Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of CapArms 55gr .223 Ammo


Enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll receive a box of CapArms .223 55 gr. Target+Match ammunition. Free! Just exercise your brain and at least one of your fingers. Or whatever appendage you have available. Such a deal! Go!



  1. avatar Jeff says:

    Mine’s bigger than yours.

  2. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    *Best Australian Accent*

    “That’s not a knife rifle, THIS is a knife rifle!”

    1. avatar Brett says:

      beat me to it.

  3. avatar nemsis says:

    I told you mine was bigger than yours.

  4. avatar Drake says:

    I got your back, TRUST ME.

  5. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Believe it or not, the rifle on top is actually lighter than the one on the bottom.

  6. avatar DickDanger says:

    (Shrek voice) You think he’s compensating for something?

  7. avatar Mikial says:

    “My Schwartz is bigger than your Schwartz.”

  8. avatar Grindstone says:

    Say hello to my little friend’s little friend.

  9. avatar Myosinfan says:

    Some are just bigger than others

  10. avatar JonoPorter says:

    On the bottom we have an example of a Short Barreled Rifle and above a standard sized rifle. It should be obvious why the bottom should be banned as they are too easy to conceal and use for nefarious purposes.

  11. avatar Bryan says:

    Just a day at the range with Minnie Me.

  12. avatar Joe R. says:

    Your results may vary. . .

    This ends the argument over the best caliber. . .

    The ARMY later opted for the carbine version. . .

    This thing shoots tanks, and can hold 5 tanks per magazine. . .

    1. avatar Joe R. says:

      The stripper-clips double as C-17 loading ramps. . .

      . . . felt recoil is only marginally increased. . .

  13. avatar Bryan says:

    Now that’s a tack driver!

  14. avatar DJ says:

    “I’ll cover, you move”

    (Anybody else old enough to remember that from basic?)

    1. avatar DoomGuy says:

      I remember that. I also remember another thing. “I’m up! He sees me! I’m down!”

      1. avatar DJ says:

        lol, yeah, the 3 second rush…

  15. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    When the Greatest Battle Implement Ever Devised just won’t do.

  16. avatar The Trouble with Timbo says:

    Like I told you, size does matter!

  17. avatar kevin says:

    I’m not compensating, I just like big rifles!

  18. avatar JCarbon says:

    You see Billy, that .30 cal death machine might give the Krauts a case of the willies, but it doesn’t fill their pants with brown surrender sauce like my M1 Goliath .50 cal does.

  19. avatar Robert Gayhart says:

    And we have a wiener… Uh… I mean… Winner!

  20. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Sargent Pike takes his overwatch duty very seriously…

  21. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Gun and Son of a Gun have big fun.

  22. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    GUN? What GUN?

  23. avatar mpow66m says:

    Freud,paging Dr Freud.

  24. avatar dlj95118 says:

    “…now remember Jimmy – Don’t.Stand.Up!”

  25. avatar mpow66m says:

    the 1st SBR……..and LBR.

  26. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Don’t just use a gun that gets the job done when everything goes right, use a gun that gets the job done even when things go wrong.

  27. avatar Farmer Tyler says:

    Wait for the ping…

  28. avatar Joe R. says:

    [not a submission] Thanks for all of these, it’s hard to type, laughing while reading all of them.

  29. avatar Jeff O. says:

    Eh. Still not as good as .45ACP.

  30. avatar Emfourty Gasmask says:

    No wonder Pedersen didn’t show up, he looked at the size of that thing and figured the Army would be insane to adopt that kinda old world thinking and going FULL power.

  31. avatar Pg says:

    Speak softly and carry a big-

  32. avatar S.CROCK says:

    One would think he is compensating for something.

  33. avatar Jon says:

    The M1 gargantuan for when 30-06 just isn’t enough .

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      first was the .30-06….. then came the .60-03

  34. avatar dwb says:

    [in Australian accent] That’s not a mini-14. This- THIS – is a mini-14.

  35. avatar dph says:

    This one really does kill your soul.

  36. avatar C.S. says:

    What an NRA and MDA member sees combined.

  37. avatar Ralph says:

    Two representatives of the Lollipop Guild show the benefits of a scaled-down battle rifle.

  38. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Fortunately the original text of the National Firearms Act was revised.

  39. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    It’s not the size of the gun that matters, it’s how you use it.

  40. avatar Adam says:

    When you’re tired of missing the target, get a bigger gun.

  41. avatar Chris says:

    This is my rifle and this is my gun……

  42. avatar Chris says:

    …and her we see a baby gun out hunting with its mother for the first time…

    1. avatar Kevin C says:

      My favorite!

  43. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Kicks like one bad ass mule. What about yours?

  44. avatar Kevin says:

    30.06? When are you remf pog fobbits ever gonna learn?

  45. avatar Charlie says:

    All I did was put a mag of Viagra throught it!

    1. avatar vv ind says:

      Does that really work?

  46. avatar 3screw says:

    I dont think “length of pull” means what you think it does Sarge

  47. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    Dammit private pile, what is your major malfunction, this is the SMALL ARMS familiarization course

  48. avatar PRK543 says:

    It’s an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools.

  49. avatar Jeremy Ross says:

    In Russia gun fires you.

  50. avatar Justin says:

    Once again, corporal Johnson misunderstood the Sargent order to pull out the big guns.

  51. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    You won’t think it’s so funny when sarge makes you carry it around all weekend

  52. avatar Scott in IA says:

    Hillary isn’t that tall.

  53. avatar Will P. says:

    On the bottom we can see a typical M1 Garand chambered in 30-06, this is the standard rifle for the US forces. At the top we can see Captain America’s special M1 Garand chambered in 20mm, this is the standard rifle for destroying anything in its path.

    1. avatar jsallison says:

      The prototype for a scaled up Garand made specifically for Chuck Norris. He later sold it after discovering he still delivered more foot-pounds to the target with a mean look.

  54. avatar Paul G says:

    The arms room now does “super-sizing”! Too bad I couldn’t get fries with my garsnd.

  55. avatar azshooter says:

    Covering fire!

  56. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Ow! Garand Thumb.”

    “OWWW!! Garand ARM!!”

  57. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    Trick photography before the days of Photoshop!

  58. avatar td says:

    M1 Garand and it’s predecessor, M1 Grand.

  59. avatar Brandon says:

    MDA Photo Caption: Proof that gun owners are compensating for something.

  60. avatar CoolBreeze says:

    In that really high pitched voice that Barney Fife would use to explain things to Gomer…”That would be your basic field weapon, the large caliber, air-cooled, model BFG or as we dogfaces call it…the Big F’ing Gun.”.

  61. avatar Mark N. says:

    Doing away with “one size fits all, the Army adopts “The bigger the man, the bigger his gun.”

    Umm. I mean “the gun.” Not, you know…

  62. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Honey, I shrunk the Marine.”

  63. avatar Mark N. says:

    What happened to the edit button? WordPress crash?

  64. avatar Alan Newell says:

    “Sure Garand. We could do it in 30-06… or… we can do it in .50!” J.M. Browning

  65. avatar Zee says:

    “Well son, so tell me, what does your rifle want to be when it grows up?”

  66. avatar Whiskey 1-1 says:

    If you experience and ejection lasting more than four hours, please consult you gunsmith.

  67. avatar Stogie says:

    It’s not how big it is, it’s what you can do with it.

  68. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    No, seriously….get off my lawn.

  69. avatar Mecha75 says:

    The results of letting Tim the Toolman Taylor in to the range. Arr rrr rrrrrr

  70. avatar Jon says:

    Amazingly, both are California compliant!

  71. avatar Governmentknowsbest says:

    It’s not the size that counts…. cool story bro

  72. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    You’ve got your ears in, right?

  73. avatar twency says:

    I hear you got a bug problem ma’am?

  74. avatar ahwatkins says:

    The bus-bine is more accurate at long range than the car-bine.

  75. avatar DavidinNC says:

    My gun may be short, but boy is it skinny.

  76. avatar Grant in IN says:

    My cause is just… my will is strong… and my gun is very, very large.

  77. avatar Paul53 says:

    You double tap them down there and I’ll aim for the big part on the shoulders.

  78. avatar Andy says:

    The new Springfield M1A sizes: standard and hickok45. Which size is right for you?

  79. avatar Charlie says:

    Size Matters! (cue Joe Nichols) But I think somebody already said that.

    Caddo Arms gun shop used to have one of those on the wall. The owner said it was an army training tool, and I believe him (what else could it be?).

  80. avatar Alex Waits says:

    For when you absolutely have to kill every m-f-er in your way.

  81. avatar Model 31 says:

    “it’s legal to hunt humans” -Senator Dianne Feinstein

  82. avatar Jon says:

    The ‘Open Carry’ crowd is going to have a field day with this.

  83. avatar Jon says:

    “Thought I saw a spider”. “Yea, me too.”

  84. avatar Nick B. says:

    When someone at the army men factory gets the scale wrong…

  85. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    .308? I thought you said bring the 3.08! Oh well here it goes.

  86. avatar J. R. Moon says:

    “Size” it matters.

  87. avatar Retired LEO. says:

    In my state they don’t allow NFA S.B.R. rifles so screw that tax stamp. it’s on the California approved list.

  88. avatar SilentMic says:

    Watch for falling brass!

  89. avatar AW1Ed says:

    Guns? My gun has guns!

  90. avatar Rick K says:

    Yeah, punchin’ paper is ok…but dustin’ a wall is a real hoot.

  91. avatar ACP_arms says:

    Soldier (with the big rifle) walk’s in to a bar ask’s a woman what she think’s of his gun.
    She responds … Meah.

  92. avatar Hank says:

    Tom Brady’s first Inflation-gate.

  93. avatar Dr Malarkey says:

    Sometimes the only appropriate answer is “because we can”

  94. avatar Lance says:

    That’s right my guns are over a yard long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    Marine Sergeant Lurch demonstrates the new Marine big gun.

  96. avatar William says:

    Hold still…

  97. avatar Mike says:

    “Despite making accommodations, Paul Bunyan was not able to serve the Army in WW2”

  98. avatar Brad says:

    Little-known fact: Magnum Research submitted one of their first prototypes as a contender to the M1 Garand. The initial impression was positive, but things quickly went south when the top brass saw the gold-plated leopard-print model.

  99. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Shhh!!! We’re hunting wabbits.

  100. avatar Steve says:

    After applying androgel one must take care to avoid contact with the skin of the affected area.

  101. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Doom BFG, 1942 edition.

  102. avatar Clark says:

    “..and so that’s the difference between .30-06 and 30.06. I would take out junior’s hearing with the first shot if I could just reach the trigger on this thing.”

  103. avatar TK says:

    That a .22 ?

  104. You know what they say… “BIG shoes, big……..” “..oh big gun…..right?”

  105. avatar Steve says:

    After another punctuation debacle, SIG Sauer introduces their new 223. caliber rifle…

  106. avatar TK says:

    Aim small, miss small!

  107. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    Ruger’s first idea – the Maxi 14.

  108. avatar Chris says:

    is this worth the $200 SBR tax?

    1. avatar Mason says:

      Is this worth the $200 LBR tax?*

  109. avatar tmm says:

    The best over-under I’ve ever seen…

  110. avatar Jeremy in AL says:

    “And the entire staff of Chipotle took cover in the kitchen as the giant and his little friend intimidated the customers with their weapons”

  111. avatar NWGlocker says:

    Photo from the first Ant Man movie auditions…

  112. avatar Henry C. says:

    You bet I can hit the broadside of a battleship at 1000yds.

  113. avatar Mike says:

    Minutes later Steve was mortally wounded when Bob’s en bloc clip landed on his head.

  114. avatar Mark N. says:

    Drafted into the Lilliput Army, Sgt. Lemuel Gulliver was tasked to provide heavy arms support against the invading Giants.

  115. avatar godsend1 says:

    You should have bought the big one.

  116. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Now you’ve gone and made Mini-14 shooters feel really inadequate!

  117. avatar BrownCoJohnny says:

    Suddenly, the few Moms who still Demand Action are having second thoughts.

  118. avatar Mr. E says:


    1. avatar Paul G says:

      I made it on a 3d printer. I wanted to make 2 rifles, not one at double size!

    2. avatar Paul G says:

      You’ve heard of 80% lower receivers, this is a 200% Garand!

  119. avatar Robert W. says:

    “Anything you can do, I can do better.”

  120. avatar Robert W. says:

    One of these was made in Texas.

  121. avatar Robert W. says:

    “In non-soviet America, gun shoot you!”

  122. avatar Robert W. says:

    “It’s a 300.06”

    “You mean 30, right?”

    “Nope… 300”

  123. avatar Mason says:

    “The average American service member has grown expeditally in recent years, the first man is holding a standard issue M1 garand, the soldier under him is firing a miniature .22lr training rifle”

  124. avatar Dustin says:

    …still doesn’t fire heat-seeking bullets that can shoot down airplanes.

    1. avatar Paul G says:

      It’s only .22 lr, but the sheer sight of it really messes with the enemies heads.

  125. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    That would be the Pelosi Heart Attack

  126. avatar Werechicken says:

    “Director Coulson,

    S.H.I.E.L.D plans for every contingency, but R & D has doubts that Banner will use the rifle as intended if he goes Code Green. Past experience suggests it would achieve ‘blunt trauma instrument’ status in rather short order. Perhaps we can talk Stark into adding it to a War Machine suit?

    S.H.I.E.L.D Tech”

  127. avatar Chris Rock says:

    Hey Bro, does this gun make my ass look fat?

  128. avatar KCK says:

    Private Higgins below shows his shooting form with the M1 Garand while Corporal McGinnis of higher rank was issued the M1 Grand. The Corporal was generous with his time and gave this reporter some valued lessons on some terminology such as “front heavy” and “length of pull”.

  129. avatar SteveX says:

    Q: Why is yours bigger than mine?

    A: Genetics

  130. avatar TheBear says:

    The one on the bottom is for war. The one on top is for spiders.

  131. avatar AaronW says:

    “If the eight shots don’t get ya… the ping sure as hell will”

  132. avatar AaronW says:

    You can scale a Garand to any size you want… it still won’t become an M-14 until you add a detachable box magazine.

  133. avatar BigDinVT says:

    As often happens with great inventions, the military found a new use for Wonka Vision.

  134. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    Before the m1 Abrams was a tank….

  135. avatar bill says:

    You hit em high and I’ll hit em low!!!

  136. avatar Coach says:


  137. avatar ed says:

    In best John Wayne voice “Now don’t you worry lil’ buddy, I’ve got you covered.”

  138. avatar WS_SC says:

    (Dr. Evil voice) Mini-me, you complete me

  139. avatar Dave says:

    Down in front!!!

  140. avatar danrrz says:

    Sons of guns prequel. We’re making a grand garand…why? Cuz nevah been dun befo!

  141. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Rare photo of the CIA’s 1960’s secret rap video development program (for the purposes of ensuring that no one would take teens seriously, what with the baggy pants, and the underwear hanging out). The test video was never shot, but the working title, “You take the tall foo, and I’ll take the short foo, and I’ll cap my foo before you.”, is referenced in some documents released to Capitol Records, per their FOIA request.

  142. avatar Virginia Gunner says:

    How did the guy on the right get Chuck Norris to loan him his rifle?

  143. avatar CGinTX says:

    We’re ‘Master-Blaster.’

  144. Aim small…miss small. Aim big…blow the shit out of everything!

  145. avatar Aaronw says:

    They often said he was a big bore during the range safety safety briefings

  146. avatar A-Game says:

    Just waiting for Hillary to come out of the bar…still waiting…still waiting…

  147. avatar MojoRonin says:

    Well at least it has good sight radius. Just a thought here, maybe we can use actual train rails for mounting accessories.

  148. avatar Kyle says:

    Everyone knows .50 BMG is just a scaled up .30-06…

  149. avatar Another Robert says:

    Sorry, Corporal, the only one we have that comes close to fitting you is the one we had made for Sgt. Goliath…

  150. avatar Robert C. Carroll says:

    Obviously my daddy apologized for nothing. It is not all genetic.

  151. avatar scott says:

    What are you compensating for?

  152. avatar David says:

    EVERYTHING’s bigger in Texas!

  153. avatar Tyler B. says:

    Looks like Little Joe’s found his new CCW

  154. avatar Jim says:

    Is that an M-1 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

  155. avatar Andrew says:

    When you hear “ping”…..you might want to move!

  156. avatar JWM says:

    Jackson had a bright future on the Olympic rifle team. Until the steroid tests.

  157. avatar Jame says:

    “Is that one of those fully automatic Glocks?”

  158. avatar racer88 says:

    “This way to Chipotle!”

    (the rhyme was a happy coincidence)

  159. avatar chuck says:

    This is what happens when you drop your rifle in miracle grow.

  160. avatar TheSleeperHasAwakened says:

    “Ma Deuce? Say hello to Pa Deuce…you can call him Daddy!”

  161. avatar maltwit says:

    Hey, don’t be critical! It suffers from a glandular condition.

  162. avatar Jon says:

    I got the M1 gargantuan sighted in, are you ready to go panzer hunting private?

  163. avatar Jon says:

    The newest innovation in mobile heavy artillery, the M1 Giant.

  164. avatar Jon says:

    *ping* “Medic! Private Bob got hit with the en bloc.”
    This is how the military’s supersizeing program got cancelled.

  165. avatar Narcoossee says:

    More evidence of why that was the Greatest Generation.

  166. avatar mountocean says:

    Back when our politicians took ATFP seriously.
    Anti-Terrorism Forced Perspective that is.

  167. avatar Jonathan says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun! The sizes are inversely related!”

  168. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    I put steroids in my powder, look how that worked. Made everything bigger.

  169. avatar Pieslapper says:

    This is my rifle this is my gun, this one’s for killing, this one’s for killing them ALL!

  170. avatar Sneed says:


  171. avatar Rangemaster Bruce says:

    “What do you call that Private?”


    “I can see that.”

  172. avatar Rangemaster Bruce says:

    You think liberals hate the AR-15? Wait till they see my M-God.

  173. avatar Althor says:

    Welcome to Texas!

    – or –

    The guy from Texas is really starting to grate on my nerves.

    – or –

    Honey! I shrank the soldier

    – or –

    This week the MSR (Modern Sporting Rifle) was retired. It is being replaced by the NSMIR (Not So Modern Industrial Rifle). In a separate story, the armed forces have changed the requirements for new recruits to a new minimum of being 6’3″ tall, or inordinately long-armed applicants.

  174. avatar Charlie says:

    I told the wife to drop it off at the gunsmith and she dropped it off at her plastic surgeon Dr. Jim Smith. They never listen…

  175. avatar Bulwark Arm says:

    Private: But Sarge, I want a big one.
    Sarge: If the Army wanted you to have a big one, you would have been issued a big one.

  176. avatar J.R. says:

    Balances right between the hands and the sight picture is awesome, you can see all the way to Kansas…

  177. avatar MonkeyK85 says:

    My gun was big, but that’s a BIG F*CKING GUN! (BFG)

  178. avatar Kap says:

    One shot Tank Killer {recoil is a bitch} or
    I’ll take the Tank, you get the Grunts

  179. avatar JWM says:

    The US took an entirely different tact in designing their anti tank rifle as opposed to the path the Soviets chose.

  180. avatar Ray Roberts says:

    “Always carry enough gun”

  181. avatar Gavin says:

    “Shall not be infringed”

  182. avatar JWM says:

    After George and Lennie joined, “Special Forces” took on a whole new meaning.

    1. avatar Paul G says:

      In preparation for a possible raid on Tokyo, the new gun was aptly named “Garandzilla”.

  183. avatar Ben S. says:

    “Ok, son, now try a REAL man’s rifle.”

  184. avatar david says:

    I got this!

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