Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a LaserMax Micro Red Laser Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a LaserMax Micro Red Laser By Dan Zimmerman - March 27, 2015 97 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a LaserMax Micro red rail-mounted laser. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Tactical Pooh Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s One High Cat Edition Gun Meme of the Day: And Your Point Is? Edition 97 COMMENTS Despite his many detractors. Che Guevara was a man of the people and sponsored schools for the rural children. Reply …and murdered tens of thousands of people, about a thousand with his own hand. There are no mitigating factors when considering tyrants. You could say the same thing about the Islamic State, Boko Harem, and just about every other terrorist organization. Reply Lighten up Francis. It was a joke. The whole point of the caption contest. Reply Ah… sad thing is he has plenty of apologists. Garand-Daddy and Carbine-Son Reply Che Guevara and his boy Checito getting ready for a full day of executing intellectuals. Reply Well, at least there’s hope that the next generation will have some goddamned trigger discipline. Reply Viva la Revolution! Reply Cat Stevens, Dictator for Life. Reply Good one! Reply “Pinky, are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Reply For the kids who have no idea what TheBear is talking about…. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pinky+and+the+brain Reply “Try to take over the world”… Reply I do, Brain, but where are we gonna find 250 kilos of margarine at this hour? Reply NARF! Reply “I think so brain, but me and pippi longstocking? What would the children look like?” Love that show. Reply I am just glad so many people got the reference. 🙂 I never win anything but I’d really like to get ahold of this laser for my gf. She has been looking at lasers for a while to go on her Walther. Reply Daddy, can you convert this to an 30.06 like yours? Reply What do you mean you’re not Che?!? Reply But i dont want to join the military dad Reply And you sons of bitches think your going to take over the US with these relics? Reply Daddy, why is your M1 so much bigger than mine? Reply “Son, if she demands just *one* more time…” Reply Barry Gibb and son- before the Australian gun grab. Reply “You’ll grow into it just like I did… now be quiet and smile for the camera.” Reply Home Security No bells, no whistles, no problems. Reply Left: how antis picture the average gun owner; Right: how gun owners picture themselves. Reply Too bad a gun can’t REALLY go off by itself! Squeeze son, squeeze! Reply Look kid, let’s go 3 out of 5 and if you outshoot me this time I’ll shave and even get a haircut. Reply I’ve got nothing clever for a caption, but the story behind that photo is a fascinating little piece of history, from an event even your more history-savvy guys know little about. Reply Just what might that fascinating little bit of history be? Reply Click the picture, read the caption. Reply After getting his brain, Scarecrow reorganized the Munchkin Militia. Reply A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate….. of naptime. Reply “A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate….. of Demanding Moms.” Reply Uncle Che, can I have a real rifle when I grow up? Reply Remember son, always practice gun safety or you will be behind those iron bars…. Reply *Sigh* I remember when you could mail order both those guns from a magazin add and have them delivered right to your door in the mail. I know why Iron Eyes Cody was shedding those tears now. And it had swwet f*xk all to do with litter. Reply In between Alexei’s bouts of hemophilia, Rasputin immersed the child prince in the world of surplus military rifles. Reply “Just goes to show you. The more things change, the more they stay the same” Reply “Oh yea I was open carry, when open carry wasn’t cool…..” Use same tune as Barbra Mandrell….. Reply I don’t always advocate negligent discharges into revolutionaries, but when I do, I pay 6 year olds to do it… Reply Yes, the little one gets the high-capacity carbine–he’s the brains of the outfit. Reply “Dad, wouldn’t we be better off with match grade, high ballistic-coefficient handloaded bullets instead of these surplus rounds?” Reply “OK son let’s go overthrow a government or two.” Reply Little Herbie Skolnick from Miami was happy his parents took him on vacation to Cuba instead of Disneyland. Reply Raul and little Jose waiting to register their assault weapons on the steps of New York police station. Reply Step right up! Step right up! Shoot Che’ Gueverra in the face & win a prize! Reply Nice M-2 Reply MR. OBAMAs AND MR.BIDENs LATEST DISGUISE.FREE COKE FOR EVERYONE.RIGHT JOE!!! Reply “It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a rifle off one’s own porch”. “It is an even greater joy of home ownership to be shot by your three year old on one’s own porch”. If you don’t believe me, look at my eyes, I’m not joking hombre. Reply He’s got the trigger discipline. Muzzle discipline, not so much. Reply Open carry for life biatch! Reply Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges. Reply Che whaaaaaaat? Reply “I was constipated for two weeks, and now…” ”Put the gun down son, put the gun down”. Reply Say hello to MY little friend!! Reply You mean I’m gonna look like that when I grow up!?! Reply Knowing that the slightest movement might set the kid off, Che used Morris Code to blink H-E-L-P. Unfortunately, Che had all the intellectuals shot, and none of his men could read or write let alone decipher Morris Code. Reply A young Ted Cruz on a top secret mission to kill his father’s arch nemesis. Operation Don’t Che me bro! Reply Gee Dad, when do I get a real gun like yours instead of this anemic little plinker firing a round little better than a pistol cartridge? Reply “That fella that is takin’ this picture sure got some purdy lips, don’t he, boy? “ Reply Little Willie and Uncle Si waiting for the first day of duck season. Reply “My son carries this POS American carbine of the inferior caliber while I arm myself with this American copy of the famous Soviet rifle designed by the Hero of the Soviet Union Garandski. The Americans would have been lost without Soviet engineering” Reply Nice Chekov reference! Reply Where’d they get that fancy camera!?!? Reply “Say Ches” Reply “¡Say Ches!” 🙂 Reply BRoGS: 2&4 failed. Reply Muzzle discipline, what’s that daddy? Reply Try to feed me rice and beans again and I’ll shoot this guy, wait, it looks like he wants to get shot. MOM!!! Can we give the hobo a dollar? Reply One day son your beard and “gun” shall be as big as mine. Reply “…Actually Marco, it’s clean shaven baby-faced guys with guns that kill people.” – Little Billy Reply Dad: Ok so what’s Rule number one? Son: Don’t put your finger on the trigger until you ready to shoot. Dad:That’s my boy! Reply Hence, one this day we bring forth the Basic Rules of Gun Safety. Reply Where’s a ND when you need one?! Reply I thought you said he was going to be an apprentice BARISTA! Reply Pictured: Che and his son, shortly after being told that Che’s picture will be all over the t-shirts of people who “really hate guns”. Reply Press one to claim your inheritance….. Reply RPGs? We don’t need no steenkin’ RPGs. Reply “Like father like son.” Reply “I never have time to fix this uniform while sitting guard duty! Could you just make a nice little button hole right here by the collar?” Reply “Mine’s bigger than yours.” Reply A still from the unaired Leave It To Beaver starring Che Guevara episode. Reply “The M-1 does MY talking.” “What you said, Grampa!” Reply Yas…. Yourrr Son can take a picture with me… Halp me… Haaalp meee!!! Reply Home Alone 4 : Havanna Nights Reply While Mom’s off “demanding action”, boys being boys. Reply Teaching fascism one generation at a time Reply Are you sure the bus on the road to the White house stops here, Mr Cruz? Reply Man, that sucks! I had FRIENDS on that battle star! Reply These are my rifles, This is my son. I can’t take him hunting, ‘Cause these weigh a ton. Reply “This is my weapon. This is my son. One is for fighting, the other for… Stop sweeping me, kid!” Reply “But Daddy! I wanted a dolly to play with, not a gun!” Reply Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old! Fielding Mellish: What’s the Spanish word for straitjacket? Reply Who won? Reply Good question. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.