Home Fun and Games Weekend Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 10, 2011 32 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Give us your best shot. So to speak. The winner will get our sincere admiration and eternal Intertube fame. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Presenting The One Holster to Rule Them All Gun Meme of the Day: And He Let It Be Known Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Patches Hold it All Together Edition 32 COMMENTS Under the Taliban he and his conjoined twin would have been shunned. Here, finally, as part of the Afghan security force, was sweet vindication. Reply Hey Gallagher, check this out! Reply Department of Agriculture SWAT team on the job. Reply Unfortunately for Mohammad the Afghan version of the William Tell story suffered from some significant losses in translation. Reply +1 Reply “Hey Ahmed, remember that Hickok45 video?” Reply +1 Reply “Survivor Afghan” winner seen here with his sweet prize of a melon. Reply Hostage drill anyone? Reply Pakistani Army Private Melik Asfanjani shown here with his prize for having the best maintained weapon in the Army for the 2nd consecutive year. Private Asfanjani credits the purchase of a new wife for the wonderful condition: “She carries it inside her dress all year to protect it from the elements, so it is ready for the annual competition”. Reply I found the locals to be very hospitable. As the photo above shows, I was offered the choice of two melons to shoot, and a complimentary AK 47. Reply It started out as a pimple on my earlobe. Reply Said the melon. Reply “What goiter?” Reply “Me? I’m on my way to the range for our annual qualification. We have to bring our own targets though.” Reply “The AK is our regular weapon. This is what we carry if we have to go non-lethal.” Reply “Hey! Can anybody tell me where I can get a MOLLE pouch for this?” Reply “We have to carry this around all day as a decoy head for protection against Taliban snipers. Works only on average half the time though.” Reply I have one more about a lonely soldier but that might not be as appropriate here. Never mind – carry on… |:^} Reply “OK, Nabibullah! Remember that William Tell thing the American GI told us about — You go first …” Reply This is my melon, this is my gun… Reply If you hit the melon you could still eat it Reply I traded my camel for this stuff Reply I got the melon in exchange for a broken, Jennings .22 as part of the Bagdad gun buy back program Reply Sign a 4 year contract with the Afghan Army and we guarantee one melon a month. Reply I hope no one starts shooting, I might drop my melon. Reply Anyone want to swap me another banana clip for my melon? (P.S. – I know its a magazine, not a clip, but it’s a joke and that’s the lingo.) Reply I know i got the good looks in the family,says the man with the AK,But my brother here,he got the brains!!! Reply Seriously, dude! The William Tell trick will totally work this time. Trust me. Reply I buy melon to practice headshot… from traditional Pakistani distance of less than ten feet. Reply What? Gunny Lee Ermy’s coming to join me for a range session !!!! Reply Thank you for shopping at Walmart. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.