Weekend Photo Caption Contest

courtesy cnn.com


  1. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    “Voila! The ZF-1.
    It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.”

    1. avatar anaxis says:

      Rad movie, hilarious quote.

    2. avatar blahpony says:

      That was my first thought.

    3. avatar Sixpack70 says:

      I think you win.

  2. avatar AaronW says:

    Phased plasma pulse rifle in the 40-“wtf?” range.

  3. avatar Anonymous says:


    FU€K YEA

  4. avatar Mike says:

    Hey, watch this guys!

  5. avatar Ray Ficara says:

    The standard issue Colonial Marines 10mm pulse rifle with over-under grenade launcher.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Which I just found out was a dolled up tommy gun. Cool.

    1. avatar Cj says:

      According to the Stuff I’ve read there are airsoft versions that could conceivably be wrapped around a real tommy gun. Then you’d just need to add an 870 with a SPAS forend around it… maybe some frag 12 to stand in for the grenades…

  6. avatar Don Urbatsch says:

    You see if I had just a little more rail space!

  7. avatar AaronW says:

    “Say what you want…. it’s actually New York Compliant”

  8. avatar anaxis says:

    “This is more fun than an entire crate of Red Cross condoms!”

  9. avatar Kapeltam says:

    And this here is the shoulder thing that goes up.

  10. avatar Paul53 says:

    Jeffries parents ignored his attempts to build a time machine till one day………….

  11. avatar Victor Chu says:

    Grade skool tacti-kool!

  12. avatar Farmer Tyler says:

    Yeah…wanna see what it does to that drone?

  13. avatar Bill says:

    Damn. He’s got a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

  14. avatar mark s. says:

    Yuall still wanna trade dis shit fo my boots ?

  15. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    “I wish MY parents loved me that much.”

  16. avatar JohnnyDerp says:

    I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, are you?

  17. avatar Illinois_Minion says:

    Little girl to the boy:
    “You’ll put your eyyyyye out!!”

  18. avatar Roy says:

    Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Roy, I’m about to pee my pants laughing at that!

  19. avatar Hawkeye says:

    Brick, is that a gun from the future?

  20. avatar Gunr says:

    You white folks be talkin nice to da bothers from now on!

  21. avatar Gunr says:

    Hey you! Yeah you, Goldilocks! Who’s dat white boy hid’n behind you? Get to attention! Stand up strait! Get that scowl off your face!

  22. avatar peirsonb says:

    A combination AK-57 uzie radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun.

      1. avatar AaronW says:

        It’s from a novelty song called “thirty point buck”

  23. avatar Ralph says:

    Hold my Kool Aid and watch this.

  24. avatar Gunr says:

    Who did you find to do a straw purchase for you? I know your too dumb to even pass a background check!

  25. avatar Bob says:

    When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns!

  26. avatar Bob says:

    When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns!

  27. avatar Gunr says:

    I be getti’n it at Wal-Mart, $14.99. Kit to convert to 22 long rifle, $7.99, One carton 22 shells, $125.99, sucks!

  28. avatar Paul G says:

    “And this whatchamacallit is the shoulder thing that goes up!”

  29. avatar Gunr says:

    And when I push this handle forward, an extension arm comes out, with a mirror on the end, so I can see up your dress!

  30. avatar Another Robert says:

    not a caption entry, I am just curious–is that one of those “Johnny Seven OMA [One man Army]” toys that came out when I was in the second grade?

    1. avatar Jacob McMerth says:


      1. avatar Another Robert says:

        Thanks–my pals and I turned up our noses at that sort of thing, we never saw anyone on “Combat!” carrying one–altho one of our gang kept insisting that Kirby’s BAR (which always had the bipod folded up) was a “gun with three barrels”…LOL!

        1. avatar Gunr says:

          I loved that show, I hope they bring back the reruns.

  31. avatar BLAMMO says:

    It shoot through schools.

  32. avatar Werechicken says:

    Bethesda Studios previews Fallout 4 DLC.

  33. avatar Katy says:

    Since everybody else is bring in movie quotes…

    Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend!

  34. avatar Jacob McMerth says:


  35. avatar jwm says:

    White Man’s Burden.

  36. avatar bob says:

    “Screw the chain gun b!tches! This is the BFG!”

  37. avatar Slimjim9 says:

    Young Colion Noir holds his first gun safety class. “Rule One: Always point your muzzle in a safe direction.”

  38. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Not only will this kill a Posleen, it will steal his soul.”

  39. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Little girl: “They mostly come at night…mostly.”

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Good, very good! Great movie! Hope you get second place!

    2. avatar MrVigs says:


  40. avatar dh34 says:

    ‘Scuse me while I whip this out…

  41. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Man, your mom always busy you the best NERF stuff.

  42. avatar GRW says:

    Simon learned two important lessons that day. There are no such thing as magic napkins and that all transactions really are final when the other guy now has the weapon.

  43. avatar David in NC says:

    That’s it?

  44. avatar McCann says:

    “This rifle is an example of passive voice…because here at TTAG we have no fucking clue what that means.”

  45. avatar John Gancho says:

    No teacher, I do not have to produce i.d., it is my constitutional right to openly carry arms st recess. Am I being sent to detention or am I free to go?

  46. avatar Bob says:

    Michael Bloomberg to Shannon Watts: “Tell him you don’t like his gun; That he must be compensating for a small penis. I’m behind you all the way.”

    1. avatar dh34 says:

      I see his schwartz is bigger than yours

  47. avatar Gunr says:

    Littlte boy on right: “One more step, and ma sister gonna be spendin rest of the aftanoon washin dog poop off her shoes!

  48. avatar Gunr says:

    Dammit! should of read ‘struction book. Nobody believe me, dat I gets an M-1 thumb from a plastic gun!

  49. avatar Kevin says:

    “When I’m old enough I’m going to work in one of the nation’s largest indoor shopping centers”- gecko45

  50. avatar JSF001 says:

    “I think I miscalculated that jump. Is the year 1900, I am looking for that Hitler kid?”

  51. avatar KCK says:

    As Edgar Wecker was showing Anna Wedgeworth a prototype of the kind of weapon that will be needed in the wars that he will someday have to fight, she admitted to being equally frightened and comforted.

  52. avatar Rick K says:

    I will not be a victim of street thugs and violent crime. I am the NRA.

  53. avatar Sgt. Adams says:

    This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine…..

  54. avatar some dude says:

    A young Shannon Watts discovers black people can hold weapons setting up a lasting fear and a political mission that would carry her through life.

  55. avatar mark s. says:

    When I grow up , I’m gonna be da president .

  56. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    The sights don’t work, but it will turn your cabbage patch doll into coleslaw.

  57. avatar mark s. says:

    The first of many meetings between Hillary Rodham and Malcom X

  58. avatar mark s. says:

    Naugh , huffin paints for whitey , I’m goin to shoots me a pouleece .

  59. avatar mark s. says:

    Whispers into her ear . ” pretend to be looking at that big gun while I reach up under your skirt ”
    …………………………………………….That just wasn’t right now ! ….. Went to far this time Markie . Anything for a laugh .

  60. avatar mark s. says:

    Mike and Frankie would like to make an offer on that tricycle .

  61. avatar maltwit says:

    Hey, Suzie, is that your mom in the window up there?

    Watch this!

  62. avatar Al says:

    I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
    No, you’ll shoot your eye out.

  63. avatar Ing says:

    Don’t worry, it’s just a Nerf gun.

  64. avatar GuntotinDem says:

    Anyone want to go to Chipotle?

  65. avatar jwm says:

    Can someone tell me the way to the grassy knoll?

  66. avatar Billy-bob says:


  67. avatar Gunr says:

    Hey, lil boy, hid’n hind da lil girl! What da be call’n you? You look like you be the other white meat!

  68. avatar RunnerzDad says:

    It’s my new Thompson Garand BAR greasegun grenade launcher. What do you think?

  69. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Everyone praised Tommy’s creativity, but unfortunately, he developed Juvenile Diabetes from chewing all those Pop-Tarts.

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