Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Jan says:

    This is my assault rifle!

  2. avatar Sammy says:

    Keep your distance Mr. Clinton the AWB has sunset.

  3. avatar CSARdiver says:

    Clinton staffers practicing what they learned from the recent sexual harassment retreat.

  4. avatar Pwrserge says:

    Why are they wearing Russian uniforms and carrying German (?) rifles?

    1. avatar Tariq M says:

      That was my first thought! They are probably Romanians with M44’s or even Czech with Vz24 maybe? Or they could be captured weapons for reserves.

      1. avatar Lance says:

        No they CZ or Yugo WW2 era Mausers they are K-98K length barrel but its straight bold makes it a Yugo I think.

  5. avatar Ing says:

    In 1994, her self-esteem still smarting from being denied membership in the exclusive rifle-women’s sorority, Hillary Clinton finally had a chance to exact her revenge.

  6. avatar SubZ says:

    The Andrews sisters change their mind about the Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:


    2. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

      I agree

  7. avatar Loren says:

    Eyes up here buddy!

  8. avatar Javier says:

    Remember ladies, the family jewels are what you aim for.

  9. avatar SDFeeman says:

    Erie county branch of the salvation army’s women auxiliary of NYS, make final preparations for their defence against governor coumo’s gun confiscation plans.

  10. avatar Javier says:

    Mrs. Bobbitt who?

  11. avatar Brian S says:

    Colorado Democrats attempting to force Magpul to stay in the state

  12. avatar ketos says:

    Don’t fire until you see the whites of their sperm!

  13. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Shooting with cramps sucks.

  14. avatar JackieO says:

    Shorthairs in the crosshairs !

  15. avatar ensitu says:

    I had a snappy comment but the # of bizarre and intrusive pop-ups that when you click on the X actualy Open the obtrusive site has doubeled.
    am one of the early posters here. I spent hours a day here.
    I will do so no longer.

    1. avatar Avid Reader says:

      AdBlocker Plus! It rules!

    2. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I don’t understand your difficulty. Are you browsing on a 4″ phone screen with 3″ wide thumbs? I have never, not once, accidentally clicked on an ad on this site while trying to close it.

    3. avatar Nick Leghorn says:

      We’re about to fix that. Experiment over, we will shortly return you to your regular non-sucky ads.

    4. avatar pat says:

      Goodbye? Until you cool down and say hello in a day or two. Stop bluffing.

  16. avatar OK S. says:

    Μολὼν Λαβέ, Bro.

  17. avatar Mike in NC says:

    Wait, I though you said we need a “patrol so we can be stalking Bloomberg” but you really said we need “petrol so we can buy stockings at Bloomingdales”?

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      Like this,big time!

  18. avatar GC says:

    “If this bayonette was as sharp and dangerous as the anti’s thought they were I could use it to shave my Chewbaca legs.”

  19. avatar scooter says:

    Girls Gone Tactical, European Spring Break Edition!

  20. avatar DrVino says:

    Russian girls!

  21. avatar Lance says:

    Fellow women tell Feinstine come and try to take my rifle and Bayonet!!!!!

  22. avatar Mr.Bro says:

    I think the kitchens this way

  23. avatar Jim says:

    Having stalked their prey for weeks, members of the “Flings of Tiger Woods” organization have finally cornered their quarry.

  24. avatar James says:

    Dianne Feinstein couldn’t make it through training, she never got over it

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      And she never got her shoulder thingy to go up either.

  25. avatar Ben says:

    The Girl Scouts ran out of Samoas.

  26. avatar JB says:

    Common Sense Gun Control

  27. avatar SRMC says:

    Real feminism is a woman with a firearm.

  28. avatar MrNice says:

    Having misunderstand their commander, the 1st Russian Women’s Battalion affixed bayonets and prepared to face the charge of the “Sprite” Brigade.

  29. avatar Darren says:

    “Ladies Patriotic Front Resistance Group of Chelyabinsk poses to show readiness to defend Rodina from bands of National Socialists, Cossacks and meteorites.”

    (Note: Ladies Patriotic Front Resistance Group of Chelyabinsk was liquidated on the afternoon of 15 February 2013 for their failure to protect Rodina from meteorites.)

  30. avatar Double D says:

    Despite her unorthodox style and unassuming looks, Betty “Black Socks” Bacon was well regarded as the companies best shot. Susan (far right), however, had yet to prove her mettle, and was still waiting to be issued her bayonet blade.

  31. avatar Dark Alley Dan says:

    Natalia loved Dmitri, but he ridiculed her for her unfashionable ankle socks.

    This was not a slight that her sorority sisters would tolerate.

  32. avatar Rick says:

    Here kitty kitty.

  33. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    Patriots telling feinswine to just put down the AR & walk away, Randy

  34. avatar Rob Drummond says:

    That may be your gun boy but these are our rifles!

  35. avatar rgsmithiv says:

    Rape Victim Support Group

  36. avatar schizuki says:

    “Eeeek! A mouse! These are Mousers, yes?!?”

  37. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    My wife found some friends…guess I’m doing the dishes tonight.

  38. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Filling in for the weekend as the LAPD regroups, spokeswomen Inia Lazlo commented, “Sure, we’re not high-speed, but we don’t shoot random trucks, either.”

  39. avatar STxDvlDg says:

    Obama-care vasectomy program.

  40. avatar إبليس says:

    Russian women are known for their beauty, wisdom, and the speed at which the former becomes the latter.

  41. avatar Chris says:

    “What’s the motto, ladies?!”

    “From our cold, dead hands!”

    1. avatar pat says:

      Looking at where the bayonets are leveled, I’d say “cold dead GLANDS”!

  42. avatar CG-23 Sailor says:

    Going for the “headshot”

    1. avatar Nazgul says:

      Brutal! Funny but brutal…

  43. avatar goose says:

    Shooting beavers

  44. avatar Buell301 says:

    Tell us to get back in the kitchen on more damn time…..

  45. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “You will marry Russian woman or you no longer need a woman, ever!!!!!”

  46. avatar Jarhead1982 says:

    Since antis have no family Jewels, aim for their knee’s!

  47. avatar Steve Branam says:

    Russia’s answer to the Andrews sisters, no wonder they lost the Cold War.

  48. avatar DJ says:

    “To assume this firing position, first place your non-firing cankle in front of your firing cankle”

    1. avatar LongBeach says:


  49. avatar Ben says:

    This is what you call a quadruple-tap.

  50. avatar engineear says:

    “Persians….Come and get them!!”

  51. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Squad halt and take a knee!
    Fix bayonets and…

  52. avatar zinga says:

    Do you notice a draft?

  53. avatar LongBeach says:

    Damnit Tina, I told you today was GREEN dress day!

  54. avatar In Memphis says:

    After the LAPDs recent attacks against innocent citizens, training has begun for the “trunk monkeys” replacement

  55. avatar 16V says:

    Revenge of the Siberian Beavers.

  56. avatar AaronW says:

    After just about every siege ladder was broken up for firewood, the “Stalingrad Four” defend the last one with their lives.

  57. avatar jim says:

    “Honey, we need to talk.”
    “I need more space.”
    “It’s not you, it’s me.”
    “We need to adjust the boundries of our relationship.”
    “Girls’ Weekend In New Orleans is pretty much the same thing as Girls’ Night Out.”

    (Sadly, I’ve heard ALL of those!)

  58. avatar Shawn says:

    I am glad that all of you idiots making smart-a$$/sexist comments are make the rest of us gun owners look like idiots. Just imagine how the female gun owners are feeling as they read the comments. The girls are our wives, daughters, friends, etc. Also, do you not think the anti-gun community/government do not read this site to pick up any bit of information? Seriously, if you want to win this war on us, stop acting like morons.

    1. avatar 16V says:

      Perhaps you have no female friends, or at least ones that you didn’t meet in “Female Studies” class or at a NOW rally.

      Women tell dirty jokes. They talk about your size. They trade stories. Graphic ones. They talk about stuff that I shan’t go into here – because it makes the most ‘sexist’ male bar talk seem like it’s Disney appropriate. College-educated professional women. They often swear like sailors, too. Didja notice how many bought Fifty Shades of Grey?

      Perhaps you’re right, at this time maybe we shouldn’t make cheesy sophomoric jokes that could be used against us. But this ain’t HuffyPo.

      1. avatar In Memphis says:

        +1 for 16V. While I agree Shawn this may not be the time, apparently you have never spent time with female firefighters or anywhere from 12-25 hours on an ambulance with a woman. Trust me, I know some that can put men to shame with the things they say and joke about.

  59. avatar pat says:

    Circumcision squad.

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