CA and MA to Ban Super Soaker High Capacity Magazines

I’m just messin’ witch you. About the ban. arstechnica.com—a website that’s always needed to buy an “l” from Vanna White—reports that Hasbro has added H2O magazines to their Super Soaker squirt gun line. They tested the $21.68 Thunderstorm. “The extra magazines carry a retail price of $4, and it’s a good idea to stock up if you want to instill fear in the hearts of all who attempt to douse you on the field of watery battle. There is nothing like being attacked by a man wearing a bandolier covered in extra water cartridges for his fully-automatic, battery-powered water gun. It’s a look that says you can’t be bargained with. You can’t be reasoned with. You don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And you absolutely will not stop, ever, until the other person is completely soaked.” Note to ars: just step away from the squirt gun.