Joerge Sprave’s NERF Gun Scalpel Mod: Quote of the Day

“We have ways how to make this deadly.” – Joerge Sprave


  1. avatar jwm says:

    I’m surprised the .gov hasn’t put a tracking collar on this guy.

    1. avatar Lost Down South says:

      There should be tourist packages to visit Joerge’s hidden lair.

      I’d like to hang out with him for a while. I’ll bring the beer.

      1. avatar Brett in MS says:

        Naw man, he’s German, he needs to bring the beer. The delicious German beer that cost 2x as much in the US.

  2. avatar Dave says:

    Ban NERF! For the children!

    1. avatar Jack Crow says:

      Clearly it is past time to ban these high capacity, assault nerf guns. There’s probably an option for a BAYONET LUG!! Dun dun dun!

      1. avatar Chrispy says:

        I know I’ve seen them with the shoulder thing that goes up

  3. avatar SelousX says:

    I think it may be more harmful than deadly.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Except that if you harm someone with one of these they are likely to get pissed an kill you.

  4. avatar Bob says:

    Didn’t he hurt himself really bad a while back on a ricochet that came back and hit him in the head? I remember seeing the video and it appeared to be an aweful injury.

    1. avatar daniel says:

      He made it as a spoof

    2. avatar Kirk says:

      Actually, he was just demonstrating his capabilities with special effects. He was trying to kick start a movie at the time. Don’t worry, you were far from the only person fooled by it, myself included.

  5. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    That laugh!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Evil genius laugh. They learn it first thing in evil genius school.

      1. avatar Swobard says:

        (Filed under “life disappointments.). My app to EGS was rejected due to an inadequate EG laugh… mine was more a chuckle. 🙁

  6. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    The Germanic people are a culture full of people bred to be mad scientist.

    Ever try to work on a German car – you’ll rip your hair out.

    Why do you need 7 sensors on a damn left turn blinker?!?!

    1. avatar jwtaylor says:

      Because 8 wouldn’t work. Idiot.

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        That was a mouthful of good coffe wasted on my ipad

        1. avatar Robert W. says:

          You really have to stop drinking that stuff when you’re reading TTAG, I can’t even fathom how many overcaffeinated electronic devices you have.

        2. avatar jwtaylor says:

          If it saves just one ipad…

      2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:


    2. avatar Vhyrus says:

      I’ll never forget when my BMW loving friend was telling me how great BMWs are and how much my subaru sucks. Then we went to change his oil and he told me his oil filter cost him 20 bucks and had to be shipped from Europe and he had to buy a 37mm socket to take off his filter. I never laughed so hard in my life.

      1. avatar pod says:

        He must be a horrible internet researcher then. Grant it, the filter is European, but plenty of US distributors stock them.

        Or maybe he was trying to impress you somehow…

      2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

        I just cannot get into the Surbarus – too many dbag hipsters have them around here.

        I know it doesn’t make you dbag, but it does make you drive a dbag’s car.

        1. avatar pod says:

          The stereotype when I was growing up was that Subaru was the vehicle of choice for lesbians. I have zero idea why…

      3. avatar PeterW says:

        I have both a BMW and a Subaru. Both are “fun” to work on, but not that difficult.
        The issue with BMWs is all the rubber stuff under the hood needs to be replaced about every 10 years because it rots and leaks vacuum and/or oil and/or coolant. The Subarus have oil flow/consumption problems that causes them to blow turbos if you aren’t careful, which is what I’m dealing with right now.

        But on Mr. Slingshot above.. that guy is nuts, or as Bill Murray’s character said in Stripes “I have to party with you, man, you are a maniac!”

  7. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Purchase, investigate, math, modification. Science guy for armaments. Could teach American High schoolers the process for improvement.

  8. avatar gs650g says:

    I see a new market in Germany for these around the refuge camps

  9. avatar Curtis in IL says:

    It’s useless for self-defense but kids can use these to shoot their friends’ eyes out, so there is that.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Seems like not long ago I saw on TTAG an article about a 3D printed revolver based on this Nerf gun design. Better than scalpels, unless you live in Germany (or New Jersey, or New York, or California).

  10. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    Somewhere on the Left Coast there’s a junior high school student council member scheming to traffic in Nerf guns and Super Soakers, possibly slingshots. That’s serious.

    1. avatar Brian K. says:

      As long as he traffics in those safety glasses, he’s fine by me.

  11. avatar John Thomas says:

    slingshot channel is never not funny.

  12. avatar Nate in the land of townships says:

    He sounds like Burger Meister Meister Burger from Santa Clause Is Coming to Town… Ban toys for the children!

  13. avatar Ing says:

    I just checked, and it appears that yes, Jorg Sprave is STILL awesome. This guy is a genuine mad scientist. Heck, he even weaponized his beard. I love how much fun he has with all of it.

  14. avatar Ralph says:

    Cool Nerf gun. I’ve haven’t weaponized one of those, but can make a deadly slingshot from stuff found in every home in America.

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