Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of Team Never Quit 9mm Ammo


Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before midnight Sunday and you’ll win a box of 9mm frangible ammo from Team Never Quit (sales of TNQ ammo benefit the Lone Survivor Foundation).


  1. avatar An English Person says:

    Be in no doubt; the enemy’s women are the enemy of our women, and they want our clothes and especially our shoes!

  2. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Agnes, I know they say a man’s heart is through his stomach, but I still think we should aim for center of mass…

  3. avatar the ruester says:

    “This is the dress you will all be wearing at my wedding.”

    1. avatar An English Person says:

      nice, lol

  4. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    “Because your enemy may be armored with Cutting-Board-Plate-Mail, you may want to consider aiming for the head!”

  5. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Before Bunko, this is how ladies got together to MF their men.

  6. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    Mothers demand pump action

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Now that”s funny, right there.

  7. avatar Joe Blow says:

    “Due to the violent reaction to the early models of The Automated Gentleman, the manufacturers decided to scrap the brain, voice-box and body. The single vibrating appendage left over was a smash-hit and is still sold today.”

  8. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Susie, aim up here. Not the nutsack.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    The North Maulden Womens Relief Society re-enacts the Battle of Waterloo.

    1. avatar Bob says:

      A Monty Python reference! Very good.

  10. avatar Aaron Koch says:

    I found I did better when I made it look like my ex-husband.

  11. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    “Yes, Alice, I did say to shoot him in the head, but I didnt mean his di… Well, um, what I meant to say was shoot him in the brain.

    No, ladies, the other br… OK, let’s just start over.”

  12. avatar jwm says:

    The drill classic, “This is my rifle, this is my gun” had to be changed in the new, modern army.

  13. avatar Cliff H says:

    “Normally you would aim here at center-of-mass, ladies, hoping to hit the heart, but since this is an effigy of your mother-in-law…”

  14. avatar jwm says:

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Except the ladies of Sunnydale.

  15. avatar Rebecca says:

    Ladies, I know that this is just our first practice together but if you think of her as your mother in law, it will get much easier.

  16. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Ok ladies, repeat after me, “Two to the body, one to the head.”

  17. avatar mike oregon says:

    Now, if he leaves the seat up, put 2rds here, then 1here.

  18. avatar TruthTellers says:

    So girls, this is all you need to know to survive the scarecrow zombie apocalypse.

  19. avatar Jason says:

    Na, Fräuleins. Zis is ein Model of ze schaven-headed paratrooper vat killed all our menner last night.

  20. avatar jwm says:


  21. avatar ClockN says:

    This is how you remove those telltale lipstick stains.

  22. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    May the force be with you!!!!

  23. “Oh for heaven’s sake, no! Those TTAG guys will be too busy looking at this clown here to notice we all have the same nose.”

  24. avatar jwm says:

    “We have to work on our War Faces, ladies.”

  25. avatar Naught Forya says:

    “Remember, ladies, this is where you aim if you want to take out his hopes and dreams.”

  26. avatar jwm says:

    “Ladies. Since the Modern Male(note I did not say Man) refuses to own or use a gun it’s up to us to protect ourselves and our children.”

  27. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Remember, they could be wearing a plate carrier so aim for their ugly face!

  28. avatar Ing says:

    No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…but we’ll be ready whenever it arrives.

  29. avatar JSJ says:

    We’re ready for Hillary.

  30. avatar Tod Watts says:

    This, ladies, is where you aim when they come to take your family’s firearms.

  31. “It only takes one shot, and they won’t care if you’re a woman or not!”

  32. avatar JohnF says:

    “Shooting accurately is all about mindset: For instance, we know that women who think of this target as their husband hit the kill zone 32% more often!”

  33. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Opinions will be clearer,
    Next we ask ladies.

  34. avatar James69 says:

    The orginal founding members of the NRA.

  35. avatar TomD says:

    Shoot him right here – and if you don’t have your gun, kick him in the balls!

  36. avatar Rick K says:

    We will never get the legal satisfaction we want girls, but I promise shooting at this Bill Clinton dummy will ease your pain and help you forget those horrifying advances.

  37. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “I strongly recommend a 120 grain bullet for your Martini Cadet .310, but you will need to slug the bore first to ensure a proper fit. These little suckers range from .311 to .319 bore diameter.”

  38. avatar jwm says:

    “Remember, ladies. Shotgun Joe Biden is full of shit!”

  39. avatar JJ Miller says:

    No, I got the bullseye. No, it was me. No, it was me….

  40. avatar Socrates says:

    Now ladies, even though some of you may be alone for the holidays. If he’s uninvited, remember, “aim big, miss small”….and dissapear as if a ninja behing the gunsmoke.

  41. avatar Tyler London says:

    “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. And the quickest way through a man’s stomach is a Remington.”

  42. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    “Center mass bitches! Now Suzie … you give it a try.”

  43. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “in addition to holding a pint of gin, the archduke ferdinand model is also anatomically correct.”

  44. We aim center mass. Now you ugly girls in the back make sure to take a nice close look. You ugly girls need greater accuracy as the enemy will already think you’ve been shot in the face and will ignore you so you’re our only hope.

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