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  1. There I was……….
    tanks in front of me, helicopters overhead
    and me armed only with an 1858 Remington New Army in .44
    I stood there, sneer on my face and laughed at them, LAUGHED i say!
    then I ran like a sissy and hid behind behind some rocks

  2. This is what the gun grabbers thought the resistance to tyranny would look like… Until i turned and said “Follow Me boys, the battle is this way.”

  3. The man in black, along with his minions, fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. (your sort of have to be a Stephen King fan to get the reference)

    • Now there’s a fictional gun I wouldn’t mind having. Wonder if DG knows what it would take to make a break-top .45 LC revolver with a Mateba/Rhino barrel set up?

  4. The wind and sand made his skin feel numb and his eyes burn and he knew there was no more hope and no more ammo but he could still muster the strength to unzip his fly and shoot ISIS the bird one last time .

  5. ..and that son is why you always answer honestly when the sales associate asks whether the ammo’s for a rifle or a handgun!

      • In Ohio & WV (both pretty easy going 2A wise) yes, apparently its a federal thing, just NY had to spend more time and money to say the same thing. Machines in Walmart will ask about .22lr even though you just rang up 9mm and showed ID. Might just be a poorly worded law and stores playing CYA.

  6. “These are my terms for your surrender.”

    It doesn’t matter which side is saying it. You ALWAYS make them the same offer.

  7. “Darn it Bill! I told you I emailed hillary by accident!”

    thoughts “Darn it hillary you were supposed to delete those”

  8. I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy stand off.

    (For the comic fans amongst us: My pistol was forged from the sword of the Angel of Death, come at me, bro!)

  9. “I’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. I’ve finally found him. I’m surrounded. That simplifies things.”

  10. First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Socialist.
    Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Assault rifles, and I did not speak out
    Because I was not a rifleman
    Then they came for the shotguns, and I did not speak out
    Because I was not a bird hunter
    Then they came for the Semi-Auto Pistols, and i did not speak out
    Because I was an avid Black powder action cowboy shooter
    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

  11. The man in the yellow hat was not prepared for the huge public outcry after Curious George contracted rabies.

  12. The last “legal” gun owner in Australia was finally apprehended… Who are we kidding?? An Australian gun owner would never dare challenge .gov

  13. Excerpt from “The Legend of Walker, Texas Ranger.”

    When the General approached the lone man opposing him, he stopped, popped the hatch on his tank and asked him why only he stood against such a force. The Texas Ranger bluntly replied, “There’s only one army, only need one ranger.”

  14. “Two hundred punks, well whatcha gonna do? I got two six shooters that’ll see me through. That’s 12 dead, and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers.”

    Shawn Brown
    aka The Rappin’ Duke

  15. Looks like Hans von Hammer of Enemy Ace is looking for his Fokker Triplane to take on the enemy which went through a time warp and is engaged in the latest offensive against Kaiser Wilhelm’s Germany.

  16. Shannon Watts hears of a man in Utah that is vacillating about gun ownership. She rallies her followers hoping to get someone, anyone, to listen to her!

  17. The burden you bear can cripple you
    A ravenous cancer, eating your soul
    Lost within a world beyond your control
    So tonight, let there be a reckoning
    Let this moment empower you to no end
    Let the doubts within you, start to descend
    One of the brave and the bold tonight

  18. “Call me Snake…” (As he pushes the button on the EMP)

    (After all the helicopters crash and the tanks stop dead, he cocks the hammer on the single action, saying,

    “Now, I’m your huckleberry”

  19. Well, he’s got the heat-seeking bullets that shoot down airliners, but, I’m afraid that without a shoulder thingy that goes up, he’s screwed…

  20. Character is immortal, he’s the Saint of Killers from the comic series Preacher. His guns never run empty, he never misses, and can’t be killed.

  21. “Gory glory what a hell of a way to die”
    I know the picture has nothing to do with paratroopers but I think it fits.

  22. Roland of Gilead found himself once again regretting losing the Horn of Eld. Also his fingers. “This is hardly a fair fight.” The corner of his mouth twitched as he smiled his wry smile. “For them.”

  23. Bob wasn’t sure how many of them it was going to take to kick his ass, but he knew how many they were going to use, and that was a handy piece of information to have.

  24. Bob was glad he had brought his glock .40, but was worried that 10,000 rounds might not be enough to solve the problem.

  25. The hitman that Wile E. Coyote hired to put paid to the road runner found out just exactly how resourceful that damn speed chicken was.

  26. The only scenario leftists can picture when we say we need guns to protect ourselves from tyrannical government.

  27. In the finest tradition of the ancient Greeks directed at minions of Obama, Biden & Clinton:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLON LABE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. “I’m deputy US Marshal Raylen Givens. If y’all will kindly put down your weapons and exit the vehicles, nobody’ll get hurt.”

  29. Ever have a song stuck in your head? Nags at you? Won’t go away?

    For some reason, today it’s Garry Owen. Go figure.

  30. “…dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help me blow those little bastards straight to hell, amen.”

  31. Steven Seagal is back to defend life, liberty, and the pursuit of more re-runs on TNT in BLM 2: Return to Bundy Ranch

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