Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar BLAMMO says:

    It’s not really my trigger discipline. These Lego fingers don’t work very well.

  2. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!

    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

      Domo – – – Domo

  3. avatar Steve says:

    I’d say my ‘my cold, lifeless hands’ but…

  4. avatar DPRK says:

    Communist Robot Assassins.

  5. avatar TomD on CO says:

    The Liberals’ nightmare – a robot with guns!

  6. avatar tmm says:

    Next on Guns For Beginners…trigger discipline…keep that booger hook off the bang switch!

    1. avatar gemalo says:

      ” Ha! I have no nose, therefore, you can’t refer to my digits as ‘booger-hooks’.

  7. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Come with me if you want to live….

  8. avatar Badgerman says:

    “No disassemble Number Five!”

    1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      Igpa Atinla, or use a phone to dial “Help me Rhonda”

  9. avatar Wood says:

    What’s that arrogant dickbag with the big teeth and ears?

  10. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    I am Iron Man!

  11. avatar jwm says:

    I’m from the Robot Mafia and I’m looking for Bender Rodriques. I got a note for him from the Don Bot.

    1. avatar jsallison says:

      My microwave wanted me to tell you to ‘Bite my shiny metal…’

  12. avatar Pap says:

    This tweet of a handgun engraved with “Gov. Jeb Bush” did not go over well on Twitter Tuesday.

  13. avatar Bob says:

    Where dat gun-free zone?

  14. avatar PNG says:

    The Iron Giant 2: Electric Boogaloo

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      my cousin warned me not to let hogarth have any espresso…

  15. avatar Phil LA says:

    I’m Rick James, bitch!

    1. avatar THC says:


  16. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Drop your weapons… you have 40 seconds to comply.

  17. avatar GS650G says:

    After Google perfected driverless cars robotic body guards were the next big thing.

  18. avatar Other Tony says:

    They call me…. Mr. Gunmetal.

    Because guns.

    And, you know, metal.

    And apparently I am male gendered.

    Though I do wonder, really, what does that mean for a robot?

    Anyway… Pew pew!

  19. avatar SelousX says:

    “Atomic Robo has two 45s that lend a strong argument to having a safe classroom.”
    “And a natty hat.”

  20. avatar jwm says:

    Manga version of Ned Kelly.

  21. avatar Jay says:

    You can go with this, or you can go with that.

  22. avatar James69 says:

    The T-500 was deemed to be too “cartoony” to be an effective killing machine and thus scrapped for the T-800.

  23. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    As Farago: Finally…the Caracal C is back!!!

  24. avatar MarkF says:

    These guns do my talkin’ for me, because, well, I ain’t got no mouth…

  25. avatar John Gancho says:

    You can’t really blame him for it, it is like he was programmed to do it.

  26. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Dual wielding… Like a BOSS!

  27. avatar billy-bob says:

    The Kingsmen are now hiring Cybermen.

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I’m from the government. …”

  29. avatar Sian says:

    Not a caption, I just love Atomic Robo!

    1. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

      Gun toting nerds unite! Me too!

  30. avatar Ing says:

    You want Smart Guns? I am Smart Guns!

  31. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    HAHA! Atomic Robo! Such a good comic! Glad you guys found it 😀

  32. avatar THC says:

    I have two guns, one for each of you

  33. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    “Hey, is it OK if I invite my friends, Colt and Springfield?”

  34. Hey PUNK!! You know why I’m registered to legally carry and you’re not? Because I have GUNSSSSS… Here’s 2 in your chin and 3 in your friend. Rob these metal robot nuts you will not.

  35. avatar Count N Whoopazz says:

    The 1st rule of gun shooting robot is you don’t talk about gun shooting robot. The 2nd rule of gun shooting robot is you…hey look is that a bunny aww it’s so..omg omg omg I’m getting a new bike for Easter it’s so I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center hey, wait a minute I’m a robot. Robots don’t have tongues, I’m silly for thinking that or am I crazy I don’t wanna be crazy omg you know what else would be crazy? Is if I was a robot and I had guns they would put me in a rubber room, where it’s cold, and there are worms…they’re going to tickle me, crazy I was crazy once…oh oh oh you know what would be crazy? is I want to find a new continent, and on that continent I found a whole bunch of new aminals never seen before. and one of the aminals looks like a giraffe mixed with a whale, a duck-billed platypus, and a kangaroo. I would call it a a Giwhalaplatyroo. I would make a saddle out of cactus leaves through it on that giwhalaplatyroo and ride it back to my ranch where I would…oh man lunch is over…WTF did I take? DMT? WOW that was weird. Wait a minute, why am I a robot, and where did I get these guns? WHY AM I IN THIS RUBBER ROOM ??????????

    1. avatar WORTH A READ MADE ME LAUGH says:

      Um. Okay? Your circus is features mostly all clowns? Perhaps you are in need of a ring leader, but clowns short you are not.

  36. avatar James in MO says:

    *posted at the range*

    See, even faceless dual-wielding bad-guys can use good trigger discipline. So can you!

  37. avatar Andy says:

    Bring it.

  38. avatar Jasonius says:

    BATFE can’t decide if I’m one machine gun or three.

  39. avatar bobs1415 says:

    Atomic Robo is always a snappy dresser!

  40. avatar Angela Nurgle says:


  41. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Newsies 2: Judgment Day

  42. avatar James says:

    “I can punch a hole in a battleship, and you’re concerned about these?”

  43. avatar Beninya says:

    What? These two little things? You should see what I shoot into your mom! Oh, BTW! I’m BOB, your moms Battery Operated Boyfriend.

  44. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    I am a robot for Heaven’s Sake! Why didn’t you just build the guns into my arms!

  45. avatar Paul says:

    I don’t need night sights on my weapons. They’re right in the middle of my face.

  46. avatar Rick K says:


  47. avatar CJ says:

    “The Man with the Iron Buns”
    James Bond song in the background…

  48. avatar Steffen says:

    I know what you’re thinking. “Can he wield two guns at the same time effectively?” To be perfectly honest, I don’t know; haven’t tried it yet.

    So, do you feel lucky?

  49. avatar Jeff M says:

    Man made robots, Samuel Colt made them equal.

  50. avatar Bill says:

    Hollow Points, or Hard Ball?

  51. I was programmed to kill. I do not have the option to disagree.

  52. avatar Henry says:

    Call a RoboCop — call a RoboCabbie — and see which one gets there first,

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