Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “Hord stirr. I got the dlop on you.”

      1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:


    1. avatar phillip says:

      No, which way is China?

  2. avatar SD3 says:

    Dammit! Where’d he find a Heizer Doubletap?!?

  3. avatar Joseph Bush says:

    “If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun” Dali Lama IVX

  4. avatar matt says:

    wtf gun is that? a side by side handgun?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I had one of those when I was a kid. Each barrel had a cork with a string on it. Break the action and it cocked the internal spring, then just pull the trigger and the cork popped out. We didn’t have pc’s and video games then.

  5. avatar C. Walther says:

    Arsenal Second Century: now available in fun size!

  6. avatar cz82mak says:

    “How do you think I got this spot on my forehead?”

  7. avatar raincrow says:

    From China to the USA . Payment Due Date ( NOW) . Total Amount Due ( 16 Trillion)

    1. avatar aaronw says:

      In that case, they’ll just have to break 600 million kneecaps. And those of their children, and their children’s children…

  8. avatar aaronw says:

    Temple donations are down, forcing Buddhist gangs to rob unwary tourists – first, distraction with the levitating ball trick. Then, a double-barreled homemade gat in the ribs.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      This one gets my vote!!!

  9. avatar Sammy says:

    Free reincarnation program. No waiting. Couples discount.

  10. avatar aaronw says:

    After their licensing agreement with Colt expired, Llama now makes royalty-free derringer replicas.

  11. avatar aaronw says:

    “All you other kids with your pumped-up sandals better run, better run, outrun my gun…”

  12. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    “You unenlightened dogfaces are still playing tennis with rackets?”

  13. avatar jwm says:

    ” The Dali Llama posse.”

  14. avatar Bgardner says:

    Right between the eyes…

  15. avatar Hal says:

    SMILE! You commie Chinese Tibet suppressing mother f*cker…

  16. avatar Dom says:

    Why is the red dot on my head?

  17. avatar Rambeast says:

    Let’s do Tibet rules…noone fires until this ball hits the ground.

  18. avatar Qajaqon says:

    “NO. I’ll shoot YOUR eyes out.”

  19. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “Donations please?”


    “So happy to be helping you remove your wallet?”


    “Why are we smiling? We are smiling because we have a gun, and you don’t.”

  20. avatar g says:

    Warrior kid monks: gun edition.

  21. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Handguns and tennis? They’re just trying to tell us they love “I Spy” reruns.

  22. avatar Run4 says:

    “If I meet the Buddha on the road, I’m gonna kill him.”

  23. avatar William says:

    When Kung Fu just won’t Do

  24. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Hey Chuck Norris….Now show me how bad you Really are!!!!
    So…. You really want my sister to love you long time??? Are you sure!!!

  25. avatar Walter says:

    Welcome to my sect. Now, if you will please voluntarily join it, and help keep us all happy, we won’t have to shoot another infidel this week.

  26. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Welcome to the New Democrats!!! Since you have “voluntarily” joined us we are now going to demonstrate how we keep our volunteers busy…. I mean how we keep our constituents promoting our ideals and desires!!!
    Chicago Mayor say this work real well!!!

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