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The author of the best caption for this pic entered in the comments by midnight Sunday will receive and brand new Tac-Con 241 trigger system. And if you don’t win, you can have your very own at a 10% discount (today only) by clicking that link. So put on your thinking caps and get creative. As in now.

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  1. If you think my roping skills are cartoonishly impressive, wait until you see me shoot your teeth out! One. By. One.

  2. shh. Do you hear that? Listen carefully,
    Every time you pull out this picture, somewhere in
    the world, a progressive liberal’s head pops like a zit.

  3. “And this is how ya bring Tumblr’s web servers to its knees! Just wait til the SJWs see this.”

  4. In Yosemite Sam’s infant days, he found success going after those “Wascally Wedskins.” He continued to gain notoriety until political correctness got to him, and he lost heart. Which left him forever chasing a single rabbit and failing miserably. He died at a young age of 35 after ODing on sleeping pills in a rural California motel.

  5. Lil’ Timmy teaches his friend what it means to be different in the New West.

  6. Little Billy Jo bit his lip and found that he couldn’t pull the trigger, finding as his eyes met Bobby Jim’s that they were both the same, both human beings, and both late for bath time.

  7. This is no longer Cowboys and Indians, It’s Californians and Texans. One has the guns and the cool hat, the other has their hands tied behind their back.

    • Yup, after his faithful Indian companion learned that “Tonto” means “fool” in Spanish.

      • “In Spanish, “tonto” translates as “moron” or “fool”. So in the Spanish dubbed version, the character is called “Toro” (bull).”

        Learn ‘sumpin new every day. Thanks, Ralph!

    • Haha! Good one! As soon as I saw that picture, something about ol’ Liz Warren (a.k.a. Lie-awatha or Sacaja-Warren) popped into my mind.

  8. Next time we play cowboys and Indians, wear some moccasins, like a real Indian, not those crappy looking saddle shoes.

  9. Later that night,
    Mom can I have a cap gun like Billy has? I’m tired of playing Indian!

  10. I’m glad you support the second amendment, but quit pointing that thing at me, and get your finger off the trigger!

  11. Minutes after the picture was taken, little Tommy was arrested on felony assault charges. Results of a hate crime investigation from the justice department are to be released tomorrow.

  12. After always winning at Cowboys and Indians, Billy was overheard saying ” I think I’m going to start playing Cowboys and radical Islamic Terrorists”

  13. For a caption: “Two little Injuns foolin’ with a gun,
    One shot t’other and then there was one;”

    For the whole song:

    Ten little Injuns standin’ in a line,
    One toddled home and then there were nine;

    Nine little Injuns swingin’ on a gate,
    One tumbled off and then there were eight.

    Eight little Injuns gayest under heav’n.
    One went to sleep and then there were seven;

    Seven little Injuns cuttin’ up their tricks,
    One broke his neck and then there were six.

    Six little Injuns all alive,
    One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

    Five little Injuns on a cellar door,
    One tumbled in and then there were four.

    Four little Injuns up on a spree,
    One got fuddled and then there were three;

    Three little Injuns out on a canoe,
    One tumbled overboard and then there were two.

    Two little Injuns foolin’ with a gun,
    One shot t’other and then there was one;

    One little Injun livin’ all alone,
    He got married and then there were none

  14. The relationship between the Lone Ranger and Tonto didn’t start off as friendly.

  15. “What the gun-grabbers believe Texas will look like after Open Carry is signed into law”

  16. Mikey B – When can I be the cowboy?

    Bobby F – Never!! because you don’t like guns Mikey Bloomberg.

  17. And suspended from school as word got back to the teacher that this happened last summer at camp.

  18. The originol screen play for “Brokeback Mountain” was considered to racist and raunchy to be seriously considered for a Hollywood studio.

  19. The twerp with the gun doesn’t know the difference between a granny knot, and a square knot. As soon as he looks the other way, I’ll be free of these ropes, and on his ass like fly’s on shit!l

  20. OK Tonto, the game just turned real! This morning, when my dad wasn’t looking, I exchanged my cap pistol for his 357 Magnum!

  21. What do you mean that my trigger is not even close to being as good as the Tac-Con 241, what do you think, I would use an inferior product. I thought I could win with the less expensive option..

  22. Now that Red Fox was tied and being held hostage, it dawned on him that this is what happens when you don’t control immigration.

  23. Gun control, it worked out real well for the Indians. I am sure it will work out just as well for America.

  24. Red fox now realized that democrats are all just control freak authoritarians. The democrat with a gun assured him that this was for his own good.

  25. Hmmm, let me think about this.
    Good I thought you were making a stinky!
    I’ve got you tied up and your my prisoner. Soon I will let you free, I will rape your women (whatever that is) and give you a small crap-hole piece of land so GOD awe full that nobody will want it. Then you can live out your days as a beaten down alcoholic, reminiscing about the old days before I came along. You understand the words comin’ out of my mouth?
    How………about I just lawyer up, and open casino’s all across the land. Your women will drain your bank accounts playing our Bingo and slots. We’ll go on TV and shed a tear for the environment and you will bankrupt your economy trying to deal with the EPA. Except in Colorado where they don’t care about anything but bogarting!
    HMMMMMM, maybe I’ll just let you go, and eventually we’ll live together in peace, and call this thing even.
    Ya’ you better, cause it’ll take all of us to keep this country from the Jihadi’s that’re comin’!

  26. “OK so maybe black people don’t have it as bad as I thought. Can we go back to playing cops and robbers please?”

  27. If you put that down I’ll teach you how to tie a actual knot.

    If you can’t tie a knot tie a lot.

  28. Local school principle expels two students over a weapons-related, racially insensitive photo posted to Facebook. Police are considering charging them with a hate crime.

  29. In a past life I was called “The Marque de Sade”!
    Well you’re out a luck, my balls haven’t even dropped yet!

  30. He doesn’t realize it, but the hammers down, and there’s nothing in the next chamber up!

  31. I’m sorry Jimmy, but you’re a hostile and abusive mascot. The NCAA has no other choice.

    (Go Sioux!!)

  32. Ten days. TEN DAYS I have listened to you prattle on and on about Glock superiority. What does your Glock think about my Smith and Wesson wheel gun now!?

  33. Young Bruce Jenner had just been trying to explain the whole transgender thing to Billy Bob.

  34. “I get better accuracy holding it horizontally, but the commenters on TTAG told me that the pro’s shoot vertical.”

  35. “Few fans can recognize James Cameron’s original footage of Avatar before special effects were added.”

  36. Multiple choice:

    a) A mid 20th century played by many young boys, which viewed through a contemporary lens is reprehensible.
    b) A late 20th century game played a few, somewhat older boys, which viewed through a historical lens is reprehensible.
    c) A 19th century (non game) played by many, which was simply reprehensible.
    d) All of the above.

  37. Mom is sure gonna be mad when she finds out you pulled down the clothes line!

  38. “Those eagle feathers are illegal Jimmy. I’m taking you in.”

    Janet Reno learned to ignore Supreme Court rulings at a very young age.

  39. If I have to be the Indian one more time, I’m going to build a casino on your grave,pale face.

  40. Antigunners: “Charge the parents with child endangerment! Charge the cowboy with 15 felonies!”
    Good Parents: “Give the boy some more popcaps, he’s playin’ with his friend!”

  41. Freeze!
    This here’s a Mattel Fanner .45 the most powerful cap pistol in the world the bullets it shoots leaves a bruise that looks kinda like a hicky now the 6th graders will think you’re cool!

  42. With the “Soap on a Rope” market cornered, Tex figured he’d go one better.

  43. “I’m in for a rough ride?! Are we talking Freddie Gray or Brokeback Mountain here?”

  44. Dusty Rhodes, Fish & Wildlife undercover agent, arrests Running Bare for illegal harvest and possession of eagle feathers.

  45. Later that day, at the Y, Randy and Felipe met other boys who also liked to sing, dance and play dress-up, and they formed a secret club.

  46. COWBOY: Ok Indian, I’m letting you go and we have a deal that we are joining forces to flush out and wipe out those jihidis, right?

  47. “Undercover PC police takes subversive racist to California gulag” Circa 2017 After Hildebeast Allsault Weapons Proghibition.

  48. Wanna play “spin the top” Put your feet together, raise up on your toes, and I’ll pull the rope real hard!

  49. George Bush JR(cowboy)
    “Out on bail fresh out of jail Wild West dreaming, as soon as I stepped on the scene I’m hearing engines screaming, fiending for money and alcohol the life of a west side cowboy where cowards die it’s all war”

    Jen bush(Indian)
    ” throw it up ya’ll, throw it up, throw it up. Let’s show these fools how we do this on that Wild West side, cause you and I know that’s the best side”

  50. Billy’s roping skills are the perfect compliment to his marksmanship abilities; he can’t hit the broad side of a barn but there’s no way he can miss the skinny side of Jimmy when he’s tied up!

  51. What do you mean Tonto, when you say I’m gonna have a real General Custer experience?

  52. I wanna go back to playing football but, Timmy we can’t call ourselves the Washington Redskins. and Dallas Cowboys anymore, I don’t wanna be the California Communists.

  53. Where’s the rest of the band members for our kinky rope game?

    (Band referring to the village people for all the young people)

  54. Now I gotcha, now you are gonna tell me where you stashed your white privilege, or I’m gonna start shooting off body parts..

  55. Wayne LaPierre (right) playing cops and robbers with Michael Bloomberg (left) circa 1955.

  56. The Village People: failing at cultural sensitivity and trigger control for over 50 years.

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