Last week’s winner was Ma808. If you’d like to win a t-shirt from XS Sights, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight. Good luck.
You call that a gun? That is for a lady purse.. it has no stopping power.
What? I’m sorry, I can’t stop staring at your cartoonishly small gun and poor trigger discipline.
That’s cute. What’s it going to be when it grows up?
Couldn’t afford a PPK?
“Now, Mr. Landau, do you really want to take a bullet for that obnoxious Vincent Price wanna-be standing behind you?”
Although he hated the term, he was definitely beginning to feel “triggered”.
“I’m afraid that you have embarked on an impossible mission. Give up while you still are able.”
Let’s finish this stopping power vs shot placement argument once and for all
Your wiener-gun sucks. And you’re holding it wrong.
“Finally caught you Agent Smart. Now you’re gonna ge…..”
“I’m not Maxwell Smart, my nam…..”
Dang it ! Missed him ‘by that much’ again !”
I hope you brought a bigger gun!
Look at me when I’m pointing my gun at ya.
Seriously, have a Tic Tac.
What do you think you’re going to do with that? Kill me? HA! You can’t kill me! I’ve been dead for three weeks!
Oh that was a gun in your pocket! I thought you were happy to see me.
Didn’t you read the Beretta safety manual? It says keepa u finger offa da trigger unless you a gonna shoota someone. Oh shit.
“You do realize that is the cigarette lighter I keep in my top desk drawer, right?”
“On second thought, Maitre’D, the table next to the kitchen door will be just fine!”
Awwww, ain’t that cute? Do they make one for men?
Judy, Judy, Judy
Your gun is dribbling.
I got set up by Mr. Phelps so that he would have my wife Cinnamon all to himself!
Thank God Glocks haven’t been invented yet. I’d be dead right now.
Safety is on and ambidextrous guns are not in production either.
So, not so impossible after all.
“it’s my WIFE’S goldenlabradoodle!”
I thought the garlic smell was from the Beretta until I caught a whiff of your
Little did they realise, that it was actually Leonard Nimoy, in a Martin Landau latex mask.
The only reason you like that pistol, is because it makes your hands look big.
*spit* “Rub my spit into it and you might have a real gun afterward.”
I wish TTAG would publish the winning caption.
Uh…finger off the trigger Mr.Phelps! Didn’t the IMF teach you anything?!
That looks like Mr. Briggs to me.
Don Draper, you nailed my wife for the last time.
You obviously aren’t compensating, that gun is tiny.
Is that a High Point? Ok, go ahead and pull the trigger. I’ll take my chances.
I now only see 12 comments???
“I’ve seen this movie, it’s loaded with blanks!”
“Keep pointing that pistol at me and were gonna find out how deeply it can be concealed, pal…”
I sure would be nice to see some, heck, any! of the reported 38 comments.
edit: Must be gremlins. When I tried to see the comments there were none. After posting this one, they appeared.
I double dog dare ya to pull my trigger!
“When I say ‘now!’ duck to your left and I’ll shoot the guy with the sparse mustache. I really hate sparse mustaches.”
I never thought I’d see a gun that makes a hi-point look manly.
Uh, I’m not from the government to take your gun. You can keep it!
43 responses and all I can actually see is 1 response? What’s going on here?
Put that little mouse gun away, I can only be killed by a caliber that begins with a 4.
Should I tell him that his watch for the smart gun is on the other wrist?
You can’t kill me…I’m already dead.
“There are two ways to de-cock this pistol, and I’m leaning towards the fun one.”
I’ll play your game…wait is that your booger finger?
Thinking: Hmmmm. Where is the loaded chamber indicator on that thing?
Gray suit guys always win, people in black suits are the bad guys!
Eew, there’s a booger up to your knuckle.
Do you guys shop at the same store? I will shoot the next man I see wearing a grey suit.
I guess I didn’t win the Cadillac or the steak knives?
I hate skinny neckties!
Does anyone else notice the concerned look of the guy behind him?
“That’s a purty li’l thang”
Cute but do they have a man sized option?
“here, you collect cracker jack prizes…”
Does this pistol go with my suit?
“that’s not a tilt barrel… damnit, i hate you armslist jerks.”
“here, i’ll show you how to get a perfectly straight part without your comb.”
“everything here is made of chocolate. go ahead, take a bite.”
OK, OK I’ll accept the mission!
I coulda’ had a V8!
Check out this reset!
I feel like I’m gonna break this damn thing!
“How cute, does your wife know you took her gun?”
Hmm, what an unusual location to place the safety…
“If you say, ‘Not my president, one more time, I’m gonna’…”
It won’t be NOS anymore if you pull the trigger.
While yours is half cocked, mine is full cocked and bigger, good luck with that!!
You are, without a doubt, the best dressed mugger I’ve ever encountered.
GET IN THE VAN
now i’m wondering if henry rollins is a gun guy.
Of course you realize NYS doesn’t honor CCW reciprocity and I will have to place you under arrest!
“Mr. Laundau… I thought I made our company’s policy on half-Windsor knots abundantly clear…”
All right, Space 1999 sucked. But Barbera Bain was really hot. What was I supposed to do?
“Don’t worry, it didn’t break the skin.”
“Let me get that spot off of your lapel for you.”
You sure you don’t want to use both hands to tame that beast? It may help with that righty safety…
“You really wanna piss me off? Go ahead and pull the trigger then….”
Pencil thin mustache guy- “Hey, boss, remember the Fourth Rule of Gun Safety! Looking at the tiny pistol you are using to compensate for your pelvic shortcomings, I know you’ve never experienced over-penetration. But, trust me- it’s real!”
Martin Landau- “Man, if your pistol was any smaller, this Caption Contest would be hosted at ‘The Truth About Paperweights’ web site.”
Guy with gun- “Damn it, didn’t you see the memo about the company dress code? It said- “No more matchy-matchy necktie & pocket square! Ever!”
You do know LEFTY you did not disengage your safety !
Guy with the gun: Turn all of your guns in now, or you’ll be sorry.
Your wife does a better job than this.
“Is…is that the Mark V model? I’ll give ya $500 for it.”
HEY, GUYS WHO RUN THE SITE!
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