If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s sloppy puns. No, not the nightclub singer from the ’40’s. Puns that don’t quite work. I mean, c’mon. It’s not a shotgun. It’s a handgun 0n a hip flask. Which sounds kinda cool. Handgun hip flask. On the other hand (gun), drinking from this receptacle makes it look like you’re eating your pistol, which is more than slightly unsettling. Hey, at least it’s not cocked and locked. Click here to buy the Suck UK classic 4-ounce flask from Amazon for $11.39. Or not. [h/t Otakuguy77]


  1. These things always remind me of Frank in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia trying to perfect a shot for the bar that would shoot out of a shotgun.

  2. Am I an alcoholic if the first thing I thought was “4 ounces? WTF am I going to do with 4 ounces?” lol.

    But seriously, that’s not even a pre-game. That’s like… the stretching before the warm-up 😈

  3. It vaugley reminds me of a video I saw of a US soldiers in Vietnam, smoking weed from a pump action shotgun. Weed in the breech, lips on the barrel.


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