Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win IMI Systems 9mm Ammunition Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win IMI Systems 9mm Ammunition By Dan Zimmerman - October 6, 2017 52 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Last week’s contest winner was Rebecca. This week’s champ will win a box of IMI Systems 9mm ammunition. Just enter the best caption for the photo above by Sunday midnight to be eligible. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 52 COMMENTS Who wants to buy this brand new stock for his Winchester? I calls it a slide fire. Reply Well, what was The winning entry? Reply “California is THAT way. Don’t move there if you want to keep your freedom.” Reply That’s the guy that bump-fired my stock, boys! Right over there! 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She might look like just some little old lady, but her name’s Feinstein and she’s the real pain in the ass.” Reply Him,he’s the Dude that said y’all were the “Rusty zipper gang” Reply ….and carry a stylish stick Reply Hogwarts: 1873 Reply Expecto parabellum Reply Gentlemen, the soon-to-be-banned bumpfire stick. Reply “You’re wife will love it, and best off all, this one doesn’t take batteries!” Reply “Luke’s was kinda light blue, mine’s made of hickory.” Reply When you’re done at the barber’s, the haberdashery is down that way on the right. Don’t forget to shine your boots. Reply Put the Gatling gun right there! Reply Don’t you dare put a bump fire stock on that revolver! Reply “This here fella’s is what you call a concealed carry weapon.” Reply Let’s play corn hole with this here stick of unstable dynamite. Reply Apparently, three (3) isn’t more gun-slingers than you could shake a stick at. 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Reply That boys, is what happens when you betray gun owners. Reply Remember guys, we get to play with 6 guns this week, but next week we are Chicago gangsters and get to play with Tommyguns. Reply This thing’s equipped with a bump fire stock – watch! Oops! Damn!!! Never mind. Reply Yea the d bag turning in his guns is over there. Reply Do you think they will notice my holster is empty? Reply I tell you it is going to be the best thing since modified cordite! Reply Hi fellers, it’s a new thing I’m tryin. I walk softly and carry a big stick. It’ll catch on some day. Reply Never bring a stick to a gunfight. Reply Three cowpoke, one Ramrod Reply “They told me it would be a slippery slope to give up gun accessories, and I had no idea how right they were. See now, even my Louisville Slugger is on a diet!” Reply Don’t worry fellas….it’s just Joe Biden firing warning shots again. Reply “Now here, watch this. In Texas we toss the stake not the horseshoe.” Reply Forget gun control, when i’m done everyone is gonna want cane control. Reply Nonlethal weapons training class Reply “Cut, CUT! For the last time: Canes out front, rack, tap, Pas de bourrée, step and bump, tip-yer-hat! Ready? Five, six, seven, eight…” Reply OK, I know it’s late but “Hey guys, the catering truck is over there” Reply “Bet I can toss this into my saddle bags from here” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.