Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 6, 2015 112 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes 112 COMMENTS My second wife… Don’t tell the first Reply Palomino, Colt, blonde….I’m just gonna appreciate 3 of my favorite things. Reply Which one do you want to ride? Reply I think that’s it! Reply Go ahead and shoot, I ain’t doing that! Reply clever Reply Hello. Reply Save a horse, shoot a cowboy. Reply A girl with a gun…yeehaw! Reply Somehow I feel obligated to make a donkey show reference. Reply We gotta lock up Kinky Kelly for tonight so we can give Mr. Dante a memorable send off. You love Mr. Dante, don’tcha? Reply Well played sir, well played. Reply Ride my horse, ride me! ride my horse, ride me! Ride my horse, ride me! Reply God Bless Texas! Reply Glue factory pinup calendar for May. Reply Usually there are guns in these photo caption contests. Reply She’s holding a gun. Reply Oh … heh … yeah Reply (Point missed) Reply “Elect me Miss Texas or I’ll shoot this horse.” Reply Which one is the nag? Reply +1!!! Reply Probably both! Reply Well yippy yi yo ki yay, little cowgirl. I can ride and shoot, too. Anything else is bonus. Reply Nobody puts baby in a corner……….. Reply Don’t worry, I’ll put her down easy. Reply DIBS Reply That horse really knows how to pack some heat 😉 Reply Sorry I can’t stay, but I have to see a horse about a girl… Reply ” Wanna Horse around?” Reply “I can shoot…and ride”. Reply If you look really close, you can see a horse. Reply Sarah Jessica Parker asks “what color is this Glock”? Reply Yeah, but who is the girl that’s standing in front of Sarah Jessica Parker? Reply Ha! Thanks for that. Reply Zing! Best . comment . ever !!!!!! Reply Ohhhhhh my Goddddd! Ho ho ho haaaaa ha ha haaaaa! Wow! Reply LOOK AT THIS COLT! Reply This is the February Dillon calendar girl. Even my wife likes this pic, if only because of the horse! Reply One is for riding. The other is a horse. Reply Their both for Riding! Reply What color is this dress? Reply What dress? Reply Mom & Dad did a good job raising this one. She will be safe while off at collage. Reply Always practice safe collaging. Reply “Montana High School Graduation Photo” Reply Tennessee Prom date photo. Reply Traded up from a unicorn. Reply Mr Ed urges the camera man to hurry up, in hopes of some bareback “riding” after the photoshoot. Reply Mr. Ed’s retirement party. Reply Beautiful horse. Reply “I’ll polish your gun while I ride your horse” Reply “Did somebody mix up the order for clickbait with jailbait?” Reply Debbie’s done Dallas. Now she’s gonna do Dallas’s horse. And he’d better not object. Reply Sorry, but this picture is so good it doesn’t need a caption. Reply Trigger, meet trigger control…… Reply Um…Uhhh.. Reply You better have been talking to the horse when you said “nag”! Reply In West Virginia they call this a “Wedding Photo”. Reply Very observant. If it was an engagement pic there would be a shotgun. Reply And the girl would be pregnant. Reply I’m no one trick pony cowboy Reply A girl, a horse, a revolver. I’m 62 and can’t decide which would hurt me most if try to jump one! Reply All that for my bottle of whiskey?. Let me see the horses teeth first. Reply Ride hard and shoot straight, Pardner!! Reply Really? You need a caption for this? Reply They shoot horses here, don’t they? Reply Horse girls are crazy. Not a good crazy, either. Reply Now show me your gun… Reply Everybody keeps talking about a horse. I never saw a horse in the picture! Just a Beautiful girl …with deep blue eyes …and a wonderful smile …and golden hair … and… Sigh! Reply Hold on there missy, you don’t need to shoot him. He’s not sick! Honest. He’s just…. Wait for it…. ” a little horse” Reply (Rimshot) Reply Funny! Reply Colt: check colt: check Purse: check …. Reply All Three will get you in-prisoned in the California. Reply Reportedly, the very first pornographic photograph was of a woman attempting a sex act with a Shetland pony…. Reply Alan Strang, y’all can just keep your distance. Reply “50 shades greyer, Anastasia’s Revenge” Reply Exhibiting trigger control, and they don’t shoot horses, don’t they. The dress is blue and green. Reply Good trigger control and good Trigger control Reply Wanna watch…….? Me, put this horse down. Reply Bang, bang, let’s ride! Reply Nice boots Reply Let me show you some “cowboy tricks”…………….. Reply Aaahhh… I love this country… Reply Joshua 15:18:- And it came to pass, as she came unto him, that she moved him to ask of her father a field: and she lighted off her ass; and Caleb said unto her, What wouldest thou? Reply “Howdy Cowboy” Reply Palomino, pal o’ mine, Peacemaker. What’s not to love? <3 Reply Two things called trigger are under her control. Reply Hot little college student who is not going to get raped. Reply I don’t do “selfies”. Reply You want to take my guns? F you and the horse you rode in on. Reply I prefer to ride “bareback”. Reply This horse was made for ridin’. This gun was made for shootin’. But these boots weren’t made for walkin’. They were made for kickin’ your gun grabbin’ ass. Reply Well, you see your honor…it all started with a hot chick, a handgun and a barnyard animal. Reply Alex, I’ll take “Things that progressive housewives fear most” for $600. Reply Two colts and a filly Reply ….and then I woke up Reply what are “three things in need of a stud”, alex Reply Amarillo Mayor’s daughter and his daughter’s mare. Reply They say a picture is worth a thousand words…some speak volumes. Reply “Moms like me don’t have to DEMAND action, it finds us naturally!” Reply “Whoa, man!. Just whoa!” Reply Wilbur, l don’t care how good lookin’ she is, I don’t want to take that walk with her. Reply FYI: At the other end of this picture, you’ll see Obama. Reply Convinced that their subscribers were tired of blondes, the Dillon marketing department added a whole new twist to their monthly catalogs. Reply “Your girlfriend has great trigger discipline, Willlllburrrrr!” Reply “Who would you rather ride hard and put away wet? That’s what I thought.” Reply Any more “cute” comments……boys Reply Guess where my holster is. Reply “Mom, Dad; meet my new girlfriend” Mom (real name: Shannon Watts): “But….but she has a GUN! They are evil! Do you want mommy to lose her job demanding action for Herr Blunderberg?!?!?! I say Neigghhhh to this NRA shill!.” (come on, the horse and Watts do share a bit of resemblance….sorry Dirk but it’s true) Reply …but not the horse you rode in on. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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