Home Concealed Carry Question of the Day: WWJC? Concealed CarryHandgunsOpen CarryPersonal DefenseQuestion of the Day Question of the Day: WWJC? By Robert Farago - February 16, 2012 44 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Watch a Former Marine Prevent an Armed Robbery With One Punch [VIDEO] Personal Defense Tip: Don’t Turn Your Back on a Waffle House Waitress [VIDEO] Basic Gun Skills: Why You Still Need to Know How to Run a Revolver…and Other Pistol Types, Too 44 COMMENTS A Jericho 941 of course! That is when he can’t reach his faithful Magpul Masada in time….but of course if you want to be historically accurate — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taih2zUOmIM Reply I don’t know about JC, but his Father would carry The Judge. Reply Given where he spent most of his time, wouldn’t the Desert Eagle be a candidate? Reply He was an Israeli. Reply Please, it’s New Testament – a semi-automatic pistol of some sort – probably a 1911. Reply A rod of iron. Rev 19:11-16 (KJV) 11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. 12His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. 13And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. 14And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. 15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 16And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. Reply I don’t know what make or model, but I know it would be .45 ACP 😀 Reply My son and I are big .45ACP fans…but we also like Chuck Norris jokes. So we decided God carries a 1911 chambered in Chuck Norris. Reply Perfect “Chuck Norrisism” for a t-shirt! Reply M-60 with a 1911 tucked into his robes. He’d also have god mode on (infinite ammo). Reply I was wondering. Now I know. JC was a grunt in ‘nam. Reply God mode is usually invincibility not infinite ammo. But in some games it was everything, invincibility, Inf. Ammo, no clipping(walk through walls), and flight ability. /nerd Reply Something designed by John “Moses” Browning. Reply six in one hand, half-dozen in the other… Reply How about a Tavor to go with the Jericho? When he’s cruzin’ the ‘hood, nothing has more cache’ than a Merkava IV. Reply An Uzi 😀 Reply A crew served weapon – so he could carry the wooden tripod over his shoulder. Reply I’m not a “spiritual” person (okay, I’m an atheist; ya happy?), so I’m not offended. And besides I have a sense of humor and I know this is all in fun. But in all seriousness I’m a little sick and tired and just plain pissed off when someone frames a debate using that question. As if they would presume to know WTF Jesus would do. That said … The SoG would simply turn any inanimate object into whatever he needed, whenever he needed it. Reply Atheist here too bro. Nice to see another. Anyways Hayzues would probably use heat vision, but then be killed by batman. Crossover fanfiction is awesome. Reply He once carried a whip. John 2:15 15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers’ money, and overthrew the tables (KJV) Reply Now you’ve done it! We’re probably mere weeks away from Spec Ops Whips for sale. I assume all JC actions could be called Spec Ops. Reply Not Spec Ops Whips, no way. Tactical Whips! After all, they’re black. Reply and they’d come with the Kung Fu grip. Reply FOR SALE: “Israeli Spec Ops Tactical Whip”™ with Kung Fu Handle (now available in desert tan or black) – The right tool to have when you OWS’ers mount a holy action against the moneys changers in the Temples of Wall Street. Original design made of small cords. $299 low introductory price. Two for $350 if you order now. “Judas Silver”™ Make bail for any NYC Summary Offense. Limit 30 per customer. Thanks for causing a major Martini spit, Ropingdown. Now how am I going to get the pimento out of my keyboard? He once carried a whip. And it was probably banned in California. Reply Based on that episode, the creation of an IED (Improvised Excoriative Device), I have to assume he would be suspected of terrorist involvement. After all, he hung around with twelve other Middle Eastern men, only paid cash and frequented houses of worship as well as spending time with prostitutes and sinners. 9-11 Hijacker profile all wrapped up with a bow. Spending time with tax collectors might count somewhat in his favor with the government, but not once they found out about his Weapon of Mass Discussion. Reply When you have a whole host of angels at your command, you don’t need to carry a freakin’ thing. Reply Thinking that he has command of the heavens and earth, thunder and lightning, can walk on water and part it if needed, I agree, no need to carry anything. Reply A sword. *But the 338 Lapua is the right hand of God! Reply Jesus who? Sorry, I didn’t read that story. Reply Well, he once carried a cross and did an amazing thing with that. Makes you wonder what he could do with a sword the next time he’s here. Reply Since He cursed a fig tree and it died, why would He need to carry anything? I believe He also told Peter to put his sword away when the Romans showed up to arrest Him. Good thing, the Romans would probably have speared Peter’s dog if he hadn’t… Reply the Romans would probably have speared Peter’s dog Why do they always spear the dog? Reply Good question. I wonder why the Arabs so look down on dogs while in the West many of us love dogs. Reply in the West many of us love dogs SWAT hates dogs. Maybe they’re from the East. Peter sliced the ear off of one of the High Priest’s servants. You have to believe that wasn’t a display of swordsmanship, that was the equivalent of clipping the edge of the IPSC target at the range. Chances are pretty good you weren’t aiming at the edge of the target and neither was Peter. I like Peter. He gives me hope, because Peter was a screw-up, badly and repeatedly, but Jesus still loved him. As far as weapons go…I don’t believe he’ll need any. 2 Kings 19:35 “That night the angel of the LORD went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand men in the Assyrian camp.” When that is what a guy that works for you can do, it doesn’t seem likely that you’ll need a CHL. Reply The Divine One(s) carry the True Word, and not the false words of the many charlatans. Human weapons are unnecessary. For example, life requires water and God has used the waters from above and below (along with fire and brimstone, the Angel of Death, and the transformation into a pillar of salt) as just punishment. IMO, the teaching and interpretation to ‘turn one’s cheek and offer the other’ is misunderstood. It can simply be a teaching not to let the negativity or intimidation of others to harm you and change your beliefs. It can also be a teaching not to over-react since the receiving person actual life not threatened just a face slap and loss of some pride. Reply Lazer beam eyes. Obviously. Reply King of the Jews no doubt buys local. He carries Deagle in the summer and Uzi in the winter. Since he can turn water into wine, there is no doubt his carry piece also converts into the SHOT-gun from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when the safety is activated. Reply Neither person in that picture is Jesus. Reply I know for sure He carried my sin. Reply The posting of T and A pics is bad enough, but this is nothing short of blasphemy. Many people, I dare say even many of your regular readers are offended by this post. Oddly they’re afraid to voice their contrary opinions. You have reached new depths of despicable sordidness. I’m afraid I must withdraw from your midst effective immediately. (That was all a joke. Tell me the truth, did you believe it for a while) Reply “I’m afraid I must withdraw from your midst effective immediately.” That totally got my hopes up. I admit it…I was overjoyed at the thought. Then you ruined it for me. 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