Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 26, 2016 48 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: 10mm Shock Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Well That’s a Raw Deal Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Texas Solutions, Y’all Edition 48 COMMENTS “Mom, I got you a gun!” “Oh, is it the 686 I’ve always … Oh.” “You hate it!” “No, I don’t.” -hugs- -looks at camera like she’s on The Office- Reply I call this the “Shocker”… Reply First rule: finger off the trigger until you’re on target. Reply Massive hearing damage in 3,2,1….. Reply If there are two of them, I’ll get them both so just cover your ears. Reply We must avenge for what he did to my pinky finger! Reply All your children belong us. Reply Double the pleasure. Reply “It’s OK Kiko, I shot the bad man in both marbles “. Reply The flashback from this silly double handgun has blinded both my eyes. Guide me, young one. Reply …and remember, be careful about how you grip this thing, I almost lost a finger… Reply I love Asians. Reply Sweetheart, you aim the barrel on the left and Mommy’ll aim the one on the right. Reply Just look at the flowers… Reply Mwahahahahahah! I hope I’m not the only one who got this. Reply It took me a moment. I’m a big fan. Reply https://youtu.be/2dCn7d_jDjg Reply “Of Mice and Men” did it first. Reply Which is exactly what Walking Dead was referencing. “Oh this is nothing compared to what that guy stuck in the motel room for 15 years went through.” Reply Me love you long time.. Reply That was the claim. The reality was a bit different. How can she claim to love you and not get the name right? Who the hell was GI and what hold did he have on asian women? Reply “Honey, I’m sorry Uncle Yee was sent to prison, but be of good cheer. He left us this for our protection.” The directions say to insert angry bullets, (A), into happy openings, (B). Then as to placing of fingers into ring of guarding, (C), then pressing, not jerking off, the curved maker of bang-bang. Reply You a bad man, boss. Reply Good engrish! Reply We have a winner! Reply Lol! Reply Crouching Tigermom, hidden pistol? Reply I’ve come for your daughter, Chuck. Reply Ahhh grasshopper. One in the hand will take out 2 in the bush. Reply “…ok, we’ve got one shot at this… double creepy asian suicide ghost in 3… 2… 1…” Some rich American businessman is fixing to regret denying their love…. Reply Don’t worry honey, I won’t let a racist California assemblyman take away our 2nd amendment rights! Reply Back off or with one shot you’re a capon, mister! Reply I knew you liked guns, Mom, so I put a gun on your gun so you can gun while you gun. Reply Two girls, one gun? Reply “Maki, where’s your twin brother?” Reply Consider us lucky that San Francisco will even allow us to own this. Reply “Make sure you have a good cheek weld..” Reply Say Herro to my little Friend! Reply he told me he would only pay twenty because of fluctuations. Reply i’m sorry you had to see that but sometimes mommy misses daddy. Reply I guess daddy only comes back when mommy misses him? Reply Mommy, I want to talk to you about gun control… Shh, baby. it’ll all be over soon. Reply I’m only going to say this once Lotus Flower, don’t try to point this at two people at once, even it it has two barrels! Reply Joe biden was a firearms advisor on only one movie. Reply Siamese gun for Siamese twin. Reply Man the asian shit talking is real This actually was a pretty interesting movie though. “Sympathy for lady vengeance” It’s a story about a woman who is falsely imprisoned and how she gets her revenge over the course of a number of years. this takes place in South Korea where firearms are highly prohibited and so she had a friend fabricate a double-barreled smooth-bore pistol for her what she is using it also is understandable that she doesn’t know dick about the four rules of firearms safety as up until this point she was probably never near a firearm in her entire life. Reply Here’s the laziest idea for a post ever! Brought to you by Damn Zimmerman: intellectual property thief and editor of dead hooker magazine. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.