(Long) Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar .9mm says:

    Don’t laser me bro!

  2. avatar Plumbump says:

    Nice choice sir, although.. To penetrate man-boobs such as these *gesture*, I would suggest a larger caliber.

  3. avatar Joe T says:

    I just cannot stand looking at photos of people with poor muzzle control. Would It be too much to ask to not provide a forum for numb skulls. At least call the morons on it in the caption.

    1. avatar Bob says:

      “HEY! I’m sure this gut would stop any bullets from that pea shooter, but that still doesn’t make it a safe direction to point that firearm.”

      Are you happy now, Joe T?

    2. avatar Mr. Lion says:

      It’s unloaded, locked open, and his finger is off the bang switch. Sheesh.

  4. avatar wk says:

    Come at me bro!

  5. avatar aaronw says:

    “No shoes, no service? I’m the one with the gun!”

  6. avatar aaronw says:

    “Remember, Mr. Shapiro, if you take this outside, you may or may not get hit by NYPD gunfire. It’s a crapshoot, if ya know what I mean.”

  7. avatar Benji says:

    “So you want to buy a gun, huh? Now, back when I was a Navy SEAL…”

  8. avatar aaronw says:

    “If you have an inexplicable urge to replace this fine weapon with a quirky Italian 9mm semiauto, you need to call a psychiatrist, not us…”

  9. avatar إبليس says:

    And I thought my muzzle control with a sidearm sucked. Damn.

  10. avatar jwm says:

    “dude, put your gun away. we still don’t have any of the shoulder thingies that go up”.

  11. avatar Tom Weber says:

    “Is this available in an Ed Hardy design?”

  12. avatar aaronw says:

    “Can you guys help me? I’m wearing my driving glasses, and therefore cannot tell if this is a Wilson Combat, a Kimber, a Nighthawk, or something else altogether.”

  13. avatar LeftShooter says:

    “Yes, I am talking to you. My gun has run dry and I need to refill it. I meant no insult asking if you would do it for me. I didn’t know this was a self-service location, sorry.”

    “Furthermore, you were a lot more civil to me yesterday when my supermodel girlfriend and I were in here to purchase this gun.”

  14. avatar Qajaqon says:

    “Are you gonna shoot this?” asks the salesman to the front.

    “You may think you look good in those shootin’ glasses, holden’ that pistol, but I’m gonna kick your ass….” says the salesman to the left.

  15. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Salesman behind counter: “What, you want a piece of me?”

  16. avatar Mike S says:

    “Who has two thumbs and is glad that thing ain’t loaded? This guy.”

  17. avatar Cellude says:

    “Freeze! This is a stick up! Give me all your money and any Apple devices you have back there! Also, after you are done doing that tell me where the nearest Starbucks is!”

    Clerk – “Really, you want me to do what? Do realize that your gun is empty!!”

  18. avatar Aharon says:

    Reporter Rick Schapiro has seen the light and is now embracing gun ownership.

    1. avatar aaronw says:

      I sure wouldn’t mind reading the article in which he describes his experience shooting the pistol. I couldn’t find it anywhere…

  19. avatar Leo says:

    Thats was my local range. They all carry conceal there and this is very uncomon there. They are very strick about gun safety and tell you to keep the gun empty, magazine out and locked back in the red bin at all times. Maybe were giving a quick grip tip.

  20. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    That IS our lowest price. Look… I gotta make a livin’ to ya know.

  21. avatar NWGlocker says:

    Man behind the counter: “No no you’re doing it all wrong. If you want to be as dumb as Bieber, close the slide, finger on the trigger, THEN point it at me!”

    1. avatar Matt says:


  22. avatar James says:

    Show me your tits or die fat man!!!

  23. avatar Vermin says:

    “I’m dead, huh? Not until you can figure out how to operate the slide release I’m not.”

  24. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    “As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun.”

  25. avatar Gw says:

    Duracoated in Desert Pink Camo with cactus flowers on it? No problem.

  26. avatar Jfoster says:

    Naw, really. Go ahead. Right here. It’ll just bounce off.

    Guy in the background, “He gets this way sometimes.”

    1. avatar NWGlocker says:

      +1. That cracked me up

  27. avatar Scooter says:

    WOW! Major safety violation. His eyes are protected but his hearing protection is on the counter! Duh!

  28. avatar paramedic70002 says:

    “See, you want to point that thing ‘center mass,’ you know, like here at my diaphragm. Yeah, like that.”

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