Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 28, 2015 55 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Anti-Gunners Will Do Damn Near Anything to Prove Their Point Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Do What To Your Guns? Edition 55 COMMENTS Gun Grabber. Reply Know your target and WHAT’S BEHIND IT, mother-fracker!!! Reply Lady, you shouldn’t have told him to stick it in his ear… Reply SAY “COMPROMISE” ONE MORE TIME… Reply Nice… You read the Bible Ringo… 🙂 Reply Shoulda’ had a V8. Reply “Fred, when I said I’d do anything to be rid of this headache…” Reply I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it! You really do look good in poka dots! Reply If the NRA weren’t so powerful, this man would only be beating us to death. Sorry honey, Obama tried. But now this gun is going to kill us, and that man behind it is powerless to stop it. Reply My bad. You said consenting adults……. Reply Don’t let him kill me with a .38, anything bigger than a .38!! Reply You win! But I don’t think this was the compelling argument he was talking about. Reply Bowler hats! always Bowler hats, Christ Edwin, can’t you find anything to wear other than those stupid looking Bowler hats! Reply “Jane you ignorant slut” (Said in a Dan Aykroyd voice) Reply The full SNL ‘Weekend Update’ quote: “Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm.” Reply Is it….. Is it ….. Is it …… A gun??? I’d he win??? Reply Negotiating as pictured in Donald Trumps (alleged) mind. Reply Don’t worry my dear, this barrel feels like it’s too small for anything bigger than an air soft pistol. Reply I’m sorry, you didn’t know?? Breast feeding through the ear is the next big breakthrough! Reply That WAS a gun in your pocket. My bad…. Reply “Are you sure this is the only cure for hoplophobia?” Reply OK, Hillary, see, I want Bernie to win, see, so drop out of the race or Joe gets it, see. Reply You say you want to play Russian Roulette, and you’ve got 5 rounds in the gun? Reply One wrong move, and my thumb gets it! Reply Dr. Robinson’s patented ear wax removal system turned out to not be a commerical success. Reply Whaddaya mean I’m going to end my career playing an old schmuck in “Soylent Green?” Why, I oughtta plug both of you right now! Reply I was thinking something along those lines myself. Bravo for coming up with it! Reply You can’t shoot him, this is a gun-free zone! Reply I didn’t know Glock made revolvers? Reply She was always there to comfort him against the sight of poor trigger finger discipline. Reply “Hey! Rule 3, buddy!” Reply Edward, if you point that thing at me again I’m going to rip your eyeballs out! Reply “That feels like a Taurus bud, I’ll take my chances.” Reply None of my Tauruses… Reply Mine neither! Reply “Uncle Sam wants YOU!” Reply “And for better or for worse, I’m a reasoner. So I didn’t buy a gun, even though my family members insisted that I arm myself while living in a faraway land with a much higher violent crime rate than my hometown. Instead, I slept with a softball bat beside my bed. I figured, I might accidentally shoot a loved one with a gun but if an intruder is physically close enough to me that I can bludgeon them with a softball bat, then that’s their own fault. Yes, I see the flaws in that plan, too.” Reply I just gotta know…… did you fire five or six times? Or I’m from the press, is that a Glock brand Glock? Reply Dapper dude “It’s ok fella – I’ll just give you a shot and you’ll be fine” Lady “Are you sure you’re a doctor?!” Reply “Please don’t kill me with my own gun!” Reply Where’s your coppers NOOOWW Reply Lady, I need to know now, does he really believe mainstream media? Reply You got it all wrong, see. I said, “he needs a chest protector.” I didn’t tell you, Jane, to get a breast protector. Reply “Shoot him, he’s the one who said you dress like a Brony, I swear!” Reply “Miss, could you please move a little to the left?” Reply Sort of lacking in nuzzle discipline… Reply “He knows it is not your fault, Al. It is that evil gun your holding that made you do it. Put it down and we can go vote for Hillary together.” Reply This is what it looks like to break all 4 rules at once. Reply How Shannon Watts imagines herself. Reply But Senator Feinstein told us that if no one else was armed you would just drop your gun and leave. It’s common sense! Reply “You can’t shoot us now, I’ve pee’d myself and Bob has pooped in his pants. The rules say you now have to leave us alone!” “Naw see, I know the rules too, one of you has to vomit, see? And not that little spit up in your mouth vomit, see. I want full projectile vomit, see? Or I’ll plug you both and your little dog too” (Opps different movie) Reply He’s got Glaubners Disease Ma’m. I need to give him a shot to cure it. Now, this is going to sting a little bit……. Reply Are you sure that shot will fix his pain doctor? Reply “Would you shoot him already , I can’t hold him here much longer”. ” I’m trying , see , but the trigger on this double action revolver is 20 pounds “. Reply they’ll hear the report, and can smell the funyuns. i’ll just pop his head silently… Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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