Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Hoppe’s Black Gun Cleaner

Lance F. will soon be the proud owner of the Timney trigger from last weekend’s contest. This weekend’s winner will get 2.5 oz. bottle of Hoppe’s Black Gun Cleaner courtesy of Vista Outdoor. Enter your caption in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar DrewR says:

    Me: Controlled bursts

    Me to me: Rock and roll!

  2. avatar Desertdug08 says:

    Haaaah! It’s the movies, we never run out of ammo!

  3. avatar Tom W. says:

    The original version of;

    “Say Hello To My Little Friend”

  4. avatar AaronW says:

    When you have a belt-fed, while everyone else is stuck with leverguns, you’re automatically the most interesting man in the world.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      It’s a Hotchkiss. It ain’t belt fed. It uses clips(that’s right, not magazines).

      1. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

        Thanks for the ID. I thought it was.
        That’s what the US Army used to disarm the Lakota at Wounded Knee.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          What the army used at wounded knee was a Hotchkiss. But it was an artillery piece, not a machine gun. Hotchkiss had cannons that handcranked multiple barrels like a gatling gun but threw bigger, much bigger rounds before they had mg’s.

        2. avatar Dave says:

          Yes. 20mm and 30mm

        3. avatar Dave says:

          And the Canon was made around the same time as the mg’s

  5. avatar AaronW says:

    “Are you ready for Pike and his Gringo friends?”

  6. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Just another Black guy cutting loose.

  7. avatar Jody says:


    1. avatar AaronW says:

      “I really hope the Hearing Protection Act AND the NFA repeal go through…”

    2. avatar Norincojay says:


  8. avatar A A Rod says:

    Looks to the left… Looks to the right…..

    (Key and Peele joke)

  9. avatar Timmy says:

    Hoppes, black gun cleaner

    1. avatar Gruney says:

      How in the world are you going to use 2.5 oz of Hoppes? How can they continue to give away the farm like that?

  10. avatar Adam Selene says:

    Now we can prune the hedges of many small villages.

  11. avatar fiun dagner says:

    50 bmg. Reach out and touch someone.

    1. avatar passthebrass says:

      8mm Lebel. Bitch better get me my taper!

  12. “Can ju believe the ATF sold me this chit? Fast and Furious indeed!”

  13. avatar dh34 says:


    1. avatar strych9 says:

      Lol. Probably more appropriate for someone who is on the other end of that gun… but amusing nonetheless.

    2. avatar fiun dagner says:


  14. avatar PPGMD says:

    Ever shot a machine gun on peyote?

    1. avatar Norincojay says:

      Can’t say I have

  15. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    Ammo belt guy: Hey! That’s a nice gun!
    Shooter: I’m sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection.

  16. avatar pieslapper says:

    Badges?! We don need no steenkin badges!

  17. avatar Heartbreaker says:


  18. avatar Defens says:

    You went full retard. Nevah go full retard, man!

  19. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Try to build that wall NOW, gringo!

  20. avatar Stu in AZ says:

    Almost as fun as hookers and blow, mi amigo!

  21. avatar strych9 says:


  22. avatar jwm says:

    Ribbed, for her pleasure.

  23. avatar Plinker says:

    I trade you this ammo for your Seester, comprende?

  24. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “¿Cómo se dice ‘gran maldita ametralladora’ en inglés?”
    “BFMG, compadre. Beeg Machine Gun.”

  25. avatar Norincojay says:

    “Nice shootin’ Tex.”
    Donde es la cerveza?

  26. avatar Southern Cross says:

    You know the Hotchkiss is so complicated it can’t be used in dark?

  27. avatar jwm says:


  28. avatar K42inSEA says:

    “First they sell us guns, now they’re going to build us a target!”

    Honestly though, I think DrewR nailed it in one!

  29. avatar Ken says:

    It looks like my first time firing an M60 in basic training. i was trying to fire the entire belt at one time and my drill sergeant smacked me on the kevlar with a cleaning rod and yelled: “six to nine round bursts dick head!”

  30. avatar rt-texas says:

    Wanted to make certain I didn’t forget to give the mother-in-law something for Valentines Day. I send these rounds with love!

  31. avatar Ben says:

    “Bring down the wall!”

  32. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    This is a shoot/don’t shoot scenario and you’re not supposed to shoot, so don’t blow up the bad guy!!!!

  33. avatar Adam says:


  34. avatar acepeacemaker says:

    I don’t have a caption but has everyone signed this petition to repeal the NFA?

  35. avatar Dave says:

    Hey blondie I’ll go kill em all

  36. avatar Mike Betts says:

    Kiss my Hotchkiss!

  37. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Shut up, Farva. I’m not saying car RamRod.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Broken Lizard.

  38. avatar Blackbear says:

    IT’S MY TURN!!!

  39. avatar Splatter fly says:

    That’s not a giggle switch that’s a ROTFLMAO switch!!! Do it again do it again!!!

  40. avatar Pope Gray says:

    “Anyone who runs, is a VC! Anyone who stands still, is a well disciplined VC!

    1. avatar Dave says:

      Awesome Joker

  41. avatar Chadwick says:

    He said he wants to build a wall to keep dangerous people out? I hope it’s booletproof!

  42. avatar anonymoose says:

    Nice toy you got there, but can it harvest potatoes?

  43. avatar Dr. D says:

    Say hello to my little friend!

  44. avatar Aaron says:

    HAHAHA, Now Milo no talk mean to us tolerant people no more!

  45. avatar CSGrad_76 says:

    Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

    Not anymore!

  46. avatar Crowbar says:

    When I told you damn kids to get off my lawn I meant it!!!!

  47. avatar Alexander says:

    Mexicans defending their border.

  48. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    melissa mccarthy’s goin’ down!

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    i hate beets.

  50. avatar Noishkel says:

    Day one after the BATFE is officially disbanded by God Emperor Trump.

  51. avatar Malcolm says:

    Hey now, hey now
    Don’t dream it’s over….

  52. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Brad (For the *last* time) – “What?”

  53. avatar deepdive68 says:

    One kiss, two kiss, three kiss, four,
    All for Hotchkiss stand up and say so

  54. avatar Bryce B says:

    There were seven Spanish angles at the alter of the sun

  55. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Tienes que amar a ese maldito Eric Holder

    1. avatar Huntmaster says:

      You have to love that damn Eric Holder.

  56. avatar RidgeRunner says:

    WE will shoot THROUGH your wall, El Trumpo!

  57. avatar jwm says:

    Now! Now bring the bacon!

  58. avatar John P. says:

    You laugh now, Señor, but you are going to need a *special* cleaner for this black gun!

  59. avatar Jim says:

    This will be even more fun when we figure out how to load it

  60. avatar Henry C. says:


  61. avatar Nj2az says:

    Looks like a still from IL Mercenario.Great movie. L’arena is some of Ennio Morricone’s best.

    1. avatar Guidoc says:

      Yep. The original movie Django as the Pole. Currently appearing in John Wick 2

  62. avatar Rich Brioso says:

    Don’t hit my horse hefe,

  63. avatar Gregolas says:

    Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican gun.

  64. avatar A Hill says:

    Stagecoach door gunner ?

  65. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “alimony? FUCK THAT BITCH!”

  66. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Didn’t I tell ya this was gonna be more fun than getting your wife that boob job?

  67. avatar James69 says:

    Since Hillary lost the Gringos keep flooding the border. Thank god the ATF gave us all these toys!

  68. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Didn’t I tell ya this was gonna be better than getting your wife that boob job?

  69. avatar ed says:

    Yipey Yipea Andulay Andulay Yareeebaa!!

  70. avatar Wzrd says:

    Hey, Mom said you have to share! It’s my turn!

  71. avatar TW says:

    Sir, it’s a little loud. Would you mind moving a few lanes down from us? Thanks!

  72. avatar jwm says:

    “So, you had to say ‘you and what army’ didn’t you? Now we got an army to fight. You happy, now?”

  73. avatar Rincoln says:

    “The OK Corral happened differently than you think! Click here to find out how!”

  74. avatar Patrick says:

    I see you use a two handed grip

  75. avatar Joe says:

    Even with spray and pray, you still can’t hit anything!!!

  76. avatar Rachel Spencer says:

    Silly Gringo! It is a fine gun but the border is very long.

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