Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a LaserMax Micro Red Laser



Enter the best caption by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a LaserMax Micro red rail-mounted laser.


  1. avatar Don Urbatsch says:

    Despite his many detractors. Che Guevara was a man of the people and sponsored schools for the rural children.

    1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

      …and murdered tens of thousands of people, about a thousand with his own hand.

      There are no mitigating factors when considering tyrants. You could say the same thing about the Islamic State, Boko Harem, and just about every other terrorist organization.

      1. avatar Don Urbatsch says:

        Lighten up Francis. It was a joke. The whole point of the caption contest.

        1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

          Ah… sad thing is he has plenty of apologists.

  2. avatar TomD in CO says:

    Garand-Daddy and Carbine-Son

  3. avatar Mark says:

    Che Guevara and his boy Checito getting ready for a full day of executing intellectuals.

  4. avatar AaronW says:

    Well, at least there’s hope that the next generation will have some goddamned trigger discipline.

  5. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Viva la Revolution!

  6. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Cat Stevens, Dictator for Life.

  7. avatar TheBear says:

    “Pinky, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      For the kids who have no idea what TheBear is talking about….


      1. avatar Former Water Walker says:

        “Try to take over the world”…

    2. avatar Pinky says:

      I do, Brain, but where are we gonna find 250 kilos of margarine at this hour?

      1. avatar Phil LA says:


    3. avatar kahless1984 says:

      “I think so brain, but me and pippi longstocking? What would the children look like?”
      Love that show.

      1. avatar TheBear says:

        I am just glad so many people got the reference. 🙂

        I never win anything but I’d really like to get ahold of this laser for my gf. She has been looking at lasers for a while to go on her Walther.

  8. avatar Gunr says:

    Daddy, can you convert this to an 30.06 like yours?

  9. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    What do you mean you’re not Che?!?

  10. avatar Ron says:

    But i dont want to join the military dad

  11. avatar Rob M says:

    And you sons of bitches think your going to take over the US with these relics?

  12. avatar JohnF says:

    Daddy, why is your M1 so much bigger than mine?

  13. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Son, if she demands just *one* more time…”

  14. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Barry Gibb and son- before the Australian gun grab.

  15. avatar Dan F says:

    “You’ll grow into it just like I did… now be quiet and smile for the camera.”

  16. avatar Dante says:

    Home Security

    No bells, no whistles, no problems.

  17. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Left: how antis picture the average gun owner; Right: how gun owners picture themselves.

  18. avatar mike reed says:

    Too bad a gun can’t REALLY go off by itself! Squeeze son, squeeze!

  19. avatar Paul G says:

    Look kid, let’s go 3 out of 5 and if you outshoot me this time I’ll shave and even get a haircut.

  20. avatar DisThunder says:

    I’ve got nothing clever for a caption, but the story behind that photo is a fascinating little piece of history, from an event even your more history-savvy guys know little about.

    1. avatar BugsInMyTeeth says:

      Just what might that fascinating little bit of history be?

      1. avatar Felix says:

        Click the picture, read the caption.

  21. avatar Gregolas says:

    After getting his brain, Scarecrow reorganized the Munchkin Militia.

  22. avatar Sean N says:

    A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate….. of naptime.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate….. of Demanding Moms.”

  23. Uncle Che, can I have a real rifle when I grow up?

  24. avatar steve wright says:

    Remember son, always practice gun safety or you will be behind those iron bars….

  25. avatar JWM says:

    *Sigh* I remember when you could mail order both those guns from a magazin add and have them delivered right to your door in the mail.

    I know why Iron Eyes Cody was shedding those tears now. And it had swwet f*xk all to do with litter.

  26. avatar S. Cautela says:

    In between Alexei’s bouts of hemophilia, Rasputin immersed the child prince in the world of surplus military rifles.

  27. avatar Big Pa's says:

    “Just goes to show you. The more things change, the more they stay the same”

  28. avatar Joel from PA says:

    “Oh yea I was open carry, when open carry wasn’t cool…..” Use same tune as Barbra Mandrell…..

  29. avatar Scott Kupper says:

    I don’t always advocate negligent discharges into revolutionaries, but when I do, I pay 6 year olds to do it…

  30. avatar Another Robert says:

    Yes, the little one gets the high-capacity carbine–he’s the brains of the outfit.

  31. avatar Kapeltam says:

    “Dad, wouldn’t we be better off with match grade, high ballistic-coefficient handloaded bullets instead of these surplus rounds?”

  32. avatar Sgt Frank says:

    “OK son let’s go overthrow a government or two.”

  33. avatar Ralph says:

    Little Herbie Skolnick from Miami was happy his parents took him on vacation to Cuba instead of Disneyland.

  34. avatar Tommy Kocker says:

    Raul and little Jose waiting to register their assault weapons on the steps of New York police station.

  35. avatar SD3 says:

    Step right up! Step right up!
    Shoot Che’ Gueverra in the face & win a prize!

  36. avatar Lance Farago says:

    Nice M-2

  37. avatar Eddie L. Bown says:


  38. avatar David says:

    “It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a rifle off one’s own porch”. “It is an even greater joy of home ownership to be shot by your three year old on one’s own porch”. If you don’t believe me, look at my eyes, I’m not joking hombre.

  39. avatar Steve says:

    He’s got the trigger discipline. Muzzle discipline, not so much.

  40. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Open carry for life biatch!

  41. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.

  42. avatar Red in Texas says:

    Che whaaaaaaat?

  43. avatar David says:

    “I was constipated for two weeks, and now…” ”Put the gun down son, put the gun down”.

  44. avatar CoolBreeze says:

    Say hello to MY little friend!!

  45. avatar chris says:

    You mean I’m gonna look like that when I grow up!?!

  46. avatar David says:

    Knowing that the slightest movement might set the kid off, Che used Morris Code to blink H-E-L-P. Unfortunately, Che had all the intellectuals shot, and none of his men could read or write let alone decipher Morris Code.

  47. avatar ShawnK says:

    A young Ted Cruz on a top secret mission to kill his father’s arch nemesis. Operation Don’t Che me bro!

  48. avatar William says:

    Gee Dad, when do I get a real gun like yours instead of this anemic little plinker firing a round little better than a pistol cartridge?

  49. avatar Sam The Man says:

    “That fella that is takin’ this picture sure got some purdy lips, don’t he, boy? “

  50. avatar derrickman says:

    Little Willie and Uncle Si waiting for the first day of duck season.

  51. avatar Bud says:

    “My son carries this POS American carbine of the inferior caliber while I arm myself with this American copy of the famous Soviet rifle designed by the Hero of the Soviet Union Garandski. The Americans would have been lost without Soviet engineering”

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Nice Chekov reference!

  52. avatar Andrew says:

    Where’d they get that fancy camera!?!?

  53. avatar rsalaud says:

    “Say Ches”

    1. avatar rsalaud says:

      “¡Say Ches!” 🙂

  54. avatar JT says:

    BRoGS: 2&4 failed.

  55. avatar Adam Corley says:

    Muzzle discipline, what’s that daddy?

  56. avatar Forrestt C. says:

    Try to feed me rice and beans again and I’ll shoot this guy, wait, it looks like he wants to get shot. MOM!!! Can we give the hobo a dollar?

  57. avatar charles martina says:

    One day son your beard and “gun” shall be as big as mine.

  58. avatar Michael S. says:

    “…Actually Marco, it’s clean shaven baby-faced guys with guns that kill people.” – Little Billy

  59. avatar Jc says:

    Dad: Ok so what’s Rule number one?
    Son: Don’t put your finger on the trigger until you ready to shoot.
    Dad:That’s my boy!

  60. avatar JT says:

    Hence, one this day we bring forth the Basic Rules of Gun Safety.

  61. avatar Cubbie says:

    Where’s a ND when you need one?!

  62. avatar Steve says:

    I thought you said he was going to be an apprentice BARISTA!

  63. avatar Brick says:

    Pictured: Che and his son, shortly after being told that Che’s picture will be all over the t-shirts of people who “really hate guns”.

  64. avatar wheelgun says:

    Press one to claim your inheritance…..

  65. avatar Rick K says:

    RPGs? We don’t need no steenkin’ RPGs.

  66. avatar Fred says:

    “Like father like son.”

  67. avatar GaPharmD says:

    “I never have time to fix this uniform while sitting guard duty! Could you just make a nice little button hole right here by the collar?”

  68. avatar Kawika says:

    “Mine’s bigger than yours.”

  69. avatar Adam says:

    A still from the unaired Leave It To Beaver starring Che Guevara episode.

  70. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “The M-1 does MY talking.” “What you said, Grampa!”

  71. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Yas…. Yourrr Son can take a picture with me… Halp me… Haaalp meee!!!

  72. avatar James69 says:

    Home Alone 4 : Havanna Nights

  73. avatar DV says:

    While Mom’s off “demanding action”, boys being boys.

  74. avatar Alex says:

    Teaching fascism one generation at a time

  75. avatar The Wanderer says:

    Are you sure the bus on the road to the White house stops here, Mr Cruz?

  76. avatar Paul53 says:

    Man, that sucks! I had FRIENDS on that battle star!

  77. avatar NoID says:

    These are my rifles,
    This is my son.
    I can’t take him hunting,
    ‘Cause these weigh a ton.

  78. avatar ThreeFiveSeven says:

    “This is my weapon. This is my son. One is for fighting, the other for… Stop sweeping me, kid!”

  79. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “But Daddy! I wanted a dolly to play with, not a gun!”

  80. avatar navillus says:

    Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!

    Fielding Mellish: What’s the Spanish word for straitjacket?

  81. avatar TheBear says:

    Who won?

    1. avatar rsalaud says:

      Good question.

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