Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Gunsite Academy 2018 Calendar

Helen Mirren and John Malkovich in Red 2

Last week’s winning entry was submitted by Stokeslawyer. This week’s winner will win a 2018 calendar courtesy of Gunsite Academy. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.


  1. avatar CLarson says:

    Time to turn down our hearing aides.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Oh, that has to be a front runner!

  2. avatar spacedredd says:

    I nail them… You shoot up their Suburbans…

  3. avatar BLAMMO says:

    We’re dressed to kill. So, let’s.

  4. avatar TexTed says:

    Not an entry, just a statement: R.E.D. was awesome and Helen Mirren was a total badass in it. That is all.

    1. avatar Lost Down South says:

      Watch some clips of her from The Queen. Quite a difference.

      1. avatar No one of consequence says:

        An incredibly versatile and talented actress.

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          Here she is with that .50 :

    2. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      I second the comment that R.E.D. was fantastic — definitely in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

    3. avatar M1Lou says:

      I watched her as a teen in Excalibur, quite a few times.

  5. avatar C Otto says:

    It’s not what your shooting, it’s how you shoot it

  6. avatar AaronW says:

    The welcoming committee for Harvey Weinstein

  7. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:


    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Now, that is a front runner since it has a double meaning: one meaning if you know the movie and a second generic meaning (referring to police).

      1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

        Best part of the whole movie IMHO is Marvin’s EDC.

      2. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

        For those who don’t know about the pig or Marvin’s EDC;

  8. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Helen Mirren and the Ma Duece: both sexy broads in their old age.

  9. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    told you Hillary was in Vegas with a belt fed rifle…..

  10. avatar Ing says:

    Two weeks ago, at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas…
    (Yes, I know, too soon.)

  11. avatar JB1000 says:

    She’s British, shouldn’t it be a Bren?

  12. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Quit messing with that 50 cal, and help me get the bullets in my hair dryer!

    1. avatar joetast says:

      This gotta be sa islander win

  13. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Before I commit to buying, can I shoot it around the block first?”

  14. avatar Bruce Monro says:

    Remember your sight picture!!!

  15. avatar Senior Gun Owner 1950 says:

    No Nancy. It’s Not California compliant. It’s Holleywood .50 cal. hypocritical.

  16. avatar JasonM says:

    Calvin the Hollywood firearms advisor wept with pride, as, for the first time in movie history, an actor held a gun without fingering the trigger.

  17. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Pity we couldn’t get a bump stock for it … It’d be even more dangerouser that way.

    1. avatar Sowegadoc says:

      Bump that!

  18. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    We totally stole the “securing a massive piece of ordinance to the floor with a Hilti” thing from Die Hard.

  19. avatar GadZoookz says:

    I’m really an anti-gun person. Except when I’m paid not to be.

  20. avatar Scot says:

    You bag’m. I’ll tag’m.

  21. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    “I remember the Secret Service being tougher.”

  22. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Hmmm, is John Malkovich getting ready to build something? He’s holding a Hilti powder-actuated tool. They’re for shooting pins into concrete or steel. He’s inserting the 10 round powder charges.The pins are inserted into the nose piece. It only fires one pin, then you cock it,. which advances the clip. Load another pin, then fire. Hollywood must think we’re idiots.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Um, he anchored the m2 to the garage floor so it wouldn’t slide all over the smooth concrete.

      1. avatar John in AK says:

        As your penance, you must say ten ‘Hail Marys’ and go rent or buy the film ‘RED.’ Watch it several times, then report back to us with a short plot summary and a commentary stating how much you enjoyed the parking-garage scene.

        For extra credit, watch ‘Die Hard’ until the ‘terrorists’ attach the anti-tank rocket mounting to the floor of the building with a power driver. Explain, in 100 words or less, just how cool an original Steyr AUG looks.

        All will then be forgiven.

  23. avatar LGB says:

    Yep, I’m a libtard gun control hypocrite. I will tell you can’t have them and will use guns when it makes more money for me and my friends.

  24. avatar JDH says:

    This should stop those rapey Muslims in London.

  25. avatar Christopher Erickson says:

    For both Helen And Jon:

    Um….is thing on?…

  26. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Your choice: FMJ or tracers?

  27. avatar Bcb says:

    What’s that Marvin dear … oh yes I do agree this would be much more fun with a silencer.

  28. avatar jon majors says:

    I’m going to nail her.

  29. avatar Scott C. says:

    Stares at two of the sexiest women of their age….. Still shoots blanks

  30. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Careful, now. You shouldn’t drop a deuce in the garage.

  31. avatar skiff says:

    Meet Ms. Ma Deuce and a half!

  32. avatar ^Sammy says:

    I’ll take this one. You always say men are better with tools than women.

  33. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Jon, you always get me the best presents.

  34. avatar Steve says:

    Sometimes size DOES matter.

  35. avatar Randbo says:

    Darling, as soon as I’m finished with the paparazzi, you can do my nails.

  36. avatar Me says:

    Where’s the pic/comment that won last week?

  37. avatar NikonKidF3 says:

    Say hello to my little friend…

  38. avatar Kevin VanDyke says:

    “Oh yeah” I remember Harvey Weinstein!

  39. avatar maxwell97 says:

    Let’s see those damned commie protesters ruin date night THIS time!

  40. avatar Huntmaster says:

    That’s not a gun. THIS… is a gun!!

  41. avatar TStew says:

    For some reason, John, this reminds me of a wild night spent with Sidney Portier back in the 70’s…

  42. avatar Weskyvet says:

    We’ll show those damn Aldean fans!!

  43. avatar Breaker19 says:

    Go ahead Fluffy, I dare you to leave a deuce on the lawn!

  44. avatar TomD in CO says:

    No more big-gun envy for her.

  45. avatar Laddie F. Rychlik says:


  46. avatar Parnell says:

    If Harvey Weinstein thinks i’m an easy lay, he’s in for a big surprise.

  47. avatar Steve Kille says:

    “This is how we Hollywood gun control advocates make our money!”

  48. avatar Ed B says:

    Damn, how many more campaign staffers does Hillary want us to take out?

  49. avatar Adrian Saunders says:

    She thinks she’s going to park in my spot again!? Oh, hell no!!

  50. avatar terry w maki says:

    Ready or not – here I come!

  51. avatar Mike says:

    One more bottle and you win the stuffed doggy!

  52. avatar PJ Cook says:

    “John, this IS the most fun you can have with your clothes on…wanna go next?”

  53. avatar Tim Westby says:

    Hold your fire, lemme set my watch to semi-automatic …

  54. avatar Jim says:

    Yes ma’am, both are considered “automatic” weapons in hollywood.

  55. avatar Tim Buck 2 says:

    These are inDEED bump stock cufflinks!

  56. avatar TRUBRIT says:

    A little more to the left Feinstein……..then I will show you what ‘full auto’ really means…..

  57. avatar tgrit says:

    “Are you sure this is good enough to get that gopher in my swiss chard”, M. Stuart

  58. avatar retrocon says:

    “Hi, Harvery. You remember nailing me? Well, I’d like you to meet my little friend.”

  59. avatar Chiefton says:

    “This is a perfect example of why we need stronger gun control. If we don’t, folks will be carrying this concealed and we couldn’t stop them.” Nancy Pelosi on gun control.

  60. avatar American Patriot says:

    Remember when Taco Bell said “Run for the Boarder” well watch this…..

  61. avatar Sophomoric Slut says:

    I will DEFINITELY need a bigger IWB holster to get this mother on the campus!

  62. avatar Robbyg says:

    I think I grabbed the heat gun by mistake!

  63. avatar Gordon Couch says:

    16d to pair with Ma Deuce, or 20d?

  64. avatar Mrahs says:

    Yes dear, even at our age_size DOES_ matter!.

  65. avatar Jake Lebo says:

    “You look riveting with that ma deuce my dear”

  66. avatar Peter Maver says:

    Has anyone done a calendar showing actors using guns with their anti gun statements underneath, I mean live by the gun and die by the gun?

  67. avatar Chris says:

    Size matters.

  68. avatar Charles says:

    “What do you mean only a ten-round magazine???”

  69. avatar Ed Deal says:

    “I think we are going to need a bigger gun”….Not!!

  70. avatar charles f schultz says:

    You can look, but guns are bigger than yours.

  71. avatar Jose says:

    This is the last time the valet scratches our Rolls!

  72. avatar Wzrd says:

    I can’t get my gun to fire! You know how to work a Hilti?!

  73. avatar Scott says:

    Go…I dare you to grope!

  74. avatar Scott says:

    Go on…I dare you to grope!!

  75. avatar Scott says:

    Go on…try And grope!

  76. avatar Groveton says:

    At my age I only shoot blanks

  77. avatar Inidaho says:

    Is that a banana in your pocket or are just glad to see me?

  78. avatar David Skopec says:

    You think white will show powder burns! Dear you look good in any color!!

  79. avatar Matt Wright says:

    I said, “you’re not on the guest list”!

  80. avatar Terry W says:

    Keep the ammo coming Charles…need some armor piercing please.

  81. avatar Groveton says:

    Malkovich…John Malkovich.

  82. avatar Neal says:

    You drill ’em, or I will

  83. avatar BWR says:

    Mirren – Bother! They’re just standing still as statues. Where’s the sport in that?

    Malkovich – Don’t worry, I’ve been dying to try out these new Orange Crush incendiaries since I heard Minute Maid got into the gun business. They’ll all be dancing about for you in a second.

  84. avatar handejector says:

    I’ll teach that insurance company not to drop estrogen from my coverage!

  85. “That mouse will rue the day he set foot in MY office.”

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