(Long) Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Aug 31, 2012 | 34 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments .9mm says: August 31, 2012 at 18:01 Don’t laser me bro! Reply Plumbump says: August 31, 2012 at 18:16 Nice choice sir, although.. To penetrate man-boobs such as these *gesture*, I would suggest a larger caliber. Reply Joe T says: August 31, 2012 at 18:35 I just cannot stand looking at photos of people with poor muzzle control. Would It be too much to ask to not provide a forum for numb skulls. At least call the morons on it in the caption. Reply Bob says: August 31, 2012 at 19:48 “HEY! I’m sure this gut would stop any bullets from that pea shooter, but that still doesn’t make it a safe direction to point that firearm.” Are you happy now, Joe T? Reply Mr. Lion says: August 31, 2012 at 21:32 It’s unloaded, locked open, and his finger is off the bang switch. Sheesh. Reply wk says: August 31, 2012 at 18:43 Come at me bro! Reply aaronw says: August 31, 2012 at 18:48 “No shoes, no service? I’m the one with the gun!” Reply aaronw says: August 31, 2012 at 18:54 “Remember, Mr. Shapiro, if you take this outside, you may or may not get hit by NYPD gunfire. It’s a crapshoot, if ya know what I mean.” Reply Benji says: August 31, 2012 at 19:00 “So you want to buy a gun, huh? Now, back when I was a Navy SEAL…” Reply aaronw says: August 31, 2012 at 19:36 “If you have an inexplicable urge to replace this fine weapon with a quirky Italian 9mm semiauto, you need to call a psychiatrist, not us…” Reply إبليس says: August 31, 2012 at 19:54 And I thought my muzzle control with a sidearm sucked. Damn. Reply jwm says: August 31, 2012 at 19:58 “dude, put your gun away. we still don’t have any of the shoulder thingies that go up”. Reply Tom Weber says: August 31, 2012 at 20:22 “Is this available in an Ed Hardy design?” Reply aaronw says: August 31, 2012 at 20:36 “Can you guys help me? I’m wearing my driving glasses, and therefore cannot tell if this is a Wilson Combat, a Kimber, a Nighthawk, or something else altogether.” Reply LeftShooter says: August 31, 2012 at 20:51 “Yes, I am talking to you. My gun has run dry and I need to refill it. I meant no insult asking if you would do it for me. I didn’t know this was a self-service location, sorry.” “Furthermore, you were a lot more civil to me yesterday when my supermodel girlfriend and I were in here to purchase this gun.” Reply Qajaqon says: August 31, 2012 at 21:12 “Are you gonna shoot this?” asks the salesman to the front. “You may think you look good in those shootin’ glasses, holden’ that pistol, but I’m gonna kick your ass….” says the salesman to the left. Reply uncommon_sense says: August 31, 2012 at 21:13 Salesman behind counter: “What, you want a piece of me?” Reply Mike S says: August 31, 2012 at 22:02 “Who has two thumbs and is glad that thing ain’t loaded? This guy.” Reply Matt says: September 1, 2012 at 00:21 +1 Reply Cellude says: August 31, 2012 at 22:07 “Freeze! This is a stick up! Give me all your money and any Apple devices you have back there! Also, after you are done doing that tell me where the nearest Starbucks is!” Clerk – “Really, you want me to do what? Do realize that your gun is empty!!” Reply Aharon says: August 31, 2012 at 22:22 Reporter Rick Schapiro has seen the light and is now embracing gun ownership. Reply aaronw says: September 1, 2012 at 10:14 I sure wouldn’t mind reading the article in which he describes his experience shooting the pistol. I couldn’t find it anywhere… Reply Leo says: August 31, 2012 at 22:34 Thats was my local range. They all carry conceal there and this is very uncomon there. They are very strick about gun safety and tell you to keep the gun empty, magazine out and locked back in the red bin at all times. Maybe were giving a quick grip tip. Reply Fyrewerx says: August 31, 2012 at 22:59 That IS our lowest price. Look… I gotta make a livin’ to ya know. Reply NWGlocker says: August 31, 2012 at 23:13 Man behind the counter: “No no you’re doing it all wrong. If you want to be as dumb as Bieber, close the slide, finger on the trigger, THEN point it at me!” Reply Matt says: September 1, 2012 at 00:22 +another1 Reply James says: August 31, 2012 at 23:19 Show me your tits or die fat man!!! Reply Vermin says: September 1, 2012 at 00:28 “I’m dead, huh? Not until you can figure out how to operate the slide release I’m not.” Reply Acepeacemaker says: September 1, 2012 at 02:22 “As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun.” Reply Gw says: September 1, 2012 at 02:59 Duracoated in Desert Pink Camo with cactus flowers on it? No problem. Reply Jfoster says: September 1, 2012 at 11:33 Naw, really. Go ahead. Right here. It’ll just bounce off. Guy in the background, “He gets this way sometimes.” Reply NWGlocker says: September 1, 2012 at 12:06 +1. That cracked me up Reply Scooter says: September 1, 2012 at 13:03 WOW! Major safety violation. His eyes are protected but his hearing protection is on the counter! Duh! Reply paramedic70002 says: September 2, 2012 at 16:09 “See, you want to point that thing ‘center mass,’ you know, like here at my diaphragm. Yeah, like that.” Reply Write a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.