What Could Possibly Go Wrong: Mamma Mia Edition


  1. avatar Van says:

    It looks like someone loaded it with the wrong caliber of condiment. I would have expected a ketchup discharge. Does it come in yellow?

  2. avatar Sanchanim says:

    I see someone getting shot in the eye with mustard! lmao

  3. avatar Jason says:

    I used to have an auto mustard dispenser but I got many ‘Failure to Feed’ failures. This made me very hungry. Now I only use revolvers that never jam. Unless of course I fill it with jam.

    1. avatar Ralph says:


  4. avatar Aaron says:

    Looks like a plastic Taurus Judge… with roughly the same effective range.

    1. avatar Buzzy243 says:

      Don’t be too hard on the Judge. Shooting clay pigeons with a revolver is a hoot.

      1. avatar Aaron says:

        I’m sure it’s a fine gun… you can count on me to go for cheap-shot humor when the opportunity presents itself.

  5. avatar Van says:

    Found: the Hamburlgar’s gun.

  6. avatar Ralph says:

    I’d relish the opportunity to shoot that gun. It looks like it can really cut the mustard. But the shooter in the picture is a real hot dog, with frankly poor trigger control. Besides, in Massachusetts, a-salt weapons are banned.

    1. avatar Brett Solomon says:

      I also live in a condiment state.

    2. avatar virtualjohn says:

      Looks like a hot load could land you in quite a pickle.

  7. avatar Aharon says:

    Just imagine how much fun you can have if you swap out the regular mustard and ketchup dispensers with the plastic condiment gun dispensers at a liberal grade school picnic.

  8. avatar Stephen H says:

    Hmm… not sure what could go wrong… Nasty-ass mustard water due to insufficient shaking?

  9. avatar Mark says:

    Nah!!! I see some liberal school being PC and banning all condiment dispensers because some kid might harm another kids food or person!!!! Welcome to “Modern Government”!!!!!

  10. avatar Leo Atrox says:

    What could possibly go wrong? A bitchin’ wife to compliment my equally bitchin’ new condiment dispensers, that’s what!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      All my wives have been bitchin’ — at me.

      1. avatar Aharon says:

        Why keep getting married? A man can always arrange to get all of the so-called fringe benefits of modern marriage version 2.0 such as cooking, cleaning, and all forms of entertainment. In the long run, outsourcing marital services is less costly financially and otherwise.

  11. avatar Buzzy243 says:

    Darn it! Where was this two weeks ago? I could have walked around Rock Island with this in my waistband for fast and accurate presentation of some delicious Boetje’s!

  12. avatar Parthenon says:

    That mustard’s got quite a kick!

  13. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Import your mustard from China and you can still claim you filled the guy with lead.

  14. avatar GS650G says:

    Not available in SF, NYC, NJ or Chicago without a FOID and a background check.

  15. avatar matt says:

    Why do they include a muzzle cap? Dont they know what happens when you pull the trigger on a gun with a barrel obstruction? Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

  16. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    i want one………

  17. avatar virtualjohn says:

    FOOD FIGHT!!!!

  18. avatar Ropingdown says:

    You guys are all on double-secret probation immediately. I should have said this last month.

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