Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 6, 2013 75 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ h/t DrVino ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Made In America? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s How It Would Work Edition This Independence Day, You Do You 75 COMMENTS PULL! Reply Italian Clown Car Reply beat me to it! Reply “Should we get a bigger car, or a smaller gun, mates?” Reply In celebration of the glorious revolution, the communist party leaders decided to parade their most magnificent and enviable creation: the Carabinieri 112. The police model is seen above with its roaring 1.25L motor and a recently developed roof-top shooting port. Armor is to in added in later models. Reply Fiat 500 had just 500 c.c. two cylinder… with 1.25 l it would fly! Reply And there’s twenty more in the backseat! Reply Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo Reply To be read in the beat of the same European siren: Too Late, Too Late, Too Late… Reply Common sense measures taken to keep vehicles of war off our streets. Reply “Too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns….” Reply “Ay’a Tony! Lookatta me! Im’a da freakin POPE!” Reply “Now Amanda, you get back here right this second!” Reply “What do you mean you already arrested Dong?” Reply +1 Reply Should be able to squeeze more clowns in that car. Reply Due to budget cutbacks by the government the Italian Army was forced to remove the turrets from their Armed Personnel Carriers. Reply Absolutely incorrect statement. Iveco LMV armored vehicles “Lince”, exported across the world, will replace their existing turrets with remote control turrets. P.S. We are in Afghanistan because our “dear American friends” have asked…and now they deride us as well! Reply Georgio peddle faster. Reply That car is so small, I almost gave it the motorcycle wave. Reply Rispettare la mia authoritah!! Reply Lol. Italian Cartman. Reply US police agencies watch the roll out of the 2015 EPA approved Police Cruiser line. Reply NYPD squad car. Reply 500. cc’s or caliber? You make the call Reply Where’s the Beef????? Reply Officer Keystone won’t run over Mayor Quimby’s prize beagle with the MRAP ever again! Reply Who ever got the call, they didn’t speak Italian well. They asked for an “Armored” Car not “Armed” Car. Maybe the same word in Italian? Reply See? SWAT teams do need MRAPs. Here we see the alternative… Reply The post recession police states isn’t quite as scary. Reply I’m sorry. This one just has me at a loss for words altogether. Wow. Wheelgun Reply Lost in Translation: Italian S.W.A.T. responding to disturbance are told it will be a “media circus,” so they crammed the whole 12-man team into one tiny car. Reply Meep Meep Reply Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my bayonet Reply Detroit’s bankruptcy caused small changes throughout their government, including the police department. Reply New Federal grants now available for circus and carnival SWAT teams. Reply Those Open Carry guys have to be around here somewhere! Reply Security became tight along the yellow brick road after reports of a lion and tiger and bear! Oh my! They had yet to hear of flying monkeys!. Reply One Word: Sequestration Reply Pedal Faster! They’re Getting Away! Reply This may be the only country we are not sending our tax money to. If we were, the cop would be in a hummer… Reply And for backup they have a trained Chihuahua in the back. Reply Wrong country,…. Mexihole has the trained Attack Chihuahua’s – 15 for a Dollar or one lame one for a peso. Reply Luigi misread the prescription and took the whole bottle of viagra. He spent the rest of the day stuck in the moonroof. Reply “Faster Poppa Smurf, FASTER!” Reply Brat Patrol. Reply Urrà per cavalleria militari! Reply The new Italian Tank The “Carabinier 1”! Come equipped with a 12 gauge cannon and 360 degree field of fire. Reply Police militarization is getting out of hand. Reply Hey, we still got more car than 90% of the population here. Reply Queue the Benny Hill music. Reply shoot frontways for brakes, and rearwards for afterburners, right? Reply Kim Jong Un’s little man syndrome is beginning to make sense. Reply To make room in the budget for the new MRAP, Johnson county was forced to make tough decisions with the rest of their vehicle lineup. Reply Big Ben, Parliament… Reply Super Wops Armed Taxi Reply “I got shotgun! “ Reply “No you don’t. You got Beretta BM 59.” Reply The Chief said we had to either get smaller cars or smaller guns…..priorities are priorities man! Reply “Okay, I see the skid marks so I know somebody’s been “drifting” and I’m here to do something about it.” Reply Grand Theft Auto: Mario Kart. Coming soon from Rockstar Games. Reply Icelands SWAT team. Reply How dutch ovens are done italy. Reply It’s a carbine auto… Reply Today, the Italian State Police unveiled their latest SWAT vehicle, the Fiat 500+1, dubbed the “Kicka-Yu-Assa”. A police spokesman appreciated the desire to use a FIAT, bt expressed hope than in a few years they can at least get a four-seater. Reply Extremely surprised that nobody else has used this overused caption. Operator as Fu*k! Reply Piccione maledetto! Reply The Cobra Firearms float in the Tournament of Roses Parade. Reply “Stop leaning so far–we’ll tip over again.” Reply Fast, Law Enforcement Assault vehicle (FLEA) Weight: 536 Kilos (Dry Weight), 924 Kilos (Fueled, Crew & Weapons) Crew: 4 (Driver, Radio Operator, Tactical Member, Moon Roof Gunner) Speed: 90 KPH (Max) Range: 560 Kilometers Reply MEANWHILE, in Italy… Reply We’ll never catch up if you don’t stop shooting at them! Reply All I could hear was a calliope playing. I would like to see where the little trunk monkey rides. Reply This is an old Fiat 500, never been supplied to the Carabinieri and not even the new one. You can also see pictures of Carabinieri on board the Lotus Evora S, but even this is not a standard car. I hope that no one has really believed in this it Reply I’m looking at establishing my own personal web site. Could you provide me with a couple of tips? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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