For Kruschev and Kennedy
    At anytime an invitation
    You can’t decline
    Caviar and cigarettes
    Well versed in etiquette
    Extraordinarily nice
    She’s a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, gelatine
    Dynamite with a laser beam
    Guaranteed to blow your mind
    Recommended at the price
    Insatiable an appetite
    Wanna try?
    To avoid complications
    She never kept the same address
    In conversation
    She spoke just like a baroness
    Met a man from China
    Went down to Geisha Minah
    Then again incidentally
    If you’re that way inclined
    Perfume came naturally from Paris
    For cars she couldn’t care less
    Fastidious and precise
    She’s a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, gelatine
    Dynamite with…” Killer Queen by Queen

  5. Betty Lou learned that an unshielded nuclear powered hair dryer was a bad idea. She will be missed by her loved ones.


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