This week’s caption contest affords you the chance to put a little more safety in your life. Thanks to Chamber-View, if you’re cleverer than the average bear and enter your work in the comments before midnight Sunday, you’ll win a .223/5.56-sized Chamber-View safety block for your AR. Never again will those around you at the range wonder if your rifle is truly open and clear. Now get to it and dazzle us with your wit.
This is how long I have been waiting for my SBR tax stamp
lol, you got my vote.
Here come the moose knuckle jokes…
What’s wrong with a normal chamber flag?
“In my day, if a girl put googly eyes on her hat, it really ment something. Now, they all do it. “
Mr Bundy’s great grandpa when he first started renting the grazing rights in Nevada.
Cliven Bundy’s wedding photo.
I see you don’t like to point your muzzle in a safe direction….
I also like to live dangerously.
Moments before Jebediah Smith kicked the hammer and lost his right hand and was set on fire.
The Master of Beaver Hunting
Morgan Spurlock: sepia edition.
I judge my man by the length of his equipment- and OHHH MY what Length he has.
Annie Oakley tells Buffalo Bill “You’re so brave.”
The Walker trigger on this rifle is what?
“I support the 2nd Amendment but…”
Interrupt our marital bliss…I dare you..
Shannon and Mike go back a long ways.
Her: “I sure do hope our little Dianne don’t grow up to be a dumb dumb” …
Him: “I too Ma Feinstein, I too.”
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my man-stache.
Try as he might, William could not smile for the photo…indeed, he was lucky to not have a scowl underneath his magnificent stache. All he could think about was how much Annie’s sash would draw any viewer’s attention away from his beloved “Ultimate Tassle Limited Edition” jacket from Tassles by Ted.
Oh, and that he was pretty sure Annie had forgotten her girdle. The only saving grace was that nothing…NOTHING…would be in the way of his knee highs. William would be damned if they warn’t going to be displayed properly!
Your hair and boots are great but I love you for your long rifle……
“Your hair and boots are great, but I love your long GUN…:
I know it’s an inconvenient time to tell you this, but I’m pregnant.
Annie, Bill, and their special friend.
Oscar & Reeva – the early, and happier, days.
Diane Feinstein and Mario Cuomo before the breakup.
Shannon Watts and Michael Bloomberg pose in an Annie Oakley and Wild Bill Cut-out photo for their upcoming Everytown, USA Campaign Poster.
The original “Brangelina.”
“Lefty” Larry LeBlank and girlfriend Marge N. Overa just before Lefty’s job change from Buffalo Bill’s right hand man.
Back when men were men. They held their guns, not their women.
Sweetie, I’m asking nicely. Give me my gun back. Or fringes won’t be the worst thing that happens to your clothes…
In one of the first photos taken, we see one of the subjects has fallen asleep waiting for the cameraman to figure his contraption out.
Bloomberg and Watts in an unguarded moment.
(RATS! Pascal beat me to it!)
Note to Self: READ thread before commenting!
The untouched original for Mike and Shannon’s attempt at “grassroots” appeal to fly over country
Photo bomb, 19th century style…by Gumby’s great gran pappy.
“I love a man with a full box of .22LR”
Maybe he’s born with it…
Geez, hipsters sure have run out of things to be ironic about.
The Wild West, where the men were men, the women were women, and the men liked it that way!
This photo will look great on our Face book page!
Poncho needs your prayers it’s true
but save a few for Lefty too
The bullet went thru his right hand, true
But it stayed lodged in his left.
It loads from the muzzle….”What’s a chamber block?”
Winners of the first three legged race.
Give the lovely new couple a hand!
Old Spice isn’t nice and it comes with a price. My boy Garrett chose to wear it, now he can’t help but entice.
All these ladies, all these women are up on him like lice. As a mother I condemn new body spray from Old Spice.
Old Spice! Take a look what you’ve done. You’ve made a sexy man right out of my son. Old Spice!
“I just love a man in thigh high boots with a big rifle.”
Back when men were real men, women were real women, and muzzle discipline was nonexistent.
Honey, is that thing loaded? There’s a giant purple dinosaur behind us!!
Watts and Bloomberg show how close they truly are… Bloomberg demonstrates his knowledge of firearm safety.
Wild Bill to Calamity, ” I got a hard on want to see it?”
There it was a very good Friday to go on an outing and Jesus and Mary M decided to get dressed up in funny cloths get their picture taken. Not having read the rules of gun safety, just after this photo was taken the rifle he was holding discharge. He then told police an elaborate story about how the holes in his hands got there by a nail gun and other details about persecution by the government. It was only after this photo surfaced, the truth became known.
Hey, I was raised Catholic and spent many Friday afternoons doing the stations of the cross. So don’t get your undies in a bundle.
Nothing more heartwarming than a man, his wife, and his mistress.
I don’t always wear shoes, but when I do, I prefer Dos Boots.
The very first time a shotgun wedding was performed because the bride was packing
“One rule to rule me not!”
Stay thirsty my friend.
I’m going to sit this one out. But only because the man himself already have me one because I’m awesome. Thanks Dr. B!
Plenty of good ones with honorable mentions to Gmac and KOB, but Rebecca takes our prize. Congrats!
Remember Honey next week it’s my turn to wear the boots.