Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Holster!


Last weekend’s photo caption contest was won by jwm. That means he’ll soon be toting his heater in a brand new Black Arch holster. You want one, too? Enter the best caption for this photo (from reader Dan Newman, center) in the comments by midnight Sunday and you, too could grab the glory.

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  1. avatar BDub says:

    Exhibit A in child-neglect case, circa 2016. The Prosecution rests.

  2. avatar Flynn says:

    “You look lost, friend.”

  3. Tell me again my shirt is too small…I dare you

  4. avatar Rsu11 says:

    Say clean up your room one more time!

  5. avatar jwm says:

    “Ride. I used to jump my horse and ride. And I got shot but I never died.”

  6. avatar dh34 says:

    I don’t remember whether I popped five or six roll of caps…so you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk?

  7. avatar Eugene Sherrill says:

    When boys were men.

    1. avatar Hannibal says:

      (…or at least allowed to be boys)

  8. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Boy’s and their toy’s start’s really early, today they have an arsenal and both of them have two guns and a box of ammo. She participates in 3 gun.

  9. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “We don’ have to show you any steenkin’ badges!”

  10. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    And so I told him “give me another and make this one 2%”. He thought I’d had enough, but eventually he came to his wits. Good thing too because if I didn’t get my milk I was gonna have to make him dance “pew, pew”

  11. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    Cowboy boots and shorts? He can’t be trusted with a pistol.

  12. avatar billy-bob says:

    Ladies like a man with a gat.

  13. avatar jwm says:

    The pimp life ain’t easy.

  14. avatar jwm says:

    I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.

  15. avatar jwm says:

    Clothes are over rated. But guns are an investment.

  16. avatar dm says:

    Once upon a time before thaw world went full retard it was OK for boys to be boys.

  17. avatar Isaac says:

    Before they became famous, Frank and Jesse James had a few missteps when it came to developing their personal style.

  18. avatar peirsonb says:

    Red Ryder Range Model? Never had much use for one….

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Young Quigley for the win!

  19. avatar Steve Kreitler says:

    An Arizona Ranger, with a big iron on ‘is hip…

  20. avatar Ralph says:

    The banjo playing kid from “Deliverance” was also an ace with a six gun.

  21. avatar dh34 says:

    Say my shirt’s too small again. I dare you.

  22. avatar Paul53 says:

    Seated on the right, a rare early picture of Donald Trump with his mouth closed!

  23. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    The Good, the Bad, and the Peewee.

  24. avatar RayRay says:

    A spanking for shooting out the neighbor’s window only lasts a short while. The million dollars big brother promised us to cover for him will last forever.

  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    “You wanna do what with my sister? You best get to steppin’ mister.”

  26. avatar pieslapper says:

    “We don’t take kindly to Jehovah’s Witnesses round these parts.”

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Don’t antagonize the little fellas George, don’t you hear the banjo music?”

  28. avatar Wright says:

    “You fellas from the bank?”

    1. avatar Ing says:

      My daddy says I can shoot who’s ever from the bank. (I nicked the census man.)

  29. avatar Jasonius says:

    Bang Bang you’re dead.
    Brush your teeth and go to bed.

  30. avatar jwm says:

    Don’t tell Mama, the babysitter’s dead.

  31. avatar Rob says:

    I just stopped 100 bad guys without a single reload!

  32. avatar JHRC says:

    Nobody knows exactly what happened, but one thing was certain: Bat Masterson lost his taste for guns after he, Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp stumbled into the little known hot tub time machine behind the Long Branch Saloon.

    1. avatar JHRC says:

      Family photos show that the “big stick” portion of Teddy Roosevelt’s ideology probably took root much earlier than the “speak softly” part did.

  33. avatar rt-texas says:

    This ain’t no Target Store mister. Your ain’t getting in that door to see our mamma.

  34. avatar JHRC says:

    It’s not widely known, but Billy the Kid’s first victim was an ill-tempered Olan Mills photographer.

  35. avatar tmm says:

    You dig.

  36. avatar Specialist38 says:

    “So then I sez..I don’t need no holster to take you Johnny Ringo…let’s do it.”

  37. avatar Will Drider says:

    They took her pop tart gun away!

  38. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “right here! i called for the andeker and chesterfields…”

  39. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “I gotta an answer for the G-men and revenuers too”

  40. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “See my six shooter ?,now guess what size of holster I need “

  41. avatar Don says:

    “Free candy? How about go f*ck yourself you sick son of a b*tch?”

  42. avatar dh34 says:

    Young Bonnie and Clyde relax after taking down their first lemonade stand.

  43. avatar Chrispy says:

    Just’a good ol’ boys
    Never meanin’ no harm.
    Beats all you never saw
    Been in trouble with the law
    Since the day they was born

  44. avatar SMC says:

    Bang Bang I shot the clown, Bang Bang he hit the ground…..

  45. avatar Dan says:

    Pictured: the good ol’ boys

    Left – Nancy Pelosi
    Mid – Harry Reid
    Right – Charles Schumer

    1. avatar wright says:

      Behind Camera- Barf.

  46. avatar Stinkeye says:

    “No, I’ll shoot YOUR eye out, motherf*cker.”

  47. avatar Scott says:

    Billy the Kid was younger than everyone realized.

  48. avatar Dull Knife says:

    Anybody have any luck blocking the two TTAG home page pop-up videos on their iPhone?

  49. avatar JHRC says:

    If not for the timely distraction by little Johnny’s sister, the Wright Brother’s inaugural flight would have ended very, very differently.

  50. avatar Big Al says:

    You new to town? Be sure to pay your respect to them Newman boys. They run this town.

  51. avatar Lance F says:

    He had to use a little intimidation to get the shirt.

  52. avatar Brian C says:

    Hi Chris Hansen…nah, we’re good.

  53. avatar JHRC says:

    Historians know that the O.K.-Corral was actually the disastrous first incarnation of a “daddy daycare”.

  54. avatar Von says:

    That was a good summer…often playing cowboys all day long.

  55. avatar Don says:

    Pancho and Lefty

    1. avatar jAKE bLATTER says:

      …let them slip away… out of kindness I suppose….

  56. avatar Q says:

    Let’s play Cowboys and Moslems

  57. avatar jwm says:

    Neighberhood watch. 1956.

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Bro, do you even operate?

  59. avatar jwm says:

    If a pop tart chewed to look like a gun can get you a day off fom school I ought to be good for a week when I drag this one to class with me tomorrow. School starts at 8. I should be home by 9 and then it’s my time.

  60. avatar jwm says:

    “Spartans! Prepare for glory! For tonight we dine in hell!”

  61. avatar Wayne Recla says:

    Did you know, “BEFORE” the Government made gun a “bad word” and the 2nd Amendment was Honored and was a part of American life, 99.9% kids of all ages played with toy guns, owned REAL FIREARMS, were taught gun safety, went hunting with their parents and the crime rate was minimal.
    Times have changed, “GUN” is now a bad word, the 2nd Amendment is all but ignored, the Government is trying to “Translate it away”, guns are “Banned” in most cities and NOW- Violent Crime is climbing, kids do not know gun safety, there are shootings in schools, street shootings, shootings in homes, work place shootings and more robberies.
    Do you believe when the 2nd Amendment was honored, children disciplined, taught right from wrong, brought up by BOTH PARENTS (not grandparents or Foster homes), taught Gun Safety, allowed to handle guns, learn about guns, owned their own guns that America was a MUCH SAFER place to live…,
    Now that Guns are Taboo, Illegal in a large portion of America and kids (and adults) taught that guns (an inanimate object that can not think, move, do good or do bad on it’s own) should be banned, has VIOLENT CRIME Dropped or Risen Dramatically? Has the Government taken over America and the citizens or are Politicians continuing to Work For “WE, THE PEOPLE”?
    I believe the kids in the picture are thinking- “This is my gun, my property and my GOD given Right to own and Protect my land and Family, just as I learned from my parents, the Politicians of the day, my Pastor in my Church, the Police that it was Anti-American NOT to own a “tool” to Defend ourselves, our Family, Friends, Neighbors and our Country, “The Land of Liberty”

  62. avatar jwm says:

    When daddy left for work every morning the kids were posted up outside with instructions not to let the milk man, mail man, meter reader or the preacher in to see mommy.

  63. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “And this is what I use to shoot flies off with !”

  64. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “Say your prayers varmint”

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