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During the stay-at-home order, I took it upon myself to be part of the neighborhood gesta…I mean watch. It’s my job to patrol the neighborhood to make sure everyone obeys they rules.
“Hey you, in zee house! No gardening for you!”.
If I see people talking on their property in a group, I quickly blow my whistle and shout “NEIN! There’s too many of you standing on zee driveway!” The worst are the people who think it’s OK to go for a leisurely family drive. I tail them in my Kübelwagen until we hit a red light, which I then pull along side and shout at them for not obeying the orders of the reichsführer (Governor).
“Essential travel only! Das ist nicht einen vacation! Shame on you!!”
Many have come to hate me, but the work I do is Important. I’m the nosy guy that makes it my mission to make sure everyone listens to the new rules and accepts the fact that they must obey. Forget the US Constitution, it doesn’t mean anything now that a Chinese virus is here.
That’s why I carry a 1943 AC (Walther) P-38.