“This video is a tribute to the ultimate submachine gun H&K MP5,” the YouTuber responsible for the above montage reveals. “Since they removed this gun [from the beta version of the video game Counter-Strike: Global Offensive] it feels like a piece of my heart was removed with it. Rip MP5 we will never forget you.” B&T anyone?


  1. avatar Ralph says:

    “Since they removed this gun . . . it feels like a piece of my heart was removed with it.”

    I feel the same way about Glenn Rhee, turned to zombie chow last night.

    1. avatar pwrserge says:


      1. avatar Ralph says:

        Not necessarily.

    2. avatar Dustin says:

      Looks like the zombies were munching the guy that fell on top of him… I’ve never seen intestines come out of someone’s chest before… And also, wrong color shirt…

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        Look on the bright side — Maggie’s available.

        Too soon?

        1. avatar clickboom says:

          Ha! you dog, you. 🙂

    3. avatar Foop says:

      Can you ban this guy for being an ass, or at least delete his comment?

    4. avatar RocketScientist says:

      WTF dude. Not cool. At least throw in a “spoiler warning”. You’re either totally clueless about etiquette and protocol, or you’re a total dick who did this intentionally to eff with people. Either way not cool.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        If you didn’t see the episode last night, how do you know that my comment was correct? I
        saw the episode and I don’t know for sure one way of the other. So I guess that you’re no RocketScientist.

    5. avatar Wv cycling says:

      “Crying: Acceptable at funerals and Glenn Rhee’s death.” – Ron Swanson.

    6. avatar Mark Levation says:

      WTF?!?!?! Thanks for the spoilers, dick!

      1. avatar Timmy! says:

        What the hell is a Glenn Rhee?

        And why should I care?

  2. avatar Jim says:

    Isn’t that a Mac 10 in the video?

    1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

      I also was waiting for the HK to show up. I gave up after 40 secs.

    2. avatar BillC says:

      It’s a Glock. Or an AK-47. Wait, maybe M-16

  3. avatar Bill Kohnke says:

    Do any gamers have a real life?

    1. avatar Matt Richardson says:

      Not only is the answer yes, but there are some gamers who have made cash money profit on their HOBBY and can still manage to hold a full-time job, raise their kids, and pay their mortgage.

      What kind of dividends does your gun hobby pay you, cupcake?

      1. avatar jwtaylor says:

        Matt, I don’t own a TV or a computer, much less computer games. How does someone make money off of playing them?

        1. avatar Scrubula says:

          How are you commenting on this website if you don’t own a computer?

        2. avatar jwtaylor says:

          Phone and tablet. I write my reviews in notepad on a Samsung tablet.

        3. avatar Chrispy says:

          It’s a bit of a new thing on YouTube to make videos of yourself playing video games while giving voice-over commentary. I enjoy these “let’s plays” quite a lot. Much in the same way someone would get enjoyment out of watching other people play sports while not actually participating, I get enjoyment out of watching others play video games. They get money by monetizing their content.

          Many have made it a full time job.

      2. avatar barnbwt says:

        Cash money?! Thank you Matthew Lesko!

      3. avatar clickboom says:

        The percentage of gamers that MAKE MONEY off video games is undoubtedly lower than the amount of anti gunners with common sense, so your argument is invalid.

        1. avatar Matt Richardson says:

          what the hell?

  4. avatar pwrserge says:

    Ah… The MP5… The best stamped metal Nazi Space Gun to ever be worth paying scalper prices for.

  5. avatar Dracon1201 says:

    Personally, I don’t really care. There’s better options now. I’ll still buy my MP5K, but that’s it. And that is for nostalgia.

    1. avatar jwtaylor says:

      What, in 9mm, is out there that has proven to be better than the MP5? I love the gun and it’s natural point of aim, the only thing I like more is the UMP45.
      But there is a lot that I haven’t shot. A whole lot. What out there is better?

      1. avatar NDS says:

        I have an SP89 and a 4.5″ 9mm AR, both proper SBR’s – I’m considering selling the SP89, as much as I love it there’s no contest to the AR platform. For me, at least.

      2. avatar Dracon1201 says:

        Pistol ARs are soft and accurate, and can accommodate sidearm magazines. The Skorpion, MPX, and other new players do the MP5’s job, but cheaper and better now. The MP5 only has a track record to tout right now, and it will, but honestly, it’s not the best bang for your buck anymore.

        1. avatar jwtaylor says:

          I haven’t shot the MPX full auto yet, but I have a lot of time with full auto pistol caliber ARs as well as the MP5 and UMP45. Full auto, the MPs win every time, at least for me.

  6. avatar PatrickofOregon says:

    Uhh… That’s not an MP5 in the video… Am I missing something?

    1. avatar Greg says:

      I was thinking the same thing. No mp5 in a video supposedly about mp5s? WTF

  7. avatar BDub says:

    Damn ATFE! is nothing sacred?! /sarc

  8. avatar Gunr says:

    I kept waiting for them to show a picture of the Jeep, or truck that was fallowing him around with all those “spare” magazines he was using

  9. avatar anon says:

    are you just trying to shill for your CS:GO channel, Robert?

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