Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 30, 2012 42 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At HUXWRX Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Polyarmorous Relationship Edition The Empire State Probably Shouldn’t Expect Much From Santa This Year 42 COMMENTS “She vas my girlfriend!” (borrowing from Young Frankenstein) Reply Now, remember kids. A zombies bite is how it turns you into one, so keep your arm as close as possible Reply “Relax, this trend will all be over soon.” Reply We have a winner. Reply Haha, I agree. AaronW has it and I havnt even read the others yet. Reply “Hi there!! I’m Sheriff Tool giving some kind of BS demonstration using a fake girl, a fake gun and a fake sense of importance!” Reply When the impossibly improbable event of a kel-tec RFB appearing in the wild, in the same place and the same time as the impossibly improbable event of a zombie apocalypse, the time-space continuum in which we all exist backflipped to May 23rd, 1998, groaned in anguish, and the entire universe caved in on itself. Reply “See? People who like bullpups are perfectly normal. Look, I have a girlfriend and everything!” Reply This one Reply TruGlo red dot optics have terminated more zombies than any other scope. Reply “This is my girlfriend. There are many like her but this one is mine.” Reply Lindsey Lohan’s career continues its sharp decline. Reply That is FUNNY!!!!!!! I nearly wet myself from laughing, THANKS!!! Reply Who said you cant get girls by playing airsoft!? Reply Mike found it very difficult getting along with his siamese twin … until one day, he found the solution… Reply “Necrophilia? What’s that?” Reply “Guns, gang hand signs, and too much make-up… yup just another day in the hood.” Reply “You said my girlfiend is a vampire. Why would you say that?” “Because she is really pale looking, and she looks like she just finished drinking blood” “TRUDY, How many times do I have to tell you. Clean up after you make a kill.” Reply Sometimes you have to shoot your zombie woman to keep her in line. Reply Uhhhh…. Reply “Operator of the day” Reply “The same power in a shorter package” Reply “Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Gunny and Cher!” Reply “How not to treat your blowup doll”. Or “I knew you weren’t an Israeli girl…..Robert! Reply Beam me up, Scotty, no sign of intelligent life here. Reply She didnt make me a sammitch! Reply Who would have guessed that Hillary had a second daughter, (by Vince Foster)! Reply Vapor-Warrior vs the Queen of Blood! Reply My new bride and I have been looking forward to this honeymoon for a long time. Now if you’ll excuse us, it’s time to consummate our marriage. Reply mom…I want you to meet candy….candy this is my mother….no mom she’s not pregnant…but mom she’s the apple of my eye…..yes mother i love you too…..wheres dad? Reply Damn undead keep stomping all over my pot crop…. Reply Winner! Reply Get a few more of those together and you might have a zombie “whord”. Reply MikeyB’s newest business venture……zombie cathouse escort service. “Just me and my business partner here. Runnin it by hand for now till we get a bigger lineup.” Reply “New from Howard Leight… earpro that filters out the moans of the undead and the screams of the damned” Reply “I saved her from torment by FPS Russia.” Reply “Idiots”, like this guy, gives the “Gun Grabbers”, more Ammunition!…. Reply “Mom. . . Dad. . . We’re pregnant.” Reply Lever action bullpup. Now there’s a question that doesn’t need to be asked… Reply Two dummies. Reply Does anyone know what bull-pup that is? I can’t seem to place it. Reply Never mind, it’s a .308 Keltec RFB. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.