Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    You bes’ not be eyein’ my tassles!

    1. avatar Pheminista says:

      ZOMG! Trigger warning….

  2. avatar Chris says:

    Katy Perry now: “I should have pulled the trigger…”

    1. avatar C says:

      Everyone else: “She should have pulled the trigger.”

  3. Wait, this is a dream catcher, not a nightmare catcher. My dream was of a white girl so i could get some pink. Not a white girl in pink trying to get me!

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Everybody in the barber shop just looked at me for laughing.
      Thanks Michael

  4. avatar Bill Johnson says:

    Katy demonstrates the “modified Perry stance”

  5. avatar the ruester says:

    “Social Justice Porn”

  6. avatar B says:

    This is now my fetish.

  7. No, wait! This isn’t war paint! I cry blood. The blood of a thousand souls done in at the hands of evil. Innocent babies and kittens and puppies. You do like puppies? Yes?

    1. avatar Gary Schulze says:

      Sounds like something Russell would say. Winner.

  8. avatar TheBear says:

    Thou shalt have no other cowgirls before me.

  9. avatar cmac890 says:

    “I am perfectly aware of Rule Number 2.”

  10. I play a mean wash board. Want me to do a number?

    Editor’s note: This works with Indians but try that joke on a black fellow and all hell breaks loose.

  11. Hands up! Tell me, are you really a savage?

  12. avatar DickDanger says:

    Russell Brand in Red Face? Isn’t that racist?

  13. avatar Justin says:

    “Just put your mouth on it.”

  14. avatar William says:

    Does everyone always have to follow the 4 rules of gun safety? What about just this once?

  15. avatar Gunr says:

    You lower gun! Shoot’m new type bullet proof vest!

  16. avatar Justin says:

    Well tickle me pink

  17. If you try to EXPLETIVE DELETED me, I will be forced to shoot! Now my aim is horrible. Pa says I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. So the chances of me hitting you are not good…not good at all. As a matter of fact, this gun ain’t even loaded. But don’t you dare EXPLETIVE DELETED me!

  18. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Dear Penthouse,
    I was harvesting some maize for the banquet last night when the strangest thing happened.
    I’m sorry, Deputy. I can’t pay the horrible Native disguise fine. Can we work something else out? _wink wink_

    – or however else this obvious racial role-play porn scenario would play out.

  19. avatar Justin says:

    “I said you looked thick. It’s a compliment in the rap communitiy.”

  20. avatar Gunr says:

    Bet squaw doesn’t know fire stick must be cocked before bang bang!

  21. avatar dh34 says:

    Whoa there kimosabette!!!! It’s a joke…I say, “do you have any Apache in you?” and when you say “no”, I say “Would you like some?”

  22. avatar Paul53 says:

    A Native American sees flaws with their lax immigration policy.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      That was bad…really bad. (Made me laugh.)

  23. avatar Jason says:

    And that’s how it came to be called Camp Perry.

  24. avatar Jimmy Harding says:

    Don’t miss the next installment of Pinky and the Backyard Body Armor Tests!

    1. avatar jsallison says:

      Is that FPSRussia? He asked ambiguously.

  25. avatar i4pple says:

    The PG version of the Trail of Years. Brought to you by the Democratic Party of 1830.

    “Disarm yourselves and come peacefully…You can trust the government to take care of you now.”

  26. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Stroke my ropes did not mean what you thought it did.

  27. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    No… No… You don’t look fat in those pants… I asked if you would like to dance…

  28. avatar Eric says:

    Even though a gun has been drawn, nobody will be shot. But, there will be a stabbing….

  29. avatar Jeff says:

    “Toy Story 4” was Disney’s first epic failure at bringing their animated features to live action.

  30. avatar Tom396 says:

    “I know what you’re thinking. Was it five shots or was it six?”

  31. avatar JWM says:

    Date night at my house has been known to get wilder than this. Klingon sex is just plain hazardous.

  32. avatar Rick K says:


  33. avatar rammerjammer says:

    Does this outfit make me look fat?

  34. avatar Rick K says:

    I know I’m an obnoxious, opinionated British blowhard, but isn’t blowing my head of a bit extreme?

  35. avatar Stephen Rivera says:

    “Stick ‘m up!”

    (British accent)
    “Sorry, can only get me hands up at the moment. I’m shy like that, Katie!”

  36. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Suck *that*? No, you suck on *this*!”

  37. avatar dirk diggler says:

    Dirk and Shannon role playing on a Friday nite

  38. avatar AMJr says:

    Thank Heavens it’s finally over.

  39. avatar bob says:

    Me thought pink pistol meant sumtin else.

  40. avatar Sean N says:

    “That FNS-9C isn’t worth my dignity, limey!”

  41. avatar Mighty Mo says:

    Only these two could disparage Native Americans, Cowboys, women, gun owners, good taste, fashion sense, and common decency with one photo.

    1. avatar C.S. says:

      It couldn’t be worse than watching Texas Rising on the “History” Channel, you’d have to add Mexicans, Tejanos, Cajuns, …

  42. avatar AaronW says:

    “Mother told me, yes she told me, I’d meet girls like you…”

  43. avatar Isaac says:

    Hipster White Guilt

  44. avatar KCK says:

    Kemosabe, does this mean I have to call you Caitlyn from now on?

  45. avatar BigD says:

    “You said you’d pull out!”

  46. avatar A Hill says:

    You are under arrest for looking like an idiot while wearing another culture’s dress like a joke costume.

    (I’m glad by the majority of answers here, that POTG can see how offensive this is to some)

  47. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    OK, You win.

  48. avatar Felix says:

    Sara Tipton lets the local LGS know she doesn’t appreciate patronizing attitudes.

  49. avatar eugene says:

    Missy, is that a concealed carry pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  50. avatar Glen says:

    No, I do not want to see your “totem pole”.

  51. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    You’re right. This marriage was a terrible idea!

  52. avatar Grant says:

    That’s racist.

    1. avatar Grant says:

      Hold on, I’ve just been informed that Katy and Russell are liberals. So this is just fine.

  53. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Pew Pew Life by day.

    Sexy-Playtime-Freak by night.

  54. avatar Matt W says:

    “You mean you have never heard ‘When the red river is flowing, take the Hershey highway’? My bad I thought you would be into it….”

  55. avatar Naught Forya says:

    “Not what I was expecting when John Mayer said he’d take me to his ranch to hunt gophers.”

    With that out of the way RF, wth were you doing on that website? The article from the picture is crucifying Katy Perry for not respecting the cultural heritage of others. She even played the Hiroshima card. From “Geishas, Cowboys, Indians, and Skinning People for the Sake of Fashion: Katy Perry’s Racism Knows No Bounds, By Ruth Hopkins”:

    “So what’s the big deal? It’s just a kimono. It’s not like Americans killed Japanese before, right? Cut to 1945- when approximately 100,000-150,000 Japanese citizens were killed instantly when an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima”

  56. avatar Some Dude says:

    When me ask-um great spirit for white girl to show me her pink things, this not what me had-um in mind.

  57. avatar Shwiggie says:

    “You’ll take those disease-covered blankets, and you’ll LIKE it!”

  58. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Alright, what’d you two idiots do with the biker, the cop and the construction worker?

  59. avatar Katy says:

    That is nice. Now that you’ve shown me your pink pistol, I’ll show you mine.

    As an aside, I never thought I’d see the day that I could go to TTAG and have the comments make me wonder if I accidentally end up on TMZ. I don’t know if I could pick Katie Perry out of a line up of one.

  60. avatar Bob says:

    “No, Bruce, this is Not going to get us our own TV reality show. Why don’t you try the trans-gender angle, and see how they like that.”

  61. avatar Forrestt C. says:

    Just pull the trigger already!

  62. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Bury his “ART” at Wounded Knee

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