Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Taurus Hat and T-Shirt


Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Taurus hat and t-shirt. Be funny. Be creative. Go.


  1. avatar Chris says:

    The ladies book club really took off once they read Lt Col Cooper’s Art of the Rifle.

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      New York reloadz?!? Ur doin ti rong.

    2. avatar derfel cadarn says:

      They must be fighting their ways back to the rifles they should have never put down in the first place

  2. avatar WRH says:

    “We don’t want your stinking Taurus swag.”

  3. avatar Narcoossee says:

    Moms With Guns Against Moms Against Guns

    1. avatar Rob C says:

      Ha! Well done. Can we pay $20 NOT to get a Taurus hat & shirt?!?

  4. avatar NickW says:

    We’re. Your. Huckle. Berry.

  5. avatar George P Burdell says:

    George eventually regretted teaching his wife and three mistresses how to shoot a revolver.

  6. avatar Art out West says:

    We don’t want a Taurus hat and T-shirt! We are Smith and Wesson girls!

  7. avatar Art out West says:

    Comment not a caption, but the one second from the left looks to be wearing an apron.

    (1) Apron indicates a good cook +1
    (2) She looks relatively cute +1
    (3) She seems to like guns +1

    Classy lady

    1. avatar Stinkeye says:

      That’s not an apron, it’s a dress with a short sweater on top.

      Also, wearing an apron doesn’t mean someone is a good cook. I’ve been served some real garbage cooked by people wearing aprons… 🙂

      But she is pretty cute. I’ll give you that.

  8. avatar Hooda Thunkett says:

    That’s the last time you’ll ask for Tofurkey…

  9. avatar Mercutio says:

    Two hands are for girls and sissies.

  10. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    Per my wife: “What did he do wrong?”

  11. avatar Paul says:

    Sorry boys, but fantasy football night is officially cancelled.

  12. avatar Al M. says:

    Pick a wedding ring NOW, young man!!

  13. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Last time Harold…. which one of us makes the best casserole?

  14. avatar sota says:

    Annie got her gun.
    And she invited Bernice, Gertrude, and Florence along to get her point across.

  15. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Handling domestic abuse the correct way.

  16. avatar Mr Antisocial Guy says:

    Stop in the name of guns, before I shoot your heart!

    Sung to the Supremes hit Stop In The Name Of Love

  17. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Say “What” Again!!! I dare you…

  18. avatar Doug says:

    “Once again, WHO looks fat?”

  19. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    The women of 1925 New Jersey.
    How things have changed.

  20. avatar DaveM says:

    They all have squint eye?
    Taurus shirt and hat, wow.
    I’ll just go for the win, donate my prize to the range fund.

  21. avatar PeterW says:

    We said NO PHOTOSHOP

  22. avatar CRF says:

    “Since you like dancing with all the women around town so much, we figured we would give you another opportunity. Now DANCE!”

  23. avatar Paul53 says:

    Did you hear about the Mormon guy that cheated on his wives?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I understand their reaction blew his mind.

  24. avatar Rick K says:

    And we don’t take kindly to revenuers!

  25. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Hello ladies, isn’t a beautiful morning!

  26. avatar Jasonius says:

    The barbershop quartet never serenaded Annie again.

  27. avatar Photoguy says:

    Now you know why polygamy never caught on in Kentucky

  28. avatar LR says:

    If I dropped the Taurus swag, will it go off?

  29. avatar Vitsaus says:

    “German women prepare for New Year’s Eve 2016.”

  30. avatar Jasonius says:

    He’s not going to your stupid vault, and you’re not SPECIAL.

  31. avatar THOMAS HALEY says:

    ” LET GO MY EGG-O”

  32. avatar Andre Deshawn says:

    “Former president Bill Clinton was forced to cut his stop in Little Rock short today when he was confronted by several former staffers who apparently took issue with his speech on sexual harassment in the workplace.”

    Please send the swag to your local women’s shelter. I don’t need it.

  33. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    This was the last thing Barney Fife saw as he fumbled for his one bullet.
    Maybury was never the same after that.

  34. avatar Lorimar says:

    Moms Demand Double Action

  35. avatar DAN V says:

    — “Don’t worry, Cameraman! They’re Taurus!”

    — “Whew!”

  36. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    The result of offering the Jackson County Lady’s S&W Fan Club free Taurus t shirts and hats.

  37. avatar SCW says:

    “Make your own damn sammich”

  38. avatar robert cosenza says:

    don,t ever say the word democrat again to me

  39. avatar Steve in MA (now RI) says:

    “Good news! They’re Taurus revolvers, so there’s only a 50% chance that a properly aimed shot hits you.”

    1. avatar SteveInCO says:

      One chance in sixteen that they will all miss then. Also one chance in sixteen that they will all hit.

      Don’t like those odds.

  40. avatar jn_texas says:

    Who said we should vote for Hillary?

  41. avatar Berend Baas says:

    How’s That?

  42. avatar Scott Gallmeier says:

    “We said there was a sale, we didn’t say where.”

  43. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    What was that Grand Mufti saying about how to properly beat your wife?

  44. avatar jans says:


  45. avatar Justin Case says:

    …and THAT’s how I broke my new camera.

  46. avatar kevin says:

    Get your own turkey pot pie!

  47. avatar jsallison says:

    We’re the daughters Montoya. You killed our father. Prepare to die.

  48. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Let’s show them hippies how these guns work.

  49. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    What do you mean, ‘obsolete’?

  50. avatar Jim says:

    We don’t vote with our uteruses

  51. avatar David says:

    I thought you loved us

  52. avatar Dave says:

    He killed our Pa!

  53. avatar Newshawk says:

    “We’ve already told you–we’re not giving up Ma’s secret BBQ sauce recipe!”

  54. avatar Rick K says:

    At his first door to door voter drive new 2016 presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg suddenly announce he wasn’t running for office after all. He had no further comment, but was seen shortly after buying underwear at the Hooterville Sears.

  55. avatar Kevin76 says:

    “Rape whistle? What’s a rape whistle”

  56. avatar Jesse Bogan says:

    No matter what size you woman is, Smith and Wesson has a revolver for her….

  57. avatar Tennbud says:

    We are NOT going on that Sister Wives program!!!!!

  58. avatar Andrew says:

    Who needs woman’s lib when you have equality in your hand

  59. avatar higgs says:

    Pride and prejudice…..and revolvers. Bring on the zombies!

  60. avatar John S says:

    This -IS- a safe direction. We intend to destroy you.
    – Daleks Women’s Auxiliary

    1. avatar billy-bob says:


  61. avatar billy-bob says:

    Don’t worry they’re Tauruses. You’re safe… unless they drop one.

  62. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    That just a really cool photo. I had a bullseye box just like that.

    1. avatar Ronaldo Ignacio says:

      Alligator skin and all?

  63. avatar Tile floor says:

    John Tucker’s last view

  64. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    The original “Pistol Annie’s”

  65. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    We said, make your own damned sandwich we’re practicing.

  66. avatar DarthLuke says:

    “Get your daily iron intake with vitamin S&W!”

  67. avatar onezero says:

    Texans were arming teachers before Pakistan.

    Keep the shirt & cap.

  68. avatar Cole says:

    Do you feel lucky, punk?

  69. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    “A gun’s like a woman son it’s all how you hold her.” -Blake Shelton

  70. avatar Polcat says:


  71. avatar EricB says:

    Listen here sonny boy. You best be putting that little thing back in your pants before we shoot it off.

  72. avatar alex says:

    Is that a bazooka in the background? Or are you just happy to see me?

  73. avatar Stinkeye says:

    “In retrospect,” thought Ralph, “instilling my love for Smith & Wesson revolvers in all of my ex-wives might have been a mistake.”

  74. avatar Jon Tracy says:

    “Take your wives to the range”, they said. ” Don’t you worry about that new life insurance policy “, they said…

  75. avatar rsmith says:

    We are the women of the NRA


    Behind the good guy with a gun stands the good women……….

  76. avatar Other Tony says:

    Sundresses out, gundresses out.

  77. avatar James69 says:

    Real women use revolvers….. any questions?

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      is the one on the right an auto loader?

      1. avatar jwm says:

        To the left of the picture, on the stand, appears to be a Colt woodsman. But the women all look like they’re holding revolvers.

  78. avatar Dave I n SoCal says:

    The original Charlie’s Angels. And their mother.

  79. avatar C.S. says:

    One of those women is actually Dianne Feinstein…

  80. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    The one eyed, smirking, housewives of Los Angeles, camera haters group, in the only photograph known to exist.

  81. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    YES! You HAVE to marry us Moe,Larry,Curly-and Shemp…

  82. avatar JB says:

    “Our loads are hotter!”

  83. avatar Dave says:

    There’s a place in hell for any woman who votes for Hillary!

  84. avatar jwm says:

    How American schools would look if MDA, kapo bloomberg and barry didn’t need bloody shirts to wave.

  85. avatar DarylB says:

    The new reality TV show Housewives of the Texas Rangers

  86. avatar jwm says:

    They found Leon’s box and decided not to turn it over to the cops.

  87. avatar j says:

    “You done f**ked up good this time beev” or “Taurus? This is a Smith & Wesson household young man!”

  88. avatar defensor fortismo says:

    You’re giving out Taurus merchandise? Here, we’d better put you out of your misery.

  89. avatar Don says:

    “Hey girls! That guy’s wearing a Taurus hat and T-Shirt”

  90. avatar Spartacus Khan says:

    I see you baby –
    Shakin’ that thang…

  91. avatar Tony Chavez says:

    Make your own damn sandwich!

  92. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “light it and hold still.”

  93. avatar Patrick says:

    Oh my goodness Mrs. Cleaver! Did you and the ladies each fire six shots or only five?

  94. avatar Brian says:

    Go ahead; make my souffle

  95. avatar Kap says:

    See mom your Grandma did too play cowboys!

  96. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    Say “what” again.

  97. avatar Fred Frendly says:

    If it isnt going off when it shouldnt, it must not be a Taurus.

    BTW: is the T shirt and hat drop safe? If they are recalled how many years of court delays will there be?

  98. avatar Roymond says:

    “Tell us again who has a big ass.”

    “Ma, there’s only three of them — who gets two bullets?”

    The intruder didn’t realize they each had a favorite body part.

    We Also Darn Socks

    “We gave at the office.”

    “I can hold this all day — what about you girls?”

    “What do you mean, why aren’t we baking? The pies are in the oven — a girl’s got to do something while waiting.”

    “Sally, your shots are always about two feet low. Let’s all try again — aim for the heart.”

    “Robin Hood split an arrow. We can make just one hole.”

    “Mom, the target’s between us and farmer Jeb.”
    “Lily, shut up and shoot.”

    “So two of us are lesbians — you got a problem with that?”

    Restraining Order Backup Squad.

    “Stand still, Billy — the apple’s wobbling.”

    “Now, this is how to perforate a perfect pie crust!”

  99. avatar Stephen J says:

    “End universal suffrage? We can give you twenty-four good reasons not to. Ladies…”

  100. avatar Shocktastic says:

    Looking down the barrels of 4 pistols brandished by his 4 exes, Shallow Hal realized that his surprise appearance on The Dating Game may not have been the lucky break he was hoping for.

  101. avatar Jason says:

    For the last time, gentlemen……….remove your hats at the dinner table!

  102. avatar Jay godding says:

    The 19th amendment proudly sponsored by the 2nd amendment

  103. avatar Dave says:

    Gentlemen, at our house you WILL remember to put the toilet seat DOWN!

  104. avatar Bohucka says:

    Sara Tipton: Shooting in Old Lady Dresses

  105. avatar Craig says:

    “Ladies, Ladies, Whoa. That ain’t no coyote there, it’s Lassie.”

  106. avatar Doug says:

    Go ahead… make my day!

  107. avatar Gregolas says:

    Lawrence Welk quickly gave in when the Lennon Sisters pointed out they’d had no raise for 10 years.

  108. avatar Chris says:

    I told you not to forget the Midol

  109. avatar Javier says:

    Remember ladies aim SMALL miss SMALL.

  110. avatar Kat LeFaye says:

    I told you time and time again, “Don’t mess with Alabama women, they all know how to shoot and are ready to do so!”

  111. avatar Sam Enderby says:

    Rape Whistle? This ain’t Europe sweetheart.

  112. avatar Mike says:

    Do you feel lucky punk, or do you want to do those dishes.

  113. avatar Erik says:

    I took the pie from the window, and as I turned around I figured out why Mayberry was safe, even with Barney protecting it.

  114. avatar Daniel S says:

    There are two types of people in this world…those with guns and those that fix washing machines…
    Now go fix the machine! any questions ?

  115. avatar Bruce says:

    “JAKE, from State Farm? She sounds hideous”!

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