Home Fun and Games (Long) Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games (Long) Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 31, 2012 34 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: That’s One High Cat Edition Gun Meme of the Day: And Your Point Is? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: The Truth About GLOCKs Edition 34 COMMENTS Don’t laser me bro! Reply Nice choice sir, although.. To penetrate man-boobs such as these *gesture*, I would suggest a larger caliber. Reply I just cannot stand looking at photos of people with poor muzzle control. Would It be too much to ask to not provide a forum for numb skulls. At least call the morons on it in the caption. Reply “HEY! I’m sure this gut would stop any bullets from that pea shooter, but that still doesn’t make it a safe direction to point that firearm.” Are you happy now, Joe T? Reply It’s unloaded, locked open, and his finger is off the bang switch. Sheesh. Reply Come at me bro! Reply “No shoes, no service? I’m the one with the gun!” Reply “Remember, Mr. Shapiro, if you take this outside, you may or may not get hit by NYPD gunfire. It’s a crapshoot, if ya know what I mean.” Reply “So you want to buy a gun, huh? Now, back when I was a Navy SEAL…” Reply “If you have an inexplicable urge to replace this fine weapon with a quirky Italian 9mm semiauto, you need to call a psychiatrist, not us…” Reply And I thought my muzzle control with a sidearm sucked. Damn. Reply “dude, put your gun away. we still don’t have any of the shoulder thingies that go up”. Reply “Is this available in an Ed Hardy design?” Reply “Can you guys help me? I’m wearing my driving glasses, and therefore cannot tell if this is a Wilson Combat, a Kimber, a Nighthawk, or something else altogether.” Reply “Yes, I am talking to you. My gun has run dry and I need to refill it. I meant no insult asking if you would do it for me. I didn’t know this was a self-service location, sorry.” “Furthermore, you were a lot more civil to me yesterday when my supermodel girlfriend and I were in here to purchase this gun.” Reply “Are you gonna shoot this?” asks the salesman to the front. “You may think you look good in those shootin’ glasses, holden’ that pistol, but I’m gonna kick your ass….” says the salesman to the left. Reply Salesman behind counter: “What, you want a piece of me?” Reply “Who has two thumbs and is glad that thing ain’t loaded? This guy.” Reply +1 Reply “Freeze! This is a stick up! Give me all your money and any Apple devices you have back there! Also, after you are done doing that tell me where the nearest Starbucks is!” Clerk – “Really, you want me to do what? Do realize that your gun is empty!!” Reply Reporter Rick Schapiro has seen the light and is now embracing gun ownership. Reply I sure wouldn’t mind reading the article in which he describes his experience shooting the pistol. I couldn’t find it anywhere… Reply Thats was my local range. They all carry conceal there and this is very uncomon there. They are very strick about gun safety and tell you to keep the gun empty, magazine out and locked back in the red bin at all times. Maybe were giving a quick grip tip. Reply That IS our lowest price. Look… I gotta make a livin’ to ya know. Reply Man behind the counter: “No no you’re doing it all wrong. If you want to be as dumb as Bieber, close the slide, finger on the trigger, THEN point it at me!” Reply +another1 Reply Show me your tits or die fat man!!! Reply “I’m dead, huh? Not until you can figure out how to operate the slide release I’m not.” Reply “As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun.” Reply Duracoated in Desert Pink Camo with cactus flowers on it? No problem. Reply Naw, really. Go ahead. Right here. It’ll just bounce off. Guy in the background, “He gets this way sometimes.” Reply +1. That cracked me up Reply WOW! Major safety violation. His eyes are protected but his hearing protection is on the counter! Duh! Reply “See, you want to point that thing ‘center mass,’ you know, like here at my diaphragm. Yeah, like that.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.