Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win IMI Systems 9mm Ammunition

Yippee ki-yay! TTAG's photo caption contest photo this week.

Last week’s contest winner was Rebecca. This week’s champ will win a box of IMI Systems 9mm ammunition. Just enter the best caption for the photo above by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar Weskyvet says:

    Who wants to buy this brand new stock for his Winchester? I calls it a slide fire.

  2. avatar JC says:

    Well, what was The winning entry?

  3. avatar AaronW says:

    “California is THAT way. Don’t move there if you want to keep your freedom.”

  4. avatar Ing says:

    That’s the guy that bump-fired my stock, boys! Right over there!

  5. avatar E. Howie says:

    “And that, gentlemen, is how the NRA gets everyone to hate the NRA…”

    1. avatar Chadwick says:

      Can we get an amen?

  6. avatar The Rookie says:

    Sheriff Matt Garver, frontier magician.

  7. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    Beware the man with one lawyer, he probably knows how to use it.

    1. avatar Gregolas. says:

      Winner !

  8. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    “You fellas are lookin’ for the saloon? It’s up your ass and to the left.”

  9. avatar Chidiver says:

    Every limbo boy and girl
    All around the limbo world
    Gonna do the limbo rock
    All around the limbo clock

    Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
    Jack go unda limbo stick
    All around the limbo clock
    Hey, let’s do the limbo rock

    Limbo lower now
    Limbo lower now
    How low can you go?

  10. avatar Bob from Chicago says:

    Boys, now that I look back, I think he actually enjoyed it.

  11. avatar Bob says:

    If that trumpet player hits the wrong note again shoot him, lightly.

  12. avatar Mort says:

    “Pay attention to that one, fellas– the one surrounded by all the muscle with guns. She might look like just some little old lady, but her name’s Feinstein and she’s the real pain in the ass.”

  13. avatar Mike Oregon says:

    Him,he’s the Dude that said y’all were the “Rusty zipper gang”

  14. avatar Hoyden says:

    ….and carry a stylish stick

  15. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Hogwarts: 1873

  16. avatar Harry Potter says:

    Expecto parabellum

  17. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Gentlemen, the soon-to-be-banned bumpfire stick.

  18. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “You’re wife will love it, and best off all, this one doesn’t take batteries!”

  19. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “Luke’s was kinda light blue, mine’s made of hickory.”

  20. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    When you’re done at the barber’s, the haberdashery is down that way on the right. Don’t forget to shine your boots.

  21. avatar Ken says:

    Put the Gatling gun right there!

  22. avatar Hank says:

    Don’t you dare put a bump fire stock on that revolver!

  23. avatar Steve Myrvold says:

    “This here fella’s is what you call a concealed carry weapon.”

  24. avatar Larry says:

    Let’s play corn hole with this here stick of unstable dynamite.

  25. avatar Joe R. says:

    Apparently, three (3) isn’t more gun-slingers than you could shake a stick at.

  26. avatar Chadwick says:

    Over thata way gents we’ll catch up to the stagecoach and grab every last one of those bumpfire stocks that turn your six shooters into gatling guns.

  27. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “with a hey nonny nonny, and a hot cha cha!”

  28. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “dig your well right here, boys. this rod never lies.”

  29. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “so that’s all that’s left after you broke it off in his ass? i’ll lend you a cue.”

  30. avatar Jim says:

    As I walked out in the streets of Laredo
    As I walked out in Laredo one day,
    I spied a poor cowboy, all wrapped in white linen
    All wrapped in white linen and cold as the clay.

  31. avatar Bud Harton says:

    “No, No, No. You hit the dinner bell so that the ricochet hits the anvil in front of the blacksmith shop, then careens up to the bell tower in the church, hits the bell which sends it over to the horse trough in front of the saloon where it makes a splash. See? Nothing to it!”

  32. avatar Christopher Erickson says:

    Speak softly and carry a Big Stick…er, .50 Colt! Yeah, big Colt! That’s the ticket.

  33. avatar tmm says:

    Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

  34. avatar LHW says:

    That boys, is what happens when you betray gun owners.

  35. avatar rt66paul says:

    Remember guys, we get to play with 6 guns this week, but next week we are Chicago gangsters and get to play with Tommyguns.

  36. avatar MDH says:

    This thing’s equipped with a bump fire stock – watch! Oops! Damn!!! Never mind.

  37. avatar Mas Cool Arrow says:

    Yea the d bag turning in his guns is over there.

  38. avatar Lance F says:

    Do you think they will notice my holster is empty?

  39. avatar Lance F says:

    I tell you it is going to be the best thing since modified cordite!

  40. avatar Paul says:

    Hi fellers, it’s a new thing I’m tryin. I walk softly and carry a big stick. It’ll catch on some day.

  41. avatar IdahoBoy says:

    Never bring a stick to a gunfight.

  42. avatar Neal says:

    Three cowpoke, one Ramrod

  43. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    “They told me it would be a slippery slope to give up gun accessories, and I had no idea how right they were. See now, even my Louisville Slugger is on a diet!”

  44. avatar JDH says:

    Don’t worry fellas….it’s just Joe Biden firing warning shots again.

  45. avatar Brett says:

    “Now here, watch this. In Texas we toss the stake not the horseshoe.”

  46. avatar Jerry Pennington says:

    Forget gun control, when i’m done everyone is gonna want cane control.

  47. avatar Neal says:

    Nonlethal weapons training class

  48. avatar MilitantCentrist says:

    “Cut, CUT! For the last time: Canes out front, rack, tap, Pas de bourrée, step and bump, tip-yer-hat! Ready? Five, six, seven, eight…”

  49. avatar Matt in SC says:

    OK, I know it’s late but

    “Hey guys, the catering truck is over there”

  50. avatar Neal says:

    “Bet I can toss this into my saddle bags from here”

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