Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 5, 2015 70 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Best Case Scenario Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Thanksgiving Party Game Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Get Outta Here With That Noise Edition 70 COMMENTS You bes’ not be eyein’ my tassles! Reply ZOMG! Trigger warning…. Reply Katy Perry now: “I should have pulled the trigger…” Reply Everyone else: “She should have pulled the trigger.” Reply Wait, this is a dream catcher, not a nightmare catcher. My dream was of a white girl so i could get some pink. Not a white girl in pink trying to get me! Reply Everybody in the barber shop just looked at me for laughing. Thanks Michael Reply Katy demonstrates the “modified Perry stance” Reply “Social Justice Porn” Reply This is now my fetish. Reply No, wait! This isn’t war paint! I cry blood. The blood of a thousand souls done in at the hands of evil. Innocent babies and kittens and puppies. You do like puppies? Yes? Reply Sounds like something Russell would say. Winner. Reply Thou shalt have no other cowgirls before me. Reply “I am perfectly aware of Rule Number 2.” Reply I play a mean wash board. Want me to do a number? Editor’s note: This works with Indians but try that joke on a black fellow and all hell breaks loose. Reply Hands up! Tell me, are you really a savage? Reply Russell Brand in Red Face? Isn’t that racist? Reply “Just put your mouth on it.” Reply Does everyone always have to follow the 4 rules of gun safety? What about just this once? Reply You lower gun! Shoot’m new type bullet proof vest! Reply Well tickle me pink Reply If you try to EXPLETIVE DELETED me, I will be forced to shoot! Now my aim is horrible. Pa says I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. So the chances of me hitting you are not good…not good at all. As a matter of fact, this gun ain’t even loaded. But don’t you dare EXPLETIVE DELETED me! Reply Dear Penthouse, I was harvesting some maize for the banquet last night when the strangest thing happened. -OR- I’m sorry, Deputy. I can’t pay the horrible Native disguise fine. Can we work something else out? _wink wink_ – or however else this obvious racial role-play porn scenario would play out. Reply “I said you looked thick. It’s a compliment in the rap communitiy.” Reply Bet squaw doesn’t know fire stick must be cocked before bang bang! Reply Whoa there kimosabette!!!! It’s a joke…I say, “do you have any Apache in you?” and when you say “no”, I say “Would you like some?” Reply A Native American sees flaws with their lax immigration policy. Reply That was bad…really bad. (Made me laugh.) Reply And that’s how it came to be called Camp Perry. Reply Don’t miss the next installment of Pinky and the Backyard Body Armor Tests! Reply Is that FPSRussia? He asked ambiguously. Reply The PG version of the Trail of Years. Brought to you by the Democratic Party of 1830. “Disarm yourselves and come peacefully…You can trust the government to take care of you now.” Reply Stroke my ropes did not mean what you thought it did. Reply No… No… You don’t look fat in those pants… I asked if you would like to dance… Reply Even though a gun has been drawn, nobody will be shot. But, there will be a stabbing…. Reply “Toy Story 4” was Disney’s first epic failure at bringing their animated features to live action. Reply “I know what you’re thinking. Was it five shots or was it six?” Reply Date night at my house has been known to get wilder than this. Klingon sex is just plain hazardous. Reply Y-M-C-A Reply Does this outfit make me look fat? Reply I know I’m an obnoxious, opinionated British blowhard, but isn’t blowing my head of a bit extreme? Reply “Stick ‘m up!” (British accent) “Sorry, can only get me hands up at the moment. I’m shy like that, Katie!” Reply “Suck *that*? No, you suck on *this*!” Reply Dirk and Shannon role playing on a Friday nite Reply Thank Heavens it’s finally over. Reply Me thought pink pistol meant sumtin else. Reply “That FNS-9C isn’t worth my dignity, limey!” Reply Only these two could disparage Native Americans, Cowboys, women, gun owners, good taste, fashion sense, and common decency with one photo. Reply It couldn’t be worse than watching Texas Rising on the “History” Channel, you’d have to add Mexicans, Tejanos, Cajuns, … Reply “Mother told me, yes she told me, I’d meet girls like you…” Reply Hipster White Guilt Reply Kemosabe, does this mean I have to call you Caitlyn from now on? Reply “You said you’d pull out!” Reply You are under arrest for looking like an idiot while wearing another culture’s dress like a joke costume. (I’m glad by the majority of answers here, that POTG can see how offensive this is to some) Reply OK, You win. Reply Sara Tipton lets the local LGS know she doesn’t appreciate patronizing attitudes. Reply Missy, is that a concealed carry pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Reply No, I do not want to see your “totem pole”. Reply You’re right. This marriage was a terrible idea! Reply That’s racist. Reply Hold on, I’ve just been informed that Katy and Russell are liberals. So this is just fine. Reply Pew Pew Life by day. Sexy-Playtime-Freak by night. Reply “You mean you have never heard ‘When the red river is flowing, take the Hershey highway’? My bad I thought you would be into it….” Reply “Not what I was expecting when John Mayer said he’d take me to his ranch to hunt gophers.” With that out of the way RF, wth were you doing on that website? The article from the picture is crucifying Katy Perry for not respecting the cultural heritage of others. She even played the Hiroshima card. From “Geishas, Cowboys, Indians, and Skinning People for the Sake of Fashion: Katy Perry’s Racism Knows No Bounds, By Ruth Hopkins”: “So what’s the big deal? It’s just a kimono. It’s not like Americans killed Japanese before, right? Cut to 1945- when approximately 100,000-150,000 Japanese citizens were killed instantly when an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima” Reply When me ask-um great spirit for white girl to show me her pink things, this not what me had-um in mind. Reply “You’ll take those disease-covered blankets, and you’ll LIKE it!” Reply Alright, what’d you two idiots do with the biker, the cop and the construction worker? Reply That is nice. Now that you’ve shown me your pink pistol, I’ll show you mine. As an aside, I never thought I’d see the day that I could go to TTAG and have the comments make me wonder if I accidentally end up on TMZ. I don’t know if I could pick Katie Perry out of a line up of one. Reply “No, Bruce, this is Not going to get us our own TV reality show. Why don’t you try the trans-gender angle, and see how they like that.” Reply Just pull the trigger already! Reply Bury his “ART” at Wounded Knee Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.