If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s sloppy puns. No, not the nightclub singer from the ’40’s. Puns that don’t quite work. I mean, c’mon. It’s not a shotgun. It’s a handgun 0n a hip flask. Which sounds kinda cool. Handgun hip flask. On the other hand (gun), drinking from this receptacle makes it look like you’re eating your pistol, which is more than slightly unsettling. Hey, at least it’s not cocked and locked. Click here to buy the Suck UK classic 4-ounce flask from Amazon for $11.39. Or not. [h/t Otakuguy77]