Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar SCW says:

    Wash deez nutz…or else.

  2. avatar Mark N. says:

    “If you’re gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk!”
    Oh wit, that was a different movie…

    1. avatar B Fitts says:

      Dang beat me to it…greatest spaghetti western ever.

    2. avatar Grant says:

      Knew that was going to be used within the first four comments.

  3. avatar Joe R. says:


    ‘the right to keep and bear arms, a nice hot bath, a cigar, and tea’ was later amended in Constitutional Committee.’

  4. avatar Winningstads says:

    STOP LAUGHING!!! This water is cold…

  5. avatar jim says:

    What you don’t like the smell from the bubbles I make?

  6. avatar Hello says:

    Yeah, so now you know I am compensating. Keep yer yapped shut about it.

  7. avatar Gunr says:

    I told you I wanted cream in my coffee!

  8. avatar Mecha75 says:

    See! I do bathroom carry.

  9. avatar Gunr says:

    Don’t I get Rubber Ducky service on this cruise!

  10. avatar Danny C-W says:

    “Single-action you’re the one
    You make bath time lots of fun
    Single-action I’m awfully fond of you

    Single-action joy of joys
    When I squeeze you, you make noise
    Single-action you’re my very best friend it’s true”

    1. avatar Dustin says:

      You are reading this in Kermit the Frog voice…

      1. avatar 80 D says:

        That would be Ernie’s voice….

  11. avatar Ralph says:

    Talk about my distal joint one more time and I’ll shoot you.

  12. avatar Jason says:

    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, Han.

  13. avatar Virginia Gunner says:

    No mister, I have never seen Brokeback Mountain, and when I said there isn’t room enough for two in this here saloon tub, I meant it.

  14. avatar Phil LA says:


  15. avatar Sammy says:

    It’s my water pistol.

  16. avatar Javier says:

    Guns don’t kill people. Cigarettes do.

  17. avatar JWM says:

    gawd dammed cock a roaches. Say hello to my little friend.

    I know, wrong movie. But Glenn Ford was shooting at cock roaches in this scene.

  18. avatar Cliff H says:

    Go ahead, give me the lecture about trigger discipline one more time.

  19. avatar the ruester says:

    “You don’t want to mess with me, kid; one more rowdy beer fart and the ATF gets involved.”

  20. avatar JasonM says:

    “I asked if I could hold your duck. Your DUCK!”

  21. avatar Paul53 says:

    Don’t make a move, I’ve got 2 weapons aimed at ya!

  22. avatar rogerthat says:

    I said, Pick Up That Soap…

  23. avatar Rick K says:

    What one thing doesn’t belong in the bathtub?…No wait, never mind!

  24. avatar Gunr says:

    Dam! Stuck to the bottom of the tub again, got keep my mouth shut and quit coughing!

  25. avatar Javier says:

    After washing don’t forget to lube.

  26. avatar kapeltam says:

    Always carry. Carry everywhere.

  27. avatar Mack Bolan says:

    Arm yourselves men! There’s a Nazi U-boat in these waters! I just saw a periscope…

  28. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    What’s a man gotta do to enjoy some peace and quiet anymore? With all these morality laws this is the only place left in California that I can carry a gun or smoke! Next you’ll be telling me I can’t take my Earl Grey outside because the caffeine will rile up the kids!

  29. avatar nynemillameetuh says:

    Rub a dub dub, one wrong move and you’re worm grub.

  30. avatar Mecha75 says:

    I am not the only one who plays with his pistol in the tub! What? TMI?

  31. avatar Brian says:

    “I said where’s Mr. Froggy!”
    (From blazing saddles)

    1. avatar Troutbum5 says:


  32. avatar Gbo says:

    Get back in the kitchen and make me a SANDWICH!!!

    1. avatar Paul53 says:

      It’s spelled “sammich!”

  33. avatar Model66 says:

    Maritime cups aren’t my cup o’ tea.

  34. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    -You mean to tell me this is a gun free bath house?
    -I was told there would be luffa!
    -My chest is as hairy as senator Feinsteins? Thems fightin words!

  35. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    Because I couldn’t figure out how to ON BODY carry in the tub.

  36. avatar Jeff says:

    Oh shoot, I thought this was my lighter!!!

  37. avatar Rog Uinta says:

    “I love it when a plan comes together.”

  38. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “This is my weapon, believe me, you don’t want to see my gun “.

  39. avatar Paul53 says:

    I said pull the PLUG! P L U G!

  40. avatar Federico says:

    That’s how I clean my guns.

  41. avatar Bud says:

    “You washed your what with my luffa?”

    ( from the Movie “Cowboy” with Glenn Ford and Jack Lemmon, a great movie)

  42. avatar An English Person says:

    Get my toe out of the tap or get out of my bathroom

  43. avatar mike oregon says:

    I said” black 2 sugars” .

  44. avatar k42 in WA says:

    “This is my lead bubble blower, it blows lead bubbles”

  45. avatar dh34 says:

    I’m sorry it bothers you Mr. Bloomberg, but this is the Smoking section.

  46. avatar Ben says:

    Bossin, like a boss-cause Murica.

  47. avatar Michigunner says:

    I thought I told you to quit askin’ where all these bubbles keep comin’ from…

  48. avatar John L. says:

    No it’s not an SPP-1 … why do you ask?

  49. avatar Tom396 says:

    “One of the original SEAL recruitment posters”

  50. avatar Gooey says:

    It’s a 12 inch barrel!!

  51. avatar Red in Texas says:

    If you flush the toilet one more time……

  52. avatar Simon Jester says:

    WABBIT season, son. It’s never Ducky season around these parts.

  53. avatar Grant says:

    Don’t try to stop me this time, Smee.

  54. avatar Ewww, and Oh no!!! says:

    Put your clothes back on Hilary. It ain’t gonna happen. And for the love of God, who told you a thong was a good idea????

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      You just made me puke!

  55. avatar Stogie says:

    “I said I wanted big foamy bubbles dammit!”

  56. avatar rt-texas says:

    “Get back over here, I expect my bath time story to have a happy ending”.

  57. avatar Thewaliford says:

    Put all the bubbles in the bath and nobody gets hurt

  58. avatar Fred Johnson says:

    If you say “shrinkage” just one more time . . .

  59. avatar Anaxis says:

    The hardware store guy said these bullets are water-proof, and I’ve been waiting to test them out….. Mind explaining where you’ve been, and why you smell like a cheap beantown gigolo?

  60. avatar A-Game says:

    Stay out of my tub RF! This coffee is for men only!

  61. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “(Bubbles…) Ahhhhhhhh, Yes!”

    Jacuzzi in the 1800’s…

  62. avatar Anonymoose says:

    “Pass me the shampoo, please.”

  63. avatar 2AMexican says:

    “What are you waiting for? This taint ain’t gonna wash itself”

  64. avatar Tominator says:

    Yes, it’s Frog Lube…..

  65. avatar David Markland says:

    Can someone get me a different lighter,this one hurts

  66. avatar Wacked says:

    Hand off my weenie!

  67. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    “My name is Tom Reece and I approve of this message.”

  68. avatar JWM says:

    Home carry means home carry, people!

  69. avatar John in Ohio says:

    This back ain’t gonna scrub itself.

  70. avatar Draino says:

    No, Mr. Politician….I’m just a law abiding citizen trying to take a bath in peace….Or are you telling me that is unconstitutional also…???

  71. avatar Jerry T says:

    “Not only do I home carry, but I bubble bath carry as well.”

  72. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “I asked for cream in my coffee not in my bathwater.”

  73. avatar BBrecht says:

    Slowly now, pick up the soap……

  74. avatar Keeter Kid says:

    This says I can smoke anywhere I want!

  75. avatar AaronW says:

    Never leave the bubble jets running while taking a soak…the guy you fleeced at poker could be comin for ya, and you won’t hear the floorboards creak.

  76. avatar EJ says:

    I what you don’t see here is even bigger.

  77. avatar FlaResident says:

    As Robert always says “Home Carry! Always. Everywhere”

  78. avatar JWM says:

    “I don’t see why the other boys are so excited about playing with their guns in the bath. All it seems to do for me is rust my gun and ruin my shells.”

  79. avatar David says:

    It is sad when one has to pull out the colt .45 to get the wife to join you in the tub.

  80. avatar David says:

    while common in the 1800s this would now be classified as soooooo un-metrosexual.

  81. avatar John in Ohio says:

    Say ‘what’ again. I dare you.

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