Helen Mirren and John Malkovich in Red 2

Last week’s winning entry was submitted by Stokeslawyer. This week’s winner will win a 2018 calendar courtesy of Gunsite Academy. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.

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  1. Calvin the Hollywood firearms advisor wept with pride, as, for the first time in movie history, an actor held a gun without fingering the trigger.

  2. Hmmm, is John Malkovich getting ready to build something? He’s holding a Hilti powder-actuated tool. They’re for shooting pins into concrete or steel. He’s inserting the 10 round powder charges.The pins are inserted into the nose piece. It only fires one pin, then you cock it,. which advances the clip. Load another pin, then fire. Hollywood must think we’re idiots.

      • As your penance, you must say ten ‘Hail Marys’ and go rent or buy the film ‘RED.’ Watch it several times, then report back to us with a short plot summary and a commentary stating how much you enjoyed the parking-garage scene.

        For extra credit, watch ‘Die Hard’ until the ‘terrorists’ attach the anti-tank rocket mounting to the floor of the building with a power driver. Explain, in 100 words or less, just how cool an original Steyr AUG looks.

        All will then be forgiven.

  3. Yep, I’m a libtard gun control hypocrite. I will tell you can’t have them and will use guns when it makes more money for me and my friends.

  4. “This is a perfect example of why we need stronger gun control. If we don’t, folks will be carrying this concealed and we couldn’t stop them.” Nancy Pelosi on gun control.

  5. Has anyone done a calendar showing actors using guns with their anti gun statements underneath, I mean live by the gun and die by the gun?

  6. Mirren – Bother! They’re just standing still as statues. Where’s the sport in that?

    Malkovich – Don’t worry, I’ve been dying to try out these new Orange Crush incendiaries since I heard Minute Maid got into the gun business. They’ll all be dancing about for you in a second.

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