Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar racer88 says:

    “She vas my girlfriend!”
    (borrowing from Young Frankenstein)

  2. avatar Steve in MA says:

    Now, remember kids. A zombies bite is how it turns you into one, so keep your arm as close as possible

  3. avatar AaronW says:

    “Relax, this trend will all be over soon.”

    1. avatar Ing says:

      We have a winner.

      1. avatar In Memphis says:

        Haha, I agree. AaronW has it and I havnt even read the others yet.

  4. avatar Adam says:

    “Hi there!! I’m Sheriff Tool giving some kind of BS demonstration using a fake girl, a fake gun and a fake sense of importance!”

  5. avatar russe says:

    When the impossibly improbable event of a kel-tec RFB appearing in the wild, in the same place and the same time as the impossibly improbable event of a zombie apocalypse, the time-space continuum in which we all exist backflipped to May 23rd, 1998, groaned in anguish, and the entire universe caved in on itself.

  6. avatar pest says:

    “See? People who like bullpups are perfectly normal. Look, I have a girlfriend and everything!”

    1. avatar catachanninja says:

      This one

  7. avatar Aharon says:

    TruGlo red dot optics have terminated more zombies than any other scope.

  8. avatar Tod Chapin says:

    “This is my girlfriend. There are many like her but this one is mine.”

  9. avatar FPS Luxembourg says:

    Lindsey Lohan’s career continues its sharp decline.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      That is FUNNY!!!!!!! I nearly wet myself from laughing, THANKS!!!

  10. avatar In Memphis says:

    Who said you cant get girls by playing airsoft!?

  11. avatar Bob says:

    Mike found it very difficult getting along with his siamese twin … until one day, he found the solution…

  12. avatar Bob says:

    “Necrophilia? What’s that?”

  13. avatar Chris says:

    “Guns, gang hand signs, and too much make-up… yup just another day in the hood.”

  14. avatar Bob says:

    “You said my girlfiend is a vampire. Why would you say that?”
    “Because she is really pale looking, and she looks like she just finished drinking blood”
    “TRUDY, How many times do I have to tell you. Clean up after you make a kill.”

  15. avatar Average_Casey says:

    Sometimes you have to shoot your zombie woman to keep her in line.

  16. avatar MotoJB says:


  17. avatar pest says:

    “Operator of the day”

  18. avatar pest says:

    “The same power in a shorter package”

  19. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Gunny and Cher!”

  20. avatar Bryan says:

    “How not to treat your blowup doll”.
    “I knew you weren’t an Israeli girl…..Robert!

  21. avatar jwm says:

    Beam me up, Scotty, no sign of intelligent life here.

  22. avatar In Memphis says:

    She didnt make me a sammitch!

  23. avatar ensitu says:

    Who would have guessed that Hillary had a second daughter, (by Vince Foster)!

  24. avatar إبليس says:

    Vapor-Warrior vs the Queen of Blood!

  25. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    My new bride and I have been looking forward to this honeymoon for a long time. Now if you’ll excuse us, it’s time to consummate our marriage.

  26. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    mom…I want you to meet candy….candy this is my mother….no mom she’s not pregnant…but mom she’s the apple of my eye…..yes mother i love you too…..wheres dad?

  27. avatar Guardian says:

    Damn undead keep stomping all over my pot crop….

    1. avatar Gregolas says:


  28. avatar Backyardsniper says:

    Get a few more of those together and you might have a zombie “whord”.

  29. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    MikeyB’s newest business venture……zombie cathouse escort service. “Just me and my business partner here. Runnin it by hand for now till we get a bigger lineup.”

  30. avatar AaronW says:

    “New from Howard Leight… earpro that filters out the moans of the undead and the screams of the damned”

  31. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    “I saved her from torment by FPS Russia.”

  32. “Idiots”, like this guy, gives the “Gun Grabbers”, more Ammunition!….

  33. avatar Kyle says:

    “Mom. . . Dad. . . We’re pregnant.”

  34. avatar jsallison says:

    Lever action bullpup. Now there’s a question that doesn’t need to be asked…

  35. avatar Drew says:

    Does anyone know what bull-pup that is? I can’t seem to place it.

  36. avatar Drew says:

    Never mind, it’s a .308 Keltec RFB.

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