Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a SIG SAUER Gun Pin Set


Enter the best caption for the above photo in the comments by midnight Friday and you’ll win a set of six SIG SAUER pins (see below) . . .



  1. avatar John P. says:

    The California DOJ announces the first firearm for its new “CCW approved” list…

  2. avatar DaveC says:

    What recoil?

  3. avatar SteveR says:

    To be able to support a large gun like that, that woman must have a strong forearm! Do you have her phone number?

    1. That’s Ceres from “Hellsing”. She’s a vampire… Don’t know if that’s a plus or a minus to you.

      1. avatar HeySpanky says:

        “Bitches love cannons.”

      2. avatar Prudikal says:

        Its seras not ceres

        1. avatar anonymoose says:

          “F— YOUR BLIMP!”

  4. avatar Jasonius says:

    How Rosie learned to rivet from 1000 yards off.

  5. avatar jwm says:

    If a gun is a penis substitute……..

  6. avatar MiniMe says:

    “Oh! Squirrel!!”

  7. avatar DMD says:

    Size does matter !!! DMD

  8. avatar Paul53 says:

    Never saw anybody try to shoot an arial refueling probe before. Also don’t know why arials need fuel.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    The .88 magnums big brother. The 1.76 magum carbine.

  10. avatar dh34 says:

    New from Mattel…Anti-tank Barbie

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Actually…….I like.

  11. avatar jwm says:

    The select fire .9mm with fifty thousand round clipazine mag thingy.

  12. Size does matter !!! David M Dobin

  13. avatar tmm says:

    “Aim for the dog…”

  14. avatar AaronW says:

    “Yup… try it out on that tank 5km away… as you can see, has a handle for easy carry”

  15. avatar PNG says:

    Rosie the Riveter is pleased as punch to be able to serve in frontline combat now.

  16. avatar jwm says:

    Reba MacIntire getting prepped for her role in the upcoming “Tremors 6: The ex wife from hell.” She’s out for Burts balls.

  17. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Don’t worry liberals it’s only a 10 round magazine. So we are cool, right? 😀

    1. avatar Dave says:

      You reallllly want to indict me, huh? Don’t make me Vince Foster you

  18. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    ‘scuse me while I whip this out…

    1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

      One of my favorite movies! Lili Von Shtupp could handle that gun!

  19. avatar Matt says:

    This is the last time that jerk is going to take my parking spot!

  20. avatar OakRiver says:

    Hold my beer and watch this…

  21. avatar Rick K says:

    You say I can get it with a muddy girl pink camo stock?

  22. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Mine’s bigger than your..?

  23. avatar Benzo says:

    Reba “observes” the wedding of her ex-husband.

  24. avatar Phil LA says:

    Rick James, bitch.

  25. avatar William says:

    “Shut up already, I left the big one at home. I didn’t think we’d need it, ok?”

  26. avatar mike oregon says:

    53- boys…B.S. it barely went through 47

  27. avatar Daniel says:

    “You think it’s out of range?”
    “Nah, I got em”

  28. avatar Lew says:

    I will call your “pen and phone” and raise you .50

  29. avatar Mudshark says:

    Just got back from a ballistic test, shot a bunch of different handguns. It starts at 38 spl and ends at 45.. thats for defense type stuff. 357 kicked to hard for the real deal. 9mm was right on, 45acp was better. 357Sig to snappy as was the 40 s &wPretty impressed with 9×18 mak,but .38Spl was as good. Even used bp revolvers, the 36 navy in the ballistic gell we had was comparable to 357, it was loaded way hot. The .25 failed as did the .22 long rifle, stingers cci kik ass,the .44 bps we used produced to much smoke n recoil to be totatally combat effective. The .45 long colt ruled the roost , but follow up shots were out of the ? We did speed draws. penetration test and ease of loading, plus terminal wound cavity test,. 38Spl. and ,45acp After seeing the results the rest is just selling products. Yes the .25 can kill just as good as a .500, but recoil ,shot placement wound cavity, and ease of operation are the factors in a gun fight. Stick with 9mm,.38 n.45acp. An you 9mm guys will loose to .45, we will both be dead, youll just be dead quicker

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      If you are only going to have 6 shots, they should all be .357 magnum.

  30. avatar Tom Worthington says:

    Is this going to kick any harder than my Cricket .22?

    1. avatar tmm says:

      Must be a noisy cricket.

  31. avatar Joker says:

    I pick this one up last week in Syria

  32. avatar John L. says:

    First field trials of the Justice League’s Anti-Villain Obliterator Weapon.

  33. avatar stevor says:

    Yeah, I stole it and it’s an anti-tank gun. Do you think you and your buddies can take it back from me?

  34. avatar Ryan McKinnon says:

    I know Integra is a little abrasive, but don’t you think this is going a little far for an April foolls joke Alucard??

  35. avatar jwm says:

    E-cigarettes are getting out of hand.

  36. avatar John says:


  37. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    GI Jane versus the Tiger Tank.

  38. avatar gs650g says:

    Of course it’s portable, has a handle does it not?

  39. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    Reba Mcentire modeling the new 1100 nitro express. IT SHOOTS THOUGH CITIES!

    1. avatar Joshua says:

      Too wordy bro, you should have just wrote;

      “Reba…gettin’ some!”

  40. avatar Tex300BLK says:

    Honey! I promise it barely kicks at all.

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      Trust me on this!

  41. avatar dh34 says:

    You see the stack of oil cans next to that jerk? Watch this…

  42. avatar Tony says:

    A modern update of Teddy Roosevelt’s foreign policy: Speak softly and carry a big gun

  43. avatar TomD on CO says:

    Sure Mister, you’ve got one of those, but I have one of THESE…

  44. avatar Steve S says:

    “That’s the last time that cat will crap in my garden”!

  45. avatar Sky_DiveR says:

    Say HELLO to my little friend!

  46. avatar James says:

    Elmer’s wife finally had enough of him coming home empty handed.

    “Watch this. I’ll get that wabbit once and for all. Let’s see his carrot stop this. Muhahahahaha”, quoted Mrs Fudd.

  47. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Once you go .50, you don’t get thrifty.

  48. avatar AR Lover says:

    ” 50 bucks says I can light that match with this.”

  49. avatar Larry says:

    With the right purse off body carry allows a woman to carry more than a mouse gun .

    With a proper belt and holster a larger gun can be carried in comfort all day.

    Reba McEntire has a gun that matches the size of her voice .

  50. avatar James69 says:

    Naw, honey it don’t kick.

  51. avatar Eric says:

    Here’s your one chance fancy, don’t let me down.

    1. avatar tmm says:

      Best Reba reference.

  52. avatar Craig says:

    Did you all miss the article about TSA’s 2016 Weapon Selection Program?

  53. avatar Ing says:

    The long-arm of the law is a very long arm indeed.

  54. avatar Rick K says:

    Yes I’m sure a Limbsaver recoil pad will make the shoot like a rimfire Mrs. Smith.

  55. avatar Brandon Storck says:

    And now for my finally trick, I’m going to make that car disappear!

  56. avatar Kapeltam says:

    So what optics do you recommend for this? Will a rimfire scope work?

  57. avatar Steffen says:

    She looks down at her target.
    “That’s not a gun, love. THIS is a gun.”

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Her first attempt at 3d printing a gun, while not perfect, was serviceable.

  59. avatar CMC says:

    You have heard “that’s what she said”… well, “that’s what she does!”

  60. avatar Sammy^ says:

    The feminist long rifle was designed to hit a man’s gun at close to medium range.

  61. avatar Jordan says:

    The newest model in Barrett’s African Hunters collection. This rifle is marketed to those who hunt rhinoceros wearing Kevlar hiding behind brick walls from 5 kilometers away (or tanks ’cause why not).

  62. avatar James69 says:

    This You Tube star was previousy seen shooting a .50 degal with her tounge out, hoping to reclaim her title of “Gun Idiot of the Internet” she is shooting the 25mm anti tank gun.

  63. avatar Wade says:

    Because sometimes a “jackrabbit” just won’t reach her spot.

  64. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    The key to beating anti-vaxxers is to hit them with the needle from a long way off. Watch me get that Ms McCarthy!

  65. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    Now this is a woman I want running for president..

  66. avatar dh34 says:

    “Smile you son of a bitch!”

  67. avatar pieslapper says:

    Yep. She has bigger hands than the Donald.

  68. avatar Silvio I says:

    So you own a barrett 50 cal, that’s cute. Does your little Barrett look this BAD A$$!!!

  69. avatar Desperado says:

    “Size DOES matter!”

  70. avatar CADude says:

    Say hello to my little friend!

  71. avatar Steve in MA (now RI) says:

    I told that bitch 20mm was the only option.

  72. avatar James M. says:

    “Light” Z.A.B.R. (Zombie Apocalypse Battle RIFLE) Headshots not needed!

  73. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    But I thought the shoulder thing is supposed to go up.

  74. avatar MLee says:

    Now say my name!

  75. avatar Jim in Conroe says:

    Take that you waskely wabbit.

  76. avatar Taco Bob says:

    “Reba would be damned if she let the husband get the house in the divorce”

  77. avatar Aron T. says:

    Yes, Ma’am. This will take your husbands balls off if he ever touches that skank waitress again. Yes, from a mile away.

  78. avatar Stogie says:

    Screw Russia. I can see Iran from here!

  79. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Say Soulless Ginger Again!!!

  80. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Oh, goodie! Those PETA protesters chained themselves in a line, and I’m right on their flank!

  81. avatar PatrickG says:

    Go BIG or go home.

  82. avatar Craig says:

    Does the chunky one hear through his nose?

  83. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Ruby had sworn some days back……….”next man calls me Ginger”………

    Today………it was to be memorable

  84. avatar JG says:

    “Send it.”

  85. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    The squirrels are in the yard again, your mother says this time it’s personal.

  86. avatar Mark D says:

    “It’s an 88 Magnum… It shoots through schools.” Notice the proper spelling of “through”. That’s gotta be worth something.

  87. avatar A. C. says:

    “That rabbit’s had more vegetables from my garden than I have. I’m ending this NOW!”

  88. avatar Joe V says:

    This is the only way I can keep the pigeons off my car.!

  89. avatar MichaelinPA says:

    Russia fabricates 1911 clone from stories.

  90. avatar Mike B. says:

    “When you’re goin’ after The Don’s Johnson, you gotta bring enough gun.”

  91. avatar Shiloh Reynolds says:

    Red on the head, Fire in the hole!

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