What Could Possibly Go Wrong: Mamma Mia Edition Gear News by Robert Farago | Jun 05, 2012 | 25 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Van says: June 5, 2012 at 16:16 It looks like someone loaded it with the wrong caliber of condiment. I would have expected a ketchup discharge. Does it come in yellow? Reply Sanchanim says: June 5, 2012 at 16:20 I see someone getting shot in the eye with mustard! lmao Reply Jason says: June 5, 2012 at 16:24 I used to have an auto mustard dispenser but I got many ‘Failure to Feed’ failures. This made me very hungry. Now I only use revolvers that never jam. Unless of course I fill it with jam. Reply Ralph says: June 5, 2012 at 16:47 Haaaaaaaaa! Reply Aaron says: June 5, 2012 at 16:27 Looks like a plastic Taurus Judge… with roughly the same effective range. Reply Buzzy243 says: June 5, 2012 at 17:29 Don’t be too hard on the Judge. Shooting clay pigeons with a revolver is a hoot. Reply Aaron says: June 5, 2012 at 17:42 I’m sure it’s a fine gun… you can count on me to go for cheap-shot humor when the opportunity presents itself. Reply Van says: June 5, 2012 at 16:28 Found: the Hamburlgar’s gun. Reply Ralph says: June 5, 2012 at 16:54 I’d relish the opportunity to shoot that gun. It looks like it can really cut the mustard. But the shooter in the picture is a real hot dog, with frankly poor trigger control. Besides, in Massachusetts, a-salt weapons are banned. Reply Brett Solomon says: June 6, 2012 at 06:30 I also live in a condiment state. Reply virtualjohn says: June 6, 2012 at 10:15 Looks like a hot load could land you in quite a pickle. Reply Aharon says: June 5, 2012 at 16:55 Just imagine how much fun you can have if you swap out the regular mustard and ketchup dispensers with the plastic condiment gun dispensers at a liberal grade school picnic. Reply Stephen H says: June 5, 2012 at 16:58 Hmm… not sure what could go wrong… Nasty-ass mustard water due to insufficient shaking? Reply Mark says: June 5, 2012 at 17:07 Nah!!! I see some liberal school being PC and banning all condiment dispensers because some kid might harm another kids food or person!!!! Welcome to “Modern Government”!!!!! Reply Leo Atrox says: June 5, 2012 at 17:17 What could possibly go wrong? A bitchin’ wife to compliment my equally bitchin’ new condiment dispensers, that’s what! Reply Ralph says: June 5, 2012 at 18:18 All my wives have been bitchin’ — at me. Reply Aharon says: June 5, 2012 at 18:47 Why keep getting married? A man can always arrange to get all of the so-called fringe benefits of modern marriage version 2.0 such as cooking, cleaning, and all forms of entertainment. In the long run, outsourcing marital services is less costly financially and otherwise. Reply Buzzy243 says: June 5, 2012 at 17:20 Darn it! Where was this two weeks ago? I could have walked around Rock Island with this in my waistband for fast and accurate presentation of some delicious Boetje’s! Reply Parthenon says: June 5, 2012 at 18:44 That mustard’s got quite a kick! Reply Ropingdown says: June 5, 2012 at 23:42 Import your mustard from China and you can still claim you filled the guy with lead. Reply GS650G says: June 6, 2012 at 08:25 Not available in SF, NYC, NJ or Chicago without a FOID and a background check. Reply matt says: June 6, 2012 at 09:30 Why do they include a muzzle cap? Dont they know what happens when you pull the trigger on a gun with a barrel obstruction? Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Reply ready,fire,aim says: June 6, 2012 at 09:38 i want one……… Reply virtualjohn says: June 6, 2012 at 10:10 FOOD FIGHT!!!! Reply Ropingdown says: June 6, 2012 at 17:01 You guys are all on double-secret probation immediately. I should have said this last month. Reply Write a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.