Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Telor Tactical ComfortAir Ankle Holster Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Telor Tactical ComfortAir Ankle Holster By Dan Zimmerman - April 8, 2016 83 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a Telor Tactical right-handed ComfortAir ankle holster. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: One Last Christmas Meme for 2023 Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s Fascinating Edition 83 COMMENTS “I sure hope no one notices that these guns aren’t loaded.” Reply God gave me two eyes so I can cover two bad guys. Reply …well, heck, partner if I have lazy eye I might as well make the best of it. Reply A mans got to know his limitations. 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Reply The only way to cure constipation is to hold 2 handguns… Reply (Sung to the Kim Carnes tune “She’s got Betty Davis eyes”) ?He’s got Marty Feldman eyes? Reply I miss Marty Feldman. Reply Dr. Frankenstein: “Igor, get the bags.” Igor: (Doing an off-the-cuff Groucho Marx imitation) “You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban…” And who can forget – “What hump?” Reply For the last time… Keep the beans out of the chili!!! It ain’t chili if it’s got beans!!!! Reply “Wish I hadn’t had that lazy eye corrected” Reply They told me to shoot with both eyes open. Reply They told me to shoot with both eyes open Reply Feinstein? Clinton? Feinstein? Clinton? Reply Rick James, bitch. Reply PC Load Letter. What the f*** does that mean? Reply He’s a man of distinction with his teacup pinky extended don’t you know…. 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Reply The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men… Reply Say what one more time……. Reply You’ll shoot your eye out, old man! Reply One of these is a Mattel Ruff Righter – the loudest cap gun in the world, so you got to ask yourselves, “Do I feel lucky today?” – Well do ya punks? Reply You really pissed me off this time. Reply That’s the look one gets when one realizes one has covered everything but one’s six. Reply Police say they are still on the lookout for “Deadeye Dan” who was last seen brandishing a pair of Glock handguns near the M. Cyrus School for Girls… Reply “Oh Yeah!” (Just where is that barn door?) Reply Elmer Kieth ain’t got nothin on me! Reply Elmer Kieth ain’t got nothin on me! Reply That’s the last time one of you snot-nosed kids leaves your baseball in my flower bed! Reply Forget 2 birds with one stone Reply forget two birds with one stone Reply “i can smell the worms in your nose. just take half, he says… who’s there? is that my phone?” Reply Shoot ’em with swank: Proffer the pinky Reply Last picture of Bernie Sanders taken seconds after mounting the stage and charging the dais seconds after Hillary Clinton began her acceptance speech as the Democratic candidate for the presidency of the United States Reply “.44 Magnum my ass! These ain’t even .9 millimeter.!” Reply Wishing I was wall-eyed like Marty Feldman. Then I could get a sight picture on both guns! Reply This time Bud was ready for for those beady-eyed squirrel bastards. “Those are MY pecans” Oh yes, he was ready Reply So realistic you tell them apart. Reply The 1000 yard cataract Reply What mall security guards do in their spare time. Reply “Didn’t your mama ever teach you not to make fun of a man’s glass eye?” Reply So who won? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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