Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar JoshinGA says:

    “A fistfull of idiots”

  2. avatar Sha-ul says:

    A certified Charlie Foxtrot.

  3. avatar Nobody says:

    Science class:
    This is what seven brain cells look like. Let us hope they don’t collide.

  4. avatar Guy22 says:

    A Mexican standoff is most precisely a confrontation among three or more opponents. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different than for a duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage.
    In a Mexican standoff the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. No one wants to go first.
    So no ones does. They all stand up and walk away.
    So my Caption would be “Goodbye, and go with God.

  5. avatar Snachnim says:

    The fighting over school lunch menus in our public schools took a turn for the worse today…..

    1. avatar g says:

      As an educator, I LOL’d.

      On a serious note, some of the food that gets served to kids today really is terrible…

      1. avatar jsallison says:

        I boycotted school lunches starting in 8th grade and never ate another one. Graduated HS summer of ’74 so this isn’t a recent phenomena…

      2. avatar MrBadNews says:

        After I saw my first chicken ring,.. I started packing lunches for my kids.

  6. avatar RIGHT! says:

    Liberals trying to shoot a conservative

    1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

      I love it when people assume that shooting ability is correlated to conservative beliefs.

      Do conservatives still believe in phrenology as well?

      1. avatar The Knight says:


  7. avatar Curzen says:

    on the topic of mexican standoff:

    “While it is important to emphasize that the FBI’s investigation is actively continuing, there are strong preliminary indications that the death of United States Border Patrol Agent Nicholas J. Ivie, 30, and the injury to a second agent was the result of an accidental shooting incident involving only the agents,” James Turgal, special agent in charge of the FBI’s Phoenix division, said in a statement.

  8. avatar Jwhite says:

    “Is that a gun? I got a gun… He got a gun … he got a gun … EVERYBODY GOT GUNS!” – Gyp Rosetti “Boardwalk Empire”

    1. avatar Totenglocke says:

      Yea, I wouldn’t want to be Gyp when Slater finally gets the go ahead to dish out a little payback.

  9. avatar Johnny says:

    This is why Illinois doesn’t have CCW.

  10. avatar Rambeast says:

    “An armed society is a polite society.” -Robert A. Heinlein

  11. avatar James says:

    Die You Liberal scum! Oh wait….

  12. avatar Bob says:

    Perfect example of what the Anti-guns crowd is always saying. “There are too many guns on our streets.”

  13. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    “…and of all the people present that day, only Susie (second from right) had the presence of mind to focus on the primary threat: the hipster with the MP5.”

  14. avatar Pete says:

    Every Thanksgiving I could remember.

  15. avatar jwm says:

    “A terrible tragedy occurred at the primate house at the zoo when a truckload of guns that were being smuggled to Mexico by ATF agents crashed and overturned in the exercise habitat. Film at 11….”

  16. avatar Philthegardner says:

    Somebody, anybody… PLEASE start shooting!

  17. avatar Joel says:

    Constitutional Carry as told by Liberals.

  18. avatar SDFreeman says:

    Just another day in gun free zone chicago

  19. avatar jsallison says:

    Please, for the love of all that’s holy, pull the %&#*(&^ triggers you %&#*(&^ morons. C$!) they’ll probably all turn into teen vampires and we’ll have to endure even more tedious drivel in the theaters. Can we at least make sure it goes direct to dvd?

  20. avatar Matt says:

    “Damn it Quentin, not another one…”

    1. avatar aaronw says:

      Reservoir Hipsters

  21. avatar APBTFan says:

    Numbnut standoff.

  22. avatar timeout says:


  23. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    Fifteen seconds after the British teens were given their guns, they acted like they had never seen any before.

  24. avatar NWGlocker says:

    Lesseee: DQ, Muzzle!, Finger!, DQ, FTDR…

  25. avatar aaronw says:

    What the Democrats REALLY think goes on behind the scenes at the GRPC.

  26. avatar aaronw says:

    Some people take the song “pumped up kicks” just a bit too literally…

  27. avatar g says:

    The attempt to answer “Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” suddenly just got real. Really real.

  28. avatar Famibly Do says:

    Why is the only guy not covered the dude in the hoodie! RACIST!!!

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Look at the crazy pattern on the hoodie. That hoodie is the latest in urban camouflage. No one can see him.

  29. avatar Nikeratos says:

    The family that prays together, sprays together.

  30. avatar RIGHT! says:

    Holder, Holder, Holder, Holder, Holder, Holder, Holder: Fast and Furious

  31. avatar Matt in SD says:

    Bitch be cool!

  32. avatar MrA says:

    The winner? Whoever pulls out a grenade. Mind you, it will be a Pyrrhic victory.

  33. avatar MrA says:

    Looks like we got ourselves a Truxican Standoff…

    [Reply if you get the reference.]

    1. avatar Oddux says:

      Borderlands 2

  34. avatar Jon R. says:

    Looks more like a FPS Russian standoff than a Mexican standoff to me.

  35. avatar إبليس says:

    “Thankfully all seven hipsters died in a standoff. We’ll never know who had the best ‘fixie’ , now to Slate in Sports.”

  36. avatar Derek says:

    Meh. Not nearly as cool as Reservoir Dogs.

  37. avatar Steve says:

    Gang Bang!

  38. avatar Steve says:

    Let’s call this a draw and get to the pub.

  39. avatar DaveL says:

    Family Thanksgiving.

    What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

  40. avatar Down&OutInCA says:

    “Seattle PD investigators are still unsure of the motive behind the gunfight, though the two damaged fixed-speed bicycles and a smashed record collection of obscure indie bands also found at the scene are believed to be involved.”

  41. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    The Polish Youth Army organization at their first( and last) Urban Combat Sim Training Session!!!!

  42. avatar Jericho941 says:

    Hahahahaha nobody here knows what a goddamn hipster looks like

    1. avatar Down&OutInCA says:

      Hey I figured the skinny jeans, thug-lyfe hoodie, the janky haircuts, etc all made them underground and ‘hipster-ish’. Lol.

  43. avatar LeftShooter says:

    The TTAG editorial staff reacting to the rumor that anti-gun poster MikeyB is actually one of their own. 

  44. avatar Dan says:

    Meanwhile in Russia….

  45. avatar Not Your Mother says:

    MP5K FTW!

  46. avatar JuanCudz says:

    The Ca$h and Gun$ live roleplaying gamers were taking things a bit too seriously.

  47. avatar Bryan says:

    Concerned about his constituents, this is what is known as a “Bloomberg”.

  48. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Russian “Eenie, meenie, miney, moe”.

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