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Well how special. Edumacational even… Glad my Schmidt ancestors moved to America.
“We don’t want your stinking Taurus swag.”
Moms With Guns Against Moms Against Guns
Ha! Well done. Can we pay $20 NOT to get a Taurus hat & shirt?!?
We’re. Your. Huckle. Berry.
George eventually regretted teaching his wife and three mistresses how to shoot a revolver.
We don’t want a Taurus hat and T-shirt! We are Smith and Wesson girls!
Comment not a caption, but the one second from the left looks to be wearing an apron.
(1) Apron indicates a good cook +1
(2) She looks relatively cute +1
(3) She seems to like guns +1
Classy lady
That’s not an apron, it’s a dress with a short sweater on top.
Also, wearing an apron doesn’t mean someone is a good cook. I’ve been served some real garbage cooked by people wearing aprons… 🙂
But she is pretty cute. I’ll give you that.
That’s the last time you’ll ask for Tofurkey…
Two hands are for girls and sissies.
Per my wife: “What did he do wrong?”
Sorry boys, but fantasy football night is officially cancelled.
Pick a wedding ring NOW, young man!!
Last time Harold…. which one of us makes the best casserole?
Annie got her gun.
And she invited Bernice, Gertrude, and Florence along to get her point across.
Handling domestic abuse the correct way.
Stop in the name of guns, before I shoot your heart!
Sung to the Supremes hit Stop In The Name Of Love
Say “What” Again!!! I dare you…
“Once again, WHO looks fat?”
The women of 1925 New Jersey.
How things have changed.
They all have squint eye?
Taurus shirt and hat, wow.
I’ll just go for the win, donate my prize to the range fund.
We said NO PHOTOSHOP
“Since you like dancing with all the women around town so much, we figured we would give you another opportunity. Now DANCE!”
Did you hear about the Mormon guy that cheated on his wives?
I understand their reaction blew his mind.
And we don’t take kindly to revenuers!
Hello ladies, isn’t a beautiful morning!
The barbershop quartet never serenaded Annie again.
Now you know why polygamy never caught on in Kentucky
If I dropped the Taurus swag, will it go off?
“German women prepare for New Year’s Eve 2016.”
He’s not going to your stupid vault, and you’re not SPECIAL.
” LET GO MY EGG-O”
“Former president Bill Clinton was forced to cut his stop in Little Rock short today when he was confronted by several former staffers who apparently took issue with his speech on sexual harassment in the workplace.”
Please send the swag to your local women’s shelter. I don’t need it.
This was the last thing Barney Fife saw as he fumbled for his one bullet.
Maybury was never the same after that.
Duck!
Moms Demand Double Action
— “Don’t worry, Cameraman! They’re Taurus!”
— “Whew!”
The result of offering the Jackson County Lady’s S&W Fan Club free Taurus t shirts and hats.
“Make your own damn sammich”
don,t ever say the word democrat again to me
“Good news! They’re Taurus revolvers, so there’s only a 50% chance that a properly aimed shot hits you.”
One chance in sixteen that they will all miss then. Also one chance in sixteen that they will all hit.
Don’t like those odds.
Who said we should vote for Hillary?
How’s That?
“We said there was a sale, we didn’t say where.”
What was that Grand Mufti saying about how to properly beat your wife?
NO MEANS NO.
…and THAT’s how I broke my new camera.
Get your own turkey pot pie!
We’re the daughters Montoya. You killed our father. Prepare to die.
Let’s show them hippies how these guns work.
What do you mean, ‘obsolete’?
We don’t vote with our uteruses
Uteri?
I thought you loved us
He killed our Pa!
“We’ve already told you–we’re not giving up Ma’s secret BBQ sauce recipe!”
At his first door to door voter drive new 2016 presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg suddenly announce he wasn’t running for office after all. He had no further comment, but was seen shortly after buying underwear at the Hooterville Sears.
“Rape whistle? What’s a rape whistle”
No matter what size you woman is, Smith and Wesson has a revolver for her….
We are NOT going on that Sister Wives program!!!!!
Who needs woman’s lib when you have equality in your hand
Pride and prejudice…..and revolvers. Bring on the zombies!
This -IS- a safe direction. We intend to destroy you.
– Daleks Women’s Auxiliary
EXTERMINATE! !!
Don’t worry they’re Tauruses. You’re safe… unless they drop one.
That just a really cool photo. I had a bullseye box just like that.
Alligator skin and all?
John Tucker’s last view
The original “Pistol Annie’s”
We said, make your own damned sandwich we’re practicing.
“Get your daily iron intake with vitamin S&W!”
Texans were arming teachers before Pakistan.
Keep the shirt & cap.
Do you feel lucky, punk?
“A gun’s like a woman son it’s all how you hold her.” -Blake Shelton
Foresight
Listen here sonny boy. You best be putting that little thing back in your pants before we shoot it off.
Is that a bazooka in the background? Or are you just happy to see me?
“In retrospect,” thought Ralph, “instilling my love for Smith & Wesson revolvers in all of my ex-wives might have been a mistake.”
“Take your wives to the range”, they said. ” Don’t you worry about that new life insurance policy “, they said…
We are the women of the NRA
or
Behind the good guy with a gun stands the good women……….
Sundresses out, gundresses out.
Real women use revolvers….. any questions?
is the one on the right an auto loader?
To the left of the picture, on the stand, appears to be a Colt woodsman. But the women all look like they’re holding revolvers.
The original Charlie’s Angels. And their mother.
One of those women is actually Dianne Feinstein…
The one eyed, smirking, housewives of Los Angeles, camera haters group, in the only photograph known to exist.
YES! You HAVE to marry us Moe,Larry,Curly-and Shemp…
“Our loads are hotter!”
There’s a place in hell for any woman who votes for Hillary!
How American schools would look if MDA, kapo bloomberg and barry didn’t need bloody shirts to wave.
The new reality TV show Housewives of the Texas Rangers
They found Leon’s box and decided not to turn it over to the cops.
“You done f**ked up good this time beev” or “Taurus? This is a Smith & Wesson household young man!”
You’re giving out Taurus merchandise? Here, we’d better put you out of your misery.
“Hey girls! That guy’s wearing a Taurus hat and T-Shirt”
I see you baby –
Shakin’ that thang…
Make your own damn sandwich!
“light it and hold still.”
Oh my goodness Mrs. Cleaver! Did you and the ladies each fire six shots or only five?
Go ahead; make my souffle
See mom your Grandma did too play cowboys!
Say “what” again.
If it isnt going off when it shouldnt, it must not be a Taurus.
BTW: is the T shirt and hat drop safe? If they are recalled how many years of court delays will there be?
“Tell us again who has a big ass.”
“Ma, there’s only three of them — who gets two bullets?”
The intruder didn’t realize they each had a favorite body part.
We Also Darn Socks
“We gave at the office.”
“I can hold this all day — what about you girls?”
“What do you mean, why aren’t we baking? The pies are in the oven — a girl’s got to do something while waiting.”
“Sally, your shots are always about two feet low. Let’s all try again — aim for the heart.”
“Robin Hood split an arrow. We can make just one hole.”
“Mom, the target’s between us and farmer Jeb.”
“Lily, shut up and shoot.”
“So two of us are lesbians — you got a problem with that?”
Restraining Order Backup Squad.
“Stand still, Billy — the apple’s wobbling.”
“Now, this is how to perforate a perfect pie crust!”
“End universal suffrage? We can give you twenty-four good reasons not to. Ladies…”
Looking down the barrels of 4 pistols brandished by his 4 exes, Shallow Hal realized that his surprise appearance on The Dating Game may not have been the lucky break he was hoping for.
For the last time, gentlemen……….remove your hats at the dinner table!
The 19th amendment proudly sponsored by the 2nd amendment
Gentlemen, at our house you WILL remember to put the toilet seat DOWN!
Sara Tipton: Shooting in Old Lady Dresses
“Ladies, Ladies, Whoa. That ain’t no coyote there, it’s Lassie.”
Go ahead… make my day!
Lawrence Welk quickly gave in when the Lennon Sisters pointed out they’d had no raise for 10 years.
I told you not to forget the Midol
Remember ladies aim SMALL miss SMALL.
I told you time and time again, “Don’t mess with Alabama women, they all know how to shoot and are ready to do so!”
Rape Whistle? This ain’t Europe sweetheart.
Do you feel lucky punk, or do you want to do those dishes.
I took the pie from the window, and as I turned around I figured out why Mayberry was safe, even with Barney protecting it.
There are two types of people in this world…those with guns and those that fix washing machines…
Now go fix the machine! any questions ?
“JAKE, from State Farm? She sounds hideous”!