Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 4, 2015 84 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: 10mm Shock Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Well That’s a Raw Deal Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Texas Solutions, Y’all Edition 84 COMMENTS “Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.” Reply Rad movie, hilarious quote. Reply That was my first thought. Reply I think you win. Reply Phased plasma pulse rifle in the 40-“wtf?” range. Reply Caption: FU€K YEA Reply Hey, watch this guys! Reply The standard issue Colonial Marines 10mm pulse rifle with over-under grenade launcher. Reply M41A Reply Which I just found out was a dolled up tommy gun. Cool. Reply According to the Stuff I’ve read there are airsoft versions that could conceivably be wrapped around a real tommy gun. Then you’d just need to add an 870 with a SPAS forend around it… maybe some frag 12 to stand in for the grenades… Reply You see if I had just a little more rail space! Reply “Say what you want…. it’s actually New York Compliant” Reply “This is more fun than an entire crate of Red Cross condoms!” Reply And this here is the shoulder thing that goes up. Reply Jeffries parents ignored his attempts to build a time machine till one day…………. Reply Grade skool tacti-kool! Reply Yeah…wanna see what it does to that drone? Reply Damn. He’s got a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. Reply Yuall still wanna trade dis shit fo my boots ? Reply “I wish MY parents loved me that much.” Reply I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, are you? Reply Little girl to the boy: “You’ll put your eyyyyye out!!” Reply Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Reply Roy, I’m about to pee my pants laughing at that! Reply Brick, is that a gun from the future? Reply You white folks be talkin nice to da bothers from now on! Reply Hey you! Yeah you, Goldilocks! Who’s dat white boy hid’n behind you? Get to attention! Stand up strait! Get that scowl off your face! Reply A combination AK-57 uzie radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun. Reply Huh? Reply It’s from a novelty song called “thirty point buck” Reply Hold my Kool Aid and watch this. Reply Who did you find to do a straw purchase for you? I know your too dumb to even pass a background check! Reply When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns! Reply When Hillary Clinton first discovered that she didn’t like guns! Reply I be getti’n it at Wal-Mart, $14.99. Kit to convert to 22 long rifle, $7.99, One carton 22 shells, $125.99, sucks! Reply “And this whatchamacallit is the shoulder thing that goes up!” Reply And when I push this handle forward, an extension arm comes out, with a mirror on the end, so I can see up your dress! Reply not a caption entry, I am just curious–is that one of those “Johnny Seven OMA [One man Army]” toys that came out when I was in the second grade? Reply Yes Reply Thanks–my pals and I turned up our noses at that sort of thing, we never saw anyone on “Combat!” carrying one–altho one of our gang kept insisting that Kirby’s BAR (which always had the bipod folded up) was a “gun with three barrels”…LOL! Reply I loved that show, I hope they bring back the reruns. It shoot through schools. Reply Bethesda Studios previews Fallout 4 DLC. Reply Since everybody else is bring in movie quotes… Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend! Reply O.M.A. Reply White Man’s Burden. Reply “Screw the chain gun b!tches! This is the BFG!” Reply Young Colion Noir holds his first gun safety class. “Rule One: Always point your muzzle in a safe direction.” Reply “Not only will this kill a Posleen, it will steal his soul.” Reply Little girl: “They mostly come at night…mostly.” Reply Good, very good! Great movie! Hope you get second place! Reply Winner! Reply ‘Scuse me while I whip this out… Reply Man, your mom always busy you the best NERF stuff. Reply Simon learned two important lessons that day. There are no such thing as magic napkins and that all transactions really are final when the other guy now has the weapon. Reply That’s it? Reply “This rifle is an example of passive voice…because here at TTAG we have no fucking clue what that means.” Reply No teacher, I do not have to produce i.d., it is my constitutional right to openly carry arms st recess. Am I being sent to detention or am I free to go? Reply Michael Bloomberg to Shannon Watts: “Tell him you don’t like his gun; That he must be compensating for a small penis. I’m behind you all the way.” Reply I see his schwartz is bigger than yours Reply Littlte boy on right: “One more step, and ma sister gonna be spendin rest of the aftanoon washin dog poop off her shoes! Reply Dammit! should of read ‘struction book. Nobody believe me, dat I gets an M-1 thumb from a plastic gun! Reply “When I’m old enough I’m going to work in one of the nation’s largest indoor shopping centers”- gecko45 Reply “I think I miscalculated that jump. Is the year 1900, I am looking for that Hitler kid?” Reply As Edgar Wecker was showing Anna Wedgeworth a prototype of the kind of weapon that will be needed in the wars that he will someday have to fight, she admitted to being equally frightened and comforted. Reply I will not be a victim of street thugs and violent crime. I am the NRA. Reply This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine….. Reply A young Shannon Watts discovers black people can hold weapons setting up a lasting fear and a political mission that would carry her through life. Reply When I grow up , I’m gonna be da president . Reply The sights don’t work, but it will turn your cabbage patch doll into coleslaw. Reply The first of many meetings between Hillary Rodham and Malcom X Reply Naugh , huffin paints for whitey , I’m goin to shoots me a pouleece . Reply Whispers into her ear . ” pretend to be looking at that big gun while I reach up under your skirt ” …………………………………………….That just wasn’t right now ! ….. Went to far this time Markie . Anything for a laugh . Reply Mike and Frankie would like to make an offer on that tricycle . Reply Hey, Suzie, is that your mom in the window up there? Watch this! Reply I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! No, you’ll shoot your eye out. Reply Don’t worry, it’s just a Nerf gun. Reply Anyone want to go to Chipotle? Reply Can someone tell me the way to the grassy knoll? Reply PULL! Reply Hey, lil boy, hid’n hind da lil girl! What da be call’n you? You look like you be the other white meat! Reply It’s my new Thompson Garand BAR greasegun grenade launcher. What do you think? Reply Everyone praised Tommy’s creativity, but unfortunately, he developed Juvenile Diabetes from chewing all those Pop-Tarts. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.