Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I am Vitaly…
    You need more helecopters…

  2. ….and I’m all out of bubble gum.

  3. avatar Youzernayme says:

    reasonable use of force

  4. avatar davidx says:

    Damn! I brought a six-shooter to World War IV!

  5. avatar Robert W. says:

    You still holdin’ my beer?…

    …Good, I got this.

  6. avatar Bud Harton says:

    There I was……….
    tanks in front of me, helicopters overhead
    and me armed only with an 1858 Remington New Army in .44
    I stood there, sneer on my face and laughed at them, LAUGHED i say!
    then I ran like a sissy and hid behind behind some rocks

  7. avatar dlj95118 says:

    “Hello boys…I’m baaaaa-aaaack!!!”

  8. Screw it I only have 6 shots. Lets dance boys.

  9. avatar B320 says:

    The final confrontation when Carmen Sandiago was found.

  10. avatar Robert W. says:

    The final battle of the caliber debate wars.

  11. avatar dh34 says:

    I was speaking figuratively, when I said, you and what army…

    1. avatar Galtha58 says:

      @dh34: Great and LOL!

  12. avatar dh34 says:

    Is that the best you got BLM guys?

    1. This one made me laugh.

    2. avatar PerplexedPistolero says:

      I heard that in the voice of Chaffin from Generation Kill for some reason.

    3. avatar Jeremy B. says:

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but the meanest thing BLM Rangers have is Dodge Power Wagon pickups and semi-auto AR15s.

  13. avatar GuntotinDem says:

    This is what the gun grabbers thought the resistance to tyranny would look like… Until i turned and said “Follow Me boys, the battle is this way.”

    1. avatar Gurney Halleck says:


    2. avatar Galtha58 says:

      @GuntotinDem: Even better.

    3. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      This comment deserves a slow clap, very well done.

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Agreed. Well done.

  14. avatar TITAN308 says:

    The man in black, along with his minions, fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. (your sort of have to be a Stephen King fan to get the reference)

    1. avatar JoeInOcean says:

      Roland of Gilead +1000000

      1. avatar Cody says:

        That yellow coat looks like low man to me. Roland’s twinner on level 91.

    2. avatar A-Rod says:

      Beat me to it! The Gunslinger is one of my favorites.

    3. avatar Brad in FL says:

      Roland dual wielded.

      Never forget the face of your father.

      1. avatar Cody says:

        I do not aim with my hand;
        He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
        I aim with my eye.
        I do not shoot with my hand;
        He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
        I shoot with my mind.
        I do not kill with my gun;
        He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
        I kill with my heart.

      2. avatar Azman says:

        Before he wasn an idiot and fell asleep on a beach. Contrived it was.

        1. avatar Mini14 says:

          Da’da chak, dida chic

    4. avatar Mike says:

      Close. The Saint of Killers, from Preacher. His response to getting nuked was, “(pffft) Not enough gun.”

  15. avatar Missouri Mule says:

    What al-Baghdadi needs to see!

  16. avatar Sam says:

    Need more gun

  17. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    This here’s an .88 caliber magnum.

    It shoots through schools…

  18. avatar Spyco says:

    Come and take ’em!

  19. avatar mark s. says:

    What you might be asking yourself right now is ,did I fire five shots or did fire six ? Do you feel lucky punks , well do you ?

  20. avatar mark s. says:

    Barrack upholstered his Super Black Hawk and glared at the Tea Party as he made his final stand .

    1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      Couldn’t be B.O., he only uses Biden approved double barrels.

  21. avatar B Fitts says:

    Everyone was hunting for Vash the Stampede and to collect the 60 billion double dollar reward.

    1. avatar PerplexedPistolero says:

      Now there’s a fictional gun I wouldn’t mind having. Wonder if DG knows what it would take to make a break-top .45 LC revolver with a Mateba/Rhino barrel set up?

  22. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “I hope the scriptwriter knows what he’s doing”

  23. avatar William says:

    Man I sure hope he has the hammer over an empty cylinder, because otherwise it’s unsafe.

  24. avatar William Burke says:

    “You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”

  25. avatar mark s. says:

    The wind and sand made his skin feel numb and his eyes burn and he knew there was no more hope and no more ammo but he could still muster the strength to unzip his fly and shoot ISIS the bird one last time .

  26. avatar Phil LA says:

    Give up! I’ve got y’all surrounded!

  27. avatar Danny says:

    “If only I had a Glock…”

  28. avatar mark s. says:

    Drop your weapon and put your hands in the air , this is the LAPD and we know about your gun collection .

  29. avatar mark s. says:

    Oops , I think I’m in the wrong movie , I was trying out for ‘ The Sons of Katie Elder ‘.

  30. avatar ed says:

    what do you say we play a little Bangkok rules

  31. avatar mark s. says:


  32. avatar GRW says:

    ..and that son is why you always answer honestly when the sales associate asks whether the ammo’s for a rifle or a handgun!

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      Do they ask that in any other state than New York? I get asked that all the time in NY…

      1. avatar GRW says:

        In Ohio & WV (both pretty easy going 2A wise) yes, apparently its a federal thing, just NY had to spend more time and money to say the same thing. Machines in Walmart will ask about .22lr even though you just rang up 9mm and showed ID. Might just be a poorly worded law and stores playing CYA.

  33. avatar Live and Let Die says:

    Come at me, Bro-jobs.

  34. avatar Don U says:

    “In a dusty black coat with a red right hand”

    1. avatar anaxis says:

      One of my favorite songs.

  35. avatar DH2 says:


  36. avatar mark s. says:

    Guns and Ammo compares the Smith and Wesson 500 caliber ballistics to the M1 Abram 120mm smooth bore cannon .

  37. avatar Gunr says:

    This cap & ball is all I have left. Everything else was lost in a tragic water skiing mishap!

  38. avatar Joe R. says:

    “These are my terms for your surrender.”

    It doesn’t matter which side is saying it. You ALWAYS make them the same offer.

  39. avatar Gunr says:

    Son of a bitch! Again! Will somebody please get me a smaller hat that wont keep falling down over my eyes!

  40. avatar Amok! says:


    1. avatar Chrispy says:

      I like this one right here!

  41. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    TANK MAN: “What America Thinks I Do”

  42. avatar Paul53 says:

    Awe c’mon guys, I was just kidding about Tom Brady!

  43. avatar Gunr says:

    Christ! What a time to have to go potty!

  44. avatar Tt78 says:

    2A-supporter’s wet dream

  45. avatar JoeInOcean says:

    “No Prisoners”

  46. avatar Chuck (hates nj) says:

    Eat the peyoti they said, it will be fun they said!

  47. avatar Tom396 says:

    Was I scared? Hell yes, I was scared…scared they’d get away.

  48. avatar Lurker_of_lurkiness says:

    “Darn it Bill! I told you I emailed hillary by accident!”

    thoughts “Darn it hillary you were supposed to delete those”

  49. avatar TLW says:

    It’s a good day for setting things right.

  50. avatar 505markf says:

    Here’s your straw man, Obama-linsky

  51. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    And YOU said I was paranoid…

  52. avatar BC says:

    And the gunslinger thought, “go ahead, for there are other worlds than this”.

  53. avatar jsallison says:

    As Chuck Norris thinks to himself, ‘Not really a fair fight now, is it? I’ll lose the pistol.’

  54. avatar jwm says:

    “Candygram for Mister Mongo.”

    “Mongo just pawn in game of life.”

    1. avatar PerplexedPistolero says:

      I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

  55. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “i already told you, the skittles are all gone. now go home.”

  56. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    Snake had over paid for the invisibility ring.

  57. avatar jwm says:

    “Come on guys. Cold Dead Hands was just a bumper sticker.”

  58. avatar Vendetta says:

    And here Biden told me a double barrel would always be enough…

    1. avatar Chrispy says:

      “Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!”

  59. avatar Andy says:

    Got Courage?

  60. avatar George McFly says:

    Say hello to my little friend!!

  61. avatar DM says:

    Mein Furher, I can walk…

  62. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Raylen! This is ‘tween me and you Raylen! Tell your friends to stay out of it! “

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I got 5 bucks on the Givens boy.

  63. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Hmmmmnn………….bit of a challenge.
    Bring it on………………………let’s dance.

  64. avatar jwm says:

    “Oh crap.”

  65. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    Stand and Fight.

  66. avatar PerplexedPistolero says:

    I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy stand off.

    (For the comic fans amongst us: My pistol was forged from the sword of the Angel of Death, come at me, bro!)

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      That’s monument valley, all right!

    2. avatar S_J says:

      Glad someone got the reference. Preacher is badass.

      1. avatar ninjaTED says:

        Just how fast you reckon you can preach?

      2. avatar PerplexedPistolero says:

        Great story, and those characters are nicely flawed. The Saint of Killers is one of my favorite fictional characters across all media.

  67. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    Stand & fight.

  68. avatar jwm says:

    Kum-bye-yah, my lord, kum-bye-yah…

  69. avatar Luke says:

    I Will Not Bow!

  70. avatar PerplexedPistolero says:

    Hmmm….what was it General McAuliffe said at Bastogne again?

  71. avatar AaronW says:

    SWATted in Utah for open carry…

  72. avatar anaxis says:

    “I’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. I’ve finally found him. I’m surrounded. That simplifies things.”

  73. avatar Stacy says:

    First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Socialist.
    Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Assault rifles, and I did not speak out
    Because I was not a rifleman
    Then they came for the shotguns, and I did not speak out
    Because I was not a bird hunter
    Then they came for the Semi-Auto Pistols, and i did not speak out
    Because I was an avid Black powder action cowboy shooter
    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

  74. avatar Shwiggie says:

    “Which of you mother lovers wants to be among the first six shot dead? Don’t be shy.”

  75. avatar Paul53 says:

    Teaser for Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall 2

  76. avatar Paul53 says:

    John Conner takes on Skynet.

  77. avatar rt-texas says:

    O well, another family reunion at the in-laws this weekend. Damn, I hate these.

  78. avatar blasko says:

    The man in the yellow hat was not prepared for the huge public outcry after Curious George contracted rabies.

  79. avatar Cal S. says:

    My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

  80. avatar v caine says:

    The last “legal” gun owner in Australia was finally apprehended… Who are we kidding?? An Australian gun owner would never dare challenge .gov

  81. avatar Unarmed and Unnamed says:

    Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves…

  82. avatar nynemillameetuh says:

    A good day to be in a tank.

  83. avatar Crowbar says:

    Looks like it’s time to play cowboys and government.

  84. avatar Jordan says:

    Excerpt from “The Legend of Walker, Texas Ranger.”

    When the General approached the lone man opposing him, he stopped, popped the hatch on his tank and asked him why only he stood against such a force. The Texas Ranger bluntly replied, “There’s only one army, only need one ranger.”

  85. avatar mike oregon says:

    Damm, maybe I shoulda looked into the higher round count and faster reload time of a good semi-auto.

  86. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    “Two hundred punks, well whatcha gonna do? I got two six shooters that’ll see me through. That’s 12 dead, and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers.”

    Shawn Brown
    aka The Rappin’ Duke

  87. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Looks like Hans von Hammer of Enemy Ace is looking for his Fokker Triplane to take on the enemy which went through a time warp and is engaged in the latest offensive against Kaiser Wilhelm’s Germany.

  88. avatar Dentalprepper says:

    The mistborn has them right where he wants them.

  89. avatar Paul53 says:

    Shannon Watts hears of a man in Utah that is vacillating about gun ownership. She rallies her followers hoping to get someone, anyone, to listen to her!

  90. avatar Tal says:

    “I reckon this might actually be too much for a pistol, even one that says Colt on the side “

  91. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    Cowboy Homer: I wish I bought the one for taking down police helicopters.

  92. avatar Gregolas says:

    “I love the smell of black powder in the morning.
    It smells like, Victory!”

  93. avatar tmm says:

    Blackhawk vs Blackhawk

  94. avatar Pete says:

    “Call me Snake.”

  95. avatar Dave in WA says:

    The burden you bear can cripple you
    A ravenous cancer, eating your soul
    Lost within a world beyond your control
    So tonight, let there be a reckoning
    Let this moment empower you to no end
    Let the doubts within you, start to descend
    One of the brave and the bold tonight

  96. avatar CarlosT says:

    Okay, fine, enough already! I’ll return the damn book to the library!

  97. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    “Call me Snake…” (As he pushes the button on the EMP)

    (After all the helicopters crash and the tanks stop dead, he cocks the hammer on the single action, saying,

    “Now, I’m your huckleberry”

  98. avatar Dustin says:

    Well, he’s got the heat-seeking bullets that shoot down airliners, but, I’m afraid that without a shoulder thingy that goes up, he’s screwed…

  99. avatar Dustin says:

    Well, I had intended to go out knee deep in hot brass, but they caught me with my damn wheel gun… They’ll screw up anything…

  100. avatar Cj says:

    Well, at least I know what I’m doing tomorrow… (Smirks)

  101. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Bout time you fellers showed up, them Iranians is putting up a heck of a fight.

  102. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Are you talkin’ to ME? cuz I don’t see nobody else… Uh-oh…”

  103. avatar Stan Gorski says:

    Character is immortal, he’s the Saint of Killers from the comic series Preacher. His guns never run empty, he never misses, and can’t be killed.

  104. avatar Mister Fleas says:

    A gun grabber masturbatory fantasy of the mighty government versus an “ammosexual”.

  105. avatar JSW says:

    “Zoe- are you and Jayne ready?” (You gotta watch Firefly and Malcom Reynolds.)

  106. avatar Mad Max says:

    I think I need a bigger gun…

  107. avatar Dennis says:

    Well, I guess I can forget rule #4.

  108. avatar skrobie says:

    “Gory glory what a hell of a way to die”
    I know the picture has nothing to do with paratroopers but I think it fits.

  109. avatar B says:

    Roland of Gilead found himself once again regretting losing the Horn of Eld. Also his fingers. “This is hardly a fair fight.” The corner of his mouth twitched as he smiled his wry smile. “For them.”

  110. avatar pieslapper says:

    Upon reflection, leaving his plasma rifle in the car wasn’t his best decision Bob thought.

  111. avatar pieslapper says:

    Bob wasn’t sure how many of them it was going to take to kick his ass, but he knew how many they were going to use, and that was a handy piece of information to have.

  112. avatar VTaero says:

    What!? No drones. This will be easy…

  113. avatar VTaero says:

    I said, put the Bunny back in the box!

  114. avatar KRock says:

    “Well it about to get REAL interesting.”

  115. avatar pieslapper says:

    Bob was glad he had brought his glock .40, but was worried that 10,000 rounds might not be enough to solve the problem.

  116. avatar billy-bob says:

    Bob decided to take off and nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

  117. avatar Kevin says:

    Can any of you guys give me a ride to the liquor store?

  118. avatar Royle says:

    Well, I guess things could be worse.

  119. avatar Max says:

    Something something something Revolver Ocelot something something nanomachines, son.

  120. avatar mark s. says:

    This is how my wife gets me off the gun range every weekend .

  121. avatar mark s. says:

    Bruce Willis in Die Hard 16 , sub titled ‘ Die Harder ‘.

  122. avatar mark s. says:

    Rick Perry announces his departure from White House bid .

  123. avatar jwm says:

    Lord. Help me to live the next few minutes well.

  124. avatar mark s. says:

    Californians new ‘ Right to Die ‘ poster .

  125. avatar jwm says:

    The hitman that Wile E. Coyote hired to put paid to the road runner found out just exactly how resourceful that damn speed chicken was.

  126. avatar Matthew Gundlach says:

    Let Em Eat!

  127. avatar acepeacemaker says:

    The only scenario leftists can picture when we say we need guns to protect ourselves from tyrannical government.

  128. avatar Mick says:

    In the finest tradition of the ancient Greeks directed at minions of Obama, Biden & Clinton:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLON LABE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  129. avatar Survivordude says:

    They have me surrounded. The poor bastards…

  130. avatar Cj says:

    This is actually a screenshot of Fallout New Vegas, before they took the vehicles out.

  131. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Bob was relieved when he realized he wasn’t paranoid. They really were out to get him.

  132. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Mostly they come at night…mostly.

  133. avatar jwm says:

    He had been warned. Told time and again. You never push the red button. Never.

  134. avatar Paul53 says:

    Self portrait by Chuck Norris, titled: “A Fair Fight”

  135. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “I’m deputy US Marshal Raylen Givens. If y’all will kindly put down your weapons and exit the vehicles, nobody’ll get hurt.”

  136. avatar jwm says:

    Shannon Watt’s security detail holding an exercise known as “Dog pile on the evil NRA man.”

  137. avatar jwm says:

    Ever have a song stuck in your head? Nags at you? Won’t go away?

    For some reason, today it’s Garry Owen. Go figure.

  138. avatar jwm says:


  139. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “…dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help me blow those little bastards straight to hell, amen.”

  140. avatar Canon says:

    Tiananmen Square, the Sequel.

  141. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    Obama pities the fool who uses guns.

  142. avatar NoID says:

    Steven Seagal is back to defend life, liberty, and the pursuit of more re-runs on TNT in BLM 2: Return to Bundy Ranch

  143. avatar Paul53 says:

    Maybe I bragged just a little too much about my 10mm Glock?

  144. avatar Jim says:

    The .500 S&W Magnum – effective on bears, mountain lions, helicopters, and tanks!

  145. avatar SittingElf says:

    Kim Jung Un executes another General who didn’t take notes of his sayings…..

  146. avatar jwm says:

    “There are bad days. And then there are legendary bad days. This was shaping up to be one of those.”

  147. avatar PeterK says:

    If we just could’ve gotten one more gun off the street.

  148. avatar Vitsaus says:

    “After the death of Curious George, the man in the yellow hat was never quite right again.”

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