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Mine’s bigger than yours.
*Best Australian Accent*
“That’s not a
kniferifle, THIS is akniferifle!”beat me to it.
I told you mine was bigger than yours.
I got your back, TRUST ME.
Believe it or not, the rifle on top is actually lighter than the one on the bottom.
(Shrek voice) You think he’s compensating for something?
“My Schwartz is bigger than your Schwartz.”
Say hello to my little friend’s little friend.
Some are just bigger than others
On the bottom we have an example of a Short Barreled Rifle and above a standard sized rifle. It should be obvious why the bottom should be banned as they are too easy to conceal and use for nefarious purposes.
Just a day at the range with Minnie Me.
Your results may vary. . .
This ends the argument over the best caliber. . .
The ARMY later opted for the carbine version. . .
This thing shoots tanks, and can hold 5 tanks per magazine. . .
The stripper-clips double as C-17 loading ramps. . .
. . . felt recoil is only marginally increased. . .
Now that’s a tack driver!
“I’ll cover, you move”
(Anybody else old enough to remember that from basic?)
I remember that. I also remember another thing. “I’m up! He sees me! I’m down!”
lol, yeah, the 3 second rush…
When the Greatest Battle Implement Ever Devised just won’t do.
Like I told you, size does matter!
I’m not compensating, I just like big rifles!
You see Billy, that .30 cal death machine might give the Krauts a case of the willies, but it doesn’t fill their pants with brown surrender sauce like my M1 Goliath .50 cal does.
And we have a wiener… Uh… I mean… Winner!
Sargent Pike takes his overwatch duty very seriously…
Gun and Son of a Gun have big fun.
GUN? What GUN?
Freud,paging Dr Freud.
“…now remember Jimmy – Don’t.Stand.Up!”
the 1st SBR……..and LBR.
Don’t just use a gun that gets the job done when everything goes right, use a gun that gets the job done even when things go wrong.
Wait for the ping…
[not a submission] Thanks for all of these, it’s hard to type, laughing while reading all of them.
Eh. Still not as good as .45ACP.
No wonder Pedersen didn’t show up, he looked at the size of that thing and figured the Army would be insane to adopt that kinda old world thinking and going FULL power.
Speak softly and carry a big-
OH MY GODWHAT IS THAT?!
One would think he is compensating for something.
The M1 gargantuan for when 30-06 just isn’t enough .
first was the .30-06….. then came the .60-03
[in Australian accent] That’s not a mini-14. This- THIS – is a mini-14.
This one really does kill your soul.
What an NRA and MDA member sees combined.
Two representatives of the Lollipop Guild show the benefits of a scaled-down battle rifle.
Fortunately the original text of the National Firearms Act was revised.
It’s not the size of the gun that matters, it’s how you use it.
When you’re tired of missing the target, get a bigger gun.
This is my rifle and this is my gun……
…and her we see a baby gun out hunting with its mother for the first time…
My favorite!
Kicks like one bad ass mule. What about yours?
30.06? When are you remf pog fobbits ever gonna learn?
All I did was put a mag of Viagra throught it!
Does that really work?
I dont think “length of pull” means what you think it does Sarge
Dammit private pile, what is your major malfunction, this is the SMALL ARMS familiarization course
It’s an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools.
In Russia gun fires you.
Once again, corporal Johnson misunderstood the Sargent order to pull out the big guns.
You won’t think it’s so funny when sarge makes you carry it around all weekend
Hillary isn’t that tall.
On the bottom we can see a typical M1 Garand chambered in 30-06, this is the standard rifle for the US forces. At the top we can see Captain America’s special M1 Garand chambered in 20mm, this is the standard rifle for destroying anything in its path.
The prototype for a scaled up Garand made specifically for Chuck Norris. He later sold it after discovering he still delivered more foot-pounds to the target with a mean look.
The arms room now does “super-sizing”! Too bad I couldn’t get fries with my garsnd.
Covering fire!
“Ow! Garand Thumb.”
“OWWW!! Garand ARM!!”
Trick photography before the days of Photoshop!
M1 Garand and it’s predecessor, M1 Grand.
MDA Photo Caption: Proof that gun owners are compensating for something.
In that really high pitched voice that Barney Fife would use to explain things to Gomer…”That would be your basic field weapon, the large caliber, air-cooled, model BFG or as we dogfaces call it…the Big F’ing Gun.”.
Doing away with “one size fits all, the Army adopts “The bigger the man, the bigger his gun.”
Umm. I mean “the gun.” Not, you know…
“Honey, I shrunk the Marine.”
What happened to the edit button? WordPress crash?
“Sure Garand. We could do it in 30-06… or… we can do it in .50!” J.M. Browning
“Well son, so tell me, what does your rifle want to be when it grows up?”
If you experience and ejection lasting more than four hours, please consult you gunsmith.
It’s not how big it is, it’s what you can do with it.
No, seriously….get off my lawn.
The results of letting Tim the Toolman Taylor in to the range. Arr rrr rrrrrr
Amazingly, both are California compliant!
It’s not the size that counts…. cool story bro
You’ve got your ears in, right?
I hear you got a bug problem ma’am?
The bus-bine is more accurate at long range than the car-bine.
My gun may be short, but boy is it skinny.
My cause is just… my will is strong… and my gun is very, very large.
You double tap them down there and I’ll aim for the big part on the shoulders.
The new Springfield M1A sizes: standard and hickok45. Which size is right for you?
Size Matters! (cue Joe Nichols) But I think somebody already said that.
Caddo Arms gun shop used to have one of those on the wall. The owner said it was an army training tool, and I believe him (what else could it be?).
For when you absolutely have to kill every m-f-er in your way.
“it’s legal to hunt humans” -Senator Dianne Feinstein
The ‘Open Carry’ crowd is going to have a field day with this.
“Thought I saw a spider”. “Yea, me too.”
When someone at the army men factory gets the scale wrong…
.308? I thought you said bring the 3.08! Oh well here it goes.
“Size” it matters.
In my state they don’t allow NFA S.B.R. rifles so screw that tax stamp. it’s on the California approved list.
Watch for falling brass!
Guns? My gun has guns!
Yeah, punchin’ paper is ok…but dustin’ a wall is a real hoot.
Soldier (with the big rifle) walk’s in to a bar ask’s a woman what she think’s of his gun.
She responds … Meah.
Tom Brady’s first Inflation-gate.
Sometimes the only appropriate answer is “because we can”
That’s right my guns are over a yard long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marine Sergeant Lurch demonstrates the new Marine big gun.
Hold still…
“Despite making accommodations, Paul Bunyan was not able to serve the Army in WW2”
Little-known fact: Magnum Research submitted one of their first prototypes as a contender to the M1 Garand. The initial impression was positive, but things quickly went south when the top brass saw the gold-plated leopard-print model.
Shhh!!! We’re hunting wabbits.
After applying androgel one must take care to avoid contact with the skin of the affected area.
Doom BFG, 1942 edition.
“..and so that’s the difference between .30-06 and 30.06. I would take out junior’s hearing with the first shot if I could just reach the trigger on this thing.”
That a .22 ?
You know what they say… “BIG shoes, big……..” “..oh big gun…..right?”
After another punctuation debacle, SIG Sauer introduces their new 223. caliber rifle…
Aim small, miss small!
Ruger’s first idea – the Maxi 14.
is this worth the $200 SBR tax?
Is this worth the $200 LBR tax?*
The best over-under I’ve ever seen…
“And the entire staff of Chipotle took cover in the kitchen as the giant and his little friend intimidated the customers with their weapons”
Photo from the first Ant Man movie auditions…
You bet I can hit the broadside of a battleship at 1000yds.
Minutes later Steve was mortally wounded when Bob’s en bloc clip landed on his head.
Drafted into the Lilliput Army, Sgt. Lemuel Gulliver was tasked to provide heavy arms support against the invading Giants.
You should have bought the big one.
Now you’ve gone and made Mini-14 shooters feel really inadequate!
Suddenly, the few Moms who still Demand Action are having second thoughts.
Quantity
over
Quality.
I made it on a 3d printer. I wanted to make 2 rifles, not one at double size!
You’ve heard of 80% lower receivers, this is a 200% Garand!
“Anything you can do, I can do better.”
One of these was made in Texas.
“In non-soviet America, gun shoot you!”
“It’s a 300.06”
“You mean 30, right?”
“Nope… 300”
“The average American service member has grown expeditally in recent years, the first man is holding a standard issue M1 garand, the soldier under him is firing a miniature .22lr training rifle”
…still doesn’t fire heat-seeking bullets that can shoot down airplanes.
It’s only .22 lr, but the sheer sight of it really messes with the enemies heads.
That would be the Pelosi Heart Attack
“Director Coulson,
S.H.I.E.L.D plans for every contingency, but R & D has doubts that Banner will use the rifle as intended if he goes Code Green. Past experience suggests it would achieve ‘blunt trauma instrument’ status in rather short order. Perhaps we can talk Stark into adding it to a War Machine suit?
Sincerely,
FitzSimmons,
S.H.I.E.L.D Tech”
Hey Bro, does this gun make my ass look fat?
Private Higgins below shows his shooting form with the M1 Garand while Corporal McGinnis of higher rank was issued the M1 Grand. The Corporal was generous with his time and gave this reporter some valued lessons on some terminology such as “front heavy” and “length of pull”.
Q: Why is yours bigger than mine?
A: Genetics
The one on the bottom is for war. The one on top is for spiders.
“If the eight shots don’t get ya… the ping sure as hell will”
You can scale a Garand to any size you want… it still won’t become an M-14 until you add a detachable box magazine.
As often happens with great inventions, the military found a new use for Wonka Vision.
Before the m1 Abrams was a tank….
You hit em high and I’ll hit em low!!!
bang,bang
BOOM, BOOM!
In best John Wayne voice “Now don’t you worry lil’ buddy, I’ve got you covered.”
(Dr. Evil voice) Mini-me, you complete me
Down in front!!!
Sons of guns prequel. We’re making a grand garand…why? Cuz nevah been dun befo!
Rare photo of the CIA’s 1960’s secret rap video development program (for the purposes of ensuring that no one would take teens seriously, what with the baggy pants, and the underwear hanging out). The test video was never shot, but the working title, “You take the tall foo, and I’ll take the short foo, and I’ll cap my foo before you.”, is referenced in some documents released to Capitol Records, per their FOIA request.
How did the guy on the right get Chuck Norris to loan him his rifle?
We’re ‘Master-Blaster.’
Aim small…miss small. Aim big…blow the shit out of everything!
They often said he was a big bore during the range safety safety briefings
Just waiting for Hillary to come out of the bar…still waiting…still waiting…
Well at least it has good sight radius. Just a thought here, maybe we can use actual train rails for mounting accessories.
Everyone knows .50 BMG is just a scaled up .30-06…
Sorry, Corporal, the only one we have that comes close to fitting you is the one we had made for Sgt. Goliath…
Obviously my daddy apologized for nothing. It is not all genetic.
What are you compensating for?
EVERYTHING’s bigger in Texas!
Looks like Little Joe’s found his new CCW
Is that an M-1 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
When you hear “ping”…..you might want to move!
Jackson had a bright future on the Olympic rifle team. Until the steroid tests.
“Is that one of those fully automatic Glocks?”
“This way to Chipotle!”
(the rhyme was a happy coincidence)
This is what happens when you drop your rifle in miracle grow.
“Ma Deuce? Say hello to Pa Deuce…you can call him Daddy!”
Hey, don’t be critical! It suffers from a glandular condition.
I got the M1 gargantuan sighted in, are you ready to go panzer hunting private?
The newest innovation in mobile heavy artillery, the M1 Giant.
*ping* “Medic! Private Bob got hit with the en bloc.”
This is how the military’s supersizeing program got cancelled.
More evidence of why that was the Greatest Generation.
Back when our politicians took ATFP seriously.
Anti-Terrorism Forced Perspective that is.
“This is my rifle, this is my gun! The sizes are inversely related!”
I put steroids in my powder, look how that worked. Made everything bigger.
This is my rifle this is my gun, this one’s for killing, this one’s for killing them ALL!
FIVE!
“What do you call that Private?”
“Peacemaker.”
“I can see that.”
You think liberals hate the AR-15? Wait till they see my M-God.
Welcome to Texas!
– or –
The guy from Texas is really starting to grate on my nerves.
– or –
Honey! I shrank the soldier
– or –
This week the MSR (Modern Sporting Rifle) was retired. It is being replaced by the NSMIR (Not So Modern Industrial Rifle). In a separate story, the armed forces have changed the requirements for new recruits to a new minimum of being 6’3″ tall, or inordinately long-armed applicants.
I told the wife to drop it off at the gunsmith and she dropped it off at her plastic surgeon Dr. Jim Smith. They never listen…
Private: But Sarge, I want a big one.
Sarge: If the Army wanted you to have a big one, you would have been issued a big one.
Balances right between the hands and the sight picture is awesome, you can see all the way to Kansas…
My gun was big, but that’s a BIG F*CKING GUN! (BFG)
One shot Tank Killer {recoil is a bitch} or
I’ll take the Tank, you get the Grunts
The US took an entirely different tact in designing their anti tank rifle as opposed to the path the Soviets chose.
“Always carry enough gun”
“Shall not be infringed”
After George and Lennie joined, “Special Forces” took on a whole new meaning.
In preparation for a possible raid on Tokyo, the new gun was aptly named “Garandzilla”.
“Ok, son, now try a REAL man’s rifle.”
I got this!