Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 26, 2013 70 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Case of the Mondays Edition Gun Meme of the Day: I’m Not Mad I’m Disappointed Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Your Next Task Edition 70 COMMENTS The first and last “bring your parents to work day” at the Pakistani Army HQ ended tragically after a sudden, unintentional moustache-ectomy involving a grandmother and a loaded AK. Reply Good one! Reply All these jokes are funny granted. But just for the sake of accuracy I have a correction. They are not pakistani. This is the indian military and that woman holding the gun is the former president of india. Reply Interesting… I don’t know my foreign militaries or ministers very well, but if she’s who I think she is, I went to college in Oregon with her nephew–kind of an odd duck, but a pretty good dude. He was in my Ancient Greek class. And in this photo I believe she’s saying “Military coup? Not while I’m in charge!” Notice how the guy right in front of her is crouched down behind the table. Reply Yes, Madam President, put your finger right there on the trigger. Yes, just like that. Reply “Q-tip?!!!!!!!!!! I don need no stinkin Q-tip!” Reply “I bet I can make that dude on the other side of the table blink”. Reply “You won’t mind me pulling the trigger since you’re the one who was supposed to make sure this rifle is safe, right?” Reply ‘Five-Dolla, send you to Allah’ Reply Love it. Reply Recent graduate of the Dianne Feinstein School of Weapons Handling shows off her moves. Reply Gentlemen…. Welcome to Rifle 101. I am the only one trained to handle firearms in this class… Reply “Boys, THIS is how you do it.” Reply “I will make a fortune selling these to convenience store owners all across the U.S.” Reply “With this weapon, Pakistan will rule the world!” Reply Gentleman, This is how you shoot down a drone Reply Ma, I told you these JIHAD TOYS are only for us men, you put on the vest over on the car!!! Reply General, About your last efficiency rating, you have to be sequestered. Reply It’s a red-dot sight, clearly. Reply Ok, made me chuckle Reply Me too! Reply Yes! Gun control is using both hands Reply Um, just FYI. That was taken in India. Reply Bloggers rush to publish. Commenters rush to comment. Especially when they’re “working”. Easier to edit the story, er, correct the comment via follow-up later, no? 🙂 Reply I am going to stick this in his ear. Reply “Would you please move your nose slightly to the left?” Reply A cleverly disguised Nacy Pelosi takes her gun control campaign to India, with tragic results (note the guy in the helmet ducking down) Reply Joe Biden says, “That assault weapon is too powerful for women to use. Get a shotgun.” Reply You know that cheatin’ bastard ex husband of mine yous-ta have a mustache like that! Reply Does this come with fries? Reply *This* karma I can afford! Reply then I ducked behind the slushie machine and pointed like this Reply Cheech looks pretty good in that black suit and blue tie…he was heard saying “Hey dudette, keep that finger off the trigger.” Reply Clearly the laser sight is on backwards. Reply I declare this entry, the winner Reply “But does it come in pink?” Reply “I aint goin down like Benazir Bhutto. No way, no how…” Reply Tired of being misunderstood by Americans, the employees of Calcutta Call-Center Services took matters into their own hands. Reply Major chuckles! Reply A little-known fact about Indian marriages is that in addition to picking a bride for their son, his parents also choose the happy couple’s weapons for their” starter arsenal” trousseau. Reply (in Eric Cartman voice) “This is just like the gun I used back in ‘Nam” Reply “On Sen. Feinsteins recent trip to Pakistan…” Reply “I like to be in America Okay by me in America Everything free in America” Reply “I’ll show those Paki’s what I’m Pack’in!” Btw, guys, she is obviously an Hindu Indian, not an Arab Pakistani, there is a huge difference and they hate each other immensely. There’s a chance there animosities towards each other will end in nuclear winter for all of us. Reply Arab Pakistani? What? Reply Brain fart, I was meaning to type Muslim Pakistani, Pakistan is not a Arab nation. Reply “Now boys, its called shanthu pottu, and this is how we use to put those little red dots on our foreheads the old fashion way.” Reply Let me take care of that mustach. Reply Waldo…… there. Reply No, I don’t know what’s behind him. So I CAN break all four at once! Reply PULL! (Pakistani peasant goes flying past) Reply And you say this one is effective against busloads of rapists? Very nice. Reply I got that mark shooting like this. Reply Would you care to reconsider whether you think this sari makes my butt look fat? Reply “See how easy it was for me to shoot the cigarette out of the General’s mouth? Its all in your focus and good sight picture.” Reply Say “Just piss yourself” one more time MFer. I dare you! Reply And now I will demonstrate what happens to call center employees who confess to the Americans that their name is Habib and that no, they are *not* really in North Carolina… Reply Ghandi said a peaceful protest is the most powerful means of change, but what they edited out is that next best is a big ole can of whip-ass. Goooooo, India. Reply “I feel a little safer now that you boys have helped me pick out a gun. Now, if I could just get rid of that target between my eyes.” Reply In the disputed Kashmir because of the fear of women by Pakistani Muslims, the Indian army has changed their gender deployment strategy Reply Hurry up and pick one Momma! The celebration starts in fifteen minutes! Reply For the last time, you hold it like this guys Reply In James brown voice: “Hey!! Momma’s gotta brand new Bang Stick”!!!! Reply …and Mrs. Ramsankar never had any trouble on the bus ever again. Reply Hold still, I’ll get that booger hanging out of your nose! Reply Even tiny women in India prove Joe Biden wrong about females and semi-auto rifles….. Reply That guy with the lopsided hat & mustache thinks I don’t know he has been after my daughter, hasta la bye bye, comrade, Randy Reply Air Force Officer: “Bugger! That was my plane!” Reply I’m going to put a dot on your forehead just like mine! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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