Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 15, 2013 76 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 76 COMMENTS This is my assault rifle! Reply Keep your distance Mr. Clinton the AWB has sunset. Reply Clinton staffers practicing what they learned from the recent sexual harassment retreat. Reply Why are they wearing Russian uniforms and carrying German (?) rifles? Reply That was my first thought! They are probably Romanians with M44’s or even Czech with Vz24 maybe? Or they could be captured weapons for reserves. Reply No they CZ or Yugo WW2 era Mausers they are K-98K length barrel but its straight bold makes it a Yugo I think. Reply In 1994, her self-esteem still smarting from being denied membership in the exclusive rifle-women’s sorority, Hillary Clinton finally had a chance to exact her revenge. Reply The Andrews sisters change their mind about the Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy Reply Win. Reply Winner! Reply I agree Reply Eyes up here buddy! Reply Remember ladies, the family jewels are what you aim for. Reply Erie county branch of the salvation army’s women auxiliary of NYS, make final preparations for their defence against governor coumo’s gun confiscation plans. Reply Mrs. Bobbitt who? Reply Colorado Democrats attempting to force Magpul to stay in the state Reply Don’t fire until you see the whites of their sperm! Reply Shooting with cramps sucks. Reply Shorthairs in the crosshairs ! Reply I had a snappy comment but the # of bizarre and intrusive pop-ups that when you click on the X actualy Open the obtrusive site has doubeled. am one of the early posters here. I spent hours a day here. I will do so no longer. Goodbye! Reply AdBlocker Plus! It rules! Reply I don’t understand your difficulty. Are you browsing on a 4″ phone screen with 3″ wide thumbs? I have never, not once, accidentally clicked on an ad on this site while trying to close it. Reply We’re about to fix that. Experiment over, we will shortly return you to your regular non-sucky ads. Reply Goodbye? Until you cool down and say hello in a day or two. Stop bluffing. Reply Μολὼν Λαβέ, Bro. Reply Wait, I though you said we need a “patrol so we can be stalking Bloomberg” but you really said we need “petrol so we can buy stockings at Bloomingdales”? Reply Like this,big time! Reply “If this bayonette was as sharp and dangerous as the anti’s thought they were I could use it to shave my Chewbaca legs.” Reply Girls Gone Tactical, European Spring Break Edition! Reply Russian girls! Reply Fellow women tell Feinstine come and try to take my rifle and Bayonet!!!!! Reply I think the kitchens this way Reply Having stalked their prey for weeks, members of the “Flings of Tiger Woods” organization have finally cornered their quarry. Reply Dianne Feinstein couldn’t make it through training, she never got over it Reply And she never got her shoulder thingy to go up either. Reply The Girl Scouts ran out of Samoas. Reply Common Sense Gun Control Reply Real feminism is a woman with a firearm. Reply Having misunderstand their commander, the 1st Russian Women’s Battalion affixed bayonets and prepared to face the charge of the “Sprite” Brigade. Reply “Ladies Patriotic Front Resistance Group of Chelyabinsk poses to show readiness to defend Rodina from bands of National Socialists, Cossacks and meteorites.” (Note: Ladies Patriotic Front Resistance Group of Chelyabinsk was liquidated on the afternoon of 15 February 2013 for their failure to protect Rodina from meteorites.) Reply Despite her unorthodox style and unassuming looks, Betty “Black Socks” Bacon was well regarded as the companies best shot. Susan (far right), however, had yet to prove her mettle, and was still waiting to be issued her bayonet blade. Reply Natalia loved Dmitri, but he ridiculed her for her unfashionable ankle socks. This was not a slight that her sorority sisters would tolerate. Reply Here kitty kitty. Reply Patriots telling feinswine to just put down the AR & walk away, Randy Reply That may be your gun boy but these are our rifles! Reply Rape Victim Support Group Reply “Eeeek! A mouse! These are Mousers, yes?!?” Reply My wife found some friends…guess I’m doing the dishes tonight. Reply Filling in for the weekend as the LAPD regroups, spokeswomen Inia Lazlo commented, “Sure, we’re not high-speed, but we don’t shoot random trucks, either.” Reply Obama-care vasectomy program. Reply Russian women are known for their beauty, wisdom, and the speed at which the former becomes the latter. Reply “What’s the motto, ladies?!” “From our cold, dead hands!” Reply Looking at where the bayonets are leveled, I’d say “cold dead GLANDS”! Reply Going for the “headshot” Reply Brutal! Funny but brutal… Reply Shooting beavers Reply Tell us to get back in the kitchen on more damn time….. Reply “You will marry Russian woman or you no longer need a woman, ever!!!!!” Reply Since antis have no family Jewels, aim for their knee’s! Reply Russia’s answer to the Andrews sisters, no wonder they lost the Cold War. Reply “To assume this firing position, first place your non-firing cankle in front of your firing cankle” Reply Priceless! Reply This is what you call a quadruple-tap. Reply “Persians….Come and get them!!” Reply Squad halt and take a knee! Fix bayonets and… GOOD GOD, GIRL! WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR LEGS??? Reply Do you notice a draft? Reply Damnit Tina, I told you today was GREEN dress day! Reply After the LAPDs recent attacks against innocent citizens, training has begun for the “trunk monkeys” replacement Reply Revenge of the Siberian Beavers. Reply Niiiiiiice. Reply After just about every siege ladder was broken up for firewood, the “Stalingrad Four” defend the last one with their lives. Reply “Honey, we need to talk.” “I need more space.” “It’s not you, it’s me.” “We need to adjust the boundries of our relationship.” “Girls’ Weekend In New Orleans is pretty much the same thing as Girls’ Night Out.” (Sadly, I’ve heard ALL of those!) Reply I am glad that all of you idiots making smart-a$$/sexist comments are make the rest of us gun owners look like idiots. Just imagine how the female gun owners are feeling as they read the comments. The girls are our wives, daughters, friends, etc. Also, do you not think the anti-gun community/government do not read this site to pick up any bit of information? Seriously, if you want to win this war on us, stop acting like morons. Reply Perhaps you have no female friends, or at least ones that you didn’t meet in “Female Studies” class or at a NOW rally. Women tell dirty jokes. They talk about your size. They trade stories. Graphic ones. They talk about stuff that I shan’t go into here – because it makes the most ‘sexist’ male bar talk seem like it’s Disney appropriate. College-educated professional women. They often swear like sailors, too. Didja notice how many bought Fifty Shades of Grey? Perhaps you’re right, at this time maybe we shouldn’t make cheesy sophomoric jokes that could be used against us. But this ain’t HuffyPo. Reply +1 for 16V. While I agree Shawn this may not be the time, apparently you have never spent time with female firefighters or anywhere from 12-25 hours on an ambulance with a woman. Trust me, I know some that can put men to shame with the things they say and joke about. Reply Circumcision squad. 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