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  1. A Mexican standoff is most precisely a confrontation among three or more opponents. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different than for a duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage.
    In a Mexican standoff the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. No one wants to go first.
    So no ones does. They all stand up and walk away.
    So my Caption would be “Goodbye, and go with God.

  2. The fighting over school lunch menus in our public schools took a turn for the worse today…..

    • As an educator, I LOL’d.

      On a serious note, some of the food that gets served to kids today really is terrible…

      • I boycotted school lunches starting in 8th grade and never ate another one. Graduated HS summer of ’74 so this isn’t a recent phenomena…

  3. on the topic of mexican standoff:

    “While it is important to emphasize that the FBI’s investigation is actively continuing, there are strong preliminary indications that the death of United States Border Patrol Agent Nicholas J. Ivie, 30, and the injury to a second agent was the result of an accidental shooting incident involving only the agents,” James Turgal, special agent in charge of the FBI’s Phoenix division, said in a statement.

  4. “Is that a gun? I got a gun… He got a gun … he got a gun … EVERYBODY GOT GUNS!” – Gyp Rosetti “Boardwalk Empire”

    • Yea, I wouldn’t want to be Gyp when Slater finally gets the go ahead to dish out a little payback.

  5. Perfect example of what the Anti-guns crowd is always saying. “There are too many guns on our streets.”

  6. “…and of all the people present that day, only Susie (second from right) had the presence of mind to focus on the primary threat: the hipster with the MP5.”

  7. “A terrible tragedy occurred at the primate house at the zoo when a truckload of guns that were being smuggled to Mexico by ATF agents crashed and overturned in the exercise habitat. Film at 11….”

  8. Please, for the love of all that’s holy, pull the %&#*(&^ triggers you %&#*(&^ morons. C$!) they’ll probably all turn into teen vampires and we’ll have to endure even more tedious drivel in the theaters. Can we at least make sure it goes direct to dvd?

  9. Fifteen seconds after the British teens were given their guns, they acted like they had never seen any before.

  10. The attempt to answer “Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” suddenly just got real. Really real.

    • Look at the crazy pattern on the hoodie. That hoodie is the latest in urban camouflage. No one can see him.

  11. “Seattle PD investigators are still unsure of the motive behind the gunfight, though the two damaged fixed-speed bicycles and a smashed record collection of obscure indie bands also found at the scene are believed to be involved.”

  12. The Polish Youth Army organization at their first( and last) Urban Combat Sim Training Session!!!!

    • Hey I figured the skinny jeans, thug-lyfe hoodie, the janky haircuts, etc all made them underground and ‘hipster-ish’. Lol.

  13. The TTAG editorial staff reacting to the rumor that anti-gun poster MikeyB is actually one of their own. 

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