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  1. Your guns ain’t no bigger ‘n mine. The horse is now mine………walk.

    The birth of horsejacking…………………..

  2. “See this nickel? I’ve got another for you if this baby is still spotless and parked out front when I get back.”

  3. “So you’re tryin ta tell me kids in the future won’t be allowed to pack a pistol at school? Get outta here!”

  4. “did you here that?”… “It sounds like the sound of a New Jersey SWAT team moving into breaching position”….

  5. Young Master Carrey, the doc said that because of that rare condition, this is as smart as you will ever get…

  6. Whadda ya say pardner? You and me get us a posse together and we go get us some of those two-faced gun grabbers?

  7. Once more. The clutch is on the left, the brake in the middle and the gas on the right. How did you ever get out of deputy school……….on the short blue bus?

  8. You tell ma and pa to sit tight. And I’ll ride my horse into town and get the posse.

  9. Badges? We don’t need no steenkeeng badges! We are so gonna get expelled, yep, time off from school, woohoo! Gotta poptart?

  10. The Good ol’ Days when boys were boys, police had common sense, and toy guns didn’t need orange muzzles.

  11. 1) Little Joe & Hoss – The Early Days.

    2) “You ate the last of the Cap’n Crunch – so get outta town by sundown, or else!”

    3) “Get mounted, Pilgrim, and let’s go after those bank robbers!”

    4) “Horse thievin’ is a hangin’ offense in these parts, so move along pardner.”

    5) “Always remember, a real cowboy never, ever leaves his herd.”

    6) “Tex, we don’t allow no red hats in this bunkhouse.”

  12. Sorry Billy, the democrats are calling us a menace because we are playing with ‘assault toys’, so we are being kicked out of kindergarten, assigned gender neutral attire (dress optional), an will be given medication.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  13. Jim Carey gets his first dressing down and is so humiliated he breaks from reality, becomes a clown, and hates anything to do with cowboys.

  14. March 29, 2013- Associated Press

    “The Facebook post, which showed a young child holding a Glock AK-47 semiautomatic assault revolver, let to the arrest of the boy’s father…”

  15. “I get the horse because I have the fanciest boots, PLUS I am wearing the black hat. So there.”

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