Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 13, 2013 54 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 54 COMMENTS “I like my muskets like I like my moustache’s. Long, and brown.” Reply Wild Bills brother, Frank ” no hands” Cody, often reminisced while looking at his wedding photo. Reply His friends called him “Stumpy”. Reply Her hat, with its creepy pair of penetrating eyes, would put the pairs’ adversaries in a trance, while her husband cooly lined up his shot. Reply Origins of ‘Eastbound & Down’? Reply Freakin’ hipsters with the sepia filters on their camera phones. “Look at how ironically I’m holding this gun! I’ve got my hand over the muzzle!” Reply Thinking back, we were content, even without any “help” from the state. Reply Brain suckers in camouflage. Reply The last photo of the famous Stage Coach robbers Jane “Muppet-Eyes Hat” Watson and John Emmett “Hooker Boots” Smith. Reply I laughed my arse off! Had to scroll back up. Reply Winner Reply Oh my god – WINNER. Reply Surprisingly, cross-dressing was more socially acceptable in the 19th century than once thought. Reply Wuuuv… Twue wuv… (and one man’s very long…er…musket) is what bwings us togetha…today. Reply That’s inconceivable! Reply Stay frisky, my friend. Reply “My Man’s New Rapid Reload Musket is Big enough to go Bang Bang All Night long!! “ Reply Miss Kay’s wet dream… Reply Ma & Pa Kettle, the Frontier Years. Reply Cowboy action meets antique boardwalk photo shoppe! Reply The very first Gay Pride parade. San Francisco–1875. Reply hurry up and take the picture I gotta Pee…. Reply “You kin have mah mayun when you prah him from mah cold, daid finguhs.” Reply Holy Carp that guy’s hung! Reply Well, we know where your focus was. It’s okay, don’t ask, don’t tell. Reply This comment made me laugh so hard I actually cried. You win the Internet for today. Reply So what’s worse: the original post or the fact that I just spent a cool minute staring at the picture trying to figure out how he saw that? Reply It took me less than a second to see that the guy is very obviously dressing right. Either that or he’s got a zucchini in his pants. Reply Second, I was thinking the same thing but didn’t want to be “that guy!” Reply Have a picture from my honeymoon that looks just like that…. Reply GEE HON …. you shoulda bought the VersaMax instead …. Reply Oh, she does have two legs. I was convinced she didn’t. Reply Esmerelda was enraptured by the size of what’s his names gun. Reply I loves me a man who sports a Smokin Joe Biden’s home defense special… Reply “Oh Mark, you’re just the rugged man I was looking for,” said Mrs Gifford. Reply “Oh Wild Bill, can I try your long gun?” “Annie, anything for you, but take your time. Pull that trigger slow and easy.” Reply Who siad knee boots were just for women….my rifle will challenge those that disagree. Reply Um. That’s a shotgun. Reply Back when Chuck Norris would’ve just been another man in the woods. Reply A woman can always lean on her man for help. A man can always lean on his gun. Reply Reply Reminds me of Mars Attacks!. Reply I looked for a Mars Attacks clip but I couldn’t find the whole scene so I went with this one. Reply And here students we have one of the earliest known examples of camel toe caught in photo…historians have labeled this work moose hunter’s moose knuckle. Reply “We use L’Oreal Paris Advanced Haircare enriched with Hoppes Lubricating Oil. Because we’re worth it.” Reply You would have figured he would learned a lesson about muzzle awareness after what happened to Jane but, no. He had to tempt fate. Reply All this love talk, I got me a hard-on. You wanna see? Reply “Mongrel: The Hunter of Bounties” Coming to a nickelodeon nearest to you in the Year of our Lord 1903! Reply ” And this was the next step in the evolution of the redneck circa 1976. Also note that was the around the height of Kenny Rogers’ career.” Reply It’s good to see Travis Tritt is making public appearances again. Reply Who else wants a mustache ride? Reply Morgan Spurlock and Anonymous Vegan Lesbian try out life under Diane Feinstein’s new “allowed firearms” act. Reply Show my wife that Robert stole our picutre and she said, ‘where’s my gun?’ I said, right heeeerrrrreee! Pew pew pew!’ Reply Furry Beaver High School Prom King and Queen, Class of 1802. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.