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Making the wild west a little less wild, one dinosaur at a time!
“Oh my God it’s coming right for us!”
This is what happens when the graboid population gets out of control…
At 1 MOA, that chicken never had a chamce.
Pterodactical.
ding! ding! ding! +1^nth for you sir!
and… they’re real! really really! xD
+2 I like this one.
+3. We need a morale patch with that!
Yeah, I vote for this one.
Group photo of the Asymetric Solutions training staff. That’s the Rev. Paul holding the dogs ears.
10/10 Would operate with.
OH my God!
They bagged Nancy Pelosi!
Awesome!
I saw it on the interwebz, it must be true.
Or
The theory of evolution takes one mighty step back
“you think this is impressive? It’s just what we use to keep people out of the barn. You wanna see some shit?
i got some shit in here if you wanna see some shit…”
Looks like a flier…
The original batmen.
That’s one hell of a bird dog you got there, Clem.
Texas dove hunt
Did you hear? They’re trying to teach our kids that dinosaurs only lived millions of years ago. Some new-fangled BS called “eeevo-lotion” or somesuch nonsense.
I told you dinosaurs weren’t extinct!
“…Shot that with a Stonechester 1894-B.C. Really takes ’em down.”
I hate havin’ to keep the grin off this dog’s mug because of what we done to his former girlfriend…
Wild Bill Hickok ain’t got nuttin’ on these boys.
OR
After this photo was posted on Facebook, reaction was swift. Sixty three death threats, one hundred twelve comments decrying the lack of gun control in the wild west, and six morons formed PETP…that’s People for the Ethical Treament of Pterodactyls.
The boys who took the hunting trip to the Valley of Gwangi have returned. Only Latigo filled his tag however.
I’m impressed you know that movie. Some may not really get the reference.
I wish I could find that movie. Stop motion monster movies like Harryhausen made are a favorite of mine. Add rubber suit black and white monsters to the list and I can peruse for hours.
check out outre and/ or filmfax magazines.
BREAKING NEWS: Dianne Feinstein revealed her true form early this morning but made the mistake of trying to disarm Texas and was quickly dispatched.
Oh my god they shot Sarah Jessica parker.
win.
Our Newest and Best Free-Range Organic Chicken… “You should see the eggs!”
Jurassic Duck Dynasty… the land before beards?
We get more than a pump .22 for this shooting gallery, right?
“Cousin Jedediah says that wuz the ugliest and biggest chicken hawk he’d ever seen. Luckily he had his ol Henry Rifle, and he went down like a stuck pig.”
“How in tarnation is we supposed to cook this thing?”
Tom W. wins the internet.
Tastes like chicken
That took longer than I expected š
45 ACP killing the body and the soul of all creatures, even mythical ones, since 1847.
Cowboys near Tombstone, AZ pose with legendary female Thunderbird that they hunted after it killed several of the calves from their herd. The giant lizard bird was tracked to its nest where four lizard chicks were discovered. After domesticating the chicks, the cowboys have now saddle broken them and are using them to fly aerial roundups.
And they said punt guns had no sporting purpose…
You don’t need a 30 round magazine to kill a deer.
You DO need them for dinosaurs!
“Aren’t they endangered?”
“Not any more…”
This is why we can’t have nice things. Just think of the falconry possibilities if they hadn’t killed that thing and domesticated it instead.
Train one to hunt Prius’s with coexist stickers on them and move it near Berkely.
Henry Ford and his posse knew this creature would cripple the white van Industry if it’s capture resulted in a new form of falconry.
You would need more than one…they’d be overwhelmed by smug in a matter of minutes…
If you had more than one you could be the guano king overnight.
The War on Terror bags its first terrordactyl.
Good one!
“The real reason for the Second Amendment!”
Tastes like chicken.
The preppers finally have their day.
You guys obviously did not see the “Red Wedding” on Game of Thrones or you never would have messed with Daenerys Targaryen’s Dragon….Look up, Look Down and just wait for death.
The American Silencer Association’s latest political victory… Suppressors are now legal for hunting on Isla Nublar.
Before his work as a subject of children’s books, Clifford the Big Red Dog worked as a hunting dog. Shown here are his former owners with one of the birds he retrieved.
Tactical Pterodactyl and his cowboy cohort
“The power of the .45 ACP was clearly not debatable.”
Movie poster for the sequel “Cowboys VS Dinosaurs”.
Batman the early years?
Roots of the “Rebel Yell” : Imitations of the banshee-like wail of this fearsome beast, when performed for the crowds, engendered such terror and fear that it was soon adopted by Texas troops as their battle cry, and spread like wildfire throughout the ranks.
The latest PETA poster attempting to ban hunting.
That’s the best y’all got? I kill at least two pterosaurs a week that size here in Louisiana :p
Yep, Thunderbird. Good eatin, ifin y’all know how to cook ’em.
The terranodon at the OK Corral.
And they said Jules Verne made it all up.
“Well, here’s one illegal that ain’t crossin’ over again!”
These things were getting mighty rare. Had to go ahead and bag one before it was too late.
Some guided hunts are worth the extra $$$
Good one!
You shot down your neighbor’s toy drone?
That’s cute.
Also good!
Congratulation to the Dalton gang on killing that very last pesty Pteranodon in existence….. š
See? Dinosaurs really did exist.
…and their pets are cute, too.
TURKEY HUNT WENT PREHISTORIC
Meet the creature that inspired John Moses Browning
A mosquito raped a chicken in the blueberry patch-
Six days later the chiquitos hatched!
Very Clever!
I swear Billy, it just swooped down and carried my wife off. I found and shot it, but never saw her again!
Mosquitoes in Florida have really been getting out of hand lately
Best Thanksgiving Day bird in the history of… EVER!
or
Turkey hunting a la Rancho Pangea
Back to the future 4 jurassic park.
“Pteradead”
Few historians remember that after the success of the “Wright Flyer,” the Wright Brothers turned their attention to making the first drone.
“I told you it wasn’t the Bat Signal!”
The Washaw County Sheriff’s Department proudly announces the formation of their first aviation unit.
The big one that didn’t get away.
Upon closer examination of the beast, the hunting party regretted not shooting the brontosaurus instead.
What stuffing goes in that for Thanksgiving?
Right off hand I’d say .44-40.
Yep, I bagged ’em with my rifle. Huh? What’s it chambered in? .557 Tyrannosaur, of course!
“WTF? – All that PhotoShop work and still nothing decent for dinner?”
“…then Virgil said ‘Saddle or not, I’m gonna ride it’ and that’s why there’s only ten of us left.”
Hey Merle,
Check out this crazy looking turkey me and the boys bagged for Thanksgiving!
Picture taken circa 1907 of what was thought to be the last of the Dinus Finastinasaurus. That was proven wrong in modern day California when one was discovered and given a federal Senate seat.
Analysis has confirmed: Both specimens in question came from the same brood.
Little did these hunters know that the Pterodactyl had already laid eggs, one of whom would go on to become a California Senator.
“He was no match for the combined might of our mustaches.”
Just another day in Arizona.
Wyatt, doc, and the boys showing how the west was truly won!
Or
” Bet it tastes like chicken “
Duck, duck, duck, duck, goose, pterodactyl!!!!
Ahahahaha. For a second there I thought this was a viral picture for the sequel to Cowboys vs. Aliens. Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs. Remember the Pace Picante commercials. “Get the Rope”
“Just stretching out Jerry’s impressive foreskin”
Pterodactyl, the rarely seen cousin of Heckle and Jeckle
They ignored it when it took their cattle. They turned their back when it laid it’s eggs in the town square. They looked the other way when it took over the fishing hole. But when it crapped on Zeb from 1,000 feet up, it went to far.
Damn Alaskan mosquitoes…
To those that say you can have too many guns, I have one word for you…. Thunderbird!
“Lysine Contingency,” my ass. If the dinosaurs escape to the mainland, just shoot the bastards.
And “It was this big”
While out hunting with my uncles and their two dogs, my uncle Joe shot this big bird.
No Really….
You’re worried about a hawk getting a couple of your prized pigeons? Listen, in my day we had birds as big as wagons…
“We endanger species”
We’re gunna need a bigger saddle…
Save the neck for me, Clark
Hilarious!
You know, the greenies are going to have a field day on this one.
The NSA recently announced they made a slight tactical error while deploying their “time traveling drone” against citizens of the Southern United States.
Gonna have to get me a bigger bird dog…
“Look at this boys, we bagged us a dragon!”
“Cousin Gertrude, I mean my wife, wanted a big turkey to feed the family for Thanksgiving. Them turkeys were too smart for me so I got one these big birds. We are going to need a lot of stuffing and cranberry sauce.”
Man holding head – “Hurry, my scouts report rain on the horizon”
Photographer – “Dammit, hold still. We have 4 hours to go!”
Man on Wing – “Why did we let the school kids make this from paper mache again?”
Batman’s no guns policy bit him in the butt when he tried to visit Texas!
“Umm… whose got a tag for this?”
“Darn, we thought them thar drone thingies were a legend! We done got one with one shot from Ole Betsy.”
And here is a picture of me posing with the natives. A strange bunch of flightless folks. Shortly thereafter, they made for some good eating when the rest of the family flew in. Only problem now is the kids insisted on keeping the four legged variety as pets.
Wow, at first I thought this was another one of RF’s crazy ads, it blended right in with the Russian dating gals
US Border Patrol Drone, circa 1883
“They say I killed six or seven pterodactyls for flying. That ain’t true; I only killed one pterodactyl for flying.” — John Wesley Hardin.
We named it Terry not Perry. A “T” as in Pterodactyl.
lever-action dino-taggin’
Wright Brothers…. The Early Years
Dog: These guys are full of crap.
Another species hunted to extinction by irresponsible gun owners.
“Billy jo said he had a bat problem, (spits chew)but i didnt know it was this bad!”
It took a shot from all of us but we sure got that thang!
Dirty Steve in Young Guns: “Did You See The Size of That Chicken!!!!”
Guess it wasn’t the peyote after all.
“Well, that’s the last one of those. Guess we’ll just have to start hunting jackalopes now.”
Irresponsible growth hormone use of the day: 1900’s Turkey Edition
If you can’t kill anything in North America the way your great-grandpapy did it with a 30-30 or a 10 gauge you have no business hunting in the fist place.
(immediately after the picture is taken)
“Jebediah, did you just feel it move too?”
“Eyup.”
“Well, sh*t.”
Feinstein, the early years.
Area 51 dedication ceremony. April, 1868.
After limiting out on unicorns and about to call it a day, Joe spotted this large pterodactyl. Luckily, he had picked up a pterodactyl tag the day before and harvested this record-setting animal after a lengthy stalk.
Lots a wing, but not enough breast meat…
Pterotactical as Fuck
I think the SLEESTAK will be safe now…
Hernia exams are universal.
The doves really are bigger in Texas.
“But dammit John, what if a game warden sees this here picture?”
“Hell, don’t worry Jed. We’re in the picture and I still don’t believe it.”
It was coming right for me!
“Look at this Baby!”
The elusive prairie turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving.
“Bat sh*t crazy” they said, granny’s black painter is next!
If I were PC I should state the obvious but let’s have some fun.
What really made the Wild West wild: dinosaurs.
“You think bird hunting is easy Son!? When I was your age we had to shoot 10 Pterodactyl just to make a meal!!!”.
Poor Perfection, first the Graboids, now these!
“It was the biggest dang duck I EVER saw.”
Another terrible gun control poster… “Scientists agree, the extinction of dinosaurs was caused by the proliferation of Assault Weapons.”
Rufus was just sure that it was open season on Pterodactyl, so we got some of the boys together ‘n’ guess what?
“Checkmate atheists.”
Sure hope it taste like chicken
Sometimes the first take is the best one. There were lots of worthy contributions, but Bruce took the prize with “pterodactical.” Eloquent in its brevity. Congrats.
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