Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Taurus Hat and T-Shirt Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Taurus Hat and T-Shirt By Dan Zimmerman - February 19, 2016 127 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Taurus hat and t-shirt. Be funny. Be creative. Go. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Know The Difference Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Yeah, That’s How it Works Edition Gun Meme of the Day: SBRs for Everyone! Edition 127 COMMENTS The ladies book club really took off once they read Lt Col Cooper’s Art of the Rifle. Reply New York reloadz?!? Ur doin ti rong. Reply They must be fighting their ways back to the rifles they should have never put down in the first place Reply “We don’t want your stinking Taurus swag.” Reply Moms With Guns Against Moms Against Guns Reply Ha! Well done. Can we pay $20 NOT to get a Taurus hat & shirt?!? Reply We’re. Your. Huckle. Berry. Reply George eventually regretted teaching his wife and three mistresses how to shoot a revolver. Reply We don’t want a Taurus hat and T-shirt! We are Smith and Wesson girls! Reply Comment not a caption, but the one second from the left looks to be wearing an apron. (1) Apron indicates a good cook +1 (2) She looks relatively cute +1 (3) She seems to like guns +1 Classy lady Reply That’s not an apron, it’s a dress with a short sweater on top. Also, wearing an apron doesn’t mean someone is a good cook. I’ve been served some real garbage cooked by people wearing aprons… 🙂 But she is pretty cute. I’ll give you that. Reply That’s the last time you’ll ask for Tofurkey… Reply Two hands are for girls and sissies. Reply Per my wife: “What did he do wrong?” Reply Sorry boys, but fantasy football night is officially cancelled. Reply Pick a wedding ring NOW, young man!! 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Let’s all try again — aim for the heart.” “Robin Hood split an arrow. We can make just one hole.” “Mom, the target’s between us and farmer Jeb.” “Lily, shut up and shoot.” “So two of us are lesbians — you got a problem with that?” Restraining Order Backup Squad. “Stand still, Billy — the apple’s wobbling.” “Now, this is how to perforate a perfect pie crust!” Reply “End universal suffrage? We can give you twenty-four good reasons not to. Ladies…” Reply Looking down the barrels of 4 pistols brandished by his 4 exes, Shallow Hal realized that his surprise appearance on The Dating Game may not have been the lucky break he was hoping for. Reply For the last time, gentlemen……….remove your hats at the dinner table! Reply The 19th amendment proudly sponsored by the 2nd amendment Reply Gentlemen, at our house you WILL remember to put the toilet seat DOWN! Reply Sara Tipton: Shooting in Old Lady Dresses Reply “Ladies, Ladies, Whoa. That ain’t no coyote there, it’s Lassie.” Reply Go ahead… make my day! Reply Lawrence Welk quickly gave in when the Lennon Sisters pointed out they’d had no raise for 10 years. Reply I told you not to forget the Midol Reply Remember ladies aim SMALL miss SMALL. Reply I told you time and time again, “Don’t mess with Alabama women, they all know how to shoot and are ready to do so!” Reply Rape Whistle? This ain’t Europe sweetheart. Reply Do you feel lucky punk, or do you want to do those dishes. Reply I took the pie from the window, and as I turned around I figured out why Mayberry was safe, even with Barney protecting it. Reply There are two types of people in this world…those with guns and those that fix washing machines… Now go fix the machine! any questions ? Reply “JAKE, from State Farm? She sounds hideous”! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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