Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “My God! It’s full of antis!”

  2. avatar Art out West says:

    I see that Iraqveteran8888 is torture testing another Hi-Point (using the special suit).

  3. avatar Johannes Paulsen says:

    In the not too distant future
    Next Sunday, A.D….

  4. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Say, is that a Reverberating Carbonizer with Mutate Capacity?

  5. avatar Roy says:

    This home made body armor thing is really starting to catch on in a good way.

  6. avatar DJ says:

    One is a robot. The other has a gun. #BattlestarGalactica

  7. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    “It’s okay love, this is a phased plasma handgun in the 40-watt range.”

  8. avatar Paul53 says:

    I told you lady, I can’t shoot The Flying Spaghetti Monster with a soldering gun!

  9. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    First attempt at handloads

  10. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    “Damn Democrats! Mars will never surrender our guns!”

  11. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “The Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator”

    Marvin the Martian

    1. avatar DJ says:

      That made me smile. I wonder if they still show that cartoon…

      1. avatar 80 D says:

        They do. I love being able to share Bugs and the gang with my young son. Cartoon Network or Boom as I recall.

      2. avatar William Burke says:

        Doesn’t Disney own Looney Tunes? If I’m right, the answer is … NEVER. They have the hybrid cartoons, with multiple LT characters “interacting” in each cartoon. It sucks royally. No more Elmer Fudd singing, “I KILLED A WABBIT! I KILLED A WABBIT!”

        1. avatar Roy says:

          Looney Tunes is either Warner Brothers or Hannah Barbera.

      3. avatar Geoff PR says:

        “That made me smile. I wonder if they still show that cartoon…”

        Google-Fu will find you all the old ones, including the very-non-PC WWII ones.

        Here’s a big pile of ’em for you:


    2. avatar Spectre_USA says:

      Darned Oregonians, stole my line!

      Fear not, young lady, I have my “Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!”

      ~Wistful Washintonian

  12. avatar Higgs says:

    I think weare homing to need a bigger space ship………..

  13. avatar jwm says:

    “Oh, no, Mr. Bill.”

  14. 1950’s sci-fi tv shows

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Yup. Watched about 15 minutes of one last weekend. It was all I could stand. The acting was horrible, the special effects were “special” all right.

  15. avatar jwm says:

    “A casting call for “Flesh Gordon”? I’m in the wrong suit?”

  16. avatar Another Robert says:

    I can’t see anything with this flamin’ helmet on–can you point me at the bad guys?

  17. avatar Kapeltam says:

    “Captain Proton, Spaceman First Class, Protector of Earth, Scourge of Intergalactic Evil, at your service!”

  18. avatar John L. says:

    “…because the second amendment says I can have it, that’s why!”

  19. avatar Jim says:

    Thank goodness we are in a gun free zone

  20. avatar John L. says:

    Actually, dear lady, I *am* smiling on the inside!

  21. avatar Brdflu says:

    Contraception has come along way.

  22. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Woman: Is that the portal to 2015 there?
    Man: Yes, let’s go back to the 1930’s portal. Looks less scary and makes more sense.

  23. avatar Gunr says:

    Oh dear, I told you not to fart with that air tight suit on. That sausage and pepperoni pizza is really going to do a number on you!

  24. avatar Silentbrick says:

    “Fire! Fire!! Before Hillary takes off her mask!!!”

  25. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    -What is this PMS nonsense woman?……….We must move on…..

    – You…….do not understand-OK-You see that blast ahead?…………………Yah………….

  26. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “Now that I see him in person, your Rocketeer costume is kind of lame.”

    1. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      Dammit! Seriously? That’s why it’s the first thing that came to mind.


  28. avatar William Burke says:

    “Shoot ‘im down, Batman! Oh wait… you’re not Batman!”

  29. avatar 80 D says:

    Silence! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are being judged!

  30. avatar Dracon1201 says:

    Hipoint man of the future!

  31. avatar jwm says:

    On the Federation Planet Cockblocked 3 this is the definition of safe sex.

  32. avatar James says:

    Aw c’mon honey i promised agent K that I’d bring MY BBQ gun to thanksgiving cookout!

  33. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Hey baby, how’d you like to get drilled?”

  34. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    I wish I were in Kans … oh, never mind!

  35. avatar AaronW says:

    “She defied the will of her Puritanical leaders to give succor and comfort to the time traveling spaceman who landed in the fields”

  36. avatar Tominator says:

    This Ruger .22 is the shitz!

  37. avatar jwm says:

    Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range? My pistol is made by Mattel and has a flint sparking wheel dealie inside the plastic cone.

  38. avatar AaronW says:

    “Just wait until I send this in to Cylinder and Slide”

  39. avatar Chris. says:

    “Violence never solves any…. Help, please save me!”

  40. avatar Emfourty Gasmask says:

    This is precisely the required degree of protection you must purchase yourself in order to operate your single shot .22 caliber pistol in the state of California. Just in case you attempt to shoot yourself, which is illegal.

  41. avatar AJ says:

    Smart Gun prototype circa 1952.

  42. avatar GRW says:

    “Save humanity? Save… humanity? Look doll I was told the orgy was fancy dress I’m just a bag boy! So… this still happening? No? Fine, enjoy your alien tentacles.

  43. avatar bastiches says:

    “Lois, when one is hunting alien welders, one must become like an alien welder.”

  44. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Starship Troopers~ SyFy rip off edition.

  45. avatar MSgtB says:

    It’s obviously a 3mm CorrieaTech Combat Wombat!

  46. avatar Nick says:

    “Quick Dale, turn my chest dial from “lame” to “ridiculous”!”

  47. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    If I shoot Barbarella she can’t can’t turn into Hanoi Jane!

  48. avatar Dale Smith says:

    And this was the last photo from the camera of the guys that did the Pecos Run n Gun, which is presumably why they haven’t done a write-up on it a week later.

  49. avatar Tim B says:

    Anybody else recognize Commander Cody? Sunday afternoon sci-fi TV. What a blast!

  50. avatar Roymond says:

    “Stay behind me, Dorothy — we’re definitely not in Kansas.”

  51. avatar Dustin says:

    Is that a moonbat? Quick, kill it!

  52. avatar pres stone says:

    “dang, it took me so long to get this “Firearms Operator Protection Suit” on, required to fire any firearm since the passing of Firearms Operator Protection law, the bad guys are driving off in our Jet-vette.”

  53. avatar Slick Willy says:

    “Listen lady…I don’t miss. Stare at the sky all day if you want – I don’t give a shit! But if you do see that sonofabitch alive you can damn sure tell him I’m comin!! Tell him Rocket Man’s comin!! And HELL’S COMIN WITH ME!!!”

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