Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 18, 2016 60 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 60 COMMENTS It’s not really my trigger discipline. These Lego fingers don’t work very well. Reply Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto! Reply Domo – – – Domo Reply I’d say my ‘my cold, lifeless hands’ but… Reply Communist Robot Assassins. Reply The Liberals’ nightmare – a robot with guns! Reply Next on Guns For Beginners…trigger discipline…keep that booger hook off the bang switch! Reply ” Ha! I have no nose, therefore, you can’t refer to my digits as ‘booger-hooks’. Reply Come with me if you want to live…. Reply “No disassemble Number Five!” Reply Igpa Atinla, or use a phone to dial “Help me Rhonda” Reply What’s that arrogant dickbag with the big teeth and ears? Reply I am Iron Man! Reply I’m from the Robot Mafia and I’m looking for Bender Rodriques. I got a note for him from the Don Bot. Reply My microwave wanted me to tell you to ‘Bite my shiny metal…’ Reply This tweet of a handgun engraved with “Gov. Jeb Bush” did not go over well on Twitter Tuesday. Reply Where dat gun-free zone? Reply The Iron Giant 2: Electric Boogaloo Reply my cousin warned me not to let hogarth have any espresso… Reply I’m Rick James, bitch! Reply L0L…yeh Reply Drop your weapons… you have 40 seconds to comply. Reply After Google perfected driverless cars robotic body guards were the next big thing. Reply They call me…. Mr. Gunmetal. Because guns. And, you know, metal. And apparently I am male gendered. Though I do wonder, really, what does that mean for a robot? Anyway… Pew pew! Reply “Atomic Robo has two 45s that lend a strong argument to having a safe classroom.” “And a natty hat.” Reply Manga version of Ned Kelly. Reply You can go with this, or you can go with that. Reply The T-500 was deemed to be too “cartoony” to be an effective killing machine and thus scrapped for the T-800. Reply As Farago: Finally…the Caracal C is back!!! Reply These guns do my talkin’ for me, because, well, I ain’t got no mouth… Reply You can’t really blame him for it, it is like he was programmed to do it. Reply Dual wielding… Like a BOSS! Reply The Kingsmen are now hiring Cybermen. Reply “I’m from the government. …” Reply Not a caption, I just love Atomic Robo! Reply Gun toting nerds unite! Me too! Reply You want Smart Guns? I am Smart Guns! Reply HAHA! Atomic Robo! Such a good comic! Glad you guys found it 😀 Reply I have two guns, one for each of you Reply “Hey, is it OK if I invite my friends, Colt and Springfield?” Reply Hey PUNK!! You know why I’m registered to legally carry and you’re not? Because I have GUNSSSSS… Here’s 2 in your chin and 3 in your friend. Rob these metal robot nuts you will not. Reply The 1st rule of gun shooting robot is you don’t talk about gun shooting robot. The 2nd rule of gun shooting robot is you…hey look is that a bunny aww it’s so..omg omg omg I’m getting a new bike for Easter it’s so I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center hey, wait a minute I’m a robot. Robots don’t have tongues, I’m silly for thinking that or am I crazy I don’t wanna be crazy omg you know what else would be crazy? Is if I was a robot and I had guns they would put me in a rubber room, where it’s cold, and there are worms…they’re going to tickle me, crazy I was crazy once…oh oh oh you know what would be crazy? is I want to find a new continent, and on that continent I found a whole bunch of new aminals never seen before. and one of the aminals looks like a giraffe mixed with a whale, a duck-billed platypus, and a kangaroo. I would call it a a Giwhalaplatyroo. I would make a saddle out of cactus leaves through it on that giwhalaplatyroo and ride it back to my ranch where I would…oh man lunch is over…WTF did I take? DMT? WOW that was weird. Wait a minute, why am I a robot, and where did I get these guns? WHY AM I IN THIS RUBBER ROOM ?????????? Reply Um. Okay? Your circus is features mostly all clowns? Perhaps you are in need of a ring leader, but clowns short you are not. Reply *posted at the range* See, even faceless dual-wielding bad-guys can use good trigger discipline. So can you! Reply Bring it. Reply BATFE can’t decide if I’m one machine gun or three. Reply Atomic Robo is always a snappy dresser! Reply GEE BILL! HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU SHOOT TWO BEANERS Reply Newsies 2: Judgment Day Reply “I can punch a hole in a battleship, and you’re concerned about these?” Reply What? These two little things? You should see what I shoot into your mom! Oh, BTW! I’m BOB, your moms Battery Operated Boyfriend. Reply I am a robot for Heaven’s Sake! Why didn’t you just build the guns into my arms! Reply I don’t need night sights on my weapons. They’re right in the middle of my face. Reply Draw! Reply “The Man with the Iron Buns” James Bond song in the background… Reply I know what you’re thinking. “Can he wield two guns at the same time effectively?” To be perfectly honest, I don’t know; haven’t tried it yet. So, do you feel lucky? Reply Man made robots, Samuel Colt made them equal. Reply Hollow Points, or Hard Ball? Reply I was programmed to kill. I do not have the option to disagree. Reply Call a RoboCop — call a RoboCabbie — and see which one gets there first, Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.