Home Fun and Games Weekend Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 27, 2015 144 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email [h/t Jim T.] RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 144 COMMENTS Are you my mummy? Reply Well, I think we’re done here. Reply …nice Dr. Who reference! Reply Brilliant!!! 🙂 Reply My jaw dropped when I read that! The -only- full episode of Dr Who that I ever watched since the Tom Baker days, and it gets referenced here. What are the odds of that?? BTW none of the other Doctors could even begin to hold a candle to Tom Baker. I tried watching the modern ones and I never even made it through a full episode. Reply You win. Reply Can’t beat that one. Reply Luke I am your father. Reply You beat me to it, but it sure does fit Reply Did I see you take a pack of gum from the 7-11 Jimmy? Well, did I? Reply winner right here….of course now I’m a racist cause the kid is of color,,,,right? (sarc) Reply Are you going to eat those fries? Reply Hey kid, ever play with a flash-bang? (snicker) Reply Yeah I’m the one that shot your dog……..what are you gonna do about it? Reply Lol Reply ….. and I’m gonna shoot your cat tomorrow and your little brother next week. Get used to it. Reply Can I search your bag?! Reply more like ‘give me the bag now!’ Reply You can have the ice cream, kid, but sorry, sprinkles are for winners. Reply Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Reply Followed up with: “Joey, have you ever seen a grown cop naked? Reply Kid, do I have to send you to the Group W bench? Reply Nice Arlo reference! Reply Can I see your ID kid? We got calls that someone suspicious was sitting at this counter. I need to make sure you aren’t a felon and you are allowed to be here! Reply But officer, you were here before me. Reply Doncha know you ain’t sposed to be at this counter, Boooy?!? Reply Obey Reply Well…, would you trade my rifle for your fruit snacks?!? Reply Diner Ninja Reply Welcome to Obama’s America kid! Reply Hey kid, I can get ya some xm855, cheap. Reply Yes! Reply There goes my iced tea all over the keyboard. This one’s a winner for me. Reply Well played, sir. Reply I am your father, Luke! Reply Can you say cur-few, little boy? Reply i better see those hands in the air ….NOW!!!,,,Mr. Brown Reply I see you left your bag unattended there, boy. Why don’t you go ahead and pick it up.. go ahead pick it up… put your hand on it.. pick it up… I said pick it up! Pick! Up! the bag! come on! REACH FOR IT!!!!!! Reply EAT YER PEAS… KID. Reply Coffee…is for CLOSERS. Reply “Stop Resisting!!” Reply Ow…love it! Reply Say Barney again!…. I double dog dare you…, Say Barney again!…. Say it!! Reply I’AM THE LAWWWWWW!!!!!! Reply It’s rude to fart and wear a gas mask! Reply Listen kid… we democrats changed the Filibuster rule last year so we do stuff OUR WAY NOW , get it ? Rebublicans are bought and paid for ..Lets see them try to change it back !. Ha Ha .. Its All OURS NOW !!!!! The shheepple are all asleep. Reply “Another day in Amerikkka when Hispanic-Aryan-Supremacist militia member George Zimmerman brutalized a toddler of color for buying skittles with the money he earned saving puppies from the slaughterhouse.” Reply I’ll have a extra large chipotle burrito and a– Hey kid, did you fart? Reply I’m from the government and I’m here to help. Reply See, don’t you feel so much safer now that only the police have guns? Reply Ferguson, Mo., 15 years earlier… Reply Nope, this is my regular duty gear……….. I found it in the MRAP the feds gave us to help “Protect and Serve” you……….. Reply Kid to Officer: Your breath REALLY stinks!!! Reply Yea kid, I did see the ” NO FIREARMS ALLOWED” sign….cops are special. Got anything I should know about in that bag of yours? You look guilty to me. Reply Mind if we dance with your dates???….Just kidding kid, you gonna finish those fries? Reply This vest is just police surplus kid… I’m only the neighborhood watch. Reply Did you say “Yes Sir” or “Yeah sure”? Reply Littering and?… Reply “Hurry up meow.” Reply I don’t WANT a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter o’ cola! Reply In my day we used blanks…. Reply “Who the f#@% is Norman Rockwell?” Reply ” ‘Norman Rockwell?’ He sounds like one of them domestic terrorist types.” Reply Rockwell? No, son, I rock excellent. Reply Yeah, well, Mr. Rockwell isn’t here now, is he? Reply So your outbound and tracking…good luck, I’m busy serving myself and protecting my pension…so your on your own, just like your mo Reply “No, I don’t know why Chris Kyle doesn’t have a headstone. Just drop it already, kid!” Reply WOOGY Boogyboogy! Reply “What’chu lookin’ at? Don’t make me ‘fear for my life’, kid.” Reply You think you got it rough? Try eating a sundae with this mask on! Reply Yet another minority kid that’ll be scared of the police their entire life. Reply Children learn what they live. Reply “…was that a bark?” Reply “Papers pleaze. Heir bloomturd says nine to ze large sodas, unless you haf ze proper papers.” Reply LoL Reply Kid, I’m the only one in this room professional enough to handle this black rifle. Reply Playing hooky just got real. Reply Woah! You eyeballin’ my piece, 50 cent? Go ahead, make somethin’ happen. ‘Cuz I guarantee I’ll bust you up. Reply Officer Fife did not notice that when little jihad timmy left the counter he did not take his cute little book bag with him. Officer Fife will realise his mistake in 10, 9, 8,…… Reply Whaddya mean you don’t support a public day of mourning and a statue for Chris Kyle!? What are ya, a Muslim or a Commie…or both! Wait a minute, you’re a midget Obama clone come to take my guns and give me free health care. The terror! Reply Yeah, free health care. Right. Listen, come back when you understand that nothing is free, you entitled liberal prick. Until then, go play with your toys and let the grown ups talk. Reply “He who smelt-it dealt-it.” Reply Remember Elian Gonzalez? Didn’t think so. Reply “Careful son, I might have to arrest you on suspicion of having too much freedom.” Reply Yo homeboy you got any Looseys. OR If Trayvon had an intervention like this he still would be a d-bag. or Pass the pepper spray the chilis for wimps. Reply “It’s for the children.” Reply What you got in the backpack kid? Reply Son, I am going to have to confiscate your bacon, it may have been part of a mass cooking with high capacity skillets. Reply You’re not heading for Syria are you kid? Reply You think it’s easy being a school crossing guard? Reply During a break in action with a local hostage crisis, Officer Dudley stops by for some pie and coffee. Reply Give the Officer a harrumph… You watch your @$$. Reply Ever seen a grown man naked? Reply Have you ever been in a cockpit Timmy? Reply I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you. Reply “Get. Your own. Goddamn. Milkshake.” Reply Officer William’s mask obviously hadn’t been properly sealed when he raided the Meth lab, as evidenced by the fact that he was wondering around gibbering, still wearing a smattering of SWAT gear. Reply “Go ahead and eat, son. My body camera can’t be switched off during my shift.” Reply Hey kid, you wanna see a dead body? Reply Hi, I’m Kory Watkins. Coming to your pre-school to reassure you about open carry in Texas. Reply Barney ‘Nip it in the bud’ Fife Was my grandfather. He had one bullet and a revolver. Look what I got. Reply Why are you resisting arrest?! Reply I’m the one yur mama warned ya about. Boo! Reply If you want a Pepsi, you’ll have to pay for it. Reply One day, when you grow up…you too can be a jack-booted thug! Reply It’s ok kid. I’m with the government and I’m here to help. Reply You’re an operator? But how do you answer the phone with that mask on? Reply Norman Rockwell meets George Orwell Reply Yeah, I remember the days when this country was a lot more Norman Rockwell and a lot less George Orwell. I miss those days, a lot. Reply “Could you unbuckle this thing for me, kid? My fingers are all greasy…” Reply Just your typical encounter while playing Fallout. 50s decor: check little lost orphan: check useless guy running the place: check character armed to the teeth with full body armor: check stay safe and watch out for Deathclaws everyone. Reply +1 bottle cap Reply Don’t feed the Yagui! Reply Don’t feed the Yao guai that is all. Reply “I can’t believe these people whining about the ‘militarization of the police’, we’re just here to protect people from themselves and- HEY, you even listening, KID? “ Reply When you run from me, you’re going to trip on your untied shoes and I WILL catch you. Should have listened to your daddy and learned how to tie them… Reply Dude, Magic is for Babies. Waa-Waa. Come LARP with me. Reply See my backpack mister? I carry concealed. Reply “Hey mister, does having all that gear make you brave?” Reply In Bloomberg”s ideal America-. Mr Brown: See here ma’ boy, if you wanna carry when you grow-up you gonna have to dress like him, cause you don’t look like me……. Officer Washington agrees with a nod….. From behind a mask P.S.-anyone notice that the cop is black? Reply You don’t mind if I pat you down for my safety? Reply Why do police wear all the combat gear you ask? To protect us from the citizens that serve us of course. Reply I’m a jackbooted thug and I will shoot you. Reply “Today’s public service announcement: Storm Troopers Are People Too” Reply “Look, Kid, the AK/AR debate is settled. End of story, go back to drinking your root beer float.” Reply Now, slowly hand over that Pop-Tart gun…… Reply I am supposedly related to Norman Rockwell…. not sure how, but a distant relative. http://www.nrm.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/TheRunaway.jpg Reply “Looks like you got an 12oz. malt there. You know you’re restricted to 10oz. or less without a permit, right? Well, let’s see your papers!” Reply Sooo…again, I’m really sorry about the dog…those teacups sound Sooo much bigger than they look. The ice cream makes us evens right? Reply This mask keeps the stench of freedom out of my nose. Reply Don’t play stupid games and you won’t win lead prizes. Reply “Resistance is futile. You will adapt.” Reply “You smell like pot.” Reply Hey Kid relax, it’s ok. Black lives do matter. Reply “Mall ninja master’s master.” Reply “Norman Rockwell’s America? Never heard of it!” Reply “Don’t worry, kid… I’m from the government!” Reply No, really, I’m just here to make sure no one feels intimidated while they are exercising their constitutional rights. Reply Gecko45 eats breakfast with the locals. Reply “Skipping school again?” “You done with that ketchup kid?” Reply You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Reply Hey kiddo. I’d like to talk to you about an exciting and promising adventure in Mary Kay distribution. Reply Someone should show her this to help her memory: http://i0.wp.com/www.ambrosekane.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Trayvoff-1.jpg Reply Yes son, this is the land of the Free and Home of the Brave. But I am afraid that you will try and use the Bill of Rights to protect yourself. So, don’t be afraid, just do as I say, not as I do. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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