“As she prepared to embalm the 59-year-old Brooks on Saturday morning, mortician Gail Washington peered at a small burned area on his skin, right above his heart. Her assistants had pointed it out, and Washington now agreed: This was no natural death.” Washington, as freep.com reports, was getting ready to embalm Leslie Brooks after his death was ruled routine. Who knows maybe cops in Detroit consider a bullet hole in the chest natural causes these days. What with the city contracting into just the areas they can afford to light and first responders half-assing crime scene work to the extent that bullet wounds go un-noticed, it’s kinda hard to watch another one of those Chrysler commercials touting the amazing renaissance happening in the armpit of Michigan without spraying coffee all over my screen. So if you have to live or work in Motown, you might want to give Rick Ector a call and tool up. Soon.