Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 4, 2016 77 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Post Views: 35 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Elon Musket Edition Gun Meme of the Day: First Time Edition Gun Meme of the Day: For Your Own Safety Edition 77 COMMENTS Now WHERE did I put those plasma pistol rounds? (Fallout 4 elusion.) Reply I just happen to be your leader. Thank you for taking me to myself. Reply I have a few of ideas regarding your “common sense” gun control… Reply With her personal massaging device and full compliment of spare deep-penetrating rounds, courageous Caitlyn shows why she deserves the Woman of the Year award. Reply Amazon Queen from Flesh Gordon. Reply Mom’s demand action, while I take action. Reply Why if your ex is the wardrobe director, don’t take the part. 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