Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 7, 2014 51 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Post Views: 10 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: John Wick Pays the Tab Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Control Zombies Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Precious, Tasty Creatures 51 COMMENTS See Mary B. my gun is very clean. Oh, hi Mr. B ummm, just talking to your daughter about the weather. Reply See Mary B. my gun is very clean. Oh, hi Mr. B, ummm, just talking to your daughter about my rifle. FIFY – Cliff Reply American Zombie Gothic Apocalypse Reply Diane Feinstein’s first boyfriend breaks up with her saying “sleeping with this assault rifle would be more exciting than sex with you”. And now you know why she hates them. Reply Never taught a one armed lady how to shoot before, you ARE left handed, aren’t you? Reply “This is my rifle, this is my gun…” “Oh it’s OK, Paw, I was jes’ admirin’ his gun. I mean his rifle.” [I have a picture of my grandfather in a getup just like that. God that hat is lame.] Reply Yet it still looks better than the current army uniforms (both duty and dress). Reply Apparently, word about TTAG’s photo contest to win some Can Can Concealment gear got out so fast it managed to travel back in time. Reply “K-K-K-K Katy, oh beautiful Katy, your the only girl I adore!” http://youtu.be/8_J9kPQ8hwA Cruachan! Reply Great video! Was that 1915 surround sound? Reply JH C.! I served with him,,,did her,,,,too boney Reply It’s not just my hat that’s pointy. Reply Awww Bobbie-Sue quit lookin’ at the new recruits in our swimmin’ hole now. Reply The walking dead gets crazier every season Reply Olive Oyl before she discovered sailors. Reply You where in the navy for a short stint weren’t you? Reply No. But I grew up in a family of ex navy. 3 of whom were in Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7th, 1941. I don’t tell people my branch. All I say is that at one time I was a member of the American Legion and the VFW. Reply Ok so is that of anonymity reasons or just a weird quirk. Whilst attempting to persuade some young ruffians to begin painting the fence, a fetching young lady in incomplete fencing attire happened by. Distraction ensued. Reply Come on , Pelosi, you know you want it! Reply you can touch my gun if I can touch your Reply Yes, I married to the Corps first but this rifle does not have to sleep between us. Reply You have to shoot them in the head. Now watch while I demonstrate…. Reply Gomer Pyle & LuAnn Poovey – the early days. Reply She said it was going to be her or the rifle.. That was an easy choice. Reply Okay Norma Jean, just aim for the Kaiser’s testicles…. Reply The real reason Bill Clinton quit ROTC. Reply “This is my rifle, now, would you like to see my gun?” Reply Hehehe, dick jokes Reply To the camera holder: HE says-“Hell-they strangers on MY property with no invite from me.” SHE says-“Yep, n they got UUUGLY nekkid legs.” Reply “…The way your dad looked at it, that rifle was your birthright. He’d be damned if anyone was gonna put their greasy hands on his girl’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something…” Reply In his ass! Reply “…. He died of dysentery.” Reply A recently discovered deleted scene in which Dorothy and the scarecrow shoot flying monkeys down with an ’03. Reply I believe this is the cover of the book: How to Avoid Unwanted Advances Reply That rifle is an excellent method of stopping advances if you know what I mean. Reply Aww come on honey! I’ll give you this here rifle if you will show me more of your black socks. Reply Helen Keller taking an unfortunate walk while the drill team is practicing. Reply Happy Valentines Day Marie. We can go to the range before we get dinner. Reply She says the bayonet lug scares her… Reply “Here, take this, Mary Jean Bobbi Sue. I promise you you’ll be Queen of the Short Bus.” Reply Jed was reluctant at first, but Granny insisted he learn the fundamentals of running the M1 US Rifle. Reply Jack boots & flats – the perfect combination for cuttin’ a rug after a hard day on the range. Reply Would you ask Pa Kettle if you can shoot my gun sometime? Randy Reply both of these people are long gone but that rifle is probably as sweet as ever. Reply Grampa’s unwavering inability to talk about any other subject made certain that only one particular kind of girl would ever be willing to listen to him long enough to become interested. That’s Gramma on the right, of course, playing naive. She would regularly mop the floor with him at 600 yards. Reply “Oh, I do love a man in uniform…” Reply Take this, Jewel, and next time Swearingen tells you to mop the floor of the Gem, you let him have it! Reply “… could’a swore I unloaded it before I– By the way, wuz you fond of that cat?” Reply Even this young girl shot better than you maggots! Reply Helen? Helen! Oh what’s the use. She won’t be able to hit the broad side of a barn! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.