Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Gunsplain says:

    “Mom, I got you a gun!”

    “Oh, is it the 686 I’ve always … Oh.”

    “You hate it!”

    “No, I don’t.” -hugs- -looks at camera like she’s on The Office-

  2. avatar Mack Bolan says:

    I call this the “Shocker”…

  3. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    First rule: finger off the trigger until you’re on target.

  4. avatar jwm says:

    Massive hearing damage in 3,2,1…..

  5. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    If there are two of them, I’ll get them both so just cover your ears.

  6. avatar Joseph Rodriguez says:

    We must avenge for what he did to my pinky finger!

  7. avatar jwm says:

    All your children belong us.

  8. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    Double the pleasure.

  9. avatar billy-bob says:

    “It’s OK Kiko, I shot the bad man in both marbles “.

  10. avatar Jasonius says:

    The flashback from this silly double handgun has blinded both my eyes. Guide me, young one.

  11. avatar tmm says:

    …and remember, be careful about how you grip this thing, I almost lost a finger…

  12. avatar TruthTellers says:

    I love Asians.

  13. avatar Sammy^ says:

    Sweetheart, you aim the barrel on the left and Mommy’ll aim the one on the right.

  14. avatar SomebodySpecial says:

    Just look at the flowers…

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Mwahahahahahah! I hope I’m not the only one who got this.

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        It took me a moment. I’m a big fan.

      1. avatar Pat says:

        “Of Mice and Men” did it first.

        1. avatar hellofromillinois says:

          Which is exactly what Walking Dead was referencing.

  15. avatar AaronW says:

    “Oh this is nothing compared to what that guy stuck in the motel room for 15 years went through.”

  16. avatar James69 says:

    Me love you long time..

    1. avatar jwm says:

      That was the claim. The reality was a bit different. How can she claim to love you and not get the name right? Who the hell was GI and what hold did he have on asian women?

  17. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Honey, I’m sorry Uncle Yee was sent to prison, but be of good cheer. He left us this for our protection.”
    The directions say to insert angry bullets, (A), into happy openings, (B).
    Then as to placing of fingers into ring of guarding, (C), then pressing, not jerking off, the curved maker of bang-bang.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      You a bad man, boss.

    2. avatar billy-bob says:

      Good engrish!

    3. avatar Bohucka says:

      We have a winner!

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    Crouching Tigermom, hidden pistol?

  19. avatar Brainman says:

    I’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.

  20. avatar Rick K says:

    Ahhh grasshopper. One in the hand will take out 2 in the bush.

  21. avatar the ruester says:

    “…ok, we’ve got one shot at this… double creepy asian suicide ghost in 3… 2… 1…”

    Some rich American businessman is fixing to regret denying their love….

  22. avatar Shocktastic says:

    Don’t worry honey, I won’t let a racist California assemblyman take away our 2nd amendment rights!

  23. avatar Paul53 says:

    Back off or with one shot you’re a capon, mister!

  24. avatar Ing says:

    I knew you liked guns, Mom, so I put a gun on your gun so you can gun while you gun.

  25. avatar Jon in CO says:

    Two girls, one gun?

  26. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Maki, where’s your twin brother?”

  27. avatar 9bladesphoto says:

    Consider us lucky that San Francisco will even allow us to own this.

  28. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    “Make sure you have a good cheek weld..”

  29. avatar AK81 says:

    Say Herro to my little Friend!

  30. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    he told me he would only pay twenty because of fluctuations.

  31. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    i’m sorry you had to see that but sometimes mommy misses daddy.

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      I guess daddy only comes back when mommy misses him?

  32. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    Mommy, I want to talk to you about gun control…
    Shh, baby. it’ll all be over soon.

  33. avatar Mike says:

    I’m only going to say this once Lotus Flower, don’t try to point this at two people at once, even it it has two barrels!

  34. avatar jwm says:

    Joe biden was a firearms advisor on only one movie.

  35. Siamese gun for Siamese twin.

  36. avatar Thatoneguy says:

    Man the asian shit talking is real

    This actually was a pretty interesting movie though. “Sympathy for lady vengeance”

    It’s a story about a woman who is falsely imprisoned and how she gets her revenge over the course of a number of years. this takes place in South Korea where firearms are highly prohibited and so she had a friend fabricate a double-barreled smooth-bore pistol for her what she is using it also is understandable that she doesn’t know dick about the four rules of firearms safety as up until this point she was probably never near a firearm in her entire life.

  37. avatar Rob says:

    Here’s the laziest idea for a post ever! Brought to you by Damn Zimmerman: intellectual property thief and editor of dead hooker magazine.

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