Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Paul says:

    Gun Grabber.

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      Know your target and WHAT’S BEHIND IT, mother-fracker!!!

  2. avatar Jason says:

    Lady, you shouldn’t have told him to stick it in his ear…

  3. avatar Corpral_Agarn says:


    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

      Nice… You read the Bible Ringo… 🙂

  4. avatar Phil LA says:

    Shoulda’ had a V8.

  5. avatar MSgtB says:

    “Fred, when I said I’d do anything to be rid of this headache…”

  6. avatar Gunr says:

    I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it! You really do look good in poka dots!

  7. avatar Youzernayme says:

    If the NRA weren’t so powerful, this man would only be beating us to death. Sorry honey, Obama tried.
    But now this gun is going to kill us, and that man behind it is powerless to stop it.

  8. avatar jwm says:

    My bad. You said consenting adults…….

  9. avatar GRDRANE says:

    Don’t let him kill me with a .38, anything bigger than a .38!!

  10. avatar Bryan says:

    You win! But I don’t think this was the compelling argument he was talking about.

  11. avatar Gunr says:

    Bowler hats! always Bowler hats, Christ Edwin, can’t you find anything to wear other than those stupid looking Bowler hats!

  12. avatar WS in SC says:

    “Jane you ignorant slut”
    (Said in a Dan Aykroyd voice)

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      The full SNL ‘Weekend Update’ quote:

      “Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm.”

  13. avatar Pete in Alaska says:

    Is it….. Is it ….. Is it …… A gun???
    I’d he win???

  14. avatar Paul53 says:

    Negotiating as pictured in Donald Trumps (alleged) mind.

  15. avatar Gunr says:

    Don’t worry my dear, this barrel feels like it’s too small for anything bigger than an air soft pistol.

  16. avatar Gunr says:

    I’m sorry, you didn’t know?? Breast feeding through the ear is the next big breakthrough!

  17. avatar peirsonb says:

    That WAS a gun in your pocket. My bad….

  18. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    “Are you sure this is the only cure for hoplophobia?”

  19. avatar RockThisTown says:

    OK, Hillary, see, I want Bernie to win, see, so drop out of the race or Joe gets it, see.

  20. avatar Gunr says:

    You say you want to play Russian Roulette, and you’ve got 5 rounds in the gun?

  21. avatar Chris Erickson says:

    One wrong move, and my thumb gets it!

  22. avatar jwm says:

    Dr. Robinson’s patented ear wax removal system turned out to not be a commerical success.

  23. avatar Ralph says:

    Whaddaya mean I’m going to end my career playing an old schmuck in “Soylent Green?” Why, I oughtta plug both of you right now!

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      I was thinking something along those lines myself. Bravo for coming up with it!

  24. avatar Bill says:

    You can’t shoot him, this is a gun-free zone!

  25. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    I didn’t know Glock made revolvers?

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    She was always there to comfort him against the sight of poor trigger finger discipline.

  27. “Hey! Rule 3, buddy!”

  28. avatar Charlie says:

    Edward, if you point that thing at me again I’m going to rip your eyeballs out!

  29. avatar GRW says:

    “That feels like a Taurus bud, I’ll take my chances.”

    1. avatar Dustin says:

      None of my Tauruses…

      1. avatar Gunr says:

        Mine neither!

  30. avatar Dustin says:

    “Uncle Sam wants YOU!”

  31. avatar Model 31 says:

    “And for better or for worse, I’m a reasoner.

    So I didn’t buy a gun, even though my family members insisted that I arm myself while living in a faraway land with a much higher violent crime rate than my hometown. Instead, I slept with a softball bat beside my bed. I figured, I might accidentally shoot a loved one with a gun but if an intruder is physically close enough to me that I can bludgeon them with a softball bat, then that’s their own fault.

    Yes, I see the flaws in that plan, too.”

  32. avatar RunnerzDad says:

    I just gotta know…… did you fire five or six times?


    I’m from the press, is that a Glock brand Glock?

  33. avatar An English Person says:

    Dapper dude “It’s ok fella – I’ll just give you a shot and you’ll be fine”
    Lady “Are you sure you’re a doctor?!”

  34. avatar jwm says:

    “Please don’t kill me with my own gun!”

  35. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    Where’s your coppers NOOOWW

  36. avatar President Putin says:

    Lady, I need to know now, does he really believe mainstream media?

  37. avatar 505markf says:

    You got it all wrong, see. I said, “he needs a chest protector.” I didn’t tell you, Jane, to get a breast protector.

  38. avatar nynemillameetuh says:

    “Shoot him, he’s the one who said you dress like a Brony, I swear!”

  39. avatar Cj says:

    “Miss, could you please move a little to the left?”

  40. avatar tmm says:

    Sort of lacking in nuzzle discipline…

  41. avatar Ken A says:

    “He knows it is not your fault, Al. It is that evil gun your holding that made you do it. Put it down and we can go vote for Hillary together.”

  42. avatar some dude says:

    This is what it looks like to break all 4 rules at once.

  43. avatar Another Robert says:

    How Shannon Watts imagines herself.

  44. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    But Senator Feinstein told us that if no one else was armed you would just drop your gun and leave. It’s common sense!

    1. avatar bontai joe says:

      “You can’t shoot us now, I’ve pee’d myself and Bob has pooped in his pants. The rules say you now have to leave us alone!”

      “Naw see, I know the rules too, one of you has to vomit, see? And not that little spit up in your mouth vomit, see. I want full projectile vomit, see? Or I’ll plug you both and your little dog too” (Opps different movie)

  45. avatar Paul53 says:

    He’s got Glaubners Disease Ma’m. I need to give him a shot to cure it. Now, this is going to sting a little bit…….

  46. avatar Paul53 says:

    Are you sure that shot will fix his pain doctor?

  47. avatar mark s. says:

    “Would you shoot him already , I can’t hold him here much longer”.
    ” I’m trying , see , but the trigger on this double action revolver is 20 pounds “.

  48. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    they’ll hear the report, and can smell the funyuns. i’ll just pop his head silently…

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