Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of Team Never Quit... Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of Team Never Quit 9mm Ammo By Dan Zimmerman - November 27, 2015 47 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday and you’ll win a box of 9mm frangible ammo from Team Never Quit (sales of TNQ ammo benefit the Lone Survivor Foundation). ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: I Blame The Owner Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Saving Up Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Welcoming The Fall Edition 47 COMMENTS Be in no doubt; the enemy’s women are the enemy of our women, and they want our clothes and especially our shoes! Reply Agnes, I know they say a man’s heart is through his stomach, but I still think we should aim for center of mass… Reply “This is the dress you will all be wearing at my wedding.” Reply nice, lol Reply “Because your enemy may be armored with Cutting-Board-Plate-Mail, you may want to consider aiming for the head!” Reply Before Bunko, this is how ladies got together to MF their men. Reply Mothers demand pump action Reply Now that”s funny, right there. Reply “Due to the violent reaction to the early models of The Automated Gentleman, the manufacturers decided to scrap the brain, voice-box and body. The single vibrating appendage left over was a smash-hit and is still sold today.” Reply Susie, aim up here. Not the nutsack. Reply The North Maulden Womens Relief Society re-enacts the Battle of Waterloo. Reply A Monty Python reference! Very good. Reply I found I did better when I made it look like my ex-husband. Reply “Yes, Alice, I did say to shoot him in the head, but I didnt mean his di… Well, um, what I meant to say was shoot him in the brain. No, ladies, the other br… OK, let’s just start over.” Reply The drill classic, “This is my rifle, this is my gun” had to be changed in the new, modern army. Reply “Normally you would aim here at center-of-mass, ladies, hoping to hit the heart, but since this is an effigy of your mother-in-law…” Reply Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Except the ladies of Sunnydale. Reply Ladies, I know that this is just our first practice together but if you think of her as your mother in law, it will get much easier. Reply Ok ladies, repeat after me, “Two to the body, one to the head.” Reply Now, if he leaves the seat up, put 2rds here, then 1here. Reply So girls, this is all you need to know to survive the scarecrow zombie apocalypse. Reply Na, Fräuleins. Zis is ein Model of ze schaven-headed paratrooper vat killed all our menner last night. Reply #dummieslivesmatter Reply This is how you remove those telltale lipstick stains. Reply May the force be with you!!!! Reply “Oh for heaven’s sake, no! Those TTAG guys will be too busy looking at this clown here to notice we all have the same nose.” Reply “We have to work on our War Faces, ladies.” Reply “Remember, ladies, this is where you aim if you want to take out his hopes and dreams.” Reply “Ladies. Since the Modern Male(note I did not say Man) refuses to own or use a gun it’s up to us to protect ourselves and our children.” Reply Remember, they could be wearing a plate carrier so aim for their ugly face! Reply No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…but we’ll be ready whenever it arrives. Reply We’re ready for Hillary. Reply This, ladies, is where you aim when they come to take your family’s firearms. Reply “It only takes one shot, and they won’t care if you’re a woman or not!” Reply “Shooting accurately is all about mindset: For instance, we know that women who think of this target as their husband hit the kill zone 32% more often!” Reply Opinions will be clearer, Next we ask ladies. Reply The orginal founding members of the NRA. Reply Shoot him right here – and if you don’t have your gun, kick him in the balls! Reply We will never get the legal satisfaction we want girls, but I promise shooting at this Bill Clinton dummy will ease your pain and help you forget those horrifying advances. Reply “I strongly recommend a 120 grain bullet for your Martini Cadet .310, but you will need to slug the bore first to ensure a proper fit. These little suckers range from .311 to .319 bore diameter.” Reply “Remember, ladies. Shotgun Joe Biden is full of shit!” Reply No, I got the bullseye. No, it was me. No, it was me…. Reply Now ladies, even though some of you may be alone for the holidays. If he’s uninvited, remember, “aim big, miss small”….and dissapear as if a ninja behing the gunsmoke. Reply “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. And the quickest way through a man’s stomach is a Remington.” Reply “Center mass bitches! Now Suzie … you give it a try.” Reply “in addition to holding a pint of gin, the archduke ferdinand model is also anatomically correct.” Reply We aim center mass. Now you ugly girls in the back make sure to take a nice close look. You ugly girls need greater accuracy as the enemy will already think you’ve been shot in the face and will ignore you so you’re our only hope. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.