Home Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Fewer Since the Boating Incident Edition Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Fewer Since the Boating Incident Edition By Jeremy S. - July 9, 2021 33 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Have a great weekend, y’all! Maybe bury some guns. What’s the move there? Use a Food Saver to seal ’em up in bags like these and then bury them in a waterproof Plano case? Asking for a friend. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Post Views: 1,791 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Normal Husband Edition Gun Meme of the Day: How Many Do You Have Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Men Are From Mars Edition 33 COMMENTS Yes. Super yes. Super turbo, titanium, unicorn-flavored yes. (but really, Mr. Alphabet Agency agent who’s monitoring this site, I really *did* lose my 10 guns in that boating accident…) Reply Oh man, that’s tragic. Sorry to hear about the boating accident. Can’t believe we as a community haven’t learned to be more careful on the water. This is all too common. Reply Boating accidents have risen. BBT Ban Boats Today has to take action! Reply Did you ever see the new BATF super magnet fishing boat paid for with your tax dollars? Make sure you give them the right gps location for the ‘accident’, otherwise they’ll charge you with falsifying an official report, obstruction of justice, and etc. Yeah mine happened right over the Marian Trench Somebody make some cork wood furniture sets for our at-risk offshore firearms. 😮 Reply The Henry AR-7 Survival Rifle actually floats (when taken down and stored inside its hollow stock). I guess the designer wanted to solve the problem of all those guns getting lost in tragic boating accidents, LOL. The problem with saying you lost your guns in a tragic boating accident is that (at least in my state) police can then arrest you for unlawful possession of guns while boating, as well as failure to report a boating accident as required by law, and failure to report the loss of guns, as also required by law. So you’re damned if you do, and damned if you don’t (damned if you do report it, damned if you don’t report it). However, the penalty for failing to report a boating accident or the loss of guns is less than the penalty for “boating-while-armed” in my state, so it’s best not to report it. But ironically, to make “boating-while-armed” legal in New Jersey, all we have to do is get a fishing permit, as long as our gun is “suitable for fishing” — but who determines what’s suitable for fishing? “Yes, officer, my .50 Caliber Barrett rifle was my fishing gun because ever since I saw the movie Jaws, I’ve been terrified of shark attacks! And yes, I had to have two dozen other guns with me just in case my Barrett jammed while Jaws was attacking me.” Bury them? Its time to use them. Reply And here I thought I was being carbon neutral by attempting to move my gun cabinet via canoe – I may never recover from the trauma of loss! Reply I like the “math “, but I’m going to shoot mine, not bury them… How long you think it’d take to dig them and the ammo up and get things running? Better plan is to stop whining and bitching to each other around here, act civilized to your friends and neighbors and convince them in a non-threatening, human being-type manner to vote right in ‘22 and ‘24. No frickin’ majority of Americans (or even illegal aliens ALREADY HERE) think what’s going on in the commie population centers is right under Harris/Biden. Even the fence jumpers don’t want their kids shot and the working ones, of which the majority of Latinos I’ve been around are, would rather keep more of what they earn than let the govt confiscate a major portion of it. Offer to take your non-shooting acquaintances shooting. It’ll be ammo and time we’ll spent if you make it fun, yet safe. Fun for the kids and chicks, too. Give them all a reason to support the Second Amendment… Reply This. It’s not the time to start shooting in anger. On the range, for practice, yes. As much as you can. Hunting? Absolutely fill up that freezer. You’re gonna need it. Get to know your neighbors. Ally with like minded folks. As useless as it sounds, you can still contact your representatives. Give money to those who you think can win. Donate to 2AF and other effective gun rights organizations. Reply It’s never a good idea to shoot in anger. Calm shot placement with proper breathing and a smooth trigger pull will yield the best results. Especially at distances of 300 meters and out. Most importantly Practice Practice Practice. In doing so the ammo used on the range can help to ensure 1 shot 1 kill when the time comes and the target is appropriate, Reply If you plan it right, you can dig up your guns and make a foxhole at the same time. Reply Nice! Reply Bigfoot took my guns and a pack of hotdogs (Live in WA)! Reply Armour or Ball Park…inquiring minds want to know…. Jimmy Beam and Craig in IA are absolutely correct…offer to take a noob to the range (large Magnum cartridges probably not a good idea for a first-timer). Your kind instruction may yield dividends in the next election cycles. Reply Life hack: You can’t hide the scent from dogs trained to sniff out firearms, but you CAN overwhelm them. Save a few handfuls of spent brass on range day and sprinkle it around your property. Buried in the yard, scatter a few in the attic… everywhere your guns aren’t. May not work 100% but it would provide some entertainment. Reply Coffee grounds positioned above the container before you fill the hole with dirt will hide the scent and throw off the dogs. I saw it in Beverly Hills Cop, so it must be true. Reply Sprinkle around some cayenne pepper. Dogs won’t do much sniffing any more. Reply Peppers … lots of habanero peppers … dogs be screwed for a week Reply They can always scan with portable ground penetrating radar to look for disturbed soil. A trick is to bury trash on top of the guns. Reply I personally know metal detectors won’t work on my land from the immense amount of empty beer cans I have scattered across it. Reply BOOOOOOOOM !!! Reply My gunms told me their not going swimming anymore. Reply I’m to old to run very far. I now have a Long range rifle that I can reach out and touch someone! Also I had a boating accident out in the desert and all my guns sank out of sight in the sand!! Reply Ain’t the gun needs burying Reply 👍 Reply 19. I have 19 guns. My original 10, and 9 more I looted off the corpses of those soulless commie bastards. That then got ate by alligators. Who went back in the water. Over yonder ways. Yup. Reply That’s called ‘recycling’. Reply Nope, pretty sure that’s considered ” water pollution “. Reply Mel, the guy in the picture, has just a wee bit more than 19. Reply Here is a DuckDuckGo search for “large vacuum sealer”: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=large+vacuum+sealer&atb=v256-1&ia=web And here is a search for “dehydrator”: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=dehydrator&atb=v256-1&ia=web (check out the white round multilayer stackable ones – you can also make very good meat jerky with them too, not just for dehydrating fruits and veggies!) You put your homemade dehydrated fruits & beef (or bacon or etc.) jerky meat strips into the appropriate vacuum sealer bags, and use the vacuum sealer machine to suck out all the air and heat seal the end of the bag shut, air tight. You then have long term storage capable emergency rations that you can actually look forward to eating because they are delicious. If you are going to bury handguns and ammo, do the same as per above except put handguns and ammo in place of the food inside those vacuum seal bags. Then your guns & ammo would even be safe at the bottom of that lake after your boating accident. I can only hope you are really good at holding your breath and diving down deep when the time comes to retrieve them. 🙂 The more you know. Reply You’ll never use those guns. A homeowner in the Valley dug up a tree recently and found something unexpected — a duffle bag filled with rusted guns buried beneath it. The Phoenix Police Department said there were rusted rifles and handguns inside the duffle bag. Photos shared on the Phoenix Police Department’s Twitter account showed at least two rifles and two handguns, as well as some magazines. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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