Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win Guns & Oil Gear

Incoming! This week’s prize for the most creative among you is a package of Guns & Oil Brewing Co. gear. That’s right, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll take home a G&O t-shirt and a couple of can koozies. Photo of the gear after the jump . . .



  1. avatar William Burke says:

    “Let’s lob all out beers over to the Jerries, and ask them if they wanna PARTY!”

    “They bring the potatoes and sauerkraut!”

  2. avatar DonS says:

    What’s the elevation adjustment for a 5000 yard shot with this thing?

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      But first, they need a DICKENS’ CIDER!

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        I got that yesterday. Laughed me arse off!!!

  3. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    READY< AIM< FIRE! It is the IRS, and I can see the slime coming out ot the exit ports….

  4. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    I’ve never seen a telescope like this. I wonder what this lever does? Uh oh…

  5. avatar Swarf says:

    “So… tell me again why our foxhole is literally the shape of a target?”

  6. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Lewis, where did you get that cool gun?

    1. avatar IdahoPete says:

      Beautiful – wonder how many of the armed intelligentsia also recognized it. Does that look like the 47-round drum?

      1. avatar IdahoPete says:

        And in case you haven’t seen one in action, here is a video for your entertainment:

  7. avatar BDub says:

    Ivory Tower Suppression Techniques – pioneered by the 14th Ferozepore Sikhs , 1915

  8. avatar NotARacist says:

    Soldier#1 – “I wish this thing had a red dot on it” [struggled for sight picture]

    Soldier#2- “Your mom has a red dot on it” [laughs maniacally]

    Soldier#3- “good one, bro” [runs for cover]

  9. avatar Noakes says:

    I heard if you shoot down a Messerschmitt you get a free P-22!

  10. avatar AaronW says:

    After seeing how this crew did the elevation part, the other men from the nearby platoons weren’t sticking around to see how “traverse” went…

  11. avatar Sherlock007 says:

    It took a lot to bring down Gunga Din.

  12. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    At this elevation the rounds should land somewhere between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, right?

  13. avatar Steve says:

    I thought they were getting rid of those dang Warthogs.

  14. avatar G says:


    1. avatar Phil says:


  15. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    When the second PETA drone flew overhead we were ready.

  16. avatar hardlife_nef says:


  17. avatar Tim in WA says:

    “Damn! He’s dropped behind that sand dune…”
    “Dude… hold my beer and watch this”

  18. avatar Col. Angus says:

    “Hey, Achmed, what do those guys know that we don’t?”

  19. avatar James says:

    Duck Dynasty: The Early Years

  20. avatar Eastex says:

    “We’d be screwed if we were in Conneticut right now”

  21. avatar pirateye says:

    Godzilla is coming. Take a junk shot.

    1. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

      Winnah winnah cheekahn dinnah!

  22. avatar The Last Marine out says:

    I am getting in the trench those gunners never hit any aircraft yet!

  23. avatar jirdesteva says:


  24. avatar Bob says:

    I said LOOK at the Big Dipper, not turn it into a colander.

  25. avatar MojoRonin says:

    Sometimes Stuka season starts before you get the blind set up.

  26. avatar Maineuh says:

    “Watch this shit.”

  27. avatar Maineuh says:

    “We’re all going to Gary’s later to watch ‘The Walking Dead.’ You should totally come.”

  28. avatar BR549 says:

    “Yeah, Sarge, I’m on it. It says Air Force One.”

  29. avatar Jason Jervell says:

    This is NOT the Ottoman I ordered with the couch!

  30. avatar Adam Behnke says:

    Damn you Flappy Bird

  31. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Coming up next on Mythbusters WW1 edition….

  32. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    Duck and cover! Cletus T. Gupta is firing off his home-brew fireworks again!

  33. avatar Random_Commenter says:

    Boy, the holdover for a circling buzzard is hell!

  34. avatar Model 31 says:

    “Of course you can buy one when you get home. You’ll always be able to.”

  35. avatar Brian says:

    Primitive telescopic sights were first used in Afghanistan to shoot at the sun.

  36. avatar JAS says:

    “Why the hell are they making me stand out here trying to shoot down an airplane with this thing while everyone runs for the bunkers???”

  37. avatar Gregolas says:

    When ” The Lollipop Guild” got serious about the flying monkeys…..

  38. avatar fuque says:

    Predator Drone hunting out at the Gun range.

  39. avatar peirsonb says:

    See? He was right, THERE are the droids we’re looking for!

  40. avatar Brian H says:

    Oh shit, looks like the Buddha got reincarnated as a F-22 Raptor this time… and he’s pissed.

  41. avatar chuck says:

    The first known time anyone said the phrase “hold my beer and watch this”

  42. avatar jwm says:

    lacking firearms but not spirit men of the 1st Indian expeditionary force tried a courageous bluff with a sewer pipe on an improvised stand. the brave gun crew were buried where they fell.

  43. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    To cut down on the celebratory firing of weapons, Col. Akbar ordered that all machine guns be permanently attached to the ground. I guess this’ll show him.

  44. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    How many people does it take to man a pakistani anti-aircraft battery? 4…One to aim, one to spot, and two to yell out “pew pew pew” as loud as they can.

  45. avatar Gunr says:

    Get a bead on the head goose, he’s headed right towards Chesly Sullenberger’s plane!

  46. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    Dumbo’s magic feather will soon be ours!

  47. avatar DaPhreak says:

    This will teach Santa not to leave me coal.

  48. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Due to the Obama administration’s military cuts, Biden demonstrates America’s new defense system – firing two shotgun blasts in the air.

  49. avatar Paul53 says:

    Damn these Texas mosquitos!

  50. avatar Don Davis says:

    Sanjay: “You have hit the Zeppelin, well and truly!”
    Rajiv : “Oh, the turbanity!”

  51. avatar Craig says:

    “We’re having vulture for dinner tonight boys!”

  52. avatar JAS says:

    Run to the bunker or….. Man the gun….. Run to the bunker or …… Man the gun…… This gun is [email protected]#!#T


  53. Oh, that’s kind; they’ve painted bulls-eyes on the fuselage for us.

  54. avatar rambam says:

    Babylon Redux.

  55. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    If we put enough holes in the sky do you think it will rain?

  56. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Ninety-nine bottles of beer in the stall, Ninety-nine bottles of beer
    Shoot one down
    pass me a round
    Ninety-eight bottles of beer in the stall.

  57. avatar joleme says:

    “Hey guys, watch this!”

  58. avatar James says:

    Origin of the D.O.T. road crew, “Three Guys Watching, One Guy Doing the Work,” tradition.

  59. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    “E-N-O-L-A G-A-Y” What does that even mea——

  60. avatar Alex in IL says:

    “I’ve had enough of this motha******* sun in this motha******* desert!”

  61. avatar 1700 Somewhere says:

    Hit the deck!! Sanji’s on the trigger!!

  62. avatar Micah in Texas says:

    Pakistans current anti-air capability.

  63. avatar Jim R says:

    “Am I doing this right?”
    “Nah, nah, a little more to the left.”
    *muffled laughter*
    “How bout now?”
    “Liiitle more…” *more snickering*
    “Yeah, let ‘er rip!”
    “..hey what are these coordinates? What am I aiming at?”
    “Rookie, you just took out Joe Biden’s Firebird.”

  64. avatar S.dogood says:


  65. avatar Bruce L. says:

    Damn Aladdin and that flying carpet!

  66. avatar Southern Cross says:

    “Are you sure it isn’t one of ours?”

    “I dunno. Just shoot’em all down and sort’em out on the ground.”

  67. avatar Model66 says:

    The grappling cannon is assembled! As soon as the next plane flies over we’ll be out of this quick sand!

  68. avatar C says:

    “F–k you, Jerry!”

  69. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    I sure hope that Despot Mutual insurance is good, this bitch broke the last guys shoulder.

  70. avatar John L. says:

    Remind me again … Do I shoot at the planes with the bulls-eyes or the crosshairs?

  71. avatar DiFiK8 says:


  72. avatar hardlife_nef says:

    Defecate on my car will you? This will show’em!

  73. avatar TStew says:

    This only works if said in the voice of Apu from “The Simpsons” but here goes…

    “Oh, to the loving arms of Vishnu! I do oh so love the on-the-job training the Brits are giving us for the day when we can kick their imperialist asses the hell out of our country!”

  74. avatar James P. Barnett Jr. says:

    da plane da plane

  75. avatar TheBear says:

    “Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, whatever it is, it’s dead.”

  76. avatar Bob Bailes says:

    Look it’s a bird, it’s a plane …

  77. avatar Bob says:

    Dinners on me boys.

  78. avatar jwm says:

    “We have a red sleigh down! I say again, we have a red sleigh down!”

  79. avatar Nigil says:

    But mama, that’s where the fun is!

  80. avatar John E> says:

    if is water cooled do I get a slurpy with it?

  81. avatar C Wesley Bryant says:

    “Pigeon. It’s what’s for for dinner.”

  82. avatar Tom K says:

    The men had exhausted their rations and whenever a bird flew over they were ready.

  83. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “Look! It’s the “E” that got away from Dear Leader!”

    “Waste it!”

  84. avatar Dfens says:

    “Few sports fans appreciate the bloody first days of the t-Shirt cannon.”

  85. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    “I swear I’m gonna ring a longer steel shot than Jerry Miculek if it kills me!”

  86. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “It’s wabbit season.”
    “No, it’s DUCK season!”

  87. avatar Rigeal says:

    “Hold my beer, watch this.”

  88. avatar The Last Marine out says:

    Watch out ! it’s that BIG BIRD again, his Sh-t is bad stuff!

  89. avatar drmrs says:

    For want of an umbrella, a pair of sun glasses, or a slightly cloudy day, then I could actually identify the target! drmrs 3/9/2014

  90. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    What are those 4 rules everyone keeps telling me about?

  91. avatar Evan B says:

    “Damn pigeons!”

  92. Another good turnout, but Dfens takes it with his t-shirt cannon crack. Congrats.

  93. avatar Trev Bee says:

    “Damned Angry Birds”

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