Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 11, 2015 183 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR 10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns Gun Meme of the Day: Keep It Holstered Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Tactical Pooh Edition 183 COMMENTS I am Vitaly… You need more helecopters… Reply 🙂 Reply ….and I’m all out of bubble gum. Reply reasonable use of force Reply Damn! I brought a six-shooter to World War IV! Reply You still holdin’ my beer?… …Good, I got this. Reply There I was………. tanks in front of me, helicopters overhead and me armed only with an 1858 Remington New Army in .44 I stood there, sneer on my face and laughed at them, LAUGHED i say! then I ran like a sissy and hid behind behind some rocks Reply “Hello boys…I’m baaaaa-aaaack!!!” Reply Screw it I only have 6 shots. Lets dance boys. Reply The final confrontation when Carmen Sandiago was found. Reply The final battle of the caliber debate wars. Reply I was speaking figuratively, when I said, you and what army… Reply @dh34: Great and LOL! Reply Is that the best you got BLM guys? Reply This one made me laugh. Reply I heard that in the voice of Chaffin from Generation Kill for some reason. Reply Sorry to burst your bubble, but the meanest thing BLM Rangers have is Dodge Power Wagon pickups and semi-auto AR15s. Reply This is what the gun grabbers thought the resistance to tyranny would look like… Until i turned and said “Follow Me boys, the battle is this way.” Reply Nice! Reply Awesome Reply @GuntotinDem: Even better. Reply This comment deserves a slow clap, very well done. Reply Agreed. Well done. Reply The man in black, along with his minions, fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. (your sort of have to be a Stephen King fan to get the reference) Reply Roland of Gilead +1000000 Reply That yellow coat looks like low man to me. Roland’s twinner on level 91. Reply Beat me to it! The Gunslinger is one of my favorites. Reply Roland dual wielded. Never forget the face of your father. Reply I do not aim with my hand; He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart. Reply Before he wasn an idiot and fell asleep on a beach. Contrived it was. Reply Da’da chak, dida chic Close. The Saint of Killers, from Preacher. His response to getting nuked was, “(pffft) Not enough gun.” Reply What al-Baghdadi needs to see! Reply Need more gun Reply This here’s an .88 caliber magnum. It shoots through schools… Reply Come and take ’em! Reply What you might be asking yourself right now is ,did I fire five shots or did fire six ? Do you feel lucky punks , well do you ? Reply Barrack upholstered his Super Black Hawk and glared at the Tea Party as he made his final stand . Reply Couldn’t be B.O., he only uses Biden approved double barrels. Reply Everyone was hunting for Vash the Stampede and to collect the 60 billion double dollar reward. Reply Now there’s a fictional gun I wouldn’t mind having. Wonder if DG knows what it would take to make a break-top .45 LC revolver with a Mateba/Rhino barrel set up? Reply “I hope the scriptwriter knows what he’s doing” Reply Man I sure hope he has the hammer over an empty cylinder, because otherwise it’s unsafe. Reply “You’ll never take me alive, coppers!” Reply The wind and sand made his skin feel numb and his eyes burn and he knew there was no more hope and no more ammo but he could still muster the strength to unzip his fly and shoot ISIS the bird one last time . Reply Give up! I’ve got y’all surrounded! Reply “If only I had a Glock…” Reply Drop your weapon and put your hands in the air , this is the LAPD and we know about your gun collection . Reply Oops , I think I’m in the wrong movie , I was trying out for ‘ The Sons of Katie Elder ‘. Reply what do you say we play a little Bangkok rules Reply THE FINAL EPISODE OF ‘ WALKING DEAD ‘. Reply ..and that son is why you always answer honestly when the sales associate asks whether the ammo’s for a rifle or a handgun! Reply Do they ask that in any other state than New York? I get asked that all the time in NY… Reply In Ohio & WV (both pretty easy going 2A wise) yes, apparently its a federal thing, just NY had to spend more time and money to say the same thing. Machines in Walmart will ask about .22lr even though you just rang up 9mm and showed ID. Might just be a poorly worded law and stores playing CYA. Reply Qu Reply Come at me, Bro-jobs. Reply “In a dusty black coat with a red right hand” Reply One of my favorite songs. Reply COME AT ME BRO! Reply Guns and Ammo compares the Smith and Wesson 500 caliber ballistics to the M1 Abram 120mm smooth bore cannon . Reply This cap & ball is all I have left. Everything else was lost in a tragic water skiing mishap! Reply “These are my terms for your surrender.” It doesn’t matter which side is saying it. You ALWAYS make them the same offer. Reply Son of a bitch! Again! Will somebody please get me a smaller hat that wont keep falling down over my eyes! Reply #WhateverItTakes Reply I like this one right here! Reply TANK MAN: “What America Thinks I Do” Reply Awe c’mon guys, I was just kidding about Tom Brady! Reply Christ! What a time to have to go potty! Reply 2A-supporter’s wet dream Reply “No Prisoners” Reply Eat the peyoti they said, it will be fun they said! Reply Was I scared? Hell yes, I was scared…scared they’d get away. Reply “Darn it Bill! I told you I emailed hillary by accident!” thoughts “Darn it hillary you were supposed to delete those” Reply It’s a good day for setting things right. Reply Here’s your straw man, Obama-linsky Reply And YOU said I was paranoid… Reply And the gunslinger thought, “go ahead, for there are other worlds than this”. Reply As Chuck Norris thinks to himself, ‘Not really a fair fight now, is it? I’ll lose the pistol.’ Reply “Candygram for Mister Mongo.” “Mongo just pawn in game of life.” Reply I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Reply “i already told you, the skittles are all gone. now go home.” Reply Snake had over paid for the invisibility ring. Reply “Come on guys. Cold Dead Hands was just a bumper sticker.” Reply And here Biden told me a double barrel would always be enough… Reply “Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!” Reply Got Courage? Reply Say hello to my little friend!! Reply Mein Furher, I can walk… Reply “Raylen! This is ‘tween me and you Raylen! Tell your friends to stay out of it! “ Reply I got 5 bucks on the Givens boy. Reply “Hmmmmnn………….bit of a challenge. Bring it on………………………let’s dance. Reply “Oh crap.” Reply Stand and Fight. Reply I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy stand off. (For the comic fans amongst us: My pistol was forged from the sword of the Angel of Death, come at me, bro!) Reply That’s monument valley, all right! Reply Glad someone got the reference. Preacher is badass. Reply Just how fast you reckon you can preach? Reply Great story, and those characters are nicely flawed. The Saint of Killers is one of my favorite fictional characters across all media. Reply Stand & fight. Reply Kum-bye-yah, my lord, kum-bye-yah… Reply I Will Not Bow! Reply Hmmm….what was it General McAuliffe said at Bastogne again? Reply SWATted in Utah for open carry… Reply “I’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. I’ve finally found him. I’m surrounded. That simplifies things.” Reply First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Assault rifles, and I did not speak out Because I was not a rifleman Then they came for the shotguns, and I did not speak out Because I was not a bird hunter Then they came for the Semi-Auto Pistols, and i did not speak out Because I was an avid Black powder action cowboy shooter Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. Reply “Which of you mother lovers wants to be among the first six shot dead? Don’t be shy.” Reply Teaser for Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall 2 Reply John Conner takes on Skynet. Reply O well, another family reunion at the in-laws this weekend. Damn, I hate these. Reply Molon Labe Reply The man in the yellow hat was not prepared for the huge public outcry after Curious George contracted rabies. Reply My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die. Reply The last “legal” gun owner in Australia was finally apprehended… Who are we kidding?? An Australian gun owner would never dare challenge .gov Reply Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves… Reply A good day to be in a tank. Reply Looks like it’s time to play cowboys and government. Reply Excerpt from “The Legend of Walker, Texas Ranger.” When the General approached the lone man opposing him, he stopped, popped the hatch on his tank and asked him why only he stood against such a force. The Texas Ranger bluntly replied, “There’s only one army, only need one ranger.” Reply Damm, maybe I shoulda looked into the higher round count and faster reload time of a good semi-auto. Reply “Two hundred punks, well whatcha gonna do? I got two six shooters that’ll see me through. That’s 12 dead, and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers.” Shawn Brown aka The Rappin’ Duke Reply Looks like Hans von Hammer of Enemy Ace is looking for his Fokker Triplane to take on the enemy which went through a time warp and is engaged in the latest offensive against Kaiser Wilhelm’s Germany. Reply The mistborn has them right where he wants them. Reply Shannon Watts hears of a man in Utah that is vacillating about gun ownership. She rallies her followers hoping to get someone, anyone, to listen to her! Reply “I reckon this might actually be too much for a pistol, even one that says Colt on the side “ Reply Cowboy Homer: I wish I bought the one for taking down police helicopters. Reply “I love the smell of black powder in the morning. It smells like, Victory!” Reply Blackhawk vs Blackhawk Reply “Call me Snake.” Reply The burden you bear can cripple you A ravenous cancer, eating your soul Lost within a world beyond your control So tonight, let there be a reckoning Let this moment empower you to no end Let the doubts within you, start to descend One of the brave and the bold tonight Reply Okay, fine, enough already! I’ll return the damn book to the library! Reply “Call me Snake…” (As he pushes the button on the EMP) (After all the helicopters crash and the tanks stop dead, he cocks the hammer on the single action, saying, “Now, I’m your huckleberry” Reply Well, he’s got the heat-seeking bullets that shoot down airliners, but, I’m afraid that without a shoulder thingy that goes up, he’s screwed… Reply Well, I had intended to go out knee deep in hot brass, but they caught me with my damn wheel gun… They’ll screw up anything… Reply Well, at least I know what I’m doing tomorrow… (Smirks) Reply Wolverines! Reply Bout time you fellers showed up, them Iranians is putting up a heck of a fight. Reply “Are you talkin’ to ME? cuz I don’t see nobody else… Uh-oh…” Reply Character is immortal, he’s the Saint of Killers from the comic series Preacher. His guns never run empty, he never misses, and can’t be killed. Reply A gun grabber masturbatory fantasy of the mighty government versus an “ammosexual”. Reply “Zoe- are you and Jayne ready?” (You gotta watch Firefly and Malcom Reynolds.) Reply I think I need a bigger gun… Reply Well, I guess I can forget rule #4. Reply “Gory glory what a hell of a way to die” I know the picture has nothing to do with paratroopers but I think it fits. Reply Roland of Gilead found himself once again regretting losing the Horn of Eld. Also his fingers. “This is hardly a fair fight.” The corner of his mouth twitched as he smiled his wry smile. “For them.” Reply Upon reflection, leaving his plasma rifle in the car wasn’t his best decision Bob thought. Reply Bob wasn’t sure how many of them it was going to take to kick his ass, but he knew how many they were going to use, and that was a handy piece of information to have. Reply What!? No drones. This will be easy… Reply I said, put the Bunny back in the box! Reply “Well it about to get REAL interesting.” Reply Bob was glad he had brought his glock .40, but was worried that 10,000 rounds might not be enough to solve the problem. Reply Bob decided to take off and nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Reply Can any of you guys give me a ride to the liquor store? Reply Well, I guess things could be worse. Reply Something something something Revolver Ocelot something something nanomachines, son. Reply I am Caitlyn Reply This is how my wife gets me off the gun range every weekend . Reply Bruce Willis in Die Hard 16 , sub titled ‘ Die Harder ‘. Reply Rick Perry announces his departure from White House bid . Reply Lord. Help me to live the next few minutes well. Reply Californians new ‘ Right to Die ‘ poster . Reply The hitman that Wile E. Coyote hired to put paid to the road runner found out just exactly how resourceful that damn speed chicken was. Reply Let Em Eat! Reply The only scenario leftists can picture when we say we need guns to protect ourselves from tyrannical government. Reply In the finest tradition of the ancient Greeks directed at minions of Obama, Biden & Clinton: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLON LABE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply They have me surrounded. The poor bastards… Reply This is actually a screenshot of Fallout New Vegas, before they took the vehicles out. Reply Bob was relieved when he realized he wasn’t paranoid. They really were out to get him. Reply Mostly they come at night…mostly. Reply He had been warned. Told time and again. You never push the red button. Never. Reply Self portrait by Chuck Norris, titled: “A Fair Fight” Reply “I’m deputy US Marshal Raylen Givens. If y’all will kindly put down your weapons and exit the vehicles, nobody’ll get hurt.” Reply Shannon Watt’s security detail holding an exercise known as “Dog pile on the evil NRA man.” Reply Ever have a song stuck in your head? Nags at you? Won’t go away? For some reason, today it’s Garry Owen. Go figure. Reply #HenchmensLivesMatterNot. Reply “…dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help me blow those little bastards straight to hell, amen.” Reply Tiananmen Square, the Sequel. Reply Obama pities the fool who uses guns. Reply Steven Seagal is back to defend life, liberty, and the pursuit of more re-runs on TNT in BLM 2: Return to Bundy Ranch Reply Maybe I bragged just a little too much about my 10mm Glock? Reply The .500 S&W Magnum – effective on bears, mountain lions, helicopters, and tanks! Reply Kim Jung Un executes another General who didn’t take notes of his sayings….. Reply “There are bad days. And then there are legendary bad days. This was shaping up to be one of those.” Reply If we just could’ve gotten one more gun off the street. Reply “After the death of Curious George, the man in the yellow hat was never quite right again.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.