Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 19, 2015 88 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Keep It Holstered Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Tactical Pooh Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s One High Cat Edition 88 COMMENTS Wash deez nutz…or else. Reply “If you’re gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk!” Oh wit, that was a different movie… Reply Dang beat me to it…greatest spaghetti western ever. Reply Knew that was going to be used within the first four comments. Reply KEEP AND BEAR EVERYTHING ‘the right to keep and bear arms, a nice hot bath, a cigar, and tea’ was later amended in Constitutional Committee.’ Reply STOP LAUGHING!!! This water is cold… Reply What you don’t like the smell from the bubbles I make? Reply Yeah, so now you know I am compensating. Keep yer yapped shut about it. Reply I told you I wanted cream in my coffee! Reply See! I do bathroom carry. Reply Don’t I get Rubber Ducky service on this cruise! Reply “Single-action you’re the one You make bath time lots of fun Single-action I’m awfully fond of you Single-action joy of joys When I squeeze you, you make noise Single-action you’re my very best friend it’s true” Reply You are reading this in Kermit the Frog voice… Reply That would be Ernie’s voice…. Reply Talk about my distal joint one more time and I’ll shoot you. Reply Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, Han. Reply No mister, I have never seen Brokeback Mountain, and when I said there isn’t room enough for two in this here saloon tub, I meant it. Reply (Bubbles) Reply It’s my water pistol. Reply Guns don’t kill people. Cigarettes do. Reply gawd dammed cock a roaches. Say hello to my little friend. I know, wrong movie. But Glenn Ford was shooting at cock roaches in this scene. Reply Go ahead, give me the lecture about trigger discipline one more time. Reply “You don’t want to mess with me, kid; one more rowdy beer fart and the ATF gets involved.” Reply “I asked if I could hold your duck. Your DUCK!” Reply Don’t make a move, I’ve got 2 weapons aimed at ya! Reply I said, Pick Up That Soap… Reply What one thing doesn’t belong in the bathtub?…No wait, never mind! Reply Dam! Stuck to the bottom of the tub again, got keep my mouth shut and quit coughing! Reply After washing don’t forget to lube. Reply Always carry. Carry everywhere. Reply Arm yourselves men! There’s a Nazi U-boat in these waters! I just saw a periscope… Reply What’s a man gotta do to enjoy some peace and quiet anymore? With all these morality laws this is the only place left in California that I can carry a gun or smoke! Next you’ll be telling me I can’t take my Earl Grey outside because the caffeine will rile up the kids! Reply Rub a dub dub, one wrong move and you’re worm grub. Reply I am not the only one who plays with his pistol in the tub! What? TMI? Reply “I said where’s Mr. Froggy!” (From blazing saddles) Reply Taggart! Reply Get back in the kitchen and make me a SANDWICH!!! Reply It’s spelled “sammich!” Reply Maritime cups aren’t my cup o’ tea. Reply -You mean to tell me this is a gun free bath house? -I was told there would be luffa! -My chest is as hairy as senator Feinsteins? Thems fightin words! Reply Because I couldn’t figure out how to ON BODY carry in the tub. Reply Oh shoot, I thought this was my lighter!!! Reply “I love it when a plan comes together.” Reply “This is my weapon, believe me, you don’t want to see my gun “. Reply I said pull the PLUG! P L U G! Reply That’s how I clean my guns. Reply “You washed your what with my luffa?” ( from the Movie “Cowboy” with Glenn Ford and Jack Lemmon, a great movie) Reply Get my toe out of the tap or get out of my bathroom Reply I said” black 2 sugars” . Reply “This is my lead bubble blower, it blows lead bubbles” Reply I’m sorry it bothers you Mr. Bloomberg, but this is the Smoking section. Reply Bossin, like a boss-cause Murica. Reply I thought I told you to quit askin’ where all these bubbles keep comin’ from… Reply No it’s not an SPP-1 … why do you ask? Reply “One of the original SEAL recruitment posters” Reply No! It’s a 12 inch barrel!! Reply If you flush the toilet one more time…… Reply WABBIT season, son. It’s never Ducky season around these parts. Reply Don’t try to stop me this time, Smee. Reply Put your clothes back on Hilary. It ain’t gonna happen. And for the love of God, who told you a thong was a good idea???? Reply You just made me puke! Reply “I said I wanted big foamy bubbles dammit!” Reply “Get back over here, I expect my bath time story to have a happy ending”. Reply Put all the bubbles in the bath and nobody gets hurt Reply If you say “shrinkage” just one more time . . . Reply The hardware store guy said these bullets are water-proof, and I’ve been waiting to test them out….. Mind explaining where you’ve been, and why you smell like a cheap beantown gigolo? Reply Stay out of my tub RF! This coffee is for men only! Reply “(Bubbles…) Ahhhhhhhh, Yes!” Jacuzzi in the 1800’s… Reply “Pass me the shampoo, please.” Reply “What are you waiting for? This taint ain’t gonna wash itself” Reply Yes, it’s Frog Lube….. Reply Can someone get me a different lighter,this one hurts Reply Hand off my weenie! Reply “My name is Tom Reece and I approve of this message.” Reply Home carry means home carry, people! Reply This back ain’t gonna scrub itself. Reply No, Mr. Politician….I’m just a law abiding citizen trying to take a bath in peace….Or are you telling me that is unconstitutional also…??? Reply “Not only do I home carry, but I bubble bath carry as well.” Reply “I asked for cream in my coffee not in my bathwater.” Reply Slowly now, pick up the soap…… Reply This says I can smoke anywhere I want! Reply Never leave the bubble jets running while taking a soak…the guy you fleeced at poker could be comin for ya, and you won’t hear the floorboards creak. Reply I what you don’t see here is even bigger. Reply As Robert always says “Home Carry! Always. Everywhere” Reply “I don’t see why the other boys are so excited about playing with their guns in the bath. All it seems to do for me is rust my gun and ruin my shells.” Reply It is sad when one has to pull out the colt .45 to get the wife to join you in the tub. Reply while common in the 1800s this would now be classified as soooooo un-metrosexual. Reply Say ‘what’ again. I dare you. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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